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Stefan is a character in Saints Row.

Stefan knows about fashion, not about gangs!
— Stefan to Benjamin King[1]

Overview[]

A European fashion consultant, Stefan has such a high opinion of himself that he speaks in the third person. He wears a pink top and black trousers, and gives Johnny Gat, Playa, and Benjamin King the code to the Vice King's penthouse after being dangled from the window of Ben King's Mag.[1]

He is the proprietor of the Impressions stores in Stilwater and advertises special offers on the radio.

Biography[]

Stefan and King during All the King's Men.jpg

Saints Row[]

He is Tanya Winters' fashion consultant and knows the code to the King Penthouse. Playa, Benjamin King, and Johnny Gat intimidate Stefan into giving them the code to the penthouse's elevator by hanging him out the window of King's Mag at high speed. After Stefan reveals the code, Benjamin drops Stefan.[1]

Saints Row 2[]

In Saints Row 2, Stefan is mentioned by the new owner of Impressions as having left retail to work on his couture line. Javier mentions that he is going to a party at Stefan's,[2] although Stefan is not in the game.

Messages and advertisements[]

Impressions phone message[]

Hello, this is Stefan, proprietor of Impression, the clothing shop where you shop for clothing, you see. You have saved me from looking at your ugliness by calling me on the telephone and Stefan thanks you, but you can't hide behind the phone forever, no... you come to Impression, the clothing shop, during regular hours, we make you look fabulous. Though not for free; I don't do charity, okay? Alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Impressions phone message

Impressions radio ad 1[]

Hello, this is Stefan, proprietor of Impression, the clothing shop where you shop for clothing, you see. Alright, you listening? All of my clothing is 25% off. So you will come to Impression, the clothing shop, and buy your clothes at 25% off, and then you will gouge my eyes so I don't have to see my clothing on poor people, okay? Alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Impressions radio ad 1

Impressions radio ad 2[]

Hello, this is Stefan, proprietor of Impression, the clothing shop where you shop for clothing, you see. Wait, let me adjust my glasses to see how awful you look... Oh! You must come to Impression, the clothing shop, so you can look much better. I can't look through these glasses anymore. Urgh, they are stained with your awfulness. You'll come to Impression, the clothing shop, okay? Alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Impressions radio ad 2

Impressions radio ad 3[]

Hello, this is Stefan, proprietor of Impression, the clothing shop where you shop for clothing, you see. Alright, you paying attention? All of my clothing is 15% off. This is disgusting me, you're robbing me. Did I take 15% off the genius that is Stefan? No. Do the clothes make you look 15% less than perfect? No they don't. You'll come to Impression, the clothing shop, and you will steal from me as I stand horrified... okay, alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Impressions radio ad 3

Foreign Power phone message[]

Hello, this is Stefan of Foreign Power, the car shop where you shop for cars. No doubt you are calling me because you have just realised what an unattractive domestic vehicle you are driving, hmm? You are right to call Stefan, mmm, you will come to Foreign Power when we are open, but when you do, you will not park your car near the shop, no no... drive it into the lake when no one is looking, then walk to us, okay? Alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Foreign Power phone message

Foreign Power radio ad 1[]

Stefan: "Hello, this is Stefan. You know me yes, of course you do. But now, I am here to make your automobile more attractive. I speak for the car shop where you shop for cars, Foreign Power-"
Announcer: "FOREIGN POWER!"
Stefan: "...Oh, no one said that would happen. Stefan likes that. What I don't like is the car you're driving; it is unpleasant to look at, you need a perfect new automobile now from Foreign Power."
Announcer: "FOREIGN POWER!"
Stefan: "You hear that? That is the sound of a powerful automobile from Foreign Power."
Announcer: "FOREIGN POWER!"
Stefan: "You must now take the keys of your current automobile and simply hand them to a homeless person, if he will take them, and then you will come and you will buy a car at Foreign Power."
Announcer: "FOREIGN POWER!"
Stefan: "Now you will say "Stefan"."
Announcer: "STEFAN!"
Stefan: "I shudder with delight. Okay, alright, bye-bye."
— Foreign Power radio ad 1

Foreign Power radio ad 2[]

Stefan: "Hello, this is Stefan. You know me? Yes, of course you do. But now, I am here to make your automobile more attractive. I speak for the car shop where you shop for cars, Foreign Power."
Announcer: "FOREIGN POWER!"
Stefan: "The management has now taken five thousand dollars off the sticker price of every luxury car they sell. They should be taken to a dark place and punished."
Announcer: "PUNISHED!"
Stefan: "Severely."
Announcer: "SEVERELY!"
Stefan: "While they are being dealt with, you, you will come, you will buy a car for five thousand dollars less than everyone better than you has had to pay, at Foreign Power."
Announcer: "FOREIGN POWER!"
Stefan: "Now you will say "Stefan"."
Announcer: "STEFAN!"
Stefan: "My buttocks tingle. Okay, alright, bye-bye."
— Foreign Power radio ad 2

Foreign Power radio ad 3[]

Stefan: "Hello, this is Stefan. You know me? Yes, of course you do. But now, I am here to make your automobile more attractive. I speak for the car shop where you shop for cars, Foreign Power."
Announcer: "FOREIGN POWER!"
Stefan: "Now the management here has told me that all of the cars are now three thousand dollars off the sticker price. I told them they were fools."
Announcer: "FOOLS!"
Stefan: "So you will come, you will buy a car, for three thousand dollars less than you should pay, at Foreign Power."
Announcer: "FOREIGN POWER!"
Stefan: "Now you will say "Stefan"."
Announcer: "STEFAN!"
Stefan: "I shred on the inside. Okay, alright, bye-bye."
— Foreign Power radio ad 3

Trivia[]

  • Stefan is also hired by Foreign Power for their radio advertisements, despite not being affiliated with them.

Gallery[]

Stefan in Impressions during All the King's Men

Stefan next to Playa in All the King's Men

Stefan - character model in Saints Row


References[]


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