Talk: Loan Shark

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HELP_TEXT_LOANS=If you need some quick cash you can always visit First Born Loans <img map_start_loanoffice> First Born Loans will lend you an amount of cash based on your progress in the game. Once you borrow Money, the amount of cash you borrowed appears in red on your HUD until you pay off your debt. \n\n If you fail to pay back what you owe within three days, the two Loan Sharks, Mike and Dan, will come after you. You can never kill Mike and Dan, they will continue to hound you until you pay up. \n\n To pay back your Loan, go to the Loan Office and enter the Trigger Field. You can only pay off your Loan in full.

-452 08:11, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

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• "ACT_LOAN_A_DAY_LEFT_MSG":"You have 1 day left to pay off your loan."
• "ACT_LOAN_CAN'T_REPAY_MSG":"You don't have enough money to pay back the loan."
• "ACT_LOAN_DAYS_LEFT_MSG":"You have %d days left to pay off your loan."
• "ACT_LOAN_DEFAULTED_MSG":"You have defaulted on your loan."
• "ACT_LOAN_GET_MONEY_MSG":"You've taken out a loan."
• "ACT_LOAN_LOAN_MSG":"You have %d days to pay off the loan."
• "ACT_LOAN_NO_MONEY_MSG":"There's no money to borrow today."
• "ACT_LOAN_REPAID_MSG":"You've paid off the loan."
• "ACT_LOAN_WEEK_LEFT_MSG":"You have 1 week left to pay off your loan."
• "DAN_LOAN_PAY_1":"Always a pleasure..."
• "DAN_LOAN_PAY_2":"It's always nice to deal with reasonable people..."
• "DAN_LOAN_PAY_3":"If you need another loan, just stop on by..."
• "DAN_LOAN_TAKEOUT_1":"The juice starts now..."
• "DAN_LOAN_TAKEOUT_2":"Don't be late paying this back..."
• "DAN_LOAN_TAKEOUT_3":"I'm sure you're good for it..."
• "MIKE_LOAN_PAY_1":"Thanks for making this simple..."
• "MIKE_LOAN_PAY_2":"Stop by anytime you need a loan..."
• "MIKE_LOAN_PAY_3":"I get my money back, you get to keep your knee caps, everybody wins...\n3000"
• "MIKE_LOAN_PHONE_1":"Where's our money?"
• "MIKE_LOAN_PHONE_2":"I think you better pay up..."
• "MIKE_LOAN_PHONE_3":"Don't be late..."
• "MIKE_LOAN_PHONE_4":"Pay us back on time..."
• "MIKE_LOAN_TAKEOUT_1":"Pay us back on time..."
• "MIKE_LOAN_TAKEOUT_2":"There ya go...just don't be late paying it back..."
• "MIKE_LOAN_TAKEOUT_3":"Don't be late..."

--452 09:51, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Vinnie strings

• "VINNIE_CROWDCONT_HOTELS_1": "Siddown, Siddown..."
• "VINNIE_CROWDCONT_HOTELS_2": "You look good...different, but good."
• "VINNIE_CROWDCONT_HOTELS_3": "We'll it's true...word is you're still runnin' with the Saints."
• "VINNIE_CROWDCONT_HOTELS_4": "Ah, Really? That's great...hey ya know, I uh, got a promotion myself."
• "VINNIE_CROWDCONT_HOTELS_5": "Yeah, Mike and Dan decided to go be professional poker players, so I figured it was time to do bigger and better things..."
• "VINNIE_CROWDCONT_HOTELS_6": "I've moved into films."
• "VINNIE_CROWDCONT_HOTELS_7": "Let's see, "Cock of Cthulu" starring D.P. Lovecrack, "Bukkake High School 31" starring Abby Hamherstein, "The Cable Man From Bangalore" starring Anoop "The Indian Hammer" Shekar..."
• "VINNIE_CROWDCONT_HOTELS_8": "Ain't that the truth...anyway, I got a couple of flicks openin' up soon, and I'd like for you to run security. Porn fans are...well, porn fans: and I don't want nothin' to happen to my talent, ya know?"

-452 22:42, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

Namesakes

Someone should ask Volition:

1. Whether Mike and Dan are named after Mike Kulas and Dan Cermak.
2. Whether Mike and Dan are modelled to resemble Mike Kulas and Dan Cermak.

-452 13:33, September 3, 2017 (UTC)