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The Real World
The Real World Complete
"The Real World" mission completion screen
Quest

The Escape

Quest Objective

Break out of the Simulation

Enemies

Marked: ?. Minimum kills: ?

Objectives
Rewards
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"The Real World" is the seventh mission in Saints Row IV.[1]

OverviewEdit

Kinzie guides Playa to an exit out of Virtual Steelport. Playa then wakes up alone in the Zin mothership, naked. They fight their way through several groups of Zin to reach a landing platform, and is picked up by Kinzie and Keith David, and pilots the The Ship out of the mothership into space.

En-route to Earth, Keith asks if they're going back for the others, and Playa replies that they're going to get backup. Kinzie attempts to phone Oleg, but he is drinking with Josh Birk at Broken Shillelagh and ignores her call, thinking the unknown number is a call from a telemarketer. Seconds later, the Earth is destroyed. Zinyak contacts the Ship to gloat, and they head back towards the mothership to get revenge.

GameplayEdit

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Go to exit
Open door
Kick door
Defend position
Escape Zin ship

RewardsEdit

  • The Ship
  • Gateway - West Stanfield
  • Crewmates - Kinzie and Keth
  • Homie - Keith David
  • Homie - Kinzie Kensington
  • Gang Customization


TriviaEdit

  • It is unknown how The Ship didn't get destroyed, as it was close to Earth and could have got caught in the explosion radius.
  • The song that plays during the escape is Haddaway - What Is Love. This song is played on The Mix 107.77.
  • The restart spawn point for this mission is in Sunset Park, rather than Kinzie's Warehouse, which was the completion spawn point after the previous mission.
  • Parking a vehicle, such as the Xor, beside the door prevents Playa from actually touching the Gateway during the scripted sequence.
  • When taking a Zin as a Human Shield to the end of the platform, the Zin stops moving and Playa turns back and forth as if the Zin was not there.
  • When the driving The Ship in the fight sequence, Kinzie references to Star Fox 64 by telling Playa to "Do a barrel roll!" This was also referenced in the Gangstas in Space DLC.
  • During this mission, it is possible to use all Stores, but after this mission each store cannot be used again until they are Hacked.
  • The phone call to Oleg comes from a 217 area code. 217 is the area code for parts of central Illinois, including Champaign, IL, where Volition, Inc. is headquartered.
  • With the exception of How the Saints Save Christmas, DLC is unlocked after completing this mission. This includes Enter the Dominatrix, even though it cannot be completed until later in the game when the Telekinesis ability is unlocked.
  • Although Kinzie states that she last heard that Oleg was at Camp David, which is where Josh states they were intended to go immediately before the Zin invasion, they are drinking at the Broken Shillelagh in Steelport. Kinzie has been inside the Zin mothership since the invasion, so she has not spoken to Oleg since that time, and had no way of knowing this.
  • It is possible to complete 66% of City Takeover in Virtual Steelport without playing Co-op before completing this mission, 71% in Stanfield, 68% in Downtown, 65% in Carver Island, 59% in New Colvin for an average percentage of 263/400 or 65.75%, although this reads as 66%.
  • It is also possible to get 19 challenges before it including Targets Blackholed as the Singularity Gun can be used in an instance of Mayhem.
  • As a Co-op guest, it is possible to takeover the entire city and complete the other challenges, if the host has completed the story.
  • In the Japanese version, Playa wears a pair of underpants when he gets kidnapped in Zinyak's mothership.

TranscriptEdit

The SimulationEdit

Kinzie: "I've constructed a door that'll allow your mind to get out of the simulation and back into your body. Head toward it."
Playa - Female 1: "On my way. So what have you learned about this Zin invasion, Kinzie?"
Playa - Female 2: "Of course. So, Kinzie, this Zin invasion. What's going on?"
Playa - Female 3: "Heading there now. Kinzie, do we have any details on this Zin invasion?"
Playa - Male 1: "Got it. Fill me in, Kinzie, what do we know about the Zin invasion?"
Playa - Male 2: "You got it. What can you tell me about the Zin invasion?"
Playa - Male 3: "Right. So what's the deal with this Zin invasion, Kinzie?"
Nolan North: "Got it. Fill me in, Kinzie, what do we know about the Zin invasion?"
Kinzie: "The good news is they didn't get everybody. Just...a whole bunch of people. According to what I've been able to decipher, the Simulation is designed to house the best and brightest "specimens" from various worlds."
Playa: "The best and brightest from an *entire* planet? How big is this thing?"
Kinzie: "BIG. But they haven't gotten to all of Earth yet. Just the major cities. Last I heard, Oleg was up at Camp David. That area doesn't look like it's been hit yet."
Playa - Female 1: "That's good at least. Okay, I need to get out of here."
Playa - Female 2: "So many people. What are they doing with them?"
Playa - Female 3: "My word. Still, so many people..."
Playa - Male 1: "So we got people left on Earth. Good to know."
Playa - Male 2: "We need to stop the Zin from getting the rest."
Playa - Male 3: "They haven't nabbed everyone. Good."
Nolan North: "So we got people left on Earth. Good to know."
Kinzie: "Once you're free from this simulation, I can sever your connection to the Zin matrix. This will allow me to retrieve your body here in the real world without you suffering permanent brain damage."
Playa - Female 1: "Where am I in the real world? They better not mess with my body."
Playa - Female 2: "Where am I in the real world? Is my body okay?"
Playa - Female 3: "Where am I in the real world? They're not, like, messing with my body, are they?"
Playa - Male 1: "Where am I in the real world? Like, what are they doing to my body?"
Playa - Male 2: "Where am I in the real world? They ain't doing nothing to my body, are they?"
Playa - Male 3: "Wait, where am I in the real world? Are they mucking about with my body?"
Nolan North: "Where am I in the real world? Like, you know, what are they doing to my body? Is it dirty?"
Kinzie: "It's...in a safe place. Once you're free, I'll pick you up at the landing platform."
— Mission Start
Playa - Female 1: "Kinzie, the door's locked."
Playa - Female 2: "Kinzie? The door is locked."
Playa - Female 3: "C'mon, Kinzie, the door's locked."
Playa - Male 1: "Kinzie? The door's locked."
Playa - Male 2: "Kinzie? The door's locked."
Playa - Male 3: "Kinzie, it's locked."
Nolan North: "Kinzie? The door's locked."
Kinzie: "Wrong door."
Playa - Female 1: "Oh. Huh. Well done."
Playa - Female 2: "Ah. Nicely done."
Playa - Female 3: "Oh. Never mind."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh. Nicely done."
Playa - Male 2: "Oh. Good job."
Playa - Male 3: "Oh. Cheers."
Nolan North: "Oh. Nicely done."
Playa puts one hand through the doorway
Playa: "Well that didn't go terrible."
Kinzie: "Can you quit being a baby and just walk in?"
Playa: "Look lady, we're doing this in my time!"
Kinzie: "No you're not."
— After reaching the door

The Real WorldEdit

Playa: "Uh. Urf. Ooph."
Playa: "Kinzie? Kinzie?"
Playa Female 1: "Where on Earth..."
Playa Female 2: "Where in the hell..."
Playa Female 3: "Where the hell..."
Playa Male 1: "Where the hell..."
Playa Male 2: "Where the fuck..."
Playa Male 3: "Where the devil..."
Nolan North: "Where the hell..."
Playa Female 1: "Ugh, I feel like a gas station toilet."
Playa Female 2: "Feh! I feel like a bidet in a whorehouse."
Playa Female 3: "Yuck. I feel like I just licked Bourbon Street."
Playa Male 1: "Ugh, I feel like a toilet at a bus stop."
Playa Male 2: "Ugh, I feel like a toilet at a Freckle Bitch's."
Playa Male 3: "Ugh, I feel like a dustbin at a truck stop."
Nolan North: "Ugh, I feel like a toilet at a bus stop... covered in jizz."
Playa Female 1: "Need to reach that platform..."
Playa Female 2: "I must get to that platform..."
Playa Female 3: "Gotta be on that platform..."
Playa Male 1: "I need to get to that platform..."
Playa Male 2: "Gotta get to that platform..."
Playa Male 3: "Gotta be at that platform..."
Nolan North: "I need to get to that platform..."
Playa Female 1: "Where is... where's Kinzie...?"
Playa Female 2: "Kinzie...? Kinzie, where are you...?"
Playa Female 3: "Where...where is Kinzie..."
Playa Male 1: "Where...where is Kinzie..."
Playa Male 2: "Where are you? Kinzie...?"
Playa Male 3: "Where...is...Kinzie...?"
Nolan North: "Whu-where's Kinzie...?"
— Playa staggers along the Zin ship


The Door opens to reveal a Zin with a gun
Playa - Female 1: "Shit."
Playa - Female 2: "Merde."
Playa - Female 3: "Aw shit."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh shit."
Playa - Male 2: "Damn."
Playa - Male 3: "Strewth."
Nolan North: "Oh shit."
Zin: "Hey! What are you doing?"
Playa grabs the Zin's gun
Playa - Female 1: "Give me that!"
Playa - Female 2: "Donne-moi!"
Playa - Female 3: "Gimme!"
Playa - Male 1: "Gimme that!"
Playa - Male 2: "That's MINE!"
Playa - Male 3: "Hand it over!"
Nolan North: "Gimme that!"
— After reaching the door.
Playa Female 1: "Where the hell am I...?"
Playa Female 2: "What in hell am I...?"
Playa Female 3: "What the fuck is this place..."
Playa Male 1: "What the fuck is this place..."
Playa Male 2: "The fuck is this place...?"
Playa Male 3: "I'm in the belly of the beast..."
Nolan North: "Well, this sure as shit ain't Kansas."
— Playa staggers along the Zin ship

Zin: "I swear, every time I come home it's all "What'd you bring me? How come I never get to go on any raids...""
Zin: "I got the same problem, I never get to just sit down and relax without being pestered by the missus."
Zin: "Hey! There's a human!"
— Zin Guards Chat

Announcer: "Emperor Zinyak reminds soldiers to be report any and all misplaced or mishandled abductees immediately."
Announcer: "Given the high volume of abductees, we are experiencing unusual delay in processing pod chambers 3 through 8. Your patience is appreciated."
Announcer: "All soldiers on high alert. Abductees are notorious for ill-fated escape attempts. Permission is granted to shoot on sight."
Announcer: "Abductees carry any number of serious diseases. Exercise caution when approaching or handling the abductees."
Announcer: "A reminder that Emperor Zinyak will oversee the Celebratory Execution of World Leaders tonight in the main ballroom. Attendance is mandatory."
— Zin on Public Address system
Playa Female 1: "I hope you're coming, Kinzie -- for both our sake."
Playa Female 2: "I certainly hope you arrive soon, Kinzie."
Playa Female 3: "You'd best be on your way here, Kinzie."
Playa Male 1: "Oh, I hope you're on your way, Kinzie."
Playa Male 2: "Oh, you'd better be on your way, Kinzie."
Playa Male 3: "Now would be a good time to show up, Kinzie."
Nolan North: "Oh, I hope you're on your way, Kinzie."
Playa Female 1: "Where is this goddamn platform...?"
Playa Female 2: "Where is that platform she spoke of?"
Playa Female 3: "Where is this fucking platform..."
Playa Male 1: "Where is this fucking platform..."
Playa Male 2: "Where's that fucking platform...?"
Playa Male 3: "Where is this fucking platform...?"
Nolan North: "Platform, platform, where's the goddamn platform...?"
Playa Female 1: "Shit. Kinzie, I'm starting to worry about you."
Playa Female 2: "Please, Kinzie, let me know you are okay."
Playa Female 3: "Lord, Kinzie, you're getting me worried."
Playa Male 1: "Shit. Kinzie, where the hell are you?"
Playa Male 2: "Shit. Hey Kinzie, I'm getting worried about you."
Playa Male 3: "Seriously, Kinzie, let me know you're all right."
Nolan North: "Shit. Kinzie, where the hell are you?"
Playa Female 1: "Is this a spaceship? What the hell?"
Playa Female 2: "This is a spaceship? Incroyable..."
Playa Female 3: "Am I on a spaceship?"
Playa Male 1: "Is this a spaceship? What the fuck?"
Playa Male 2: "Am I on a spaceship? What the fuck?"
Playa Male 3: "Is this a bloody starship?"
Nolan North: "Is this a spaceship? What the fuck?"
Playa Female 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Playa Female 2: "What the hell is this?"
Playa Female 3: "What in the world!"
Playa Male 1: "What the hell is that?"
Playa Male 2: "The hell am I looking at?"
Playa Male 3: "What's this then?"
Nolan North: "What the hell is that?"
Playa Female 1: "Kinzie, I'm getting tired of looking for you..."
Playa Female 2: "Come now, Kinzie, show yourself."
Playa Female 3: "Come on, Kinzie, where you at?"
Playa Male 1: "Come on, Kinzie, where are you at?"
Playa Male 2: "Come on, Kinzie, where you hiding?"
Playa Male 3: "Kinzie, don't make me search this whole place..."
Nolan North: "Ugh, where the fuck are you, Kinzie?"
— Playa moves through the ship
Playa Female 1: "Tell Zinyak I got a bullet just for him!"
Playa Female 2: "Tell Zinyak I have him in my sights!"
Playa Female 3: "Think I'm afraid of you?!"
Playa Male 1: "Tell Zinyak I'm coming for him!"
Playa Male 2: "Tell Zinyak his ass is mine!"
Playa Male 3: "Tell Zinyak he's going down!"
Nolan North: "Tell Zinyak I'm coming for him!"
Playa Female 1: "Don't worry, I'll be there, blah blah FUCK."
Playa Female 2: "Do not worry, I'll be there, blah blah blah! FUCK."
Playa Female 3: "There's a time and place to be fashionably late, Kinzie."
Playa Male 1: "Don't worry, I'll be there, blah blah FUCK."
Playa Male 2: "Hey, don't worry, I'll be there, blah blah, blah blah FUCK."
Playa Male 3: "Don't worry, I'm coming, blah blah FUCK."
Nolan North: "Don't worry, I'll be there, blah blah FUCK."
Playa Female 1: "I kill enough of you to stretch from here back to Earth!"
Playa Female 2: "I shall kill enough of you to build a ladder back to Earth!"
Playa Female 3: "So help me God, I will use your corpses to build a ladder back to Earth!"
Playa Male 1: "I kill enough of you, I'll just build a ladder back to Earth!"
Playa Male 2: "I'll stack up your corpses and climb back down to Earth!"
Playa Male 3: "I kill all of you and slide down the corpses to Earth!"
Nolan North: "I kill enough of you, I'll just build a ladder back to Earth!"
Playa Female 1: "That's it! Come on! I'll kill you all!"
Playa Female 2: "Keep coming! I will kill every last one of you!"
Playa Female 3: "Come on! I'll kill ALL y'all!"
Playa Male 1: "Come at me! I'll kill every last one of you!"
Playa Male 2: "Bring it! I'll waste every last one of you!"
Playa Male 3: "That's right! I'll kill the lot of you!"
Nolan North: "Come at you! I'll kill every last one of you!"
— Ship Platform Fight

Zinyak: "Ahem... Is this on... can they hear me?"
Zinyak: "Well hello! I see you're attempting a noble escape."
Zinyak: "Understandable given your situation but I urge you to turn back."
— Ship Escape Almost Out

CutsceneEdit

Kinzie Kensington: "Boss, stay down!"
Keith David: "Come on!"
Playa: "I picked the right running mate?"
Keith David: "Damn right."
Playa: "Let me take the stick. I'm getting us out of here."
Kinzie Kensington: ""Gee Kinzie, thanks for saving my life." Why thanks boss, I love being appreciated. "Boss? I'm the President now" When did you turn into such a jerk? "Surprise Kinzie, I've always been an asshole""
Playa: "Thank you. I mean it."
Kinzie Kensington: "You're not wearing pants."
Playa: "This just got weird."
Kinzie Kensington: "Little bit."
Playa: "Can I fly now?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Knock yourself out."

Flying The ShipEdit

Playa - Female 1: "Whoa, wait. You saved Keith David before me?"
Playa - Female 2: "Just a minute. You rescued Keith David before me?"
Playa - Female 3: "Now just a minute. You saved Keith David before me?"
Playa - Male 1: "Wait a minute. You saved Keith David before me?"
Playa - Male 2: "Hold up. You saved Keith David before me?"
Playa - Male 3: "Kinzie, why'd you save Keith David before me?"
Nolan North: "Wha-wait, wait a minute. You saved Keith David before me? Why, 'cause he's more famous? Fuck this."
Kinzie: "I... uh, passed by him on the way out."
Playa - Female 1: "Wanna tell me how you got out?"
Playa - Female 2: "And how did you get out?"
Playa - Female 3: "Really...?"
Playa - Male 1: "Well how did you get out?"
Playa - Male 2: "Hey, how'd you get out?"
Playa - Male 3: "How, pray tell, did you get out?"
Nolan North: "Well how did you get out?"
Keith David: "Let's just focus on flying, shall we?"
Playa - Female 1: "Okay, fine. Kinzie, does this thing have a radio?"
Playa - Female 2: "Very well. Kinzie, does this thing have a radio?"
Playa - Female 3: "Fair enough. Kinzie, have we got a radio?"
Playa - Male 1: "You're right. Kinzie, this thing have a radio?"
Playa - Male 2: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Kinzie, this thing got a radio?"
Playa - Male 3: "Too right. Kinzie, does this ship have a radio?"
Nolan North: "You're right. Kinzie, this thing have a radio?"
Kinzie: "Radio signals bounce around space for..."
Playa - Female 1: "Wait, wait! This is my jam!"
Playa - Female 2: "Quiet! This is Haddaway."
Playa - Female 3: "What IS love. Haddaway, you are a fuckin' poet."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh yeah! This is my jam!"
Playa - Male 2: "Shit yeah! That's that song I really like."
Playa - Male 3: "Oh yeah! This is my jam!"
Nolan North: "Oh yeah! This is my jam!"
— Flying the Ship
Do a barrel roll!
— Kinzie, "Ship Direction Barrel Roll"

Spin this ship, dammit!
— Keith David, "Ship Direction Barrell Roll"

Keith David: "Get this rig lower!"
Keith David: "Lower!"
Kinzie: "Lower! No, lower!"
Kinzie: "Oh god. LOWER!"
— "Ship Direction Down"

Keith David: "Left! Come on!"
Keith David: "Shit, man! Left!"
Kinzie: "Go left! Go left!"
Kinzie: "Left left left left. Left."
— "Ship Direction Left"

Keith David: "Bank right!"
Keith David: "Okay... now right!"
Kinzie: "Go to the right!"
Kinzie: "No, go to the right!"
— "Ship Direction Right"

Keith David: "Shit! UP!"
Keith David: "Up now, come on.."
Kinzie: "Up! Go up, go up!"
Kinzie: "UUUUPP!"
— "Ship Direction Up"

Kinzie: "They're closing us in!"
Playa: "Stay on target!"
— "Ship Escape Door Close"

CutsceneEdit

Playa puts on a space suit as Keith comes up to them.
Keith: "We're not really leaving the others are we?"
Playa: "Hell no, but if we're taking the fight to Zinyak we'll need all the help we can get."
Playa: "Kinzie, can you get in touch with Oleg?"
Kinzie: "Yeah, we should be in range."
Oleg: "I always thought NyteBlyade was just a vampire show."
Josh: "Oh no my friend. It is the essence of drama."
Oleg's phone rings.
Josh: "Hey, you need to take that?"
Oleg looks at his phone.
Oleg: "You know anyone with a 217 area code?"
Josh: "Is that St. Louis?"
Oleg: "Probably a telemarketer."
Oleg places his phone down.
Josh: "Oof! Ignore."
They pick up their bottles
— Oleg and Josh at the Broken Shillelagh
Playa: "Voicemail?!"
Kinzie: "You want me to leave a message?"
Playa: "Ugh, fin-"
The planet ahead of them explodes
Playa: "NO!"
Keith: "JESUS!"
Kinzie: "Oleg!"
Kinzie: "It's all gone."
Zinyak: "Well I'd say this was a productive day."
Playa: "You're a fucking monster."
Zinyak: "Oh don't act surprised. I told you this would happen."
Keith: "You killed 7 billion people."
Zinyak: "Whoops."
Kinzie: "We're done talking."
Kinzie hangs up.
Keith: "He's not getting away with this."
Playa: "You're goddamn right he's not."
Playa: "Kinzie, can you use this thing to place me back in the simulation?"
Kinzie: "Yeah, I think I should be ab-"
Playa: "Do it."
Keith: "Wait, you want to go back in there? You can't kill Zinyak plugged into a computer."
Kinzie: "I can kill a lot of people with a computer."
Keith: "You, sure. You need help setting the DVR."
Playa: "If taking over a small part of the simulation lead you to me, taking over the whole damn thing has to do something good."
Keith: "You don't even know what will happen!"
Playa: "She probably does."
Kinzie: "The President is right. Whenever the simulation is disrupted I have a small window to work my way inside the Zin security network. The more it's disrupted the more time I'll have to map out Zinyak's mother ship."
Kinzie: "I can identify structural weakness, locate where they're keeping our friends..."
Keith: "And find Zinyak."
Kinzie: "Yeah."
Playa: "Alright, let's do this."

Narrator: "When historians look back on the fall of the Zin Empire, this will be the defining moment. An act that was supposed to demoralize, galvanized; and a course was set that the Saints could never back down from."
Narrator: "But even more monumental is this: if the Earth was not destroyed, pragmatism would have won over desperation and the Saints would never have been reunited with the most dangerous man in all of history:"
Narrator: "Johnny Gat."
Narrator: "But ever as always, I'm getting ahead of myself...like all good stories, the second act begins with a call to action and the building of a robot."

UnsortedEdit

Playa - Female 1: "Am I at the wrong... oh fuck."
Playa - Female 2: "Did I come to the wrong... oh no."
Playa - Female 3: "Did I wind up on the wrong... oh fuck."
Playa - Male 1: "Am I at the wrong... oh fuck."
Playa - Male 2: "Am I on the wrong... oh fuck."
Playa - Male 3: "Did I make a wrong turn at... oh fuck."
Nolan North: "Am I at the wrong... oh fuck."
— "Ship Platform"

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