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Ultor Family Fun Day
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"Ultor Family Fun Day" mission completion screen
Story arc

Ultor (Corporate Warfare)

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"Ultor Family Fun Day" is the third of three missions in the Corporate Warfare DLC.

MIME SHOT. DIED WITHOUT MAKING A SOUND
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

OverviewEdit

Eric Gryphon informs Playa that Dex has fled the city. Infuriated, they tell Gryphon that since they can't get Dex, they want everyone that was close to him killed instead.[1]

At the titular company picnic, Gryphon acts as a spotter inside the lighthouse and points out targets to Playa at the Stilwater Boardwalk. After killing multiple people affiliated with Dex, Playa, satisfied, assures Gryphon that the 3rd Street Saints will cease hostilities with Ultor.[2]

StoryEdit

The following text has been transcribed verbatim from the game files.
Upon completion of the mission, it is available in-game at Newspaper Clipboards.

Ultor Family Fun Day has been a staple of Stilwater for the past several years. What has previously been a summer highlight for kids of all ages has taken a dark and violent turn. A crazed gunman opened fire randomly at the assembled crowd, killing entertainers and party goers alike. We may never know what drove the shooter to this point; a divorce, a fear of clowns, a hatred of candy apples...but hopefully what won't elude the people of Stilwater is justice.

GameplayEdit

The mission starts at 12:30 at the Stilwater Boardwalk in the Hotels & Marina District. The mission begins with a Cellphone conversation with Eric Gryphon. There are no objectives until the phone call is complete, and the door to the stairs is unavailable.[3]

Go up the stairs to the office[4]

Head upstairs into the Developer offices. The first breadcrumb marker is located at the door to the stairs.

Upon entering the second breadcrumb marker, a Destroy UFO flies by and destroys the windows.[5] Looking towards the west while entering the marker causes the Destroy to fly from left to right, while looking in any other direction causes it to fly from right to left.[6]

Entering the third breadcrumb marker equips a McManus 2010 with unlimited ammo.

The sniper rifle that is used in Saints Row 2 is very high-powered; one shot takes down most enemies; therefore taking headshots is not as crucial. Try to aim for the torso because missing scares the target into running and that can make things difficult. If all else fails, players can use an accurate enough machine gun, such as the AR200 SAW or AR-50 XMAC.

The door to the roof is locked.

Kill all the targets Eric calls out[7]

While taking out many of the targets given by Eric Gryphon, they cannot be let out of sight or leave the building area or risk failure.

6 Targets are randomly chosen from a pool of 6 easy and 4 hard targets: 2 easy, 1 hard, 1 easy, 2 hard. One of the Easy targets will always be the Mime. If it is not chosen randomly as one of the first two, then it is forced as the third.

Defend yourself from the angry mimes[8]

After killing all 6, a group of mimes appear in a Status Quo from the underground car park across the street. They attempt to overwhelm Playa and rush the offices.

Destroy the mime car

Their vehicle is initially indestructible, but after killing some mimes, destroying it becomes an objective; do so to stop them from spawning and continue the mission.

Go up to the roof[9]

After following the stairs to the rooftop, there is a checkpoint.

Checkpoint
Kill all the targets Eric calls out[10]

7 Targets are randomly chosen from a pool of 5 easy and 6 hard targets: 2 easy, 1 hard, 1 easy, 3 hard. One of the Easy targets will always be the Pirate Tourist. If it is not chosen randomly as one of the first two, then it is forced as the third.

The Pirate is initially invulnerable. After shooting him once, he uses a 45 Shepherd to fire cannons at the rooftop, then becomes vulnerable.

Kill the ninja prowling the rooftops[11]

After killing all 7 targets, the final target is a Ninja on another rooftop. After shooting him, several ninjas use smoke bombs to appear on the roof and attack. Keep moving around on the rooftop and shoot them until they stop spawning and die.

Chainsaw is disabled during the Ninja fight.

Kill the Masako that are going after Eric

From the nearby lighthouse, Gryphon is discovered and a Masako unit moves in on him. They disembark from a Bear and head up the hill towards the lighthouse, providing ample time to snipe them before they make it into the lighthouse.

Meet Eric downstairs[12]

Eric thanks Playa for their help, and the mission ends.

Failure

The mission can be failed if a target escapes,[13] by leaving the building or rooftop[14], or if the Masako reach Eric.[15]

TargetsEdit

Name Type NPC Description
Waterer Inside Easy middle-aged_female The target is watering some plants across the road from you
Now there's someone who needs a harsh lesson in the realities of life...
— Eric

Yoga Inside Easy hippie_female The target is performing Yoga across the road from you
Someone is in need of a little enlightenment it seems.
— Eric

Feel free to put Dex's florist "at one with the universe."
— Eric

Guitar Inside Easy hippie_male The target is playing a guitar near the street
How bout that one? Yeah... I think I've seen them around Dex's office.
— Eric

Food Eater Inside Easy business_male The target is enjoying a hamburger on the boardwalk
Look at these people stuffing their faces... Disgusting.
— Eric

Dex's dry cleaner is busy eating... You should have a clear shot.
— Eric

Hmm... Dex's personal food tester. A little lead poisoning should suffice.
— Eric

Taichier Inside Easy beach_female The target is practicing Tai Chi
Someone's personal shopper is in for a surprise...
— Eric

Mime Inside Easy mime The target is a mime on the sidewalk below you
(sigh) Sutton the Mime... Please put everyone out of their misery...
— Eric

I'd like to see that prick do the "invisible box" routine after this
— Eric

Kill the mime. You don't really need a reason, do you?
— Eric

Gyro Inside Hard crazysalesman The target is riding in a sightseeing helicopter over the Marina
That's actually not anyone connected to Dex... I'm just repulsed by their face.
— Eric

Runner Inside Hard business_male One of the targets is on to you, he's making a run for it
By all means, work your magic on that one.
— Eric

Well, they didn't even say goodbye.
— Eric

Cycle Inside Hard business_male x2 The targets are coming down the road on a motorcycle
Masako trainer on that motorcycle. Take them out.
— Eric

People never understand just how dangerous motorcycles can be...
— Eric

That is most certainly Dex's stylist. Someone should have worn a helmet...
— Eric

Convertible Inside Hard business_female x2 The targets are cruising down the road in a convertible
I don't suppose Dex's chauffeur would interest you...?
— Eric

Flyer Roof Easy hippie_male The target is handing out flyers on the boardwalk
I'm sure they've done something wrong in their miserable life...
— Eric

Sketcher Roof Easy student_male The target is sitting by the handrails on the boardwalk
You won't get an easier shot than this.
— Eric

Juggler Roof Easy barbershop The target is standing on the pier
Dex treats his masseuse like family... How unfortunate for them.
— Eric

Tourist Roof Easy pirate The target is standing on the pirate ship
You know what needs to be done with that one.
— Eric

Fisherman Roof Easy beach_female The target is fishing off the pier
They're about to get the catch of the day...
— Eric

Someone's about to sleep with the fishes... (cough) It sounded better in my head...
— Eric

The only thing that person should catch is a bullet...
— Eric

Boat Roof Hard boat_female The target is cruising around on a boat
See that boat out there? It's carrying Dex's stock broker.
— Eric

I hope you're not planning on letting that boat escape...
— Eric

Dex loaned out that boat. A pity the captain won't go down with the ship.
— Eric

Peewee Roof Hard barbershop The target is driving a Peewee on the boardwalk
Masako trainer on that motorcycle. Take them out.
— Eric

People never understand just how dangerous motorcycles can be...
— Eric

That is most certainly Dex's stylist. Someone should have worn a helmet...
— Eric

Joggers Roof Hard jogger_female x3 Three runners are coming down from the lighthouse, don't let them reach the finish line
The 3rd annual Executive Pirate Bay Run is about to begin. Here's your chance to knock a few rungs off the corporate ladder.
— Eric

Heli Roof Hard rich_male_gen The target is riding in a sightseeing helicopter over the Marina
Over there. One of Dex's accountants.
— Eric

Jetski Roof Hard beach_male The target is driving around the piers on a wave runner
Clearly that person doesn't understand how dangerous those contraptions can be...
— Eric

Out on the water... Quick.
— Eric

Torbit from marketing is trying to escape by sea. Put a stop to it.
— Eric

Hotdog Roof Hard hotdog There's a hotdog walking on the boardwalk, get him
Ugh... It's Lowery from accounting. Do us all a favor, please?
— Eric

Dex forces that fool to peddle month old hotdogs in our cafeteria... Please put an end to the problem.
— Eric

Ninja Roof End ninja Kill the ninja prowling the rooftops
That imbecile insists on wearing that outfit to the office... I never want to see it again.
— Eric

Limo Unused business_male The target is coming out of a hotel across the road. Hurry a limo is coming to take him
Over by the limo. It's one of Dex's assistants...
— Eric

Hmm, only a decoy for one of the Ultor VPs... but don't let that stop you if you're so inclined.
— Eric

They claim those limos are bulletproof... Care to test that theory?
— Eric

Reader Unused student_male The target is across the street sitting in the grass
That's actually not anyone connected to Dex... I'm just repulsed by their face.
— Eric

Doorman Unused doorman The target is standing outside the door of the Motel Marquart
Someone's personal shopper is in for a surprise...
— Eric


RewardsEdit

  • Unlimited rockets unlocked


TriviaEdit

  • The ninjas yell out Ronin cries.
  • During the ending cutscene, "The Dust Settles", Playa says to Eric Gryphon that he "can go to Mars for all [they] care"; this is a reference to the Red Faction series, which takes place in the future on Mars, where Ultor are the main antagonists.
  • This is the only time all the three promotional vehicles - Destroy, Gyro Daddy, and Peewee - appear in a mission together.
    • One of the targets drives a Peewee, and it can be kept by getting on the bike after killing the target.
  • Playa tells Gryphon that they will track down whichever city Dex fled to to get their revenge on him, leaving it on an apparent cliffhanger. However, this plot is not continued in Saints Row: The Third.

TranscriptEdit

"A Hunger for Revenge" cutsceneEdit

Playa: "The fuck you mean, he's gone!"
Eric Gryphon: "Dex left town last night. He requested an emergency transfer."
Playa: "This is bullshit, Gryphon!"
Eric Gryphon: "There was nothing I could do."
Playa: "I swear to God, if I find out you helped him..."
Eric Gryphon: "I didn't!"
Playa: "Then make it right."
Eric Gryphon: "How? He knows you're trying to kill him. There's no way he's coming back."
Playa: "Fine, I can't get Dex? You're gonna help me get his people."
Eric Gryphon: ""His people"?"
Playa: "His friends, his soldiers, his fucking favourite street magician – if it's someone Dex cared about, I want 'em dead!"
Eric Gryphon: "I think I have an idea."

GameplayEdit

Eric Gryphon: "Alright, I'm in the lighthouse."
Playa: "How's the view."
Eric Gryphon: "Adequate. Dex's people are all over. I'll identify as many as I can so you can work your... magic... from that building."
Playa: "Wouldn't it be easier to just walk up to these assholes?"
Eric Gryphon: "If you want to go on a suicide run, be my guest, but if they spot you, we're both dead."
Playa: "If you say so."

People are starting to scatter. Get on the roof for a better vantage point.
— Eric Gryphon, after destroying the mimes' limo

I've been spotted. The Masako team is coming for me.
— Eric Gryphon

Just don't forget that I can't help you if I'm dead!
— Eric Gryphon

That was unpleasant. Dex will have gotten the message by now. We're finished here. Meet me near the boardwalk.
— Eric Gryphon, after killing all the Masako

The crowds are moving away from the building... You'll need to find another location.
— Gryphon

The 3rd annual Executive Pirate Bay Run is about to begin. Here's your chance to knock a few rungs off the corporate ladder.
— Gryphon

Gryphon: "Over there. One of Dex's accountants."
Gryphon: "Now there's someone who needs a harsh lesson on the realities of life."
Gryphon: "How bout that one? Yeah... I think I've seen them around Dex's office."
Gryphon: "Someone's personal shopper is in for a surprise..."
Gryphon: "I'm sure they've done something wrong in their miserable life..."
Gryphon: "Just shoot them already."
Gryphon: "I don't suppose Dex's chauffeur would interest you...?"
Gryphon: "You won't get an easier shot than this."
Gryphon: "Dex treats his masseuse like family... How unfortunate for them."
Gryphon: "You know what needs to be done with that one."
— Random target
Gryphon: "See that boat out there? It's carrying Dex's stock broker."
Gryphon: "I hope you're not planning on letting that boat escape..."
Gryphon: "Dex loaned out that boat. A pity the captain won't go down with the ship."
— Random target boater
Gryphon: "Look at these people stuffing their faces... Disgusting."
Gryphon: "Dex's dry cleaner is busy eating... You should have a clear shot."
Gryphon: "Hmm... Dex's personal food tester. A little lead poisoning should suffice."
— Random target eating
Gryphon: "Over by the limo. It's one of Dex's assistants..."
Gryphon: "Hmm, only a decoy for one of the Ultor VPs... but don't let that stop you if you're so inclined."
Gryphon: "They claim those limos are bulletproof... Care to test that theory?"
— Random target exec
Gryphon: "They're about to get the catch of the day..."
Gryphon: "Someone's about to sleep with the fishes... (cough) It sounded better in my head..."
Gryphon: "The only thing that person should catch is a bullet..."
— Random target fisherman
Gryphon: "Ugh... It's Lowery from accounting. Do us all a favor, please?"
Gryphon: "That imbecile insists on wearing that outfit to the office... I never want to see it again."
Gryphon: "Dex forces that fool to peddle month old hotdogs in our cafeteria... Please put an end to the problem."
— Random target hotdog
Gryphon: "Clearly that person doesn't understand how dangerous those contraptions can be..."
Gryphon: "Out on the water... Quick."
Gryphon: "Torbit from marketing is trying to escape by sea. Put a stop to it."
— Random target jetski
Gryphon: "(sigh) Sutton the Mime... Please put everyone out of their misery..."
Gryphon: "I'd like to see that prick do the "invisible box" routine after this..."
Gryphon: "Kill the mime. You don't really need a reason, do you?"
— Random target mime
Gryphon: "Masako trainer on that motorcycle. Take them out."
Gryphon: "People never understand just how dangerous motorcycles can be..."
Gryphon: "That is most certainly Dex's stylist. Someone should have worn a helmet..."
— Random target motorbike
Gryphon: "Now things are getting interesting..."
Gryphon: "By all means, work your magic on that one."
Gryphon: "Well, they didn't even say goodbye."
— Random target runner
Gryphon: "Someone is in need of a little enlightenment it seems."
Gryphon: "Feel free to put Dex's florist "at one with the universe.""
Gryphon: "That's actually not anyone connected to Dex... I'm just repulsed by their face."
— Random target yoga

"The Dust Settles" cutsceneEdit

Playa: "You think they gonna come down on you for this?"
Eric Gryphon: "Maybe. It isn't your problem anymore, right?"
Playa: "Yeah, I don't give a shit, I was just being polite."
Eric Gryphon: "Thanks for faking it."
Playa: "Anytime."
Eric Gryphon: "So what are you going to do now?"
Playa: "I'm gonna find out which city Dex ran to and get the bitch."
Eric Gryphon: "The Stilwater Branch won't have any more unpleasantness with the Saints, will we?"
Playa: "As long as you don't come after me and mine, you can go to Mars for all I care."

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ReferencesEdit

  1. Cutscene: A Hunger for Revenge
  2. Cutscene: The Dust Settles
  3. Image:
    Ultor Family Fun Day - door unavailable during phone call

    Ultor Family Fun Day - door unavailable during phone call

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    Ultor Family Fun Day - objective - Go up the stairs to the office

    Ultor Family Fun Day - objective - Go up the stairs to the office

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    Ultor Family Fun Day - Destroy

    Ultor Family Fun Day - Destroy

  6. Note: Specifically, if the first flight navpoint is within the Field of View, it starts at the other side. If, somehow, both navpoints were both within the FOV at once, the Destroy simply would not spawn, however, this is an impossible scenario without modding.
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    Ultor Family Fun Day - objective - Kill all the targets Eric calls out

    Ultor Family Fun Day - objective - Kill all the targets Eric calls out

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    Ultor Family Fun Day - target - Defend yourself from the angry mimes

    Ultor Family Fun Day - target - Defend yourself from the angry mimes

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    Ultor Family Fun Day - objective - Go up to the roof

    Ultor Family Fun Day - objective - Go up to the roof

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    Ultor Family Fun Day - Checkpoint - Kill all the targets Eric calls out

    Ultor Family Fun Day - Checkpoint - Kill all the targets Eric calls out

  11. Image:
    Ultor Family Fun Day - target - Kill the ninja

    Ultor Family Fun Day - target - Kill the ninja prowling the rooftops

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    Ultor Family Fun Day - objective - Meet Eric downstairs

    Ultor Family Fun Day - objective - Meet Eric downstairs

  13. Image:
    Ultor Family Fun Day - failed - The target has escaped

    Ultor Family Fun Day - failed - The target has escaped

  14. Image:
    Ultor Family Fun Day - failed - You left the rooftops

    Ultor Family Fun Day - failed - You left the rooftops

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    Ultor Family Fun Day - failed - Eric Gryphon was killed

    Ultor Family Fun Day - failed - Eric Gryphon was killed

  16. Diversion: Revenge
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