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Zombie Attack
Zombie Attack complete
"Zombie Attack" mission completion screen
Story arc

STAG

Homies

Viola DeWynter

Enemies

Marked: ?. Minimum kills: ?

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"Zombie Attack" is a mission in Saints Row: The Third.

Burt Reynolds: "I got a zombie problem that I want -"
Viola DeWynter: "Wait, a WHAT problem?"
Burt Reynolds sighs
Burt Reynolds: "Zombies."
Zombie Attack intro
— Mayor Burt Reynolds requests the aid of Viola DeWynter and the rest of the Saints.

OverviewEdit

Viola DeWynter calls Playa and informs them that she has arranged a meeting with Steelport's mayor, Burt Reynolds. At his office, Reynolds asks Playa and Viola to help clean up the "zombie problem" on Arapice Island that Playa inadvertently caused in the previous mission;[3] Playa, a huge fan of Reynolds, obliges.

Playa and Viola head to the island and, fighting through the zombie hordes, manage to submerge the containers in the ocean using the Sonic Boom, which neutralizes the virus. Playa then has a choice to submerge a Flatbed loaded with the zombie virus in return for Reynold's gratitude and future help or to deliver the truck and the virus to Oleg, who creates more zombies to help the Saints.

Later, as STAG and Cyrus Temple commence cleanup on the island, Cyrus learns that Senator Monica Hughes is personally coming to Steelport, angered with the constant "complications".

GameplayEdit

Zombie Attack - Protect Viola objective
Meet the mayor
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Go to the Quarantine Zone

After reaching it, the mission takes place on Arapice Island, an area that has been overwhelmed with zombies, which spawn infinitely.

The zombies can be killed with any weapons. The zombies grapple Playa when close, requiring a quick time event in order to break free. During the mission, the Stamina bar empties faster than usual, even when the Unlimited Sprint upgrade is purchased.

Submerge containers 0/3

The Sonic Boom must be used to push the three containers located around the island into the water. Between each containers is a different problem which must be dealt with.

Submerge containers 2/3
Go to Viola

After submerging the first container, Viola must be saved from a cluster of zombies atop a small building.

Kill zombies
Submerge containers 1/3

After submerging the second container, Playa's Fumigator 3000 gas mask develops a leak.

Go to Rim Jobs

Rim Jobs must be reached within two minutes.

Protect Viola

The repair takes a further 45 seconds, while zombies must be repelled.

Go to Viola
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Submerge containers 3/3
Take the chemical truck

After submerging the third container, the next target is a Flatbed holding several more containers.

Escape with or submerge the truck

Reynolds wants the containers on the truck submerged by driving into the water, whereas Oleg suggests keeping the containers. The choice affects what is unlocked after completing the mission, but has no effect on the plot; Arapice Island is forever inhabited by zombies regardless of the choice made.

ChoiceEdit

See also: Choices
Choice Reward
Return Zombie Virus To Oleg Zombie Homies
Destroy Zombie Virus For The Mayor Burt Reynolds and SWAT Homies

RewardsEdit

  • Cash awarded at the end of the mission
  • Gas Mask unlocked
  • Notoriety Wipe - Law unlocked
  • Homie - Burt Reynolds unlocked
  • SWAT Backup Homie unlocked
  • Zombie Backup Homie unlocked


NewscastEdit

Main article: Newscasts
Zombie Attack radio newscasts media 00032
Jane Valderamma: "With zombies devouring our neighbors' brains and STAG seemingly powerless to stop them, Steelport was in a desperate plight. Mayor Burt Reynolds decided that desperate times call for desperate measures and enlisted the help of the Saints to combat the undead menace. Though details of the Saints' anti-zombie campaign remain sketchy, not even the walking dead could withstand the Saints' unparalleled talents for violence and mayhem. Because our gallant mayor rose to the occasion, Steelport can sleep easy tonight knowing our brains are safe. This is Jane Valderamma with the Steelport Mortuary Report."

TipsEdit

Main article: Tips
  • Call for "Saints Backup" before getting to the island, while they're on their way touch the marker to move onto the island and the Saints arrive in their car.
  • The Apoca-Fist has the same effect on the gas containers as the Sonic Boom but is more convenient as it has no charge time.
  • Using the Mollusk Launcher to control all the nearby zombies makes the task much easier.

TriviaEdit

  • Viola DeWynter uses an AS3 Ultimax in this mission, but a TEK Z-10 in other missions.
  • If Playa is wearing a hoodie, the Fumigator 3000 gas mask does not appear. This has no effect on the gameplay.
  • If Arapice Island has already been taken over, Saints Wannabes spawn there, and are unaffected by the gas.
  • The final cutscene shows Cyrus Temple and a group of STAG soldiers fighting zombies. The STAG soldiers are holding Viper Laser Rifles but are firing bullets. In addition, Cyrus' KA-1 Kobra has a different sound and muzzle flash.
  • A zombie holding a beer may drop it when approached and begin attacking like a drunken pedestrian.
  • After this mission, zombies permanently remain on the island.
  • After this mission, a Survival event becomes available on the island.
  • "Choke" by Hybrid plays inside Rim Jobs.
  • Zombies either disappear or stop spawning during rainy weather. They respawn as soon as the skies are clear. This also occurs during the Zombie Survival diversion.
  • While protecting Viola, an exploding zombie will appear from the small alleyway near the chemical tanks. This event is random, and does not always happens

TranscriptEdit

PrologueEdit

Playa - Male 1: "Viola, thanks for the..."
Viola DeWynter: "Make sure you aren't late."
Playa - Male 1: "Excuse me?"
Viola DeWynter: "To meet the mayor."
Playa - Male 1: "Hold it, what's going on?"
Viola DeWynter: "The mayor needs our help."
Playa - Male 1: "Why would we help him? Who cares about..."
Viola DeWynter: "The mayor is one of the most powerful men in Steelport. Don't just dismiss him."
Playa - Male 1: "And we should just jump when he says?"
Viola DeWynter: "If it'll get us on his good side, yes."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm trusting you on this, Viola."
Viola DeWynter: "You should."
— Pre-mission phone call (Male 1)

Viola DeWynter: "Perfect. I've just set up a meeting for you with the mayor."
Playa - Male 2: "Should I care?"
Viola DeWynter: "He's one of the most influential men in Steelport. Why wouldn't you?"
Playa - Male 2: "I don't take gettin' told what to do well. Thought you'd have figured that out by now."
Viola DeWynter: "Having the mayor on our side would be an advantage for the Saints."
Playa - Male 2: "But I won't be his bitch."
Viola DeWynter: "You're right, you won't be. He knows how the game is played."
Playa - Male 2: "As long as he does, I'm cool with meeting him."
Viola DeWynter: "Good."
— Pre-mission phone call (Male 2)

Viola DeWynter: "Let me know when you're on your way."
Playa - Male 3: "On my way? Where?"
Viola DeWynter: "For your meeting with the mayor."
Playa - Male 3: "First I've heard of it."
Viola DeWynter: "Right, I hadn't called you yet."
Playa - Male 3: "So what's this meeting about?"
Viola DeWynter: "I don't know, but he said there's a problem that STAG's dragging their feet on so hes looking for outside contractors..."
Playa - Male 3: "How's he have your number?"
Viola DeWynter: "I've dealt with the man before. He's a powerful connection to have in Steelport."
Playa - Male 3: "If you say so."
Viola DeWynter: "You'll see."
— Pre-mission phone call (Male 3)

Playa - Female 1: "Tell me everything's quiet and we have time to take a day off."
Viola DeWynter: "Hardly. You have a meeting with the mayor coming up soon."
Playa - Female 1: "Mayor? When did I make that meeting?"
Viola DeWynter: "You didn't. I did."
Playa - Female 1: "What for?"
Viola DeWynter: "Phillipe worked with the mayor for years, I thought the Saints would like the same opportunity."
Playa - Female 1: "He worth helping?"
Viola DeWynter: "He's the mayor. Believe me, he's worth it."
— Pre-mission phone call (Female 1)

Viola DeWynter: "You should head to the mayor's office."
Playa - Female 2: "Alright, why?"
Viola DeWynter: "Because when a man like him asks for a meeting, it's best not to keep him waiting."
Playa - Female 2: "He asked for a meeting? With who?"
Viola DeWynter: "With the Saints."
Playa - Female 2: "And he just called you out of the blue?"
Viola DeWynter: "My sister and I worked with him several times. He knows we get results."
Playa - Female 2: "And what are we getting results on?"
Viola DeWynter: "I'm sure he'll tell you when we get there."
Playa - Female 2: "You trust him?"
Viola DeWynter: "He's a powerful man in a powerful position. And he's unhappy with STAG's presence in Steelport."
Playa - Female 2: "Well that last part's reason enough for me."
— Pre-mission phone call (Female 2)

Viola DeWynter: "Do you know who came to us for help?"
Playa - Female 3: "No."
Viola DeWynter: "The mayor of Steelport."
Playa - Female 3: "What's the mayor want with the Saints?"
Viola DeWynter: "Don't know, don't care...it's a great opportunity."
Playa - Female 3: "So you volunteered us?"
Viola DeWynter: "I told him we'd meet to discuss the problem."
Playa - Female 3: "I don't know if we have time for that. Not with STAG..."
Viola DeWynter: "He's an important man. Even the Syndicate respects him."
Playa - Female 3: "Alright...set it up..."
— Pre-mission phone call (Female 3)

Viola DeWynter: "Are you ready to meet the mayor?"
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Viola DeWynter: "I left the message with Kinzie. Guess you called me first."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Viola DeWynter: "The mayor is asking for the Saints' help. I told him we'd meet to discuss it."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Viola DeWynter: "I've always had a great deal of respect for him."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Viola DeWynter: "Having someone like him on our side would strengthen the Saints in this city."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Viola DeWynter: "I'm sure you won't regret it."
— Pre-mission phone call (Zombie)

Cutscene #1Edit

Playa: "What are we waiting for?"
Viola: "We're not walking in there until you promise to play nice."
Playa: "Are you serious?"
Viola: "Repeat after me: Don't fuck with the Mayor."
Playa: "Look sweetie - I'll fuck with whoever I wanna fuck with."
Playa: "I mean, who does this guy think he is?"
Burt Reynolds: "Viola - is this the kid you were talking about?"
Playa: "Burt-fucking-Reynolds?!"
Burt Reynolds: "Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents."
Playa: "Sir, I am a huge fan."
Burt Reynolds: "Excuse me, hon."
Burt Reynolds: "Viola says the Saints are the new game in town. If that's the case, I want in."
Playa: "Uh, yeah, great! What do you need?"
Burt Reynolds: "I got a zombie problem that I want -"
Viola: "Wait, a WHAT problem?"
Burt sighs
Burt Reynolds: "Zombies."
Oleg: "You mean metaphorically - the celebrity obsessed, media drugged masses, yes?"
Burt Reynolds: "This ain't Los Angeles."
Playa: "I'll tell you about it later."
Viola: "You knew about this?"
Burt Reynolds: "So what do you say, kid?"
Playa: "Undead clean-up ain't exactly in our wheelhouse, but we'll give it a whirl."
Playa: "Aren't you worried about pissing off STAG?"
Burt Reynolds: "You're acting like I never had to outsmart a paramilitary organization before! Call me when it's done."
Playa: "Oh my God, this guy's fucking awesome!"
Viola: "Stop being a fanboy."
— "cutscene In"

GameplayEdit

Playa - Female 1: "Not sure this was the best idea..."
Playa - Female 2: "Did I really agree to fight zombies?"
Playa - Female 3: "Was this was a mistake?"
Playa - Male 1: "Maybe I should have thought this through."
Playa - Male 2: "Maybe I shoulda thought about this a little more..."
Playa - Male 3: "This wasn't one of my better ideas..."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Viola DeWynter: "It's too late now, you don't back out after agreeing to something with the mayor."
Playa - Female 1: "I could never let Burt down."
Playa - Female 2: "With anyone else that would not matter, but for Burt..."
Playa - Female 3: "You're right. Can't let Burt down."
Playa - Male 1: "You're right... I can't let Burt down."
Playa - Male 2: "That's right, Burt's countin' on me."
Playa - Male 3: "I will never let Burt Reynolds down as long as I live."
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
Viola DeWynter: "*sigh*"
— "Mission Start"
Viola DeWynter: "What's the plan here?"
Playa - Female 1: "Gas masks go on, chemicals get neutralized, zombies get killed."
Playa - Female 2: "We put on the gas masks, and kill the zombies. And neutralize the chemicals, of course."
Playa - Female 3: "It's not so bad. We get our gas masks on, find and neutralize the chemicals, and destroy anyone in our way."
Playa - Male 1: "Simple enough. Put on gas masks, find the chemicals, neutralize them, and kill anyone in our way, alive or dead."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm gonna run around wearin' a gas mask and kill some fuckin' zombies."
Playa - Male 3: "Use the masks to find the chemicals, and kill anyone who tries to stop us. Simple, really."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Viola DeWynter: "But for killing these... zombies. What's the plan for that?"
Playa - Female 1: "Shoot them until they stop moving."
Playa - Female 2: "Shot guns are said to work. So are lawn mowers. Or frying pans. I'm not picky."
Playa - Female 3: "Whatevs. I'm flexible."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm not picky, as long as they stop moving."
Playa - Male 2: "Use bullets?"
Playa - Male 3: "Shoot 'em till they stop moving."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Drive 1"

Cutscene #2Edit

Burt: "Heard from my contact in STAG. There are three containers leaking the virus into the air. They'll have to be submerged in water to be neutralized."
Burt: "Think you can handle that?"
Playa - Female 1: "I have the perfect tool for the job, courtesy of STAG."
Playa - Female 2: "No problem Mr. Reynolds. STAG gave me just what I will need."
Playa - Female 3: "Without a doubt. STAG gave me the solution."
Playa - Male 1: "Mayor Reynolds, STAG gave me just the tool I need..."
Playa - Male 2: "I picked up somethin' from STAG that can do the job."
Playa - Male 3: "Mayor Reynolds, STAG gave me just the tool I need..."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— "Arrive At Gates CTE"

UnusedEdit

Viola DeWynter: "Let's split up. I'll start clearing the way while you hit those containers."
Playa - Female 1: "You've never seen a zombie movie, have you..."
Playa - Female 2: "You call me when you are in trouble, yes?"
Playa - Female 3: "You're gonna take the lead for once?"
Playa - Male 1: "Great...nothing bad can happen now..."
Playa - Male 2: "I don't know if that's such a good idea..."
Playa - Male 3: "Isn't that violating one of the sacred rules of horror movies...?"
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Arrive At Gates CTE"

GameplayEdit

Playa - Female 1: "Come on, go!"
Playa - Female 1: "Don't disappoint Burt."
Playa - Female 1: "Go that way already."
Playa - Female 1: "Next time I send Pierce to do this."
Playa - Female 1: "Swim, dammit!"
Playa - Female 1: "This'll take some skill..."
Playa - Female 1: "Time for a bath."
Playa - Female 1: "You know where you're going...?"
Playa - Female 2: "A fire truck might be nice."
Playa - Female 2: "A helicopter would make this easy."
Playa - Female 2: "I need to keep moving..."
Playa - Female 2: "It's crude, but effective."
Playa - Female 2: "Just a bit farther..."
Playa - Female 2: "The zombies could help a little..."
Playa - Female 2: "What was STAG planning with these?"
Playa - Female 2: "You can lead the virus to water..."
Playa - Male 1: "A little farther..."
Playa - Male 1: "Can't take too much time here..."
Playa - Male 1: "Come on, move, dammit."
Playa - Male 1: "Faster the better."
Playa - Male 1: "Get outta here!"
Playa - Male 1: "Just have to get this thing to water..."
Playa - Male 1: "That's right, keep going."
Playa - Male 1: "These things must be heavy."
Playa - Male 2: "Burt Reynolds'll love me for this."
Playa - Male 2: "Don't wanna take too long at this."
Playa - Male 2: "Gotta get these movin'."
Playa - Male 2: "How much do these fuckers weigh?"
Playa - Male 2: "Just gotta get it to water."
Playa - Male 2: "Little bit more now..."
Playa - Male 2: "Move!"
Playa - Male 2: "These zombies ain't takin' my town."
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
— "Blasting zombies"
Playa - Female 1: "One..."
Playa - Female 2: "Easy enough. Now for the next one."
Playa - Female 3: "That was nothing."
Playa - Male 1: "That was easy enough."
Playa - Male 2: "That was easier than I thought."
Playa - Male 3: "That was easy enough."
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
— "First Container Done"
Playa - Female 1: "Talk to me, Viola."
Playa - Female 2: "Viola, you are..."
Playa - Female 3: "Viola, how you---"
Playa - Male 1: "Viola, how's it..."
Playa - Male 2: "Viola, how ya doin'..."
Playa - Male 3: "Viola, how's it..."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Viola DeWynter: "Help me, they're everywhere!"
Playa - Female 1: "Why am I not surprised..."
Playa - Female 2: "Predictable. I will be right there."
Playa - Female 3: "That figures. Hang on!"
Playa - Male 1: "Hold on, I'm coming."
Playa - Male 2: "Don't panic. I'm comin'!"
Playa - Male 3: "Hang in there."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Help Me Call"
Playa - Female 1: "Never split up when zombies are involved."
Playa - Female 2: "Now stay close. I shouldn't have to rescue you again."
Playa - Female 3: "Rule #17 in a zombie apocalypse: Stay together!"
Playa - Male 1: "See? Splitting up -- Bad."
Playa - Male 2: "I knew splittin' up wasn't a good idea."
Playa - Male 3: "What did I tell you? Splitting up -- Bad."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
Viola DeWynter: "Well I was going to say thanks..."
— "Viola Rescued"
Viola DeWynter: "Can you even kill something that's dead?"
Playa - Female 1: "Undead."
Playa - Female 2: "Philosophically, I will ask Oleg. In the meantime, we shall experiment."
Playa - Female 3: "They're still moving. They're not dead, just... weird and stuff."
Playa - Male 1: "If they're moving, they ain't dead. They're just... fucked up."
Playa - Male 2: "Anything that's not moving is dead enough for me."
Playa - Male 3: "Put enough bullets in anything and it'll stop moving eventually."
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
Viola DeWynter: "How scientific."
— "Zombie Killing 1"
Viola DeWynter: "It's unbeliveable...[sic] "
Playa - Female 1: "Cleaning up zombies for Burt Reynolds? Yeah, I know."
Playa - Female 2: "What? That you are starring in your own personal horror movie?"
Playa - Female 3: "That society is on the brink of collapse?"
Playa - Male 1: "How fucked up this is?"
Playa - Male 2: "Can't believe you're livin' a zombie invasion?"
Playa - Male 3: "How frail the human life is?"
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Viola DeWynter: "No, that we never thought of manufacturing zombie gas...the Morningstar could have made a killing...."
— "More Zombie Killing 1"
Playa - Female 1: "Phillipe ever think about running for mayor?"
Playa - Female 2: "Why didn't Loren take over the Mayor's office?"
Playa - Female 3: "So why didn't Loren try to take over Burt's position?"
Playa - Male 1: "So why didn't Loren try to take the mayor's office?"
Playa - Male 2: "How come Loren never got control of the Mayor's office?"
Playa - Male 3: "So why didn't Loren try to take the mayor's office?"
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
Viola DeWynter: "Too much politics. Besides, he wasn't about to go up against Mayor Reynolds."
Playa - Female 1: "Makes sense..."
Playa - Female 2: "The Mayor is really that formidable?"
Playa - Female 3: "Only a madman would."
Playa - Male 1: "First smart move he made..."
Playa - Male 2: "Didn't think he was that smart."
Playa - Male 3: "No sane man would."
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
— "More Zombie Killing 2"
Playa - Female 1: "Wrong turn!"
Playa - Female 2: "This can't be good."
Playa - Female 3: "Fuckin zombies."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh fuck me..."
Playa - Male 2: "Great. A giant fuckin' zombie."
Playa - Male 3: "Oh fuck me..."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
— "See Zombie Brute"
Playa - Female 1: "Viola... are you... getting dizzy...?"
Playa - Female 2: "Viola... I'm not feeling good..."
Playa - Female 3: "Whoa... I feel kinda sick..."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm... um... I'm not feeling so well..."
Playa - Male 2: "Ah... fuck... I'm not feelin' so hot..."
Playa - Male 3: "I'm... um... I'm not feeling so well..."
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Viola DeWynter: "Let me check your... Shit. The hose on your mask is damaged. There's a Rim Jobs close by; maybe I can fix it there."
Playa - Female 1: "No argument... here..."
Playa - Female 2: "We must... hurrying..."
Playa - Female 3: "That would be... good..."
Playa - Male 1: "That... sounds like a good idea... Let's hurry..."
Playa - Male 2: "We... better be gettin'... on that..."
Playa - Male 3: "That's... good... Fix... Good..."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
— "Broken Mask"
Viola DeWynter: "I'll look around for that hose. You hold them off."
Playa - Female 1: "This should... be fun..."
Playa - Female 2: "No problem... I will be... shooting the middle one...."
Playa - Female 3: "Oh sure... because I'm feeling like a million bucks."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh sure... piece of cake..."
Playa - Male 2: "Yeah... no problem..."
Playa - Male 3: "What could possibly go wrong..."
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Hold Off Zombies Rim Jobs"
Playa - Female 1: "Oh come on!"
Playa - Female 2: "Brutes are flammable?"
Playa - Female 3: "How's he still standing?"
Playa - Male 1: "Is he on fire?!"
Playa - Male 2: "Is he on fire?!"
Playa - Male 3: "Is he on fire?!"
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
— "Brute On Fire"
Playa - Female 1: "That could've been worse..."
Playa - Female 2: "Anyway, he is dead now."
Playa - Female 3: "At least fire still hurts."
Playa - Male 1: "Well...that worked."
Playa - Male 2: "Well...that worked."
Playa - Male 3: "That was... unexpected."
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Brute On Fire"
Playa - Female 1: "Found anything?"
Playa - Female 2: "You have it... yes?"
Playa - Female 3: "Why is this taking so long?"
Playa - Male 1: "Can we hurry this up?"
Playa - Male 2: "Think you can... hurry up a little?"
Playa - Male 3: "Can we hurry this up?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Viola DeWynter: "Still looking..."
Playa - Female 1: "Faster is better."
Playa - Female 2: "Wrong answer..."
Playa - Female 3: "Everything looks... purple..."
Playa - Male 1: "Look faster..."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm dyin' here... sorta..."
Playa - Male 3: "Faster..."
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
— "Hurry Up in Rim Jobs 1"
Viola DeWynter: "This isn't right..."
Playa - Female 1: "That's a problem... I'm getting... hungry..."
Playa - Female 2: "If I don't... Tell Pierce... his zombie..."
Playa - Female 3: "So... hungry... for... brains?"
Playa - Male 1: "Any day now... these bodies are looking... tasty."
Playa - Male 2: "Braaii- *cough* Dammit it Viola, hurry up!"
Playa - Male 3: "Any day now... these bodies are looking... tasty."
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Hurry Up in Rim Jobs 2"
Viola DeWynter: "Got it!"
Playa - Female 1: "Fix it, fix it!"
Playa - Female 2: "Fix it! Hurry!"
Playa - Female 3: "Now fix it, dammit!"
Playa - Male 1: "Alright, get it fixed."
Playa - Male 2: "About fucking time!"
Playa - Male 3: "Alright, get it fixed."
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
Viola DeWynter: "Oh just relax..."
— "Found Hose in Rim Jobs"
Viola DeWynter: "Dammit, I keep getting pieces of these things on me."
Playa - Female 1: "I'm burning this outfit when I get home..."
Playa - Female 2: "It is part of the job."
Playa - Female 3: "Bet I don't smell too great either."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm going to need a shower after all this."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm sure some people are into that sort of thing."
Playa - Male 3: "I need a bath."
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
— "Zombie Killing 3"
Viola DeWynter: "How are you so calm about this?"
Playa - Female 1: "What, zombies? They're always the same; squishy when shot."
Playa - Female 2: "A zombie is a zombie. It's nothing special."
Playa - Female 3: "Practice?"
Playa - Male 1: "Eh, see one zombie, you've seen 'em all...."
Playa - Male 2: "It's just zombies. They're all pretty much the same."
Playa - Male 3: "Old hat by now."
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
Viola DeWynter: "Like you've ever dealt with a zombie before."
Playa - Female 1: "So you haven't been talking to Kinzie? Good..."
Playa - Female 2: "You must not be familar with voodoo."
Playa - Female 3: "Two actually..."
Playa - Male 1: "Actually, I had this friend once named Lin..."
Playa - Male 2: "Well, there was Lin, back in Stilwater."
Playa - Male 3: "Usually they're on my side."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Viola DeWynter: "What?"
Playa - Female 1: "I didn't say anything..."
Playa - Female 2: "It's a strange world, Viola."
Playa - Female 3: "I didn't say anything..."
Playa - Male 1: "Nevermind."
Playa - Male 2: "Kind of a long story."
Playa - Male 3: "...nothing."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
— "Zombie Killing 4"
There's still a truck of containers left.
— Viola, "Third Container"

Burt: "Tell me there won't be any problems."
Playa - Female 1: "Another container or two and there won't."
Playa - Female 2: "There will be no problems. We have just a few containers to go."
Playa - Female 3: "No problems here, Mr. Mayor. Almost done."
Playa - Male 1: "Couple more containers to go, Mayor."
Playa - Male 2: "Just a few to go, Mayor."
Playa - Male 3: "Couple more containers to go, Mayor."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
Burt: "Good. You get this done and you can count on the Steelport Municipality to back the Saints. SWAT teams, favors from the police chief, a little help from me personally...whatever you need, you'll get."
Playa - Female 1: "You're an absolute gentleman, Mayor Reynolds."
Playa - Female 2: "Mayor Reynolds, it will be my pleasure to report a job well done."
Playa - Female 3: "Help from you personally? We'll take care of it, Mayor Burt."
Playa - Male 1: "Mayor Reynolds, I'll let you know when it's done."
Playa - Male 2: "I'll let you know when it's all good, sir."
Playa - Male 3: "Mayor Reynolds, I'll let you know when it's done."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
— "Finish the Job Call"
Oleg: "I think we could utilize this virus to fight our enemies. All we need is a sample before you destroy it all."
Playa - Female 1: "As a former patient zero, you're the last one I expected that from."
Playa - Female 2: "That would be risky, Oleg. This virus could kill more than just our enemies."
Playa - Female 3: "Fuck no. Are you insane?"
Playa - Male 1: "Oleg, I'm not making a shitty problem worse by letting it out."
Playa - Male 2: "Oleg...you want me to double cross the Bandit?"
Playa - Male 3: "Are you daft? That's going to make the problem worse."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Oleg: "I'm saying the Saints could create zombies to fight with us, overwhelming our enemies with a tide of flesh."
Playa - Female 1: "But you do have a point..."
Playa - Female 2: "Interesting. Why didn't I think of that?"
Playa - Female 3: "Tide of flesh you say..."
Playa - Male 1: "Yeah, ok that's fucking cool."
Playa - Male 2: "You mean... That's like... Holy fucking shit!"
Playa - Male 3: "That's not a bad thought..."
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Take Sample Call"
Playa - Female 1: "Get in, we're taking it with us."
Playa - Female 2: "How nice. We can leave in that truck."
Playa - Female 3: "Let's get this truck out of here."
Playa - Male 1: "We can drive this thing out on the truck."
Playa - Male 2: "We can drive this outta here on the truck."
Playa - Male 3: "We can drive this thing out on the truck."
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
Viola DeWynter: "Are you sure this is a good idea?"
Playa - Female 1: "No, but that never stops me."
Playa - Female 2: "Of course. My plans always work, yes?"
Playa - Female 3: "Define "good idea"."
Playa - Male 1: "Maybe."
Playa - Male 2: "Eh. Good enough."
Playa - Male 3: "Not in the slightest."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "Flatbed Truck"
Viola DeWynter: "Wait, are you going to..."
Playa - Female 1: "Jump? Of course."
Playa - Female 2: "Nothing to be worrying about. Just hold on."
Playa - Female 3: "Yeee-haw!"
Playa - Male 1: "Yep. Hold on..."
Playa - Male 2: "Hold on..."
Playa - Male 3: "Course I am. Hang on!"
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
— "Jump Truck"

Cutscene #3Edit

Monica: "Commander, what the hell are you doing?!"
Cyrus: "There have been some... complications, Senator."
Monica: "Complications?! Don't talk to me about complications--I want results!"
Cyrus: "You want results? Then authorize the use of the Daedalus!"
Monica: "Even if Congress got onboard, Homeland Security would never allow it! This is out of control. I am coming to Steelport!"
Cyrus: "Playa - Zombies and Monica Hughes--?"
Cyrus: "Shit."
— "cutscene Out"

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ReferencesEdit

  1. 1.0 1.1 Choice: Keep virus
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 Choice: Destroy virus
  3. Mission: Air Steelport
  4. Note: Requires "Murderbrawl XXXI"
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