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"'''STAG Film'''" is one of two final [[Missions in Saints Row: The Third|missions]] in ''[[Saints Row: The Third]]'' (the other being "[[Gangstas in Space (Mission)|Gangstas in Space]]"), and is available after "[[Three Way]]" if Killbane is killed.
 
"'''STAG Film'''" is one of two final [[Missions in Saints Row: The Third|missions]] in ''[[Saints Row: The Third]]'' (the other being "[[Gangstas in Space (Mission)|Gangstas in Space]]"), and is available after "[[Three Way]]" if Killbane is killed.
   
{{quote|I got a message for [[Monica Hughes]] and her stooges. Dear bitch: Steelport is under new management, and we don't answer to you. This is foreign soil now. Come at my city again, and you'll go home in a fucking box.|[[The Protagonist]] publicly declares [[Steelport]] a city-state.|STAG Film intro.ogg}}
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{{quote|I got a message for [[Monica Hughes]] and her stooges. Dear bitch: Steelport is under new management, and we don't answer to you. This is foreign soil now. Come at my city again, and you'll go home in a fucking box.|[[Playa]] publicly declares [[Steelport]] a city-state.|STAG Film intro.ogg}}
   
 
==Overview==
 
==Overview==
With [[Killbane]] dead, [[The Protagonist]] gathers the remaining [[Saints]] at the [[Broken Shillelagh]] and delivers a eulogy for [[Shaundi]]. Before any more words can be said, the ''[[Daedalus]]'', a massive flying aircraft carrier under [[STAG]], arrives and starts to shell [[Steelport]]. The Protagonist decides to destroy the floating ship and kill STAG's commander, [[Cyrus Temple]].
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With [[Killbane]] dead, [[Playa]] gathers the remaining [[Saints]] at the [[Broken Shillelagh]] and delivers a eulogy for [[Shaundi]]. Before any more words can be said, the ''[[Daedalus]]'', a massive flying aircraft carrier under [[STAG]], arrives and starts to shell [[Steelport]]. Playa decides to destroy the floating ship and kill STAG's commander, [[Cyrus Temple]].
   
After taking an aircraft upwards and destroying some of its main cannons, The Protagonist lands on the ''Daedalus'' and sets four bombs in separate locations. After arming them, The Protagonist has a climactic fight with Cyrus Temple in [[Cyrus' VTOL|his VTOL]]; after defeating and killing him, The Protagonist escapes the ''Daedalus'' as the bombs explode, destroying the aircraft carrier.
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After taking an aircraft upwards and destroying some of its main cannons, Playa lands on the ''Daedalus'' and sets four bombs in separate locations. After arming them, Playa has a climactic fight with Cyrus Temple in [[Cyrus' VTOL|his VTOL]]; after defeating and killing him, Playa escapes the ''Daedalus'' as the bombs explode, destroying the aircraft carrier.
   
As [[Jane Valderamma]] presents the latest news, the Saints walk in and interrupt her; The Protagonist announces to the camera that Steelport is now a {{wp|city-state}}. They threaten [[Monica Hughes]] and "her stooges" that should they "come at [their] city again, [they'll] go home in a fucking box". As they walk off, The Protagonist offers Pierce the job as mayor.
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As [[Jane Valderamma]] presents the latest news, the Saints walk in and interrupt her; Playa announces to the camera that Steelport is now a {{wp|city-state}}. They threaten [[Monica Hughes]] and "her stooges" that should they "come at [their] city again, [they'll] go home in a fucking box". As they walk off, Playa offers Pierce the job as mayor.
   
 
As the Saints then exit the building, ready to take control of Steelport, the [[Saints Row: The Third credits|credits]] roll and the game comes to an end, leaving the events to be continued in ''[[Saints Row IV]]'', starting from "[[Zero Saints Thirty]]".
 
As the Saints then exit the building, ready to take control of Steelport, the [[Saints Row: The Third credits|credits]] roll and the game comes to an end, leaving the events to be continued in ''[[Saints Row IV]]'', starting from "[[Zero Saints Thirty]]".
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* This is the only final mission in the [[Disambiguation:Saints Row|''Saints Row'' series]] which does not feature [[Johnny Gat]], although he is mentioned.
 
* This is the only final mission in the [[Disambiguation:Saints Row|''Saints Row'' series]] which does not feature [[Johnny Gat]], although he is mentioned.
 
* [[Radio Stations in Saints Row: The Third|Radio stations]] are unavailable during this mission.
 
* [[Radio Stations in Saints Row: The Third|Radio stations]] are unavailable during this mission.
* After landing on the ''[[Daedalus]]'' a minimum height limit is placed on [[The Protagonist]]. Falling or flying below this height fails the mission with text saying that [[Cyrus Temple]] was allowed to get away. This is useful, as it takes less time to restart on the carrier deck than it would to obtain another helicopter and get back up to it. This failure condition means the [[Sonic Boom]] is a very bad idea in co-op, as it can accidentally throw the co-op partner off the ''Daedalus''.
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* After landing on the ''[[Daedalus]]'' a minimum height limit is placed on [[Playa]]. Falling or flying below this height fails the mission with text saying that [[Cyrus Temple]] was allowed to get away. This is useful, as it takes less time to restart on the carrier deck than it would to obtain another helicopter and get back up to it. This failure condition means the [[Sonic Boom]] is a very bad idea in co-op, as it can accidentally throw the co-op partner off the ''Daedalus''.
 
* [[Cyrus' VTOL]]'s [[Laser Beam|laser]] can go through parts of the ''Daedalus'' and some of the crates.
 
* [[Cyrus' VTOL]]'s [[Laser Beam|laser]] can go through parts of the ''Daedalus'' and some of the crates.
 
* Cyrus' lines "''After what you did on [[Magarac Island]], I didn't have a choice, did I?''" and "''You can't lie your way out of this. I'm putting you down.''" imply that he is unaware of [[Kia]]'s actions in "[[Three Way]]" and that she went rogue, or he may be keeping STAG's involvement a secret.
 
* Cyrus' lines "''After what you did on [[Magarac Island]], I didn't have a choice, did I?''" and "''You can't lie your way out of this. I'm putting you down.''" imply that he is unaware of [[Kia]]'s actions in "[[Three Way]]" and that she went rogue, or he may be keeping STAG's involvement a secret.
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{{dialogue|Pre-mission phone call
 
{{dialogue|Pre-mission phone call
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
|The Protagonist|Pierce, how's the...
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|Playa|Pierce, how's the...
|The Protagonist|[Snarls]}}
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|Playa|[Snarls]}}
 
|Pierce|Well hey there boss!
 
|Pierce|Well hey there boss!
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
|The Protagonist|Started drinking early, did you?
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|Playa|Started drinking early, did you?
|The Protagonist|[Grumbles]}}
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|Playa|[Grumbles]}}
 
|Pierce|That's what you do at these things.
 
|Pierce|That's what you do at these things.
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
|The Protagonist|So everything's all set?
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|Playa|So everything's all set?
|The Protagonist|[Gargles]}}
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|Playa|[Gargles]}}
 
|Pierce|We're at the [[Broken Shillelagh]] right now putting on the finishing touches.
 
|Pierce|We're at the [[Broken Shillelagh]] right now putting on the finishing touches.
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
|The Protagonist|I'll head over soon then.
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|Playa|I'll head over soon then.
|The Protagonist|[Babbles]}}
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|Playa|[Babbles]}}
 
|Pierce|See you when I see you, boss.
 
|Pierce|See you when I see you, boss.
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed|norandom=1
|The Protagonist|And try not to pass out before I get there.
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|Playa|And try not to pass out before I get there.
|The Protagonist|[Roars]}}
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|Playa|[Roars]}}
 
|Pierce|Me? I'm fine. Promise.
 
|Pierce|Me? I'm fine. Promise.
 
}}
 
}}
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===Cutscene #1===
 
===Cutscene #1===
 
{{dialogue|
 
{{dialogue|
|The Protagonist|We've lost a lot of friends getting to where we are, and that's never easy. But at least we know that wherever [[Gat]] is, he's got friends giving Saint Peter some hell.
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|Playa|We've lost a lot of friends getting to where we are, and that's never easy. But at least we know that wherever [[Gat]] is, he's got friends giving Saint Peter some hell.
|The Protagonist|To [[Shaundi]]!
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|Playa|To [[Shaundi]]!
 
|Kinzie|Oh my God.
 
|Kinzie|Oh my God.
 
|Kinzie|Well, if they blow up every building we're bound to be in one of them.
 
|Kinzie|Well, if they blow up every building we're bound to be in one of them.
|The Protagonist|Fuck that. We're breaking their little toy.
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|Playa|Fuck that. We're breaking their little toy.
 
}}
 
}}
   
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|Pierce|Boss, you better find a helicopter. Taking that thing out is all on you...
 
|Pierce|Boss, you better find a helicopter. Taking that thing out is all on you...
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|You're so helpful, Pierce.
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|Playa Female 1|You're so helpful, Pierce.
|The Protagonist Female 2|You're sitting this one out?
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|Playa Female 2|You're sitting this one out?
|The Protagonist Female 3|So I'm getting no help?
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|Playa Female 3|So I'm getting no help?
|The Protagonist Male 1|I'm not getting any help here?
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|Playa Male 1|I'm not getting any help here?
|The Protagonist Male 2|You're leavin' me alone on this?
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|Playa Male 2|You're leavin' me alone on this?
|The Protagonist Male 3|Can't I get a hand or two?
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|Playa Male 3|Can't I get a hand or two?
|The Protagonist Zombie|Grumbles
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|Playa Zombie|Grumbles
 
}}
 
}}
 
|Pierce|We got our hands full gettin' the crew to safety.
 
|Pierce|We got our hands full gettin' the crew to safety.
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|Fine, I can't argue with that. I'll bring that bastard down hard.
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|Playa Female 1|Fine, I can't argue with that. I'll bring that bastard down hard.
|The Protagonist Female 2|Good. Stay out from under that thing. I would hate for Cyrus to land on you.
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|Playa Female 2|Good. Stay out from under that thing. I would hate for Cyrus to land on you.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Alright. I'll get Cyrus off our backs permanently.
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|Playa Female 3|Alright. I'll get Cyrus off our backs permanently.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Right. Don't worry, Cyrus won't have that thing up there for long.
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|Playa Male 1|Right. Don't worry, Cyrus won't have that thing up there for long.
|The Protagonist Male 2|Fair enough. I'll take care of Cyrus...
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|Playa Male 2|Fair enough. I'll take care of Cyrus...
|The Protagonist Male 3|Great. Let's hope Cyrus won't have that thing up there very long.
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|Playa Male 3|Great. Let's hope Cyrus won't have that thing up there very long.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Roars
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|Playa Zombie|Roars
 
}}
 
}}
 
|Angel|I hope you have a plan, we're losing people down here.
 
|Angel|I hope you have a plan, we're losing people down here.
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{{dialogue|Announcing the "Destroy the cannons" objective
 
{{dialogue|Announcing the "Destroy the cannons" objective
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|No more turrets, no more bombarding my crew.
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|Playa Female 1|No more turrets, no more bombarding my crew.
|The Protagonist Female 2|Those turrets are a problem.
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|Playa Female 2|Those turrets are a problem.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Stop shooting my city.
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|Playa Female 3|Stop shooting my city.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Alright, those turrets gotta go.
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|Playa Male 1|Alright, those turrets gotta go.
|The Protagonist Male 2|Those turrets are fuckin' up the crew...
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|Playa Male 2|Those turrets are fuckin' up the crew...
|The Protagonist Male 3|Bloody turrets.
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|Playa Male 3|Bloody turrets.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Growls
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|Playa Zombie|Growls
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
 
{{dialogue|After completing the "Destroy the cannons" objective
 
{{dialogue|After completing the "Destroy the cannons" objective
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|That should help the boys out.
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|Playa Female 1|That should help the boys out.
|The Protagonist Female 2|That should make things easier..
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|Playa Female 2|That should make things easier..
|The Protagonist Male 1|The less things shooting at me, the better.
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|Playa Male 1|The less things shooting at me, the better.
|The Protagonist Male 2|That should buy them more time.
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|Playa Male 2|That should buy them more time.
|The Protagonist Male 3|That's better.
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|Playa Male 3|That's better.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Roars
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|Playa Zombie|Roars
 
}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{dialogue|"Not Making a Dent"
 
{{dialogue|"Not Making a Dent"
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|This thing's armor is too thick. Gonna need larger explosions to hurt it.
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|Playa Female 1|This thing's armor is too thick. Gonna need larger explosions to hurt it.
|The Protagonist Female 2|I'm not hurting it enough, Kinzie. We need to try something else.
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|Playa Female 2|I'm not hurting it enough, Kinzie. We need to try something else.
|The Protagonist Female 3|This thing's too armored. Going to try explosives.
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|Playa Female 3|This thing's too armored. Going to try explosives.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Kinzie, we're not doing enough damage to this thing. We gotta go big.
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|Playa Male 1|Kinzie, we're not doing enough damage to this thing. We gotta go big.
|The Protagonist Male 2|Switchin' things up. I'm not causing enough damage to this thing.
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|Playa Male 2|Switchin' things up. I'm not causing enough damage to this thing.
|The Protagonist Male 3|This plan isn't working. We need to think bigger.
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|Playa Male 3|This plan isn't working. We need to think bigger.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Sneers
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|Playa Zombie|Sneers
 
}}
 
}}
 
|Kinzie|Well, just be careful.
 
|Kinzie|Well, just be careful.
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{{dialogue|Planting the First bomb
 
{{dialogue|Planting the First bomb
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|One for Shaundi...
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|Playa Female 1|One for Shaundi...
|The Protagonist Female 2|It will take a lot more than this.
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|Playa Female 2|It will take a lot more than this.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Well, that's one...
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|Playa Male 1|Well, that's one...
|The Protagonist Male 2|First bomb down.
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|Playa Male 2|First bomb down.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Growls
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|Playa Zombie|Growls
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
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{{dialogue|Planting the Plant Second bomb
 
{{dialogue|Planting the Plant Second bomb
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|One for Viola...
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|Playa Female 1|One for Viola...
|The Protagonist Female 2|At least one more.
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|Playa Female 2|At least one more.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Maybe three will be enough?
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|Playa Male 1|Maybe three will be enough?
|The Protagonist Male 2|Got two set.
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|Playa Male 2|Got two set.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Gargles
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|Playa Zombie|Gargles
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
 
{{dialogue|After taking off in the Condor
 
{{dialogue|After taking off in the Condor
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|Look at this fucking thing!
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|Playa Female 1|Look at this fucking thing!
|The Protagonist Female 2|Holy fucking shit...
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|Playa Female 2|Holy fucking shit...
|The Protagonist Female 3|Oh my god... is that thing real?
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|Playa Female 3|Oh my god... is that thing real?
|The Protagonist Male 1|Holy fucking shit...
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|Playa Male 1|Holy fucking shit...
|The Protagonist Male 2|Fuck me...
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|Playa Male 2|Fuck me...
|The Protagonist Male 3|That... is the most beautiful sight I've ever laid eyes on.
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|Playa Male 3|That... is the most beautiful sight I've ever laid eyes on.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Garbled
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|Playa Zombie|Garbled
 
}}
 
}}
 
|Kinzie|Your tax dollars at work...
 
|Kinzie|Your tax dollars at work...
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|Well, not mine personally since I don't pay 'em, but maybe I should start!
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|Playa Female 1|Well, not mine personally since I don't pay 'em, but maybe I should start!
|The Protagonist Female 2|Money well spent. I could kiss Cyrus for bringing this to me. I almost hate to destroy it.
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|Playa Female 2|Money well spent. I could kiss Cyrus for bringing this to me. I almost hate to destroy it.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Where do they build something like that?
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|Playa Female 3|Where do they build something like that?
|The Protagonist Male 1|If I knew we bought shit like this with taxes, I'd start paying 'em...this is awesome.
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|Playa Male 1|If I knew we bought shit like this with taxes, I'd start paying 'em...this is awesome.
|The Protagonist Male 2|Since when did taxes pay for shit this cool...
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|Playa Male 2|Since when did taxes pay for shit this cool...
|The Protagonist Male 3|God bless America.
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|Playa Male 3|God bless America.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Mumbles
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|Playa Zombie|Mumbles
 
}}
 
}}
 
|Kinzie|When this is over I'll steal the blue prints from the DoD. A few years we can probably build our own.
 
|Kinzie|When this is over I'll steal the blue prints from the DoD. A few years we can probably build our own.
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|Kinzie... I love you.
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|Playa Female 1|Kinzie... I love you.
|The Protagonist Female 2|Kinzie, you are my favorite person. Ever.
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|Playa Female 2|Kinzie, you are my favorite person. Ever.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Did I ever tell you you're my favorite?
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|Playa Female 3|Did I ever tell you you're my favorite?
|The Protagonist Male 1|I love you.
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|Playa Male 1|I love you.
|The Protagonist Male 2|I love you.
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|Playa Male 2|I love you.
|The Protagonist Male 3|Kinzie... I love you.
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|Playa Male 3|Kinzie... I love you.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Gargles
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|Playa Zombie|Gargles
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
 
{{dialogue|Planting the Third bomb
 
{{dialogue|Planting the Third bomb
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|One for my crew...
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|Playa Female 1|One for my crew...
|The Protagonist Female 2|Three is good, four is better.
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|Playa Female 2|Three is good, four is better.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Fuck it, one more for safety.
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|Playa Male 1|Fuck it, one more for safety.
|The Protagonist Male 2|One more and I'm done.
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|Playa Male 2|One more and I'm done.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Groans
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|Playa Zombie|Groans
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
 
{{dialogue|Planting the Fourth bomb
 
{{dialogue|Planting the Fourth bomb
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|And one just for me...
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|Playa Female 1|And one just for me...
|The Protagonist Female 2|Nothing could survive this blast.
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|Playa Female 2|Nothing could survive this blast.
|The Protagonist Male 1|That should do it.
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|Playa Male 1|That should do it.
|The Protagonist Male 2|All set.
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|Playa Male 2|All set.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Mumbles
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|Playa Zombie|Mumbles
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
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|Cyrus|The people dying below is on you and your "Saints".
 
|Cyrus|The people dying below is on you and your "Saints".
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|Since when did we fly this in and open fire?
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|Playa Female 1|Since when did we fly this in and open fire?
|The Protagonist Female 2|You fired on the city, Cyrus. I came here to stop you.
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|Playa Female 2|You fired on the city, Cyrus. I came here to stop you.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Last time I checked we weren't the ones with the floating ship of death.
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|Playa Female 3|Last time I checked we weren't the ones with the floating ship of death.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Like hell it is. You chose to fire on the city.
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|Playa Male 1|Like hell it is. You chose to fire on the city.
|The Protagonist Male 2|I don't see us blowing up a fucking city!
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|Playa Male 2|I don't see us blowing up a fucking city!
|The Protagonist Male 3|Like hell. You started this mess.
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|Playa Male 3|Like hell. You started this mess.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Growls
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|Playa Zombie|Growls
 
}}
 
}}
 
|Cyrus|After what you did on Magarac Island, I didn't have a choice, did I.
 
|Cyrus|After what you did on Magarac Island, I didn't have a choice, did I.
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|What WE did? That was YOUR girl, not mine!
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|Playa Female 1|What WE did? That was YOUR girl, not mine!
|The Protagonist Female 2|Your own bitch did that. Could you not tell from the stench?
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|Playa Female 2|Your own bitch did that. Could you not tell from the stench?
|The Protagonist Female 3|That was your little protégé, Kia!
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|Playa Female 3|That was your little protégé, Kia!
|The Protagonist Male 1|Are you kidding me? Your crazy bitch attack dog did that!
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|Playa Male 1|Are you kidding me? Your crazy bitch attack dog did that!
|The Protagonist Male 2|What we did? That shit was in your house, Cyrus!
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|Playa Male 2|What we did? That shit was in your house, Cyrus!
|The Protagonist Male 3|You mental? That was the crazy lackey of yours!
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|Playa Male 3|You mental? That was the crazy lackey of yours!
|The Protagonist Zombie|Babbles
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|Playa Zombie|Babbles
 
}}
 
}}
 
|Cyrus|You can't lie your way out of this, I'm putting you down.
 
|Cyrus|You can't lie your way out of this, I'm putting you down.
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{{dialogue|Call Out Weapons On Deck
 
{{dialogue|Call Out Weapons On Deck
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|Thanks for leaving these lying around.
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|Playa Female 1|Thanks for leaving these lying around.
|The Protagonist Female 2|They've left me plenty of weapons. How nice.
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|Playa Female 2|They've left me plenty of weapons. How nice.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Well, at least I'll have enough weapons out here.
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|Playa Male 1|Well, at least I'll have enough weapons out here.
|The Protagonist Male 2|At least they're stocked here.
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|Playa Male 2|At least they're stocked here.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Grumbles
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|Playa Zombie|Grumbles
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
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|STAG|Explosions on the deck! I repeat, explosions on the deck!
 
|STAG|Explosions on the deck! I repeat, explosions on the deck!
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|It's about time.
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|Playa Female 1|It's about time.
|The Protagonist Female 2|Right on schedule.
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|Playa Female 2|Right on schedule.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Time for some fireworks, Cyrus!
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|Playa Female 3|Time for some fireworks, Cyrus!
|The Protagonist Male 1|Looks like the fireworks have started.
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|Playa Male 1|Looks like the fireworks have started.
|The Protagonist Male 2|About time.
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|Playa Male 2|About time.
|The Protagonist Male 3|Looks like the fireworks have started.
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|Playa Male 3|Looks like the fireworks have started.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Babbles
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|Playa Zombie|Babbles
 
}}
 
}}
 
|Kinzie|I'm detecting system failures all over that ship. Tell me you're getting out of there.
 
|Kinzie|I'm detecting system failures all over that ship. Tell me you're getting out of there.
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|Don't worry, Kinzie. I'm not getting blown up on another boat...
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|Playa Female 1|Don't worry, Kinzie. I'm not getting blown up on another boat...
|The Protagonist Female 2|Patience, Kinzie. I still have work to do.
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|Playa Female 2|Patience, Kinzie. I still have work to do.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Gotta take care of Temple first.
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|Playa Female 3|Gotta take care of Temple first.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Not until the job's done.
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|Playa Male 1|Not until the job's done.
|The Protagonist Male 2|Hold that thought, Kinzie...
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|Playa Male 2|Hold that thought, Kinzie...
|The Protagonist Male 3|Not until the job's done.
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|Playa Male 3|Not until the job's done.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Grumbles
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|Playa Zombie|Grumbles
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
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|STAG|Abandon the Daedalus. I repeat, abandon the Daedalus.
 
|STAG|Abandon the Daedalus. I repeat, abandon the Daedalus.
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|We're here 'till the end, Temple!
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|Playa Female 1|We're here 'till the end, Temple!
|The Protagonist Female 2|The Daedalus is dead, Cyrus. Now it's your turn.
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|Playa Female 2|The Daedalus is dead, Cyrus. Now it's your turn.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Time's up, Cyrus.
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|Playa Female 3|Time's up, Cyrus.
|The Protagonist Male 1|Come on, Temple, let's finish this!
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|Playa Male 1|Come on, Temple, let's finish this!
|The Protagonist Male 2|I'm not leaving 'till it's finished, Temple!
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|Playa Male 2|I'm not leaving 'till it's finished, Temple!
|The Protagonist Male 3|Come on, Temple, let's finish this!
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|Playa Male 3|Come on, Temple, let's finish this!
|The Protagonist Zombie|Roars
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|Playa Zombie|Roars
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
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{{dialogue|Clear the Deck
 
{{dialogue|Clear the Deck
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|First turrets, now tanks...
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|Playa Female 1|First turrets, now tanks...
|The Protagonist Female 2|There are tanks parked on the deck.
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|Playa Female 2|There are tanks parked on the deck.
|The Protagonist Female 3|They have a lot of tanks up here...
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|Playa Female 3|They have a lot of tanks up here...
|The Protagonist Male 1|They've got tanks on the deck.
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|Playa Male 1|They've got tanks on the deck.
|The Protagonist Male 2|Great...more tanks.
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|Playa Male 2|Great...more tanks.
|The Protagonist Male 3|They've got tanks on the deck.
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|Playa Male 3|They've got tanks on the deck.
|The Protagonist Zombie|Growls
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|Playa Zombie|Growls
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
 
{{dialogue|"Cyrus Finds You On Deck"
 
{{dialogue|"Cyrus Finds You On Deck"
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|This your idea of fair?
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|Playa Female 1|This your idea of fair?
|The Protagonist Female 2|You want to fight me? Then we will fight.
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|Playa Female 2|You want to fight me? Then we will fight.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Is this how you wanna die?
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|Playa Female 3|Is this how you wanna die?
|The Protagonist Male 1|That how you wanna play it, Cyrus?
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|Playa Male 1|That how you wanna play it, Cyrus?
|The Protagonist Male 2|You want this? Let's do it!
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|Playa Male 2|You want this? Let's do it!
|The Protagonist Male 3|You sure you want to do this, Cyrus?!
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|Playa Male 3|You sure you want to do this, Cyrus?!
|The Protagonist Zombie|Snarls
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|Playa Zombie|Snarls
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
 
{{dialogue|"Cyrus Shoots You"
 
{{dialogue|"Cyrus Shoots You"
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|Who says I needed that to kill your sorry ass anyway!
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|Playa Female 1|Who says I needed that to kill your sorry ass anyway!
|The Protagonist Female 2|Nice try, Cyrus. I'm still going to kill you.
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|Playa Female 2|Nice try, Cyrus. I'm still going to kill you.
|The Protagonist Female 3|Come down here and fight, pussy!
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|Playa Female 3|Come down here and fight, pussy!
|The Protagonist Male 1|I don't need a plane to kill you Cyrus!
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|Playa Male 1|I don't need a plane to kill you Cyrus!
|The Protagonist Male 2|You think I need that to fuck you up?
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|Playa Male 2|You think I need that to fuck you up?
|The Protagonist Male 3|That the best you can muster, Cyrus?
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|Playa Male 3|That the best you can muster, Cyrus?
|The Protagonist Zombie|Garbled
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|Playa Zombie|Garbled
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
 
{{dialogue|Taunting Reinforcements
 
{{dialogue|Taunting Reinforcements
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 1|Hope you planned on dying here!
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|Playa Female 1|Hope you planned on dying here!
|The Protagonist Female 1|Steelport's had enough of this shit!
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|Playa Female 1|Steelport's had enough of this shit!
|The Protagonist Female 1|Think you assholes can stop me?
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|Playa Female 1|Think you assholes can stop me?
|The Protagonist Female 1|Time for STAG to burn!
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|Playa Female 1|Time for STAG to burn!
 
}}
 
}}
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Female 2|Get out of my town!
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|Playa Female 2|Get out of my town!
|The Protagonist Female 2|It's a long way down!
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|Playa Female 2|It's a long way down!
|The Protagonist Female 2|You are looking for me, no?
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|Playa Female 2|You are looking for me, no?
|The Protagonist Female 2|You intend to ride this all the way down?
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|Playa Female 2|You intend to ride this all the way down?
 
}}
 
}}
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Male 1|Come and get me!
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|Playa Male 1|Come and get me!
|The Protagonist Male 1|Let's see who saves Steelport now!
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|Playa Male 1|Let's see who saves Steelport now!
|The Protagonist Male 1|No one fucks with my city!
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|Playa Male 1|No one fucks with my city!
|The Protagonist Male 1|You're all going down with the ship!
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|Playa Male 1|You're all going down with the ship!
 
}}
 
}}
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Male 2|Let's do this!
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|Playa Male 2|Let's do this!
|The Protagonist Male 2|Show me what you got!
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|Playa Male 2|Show me what you got!
|The Protagonist Male 2|This is where STAG ends!
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|Playa Male 2|This is where STAG ends!
|The Protagonist Male 2|You want me? Come on!
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|Playa Male 2|You want me? Come on!
 
}}
 
}}
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist Zombie|Garbled
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|Playa Zombie|Garbled
|The Protagonist Zombie|Grumbles
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|Playa Zombie|Grumbles
|The Protagonist Zombie|Grunts
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|Playa Zombie|Grunts
|The Protagonist Zombie|Roars
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|Playa Zombie|Roars
 
}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
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{{dialogue|
 
{{dialogue|
 
||Cyrus Temple screams
 
||Cyrus Temple screams
|The Protagonist|Nice landing, Cyrus.
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|Playa|Nice landing, Cyrus.
 
}}
 
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{{dialogue|
 
{{dialogue|
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
 
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist - Female 1|Leaving now!
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|Playa - Female 1|Leaving now!
|The Protagonist - Female 2|And with time to spare.
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|Playa - Female 2|And with time to spare.
|The Protagonist - Female 3|Hoo boy. Time to leave.
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|Playa - Female 3|Hoo boy. Time to leave.
|The Protagonist - Male 1|Gotta go...
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|Playa - Male 1|Gotta go...
|The Protagonist - Male 2|Time to move!
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|Playa - Male 2|Time to move!
|The Protagonist - Male 3|Not much time left!
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|Playa - Male 3|Not much time left!
|The Protagonist - Zombie|Moans
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|Playa - Zombie|Moans
 
}} }}
 
}} }}
   
 
===Cutscene #3===
 
===Cutscene #3===
 
{{dialogue|
 
{{dialogue|
|The Protagonist|Kinzie, round up every Saint we can find...we're going on a field trip.
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|Playa|Kinzie, round up every Saint we can find...we're going on a field trip.
 
|Jane Valderamma|Even in a place that is no stranger to violence, today's assault on the city stands as the blackest time in Steelport's sordid history.
 
|Jane Valderamma|Even in a place that is no stranger to violence, today's assault on the city stands as the blackest time in Steelport's sordid history.
 
|Jane Valderamma|While the Government has yet to comment on the attack, we have a report -
 
|Jane Valderamma|While the Government has yet to comment on the attack, we have a report -
|The Protagonist|No one runs, no one gets shot, understand?!
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|Playa|No one runs, no one gets shot, understand?!
|The Protagonist|Sorry ...
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|Playa|Sorry ...
|The Protagonist|Kinzie, you in the booth?
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|Playa|Kinzie, you in the booth?
 
|Kinzie|All set.
 
|Kinzie|All set.
|The Protagonist|I got a message for [[Monica Hughes]] and her stooges. Dear bitch: Steelport is under new management, and we don't answer to you. This is foreign soil now. Come at my city again, and you'll go home in a fucking box. Back to you.
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|Playa|I got a message for [[Monica Hughes]] and her stooges. Dear bitch: Steelport is under new management, and we don't answer to you. This is foreign soil now. Come at my city again, and you'll go home in a fucking box. Back to you.
 
|Pierce|Not bad. You could be a weatherman or some shit.
 
|Pierce|Not bad. You could be a weatherman or some shit.
|The Protagonist|I may have laid it on a little thick.
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|Playa|I may have laid it on a little thick.
 
|Pierce|Well, you did just create a city-state.
 
|Pierce|Well, you did just create a city-state.
|The Protagonist|Good point. That reminds me: this place is gonna need a new mayor...how you feel about public office?
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|Playa|Good point. That reminds me: this place is gonna need a new mayor...how you feel about public office?
 
|Pierce|It's a horrible idea. I'm in.
 
|Pierce|It's a horrible idea. I'm in.
|The Protagonist|Then, let's get to work.
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|Playa|Then, let's get to work.
 
}}
 
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{{gallery|{{#!:
 
STAG Film party.png|The [[Saints]] meet at the [[Broken Shillelagh]] to celebrate [[Shaundi]]'s life
 
STAG Film party.png|The [[Saints]] meet at the [[Broken Shillelagh]] to celebrate [[Shaundi]]'s life
STAG Film - Playa in opening cutscene.png|[[The Protagonist]] delivers a eulogy
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STAG Film - Playa in opening cutscene.png|[[Playa]] delivers a eulogy
 
STAG Film Angel De LaMuerte Kinzie Kensington Pierce.png|The crowd, including [[Angel De LaMuerte]], [[Kinzie Kensington]], and [[Pierce]], raise their drinks
 
STAG Film Angel De LaMuerte Kinzie Kensington Pierce.png|The crowd, including [[Angel De LaMuerte]], [[Kinzie Kensington]], and [[Pierce]], raise their drinks
 
STAG Film - Playa looking up at the Daedalus.png|[[STAG]]'s ''[[Daedalus]]'' arrives
 
STAG Film - Playa looking up at the Daedalus.png|[[STAG]]'s ''[[Daedalus]]'' arrives
 
STAG Film - Daedalus firing.png|The ''Daedalus'' begins bombardment on [[Steelport]]
 
STAG Film - Daedalus firing.png|The ''Daedalus'' begins bombardment on [[Steelport]]
 
STAG Film F-69 VTOL.png|A fleet of [[F-69 VTOL]]s also bomb the city
 
STAG Film F-69 VTOL.png|A fleet of [[F-69 VTOL]]s also bomb the city
STAG Film Cyrus Temple F-69 VTOL.png|The Protagonist defeats [[Cyrus Temple]] in [[Cyrus' VTOL|his black VTOL]], and he crashes upside down into the ''Daedalus''
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STAG Film Cyrus Temple F-69 VTOL.png|Playa defeats [[Cyrus Temple]] in [[Cyrus' VTOL|his black VTOL]], and he crashes upside down into the ''Daedalus''
STAG Film - Playa saluting Cyrus Temple's F-69 VTOL.png|The Protagonist salutes Temple as his VTOL falls off the edge, sarcastically commenting on his "nice landing"
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STAG Film - Playa saluting Cyrus Temple's F-69 VTOL.png|Playa salutes Temple as his VTOL falls off the edge, sarcastically commenting on his "nice landing"
STAG Film - Daedalus and Playa's F-69 VTOL.png|The Protagonist escapes in their own VTOL as the ''Daedalus'' explodes
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STAG Film - Daedalus and Playa's F-69 VTOL.png|Playa escapes in their own VTOL as the ''Daedalus'' explodes
 
STAG Film - Daedalus exploding.png|The ''Daedalus'' is destroyed
 
STAG Film - Daedalus exploding.png|The ''Daedalus'' is destroyed
 
STAG Film Jane Valderamma newscast.png|[[Jane Valderamma]] in a [[Newscast]]
 
STAG Film Jane Valderamma newscast.png|[[Jane Valderamma]] in a [[Newscast]]
 
STAG Film - Zimos, Oleg, Playa, Pierce, Angel.png|The Saints interrupt the newscast to declare Steelport a city-state
 
STAG Film - Zimos, Oleg, Playa, Pierce, Angel.png|The Saints interrupt the newscast to declare Steelport a city-state
STAG Film - Jane Valderamma after being interrupted by Local Psychopath.png|Jane Valderamma is flustered by The Protagonist's announcement
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STAG Film - Jane Valderamma after being interrupted by Local Psychopath.png|Jane Valderamma is flustered by Playa's announcement
STAG Film - Playa, Zimos, Kinzie, Oleg, Angel.png|As the Saints prepare to leave, The Protagonist offers Pierce the job as mayor of Steelport
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STAG Film - Playa, Zimos, Kinzie, Oleg, Angel.png|As the Saints prepare to leave, Playa offers Pierce the job as mayor of Steelport
 
STAG Film - Kinzie, Oleg, Angel, Pierce.png|Pierce accepts
 
STAG Film - Kinzie, Oleg, Angel, Pierce.png|Pierce accepts
 
Saints Row The Third credits.png|The [[Saints Row: The Third credits|credits]] begin to roll as the game comes to an end. "[[Three Way]]" can be replayed if "[[Gangstas in Space (Mission)|Gangstas in Space]]" is yet to be completed
 
Saints Row The Third credits.png|The [[Saints Row: The Third credits|credits]] begin to roll as the game comes to an end. "[[Three Way]]" can be replayed if "[[Gangstas in Space (Mission)|Gangstas in Space]]" is yet to be completed

Revision as of 20:39, 14 October 2019

"STAG Film" is one of two final missions in Saints Row: The Third (the other being "Gangstas in Space"), and is available after "Three Way" if Killbane is killed.

I got a message for Monica Hughes and her stooges. Dear bitch: Steelport is under new management, and we don't answer to you. This is foreign soil now. Come at my city again, and you'll go home in a fucking box.
Playa publicly declares Steelport a city-state.

Overview

With Killbane dead, Playa gathers the remaining Saints at the Broken Shillelagh and delivers a eulogy for Shaundi. Before any more words can be said, the Daedalus, a massive flying aircraft carrier under STAG, arrives and starts to shell Steelport. Playa decides to destroy the floating ship and kill STAG's commander, Cyrus Temple.

After taking an aircraft upwards and destroying some of its main cannons, Playa lands on the Daedalus and sets four bombs in separate locations. After arming them, Playa has a climactic fight with Cyrus Temple in his VTOL; after defeating and killing him, Playa escapes the Daedalus as the bombs explode, destroying the aircraft carrier.

As Jane Valderamma presents the latest news, the Saints walk in and interrupt her; Playa announces to the camera that Steelport is now a city-state. They threaten Monica Hughes and "her stooges" that should they "come at [their] city again, [they'll] go home in a fucking box". As they walk off, Playa offers Pierce the job as mayor.

As the Saints then exit the building, ready to take control of Steelport, the credits roll and the game comes to an end, leaving the events to be continued in Saints Row IV, starting from "Zero Saints Thirty".

Gameplay

STAG Film - Kill Cyrus objective
Go to the Broken Shillelagh
Get a helicopter

There is a a Vulture and a Tornado on the helipad of the Saints HQ, or pick up a helicopter from any other place one spawns. Any aircraft parked outside outside the Broken Shillelagh before starting the mission can also be used.

Go to the Daedalus

Fly to the Daedalus.

Destroy the cannons

Once near the Daedalus, destroy the four cannons.

Land on the Daedalus

Land on the Daedalus. There are many opposing STAG, some of whom are armed with Annihilator RPGs.

Plant bomb

Planting bombs nearby.

Fly to rear deck

Enter the parked Condor and fly that to the rear deck.

Plant bomb

Plant the last two bombs.

Kill Cyrus

In the end of this final mission features a battle with Cyrus Temple as he flies around in his custom black VTOL in a set pattern. Pick up a Mini-Gun nearby and use that to inflict damage whenever he flies overhead or is exposed. STAG reinforcements spawn endlessly until Cyrus is killed. There are several stacks of crates nearby which can be used as cover.

Escape from the Daedalus

When Cyrus is killed, get inside the nearby F-69 VTOL and fly away. Attempting to jump off the edge and parachute results in mission failure.

After the final cutscene plays, the credits roll and the mission ends. If this was the first ending chosen, "Three Way" is available to replay to "save Shaundi" instead, which leads to the canonical (if non-sequitur) final mission, "Gangstas in Space".[1][2] Otherwise, the events of Saints Row continue in Saints Row IV, starting from "Zero Saints Thirty".

Rewards


Newscast

Main article: Newscasts


Trivia

  • The opening cinematic shows a black Saint in Deckers attire regardless of whether the Decker Gang Customization style has been selected or not.[4]
  • This is the only final mission in the Saints Row series which does not feature Johnny Gat, although he is mentioned.
  • Radio stations are unavailable during this mission.
  • After landing on the Daedalus a minimum height limit is placed on Playa. Falling or flying below this height fails the mission with text saying that Cyrus Temple was allowed to get away. This is useful, as it takes less time to restart on the carrier deck than it would to obtain another helicopter and get back up to it. This failure condition means the Sonic Boom is a very bad idea in co-op, as it can accidentally throw the co-op partner off the Daedalus.
  • Cyrus' VTOL's laser can go through parts of the Daedalus and some of the crates.
  • Cyrus' lines "After what you did on Magarac Island, I didn't have a choice, did I?" and "You can't lie your way out of this. I'm putting you down." imply that he is unaware of Kia's actions in "Three Way" and that she went rogue, or he may be keeping STAG's involvement a secret.
    • Kia herself does not appear during this mission, so it is unknown what happened to her following "Three Way".
  • The news ticker in the closing cutscene states: "[...] Memorial service for boy trampled to death by elephant to be held tomorrow...Saints Flow recalled after recent positive tests for HGH...Free cheeseburger day at Freckle Bitch's leaves 6 dead; [...]".
    • The news ticker in the opening cutscene for the earlier mission "Live! With Killbane" stated that a boy "[nagged] parents into purchasing adult elephant as pet".
  • There is no cash reward for completing this mission, but there is a $100,000 cash reward for completing "Gangstas in Space".
  • "Stag film" was a slang term for pornography in the early 20th century.
  • All aircraft can be destroyed before the "Fly to rear deck" objective, placing the mission in a stalemate.

Transcript

Prologue

Playa: "Pierce, how's the..."
Playa: "[Snarls]"
Pierce: "Well hey there boss!"
Playa: "Started drinking early, did you?"
Playa: "[Grumbles]"
Pierce: "That's what you do at these things."
Playa: "So everything's all set?"
Playa: "[Gargles]"
Pierce: "We're at the Broken Shillelagh right now putting on the finishing touches."
Playa: "I'll head over soon then."
Playa: "[Babbles]"
Pierce: "See you when I see you, boss."
Playa: "And try not to pass out before I get there."
Playa: "[Roars]"
Pierce: "Me? I'm fine. Promise."
— Pre-mission phone call

Cutscene #1

Playa: "We've lost a lot of friends getting to where we are, and that's never easy. But at least we know that wherever Gat is, he's got friends giving Saint Peter some hell."
Playa: "To Shaundi!"
Kinzie: "Oh my God."
Kinzie: "Well, if they blow up every building we're bound to be in one of them."
Playa: "Fuck that. We're breaking their little toy."

Gameplay

Pierce: "Boss, you better find a helicopter. Taking that thing out is all on you..."
Playa Female 1: "You're so helpful, Pierce."
Playa Female 2: "You're sitting this one out?"
Playa Female 3: "So I'm getting no help?"
Playa Male 1: "I'm not getting any help here?"
Playa Male 2: "You're leavin' me alone on this?"
Playa Male 3: "Can't I get a hand or two?"
Playa Zombie: "Grumbles"
Pierce: "We got our hands full gettin' the crew to safety."
Playa Female 1: "Fine, I can't argue with that. I'll bring that bastard down hard."
Playa Female 2: "Good. Stay out from under that thing. I would hate for Cyrus to land on you."
Playa Female 3: "Alright. I'll get Cyrus off our backs permanently."
Playa Male 1: "Right. Don't worry, Cyrus won't have that thing up there for long."
Playa Male 2: "Fair enough. I'll take care of Cyrus..."
Playa Male 3: "Great. Let's hope Cyrus won't have that thing up there very long."
Playa Zombie: "Roars"
Angel: "I hope you have a plan, we're losing people down here."
Oleg: "I'm trying to get people to shelter, but it's chaos down here."
Kinzie: "I can't get into any of the systems on that airship. I'll keep trying, but no promises."
— Mission Start
Playa Female 1: "No more turrets, no more bombarding my crew."
Playa Female 2: "Those turrets are a problem."
Playa Female 3: "Stop shooting my city."
Playa Male 1: "Alright, those turrets gotta go."
Playa Male 2: "Those turrets are fuckin' up the crew..."
Playa Male 3: "Bloody turrets."
Playa Zombie: "Growls"
— Announcing the "Destroy the cannons" objective
Playa Female 1: "That should help the boys out."
Playa Female 2: "That should make things easier.."
Playa Male 1: "The less things shooting at me, the better."
Playa Male 2: "That should buy them more time."
Playa Male 3: "That's better."
Playa Zombie: "Roars"
— After completing the "Destroy the cannons" objective
Playa Female 1: "This thing's armor is too thick. Gonna need larger explosions to hurt it."
Playa Female 2: "I'm not hurting it enough, Kinzie. We need to try something else."
Playa Female 3: "This thing's too armored. Going to try explosives."
Playa Male 1: "Kinzie, we're not doing enough damage to this thing. We gotta go big."
Playa Male 2: "Switchin' things up. I'm not causing enough damage to this thing."
Playa Male 3: "This plan isn't working. We need to think bigger."
Playa Zombie: "Sneers"
Kinzie: "Well, just be careful."
— "Not Making a Dent"
Playa Female 1: "One for Shaundi..."
Playa Female 2: "It will take a lot more than this."
Playa Male 1: "Well, that's one..."
Playa Male 2: "First bomb down."
Playa Zombie: "Growls"
— Planting the First bomb


Playa Female 1: "One for Viola..."
Playa Female 2: "At least one more."
Playa Male 1: "Maybe three will be enough?"
Playa Male 2: "Got two set."
Playa Zombie: "Gargles"
— Planting the Plant Second bomb
Playa Female 1: "Look at this fucking thing!"
Playa Female 2: "Holy fucking shit..."
Playa Female 3: "Oh my god... is that thing real?"
Playa Male 1: "Holy fucking shit..."
Playa Male 2: "Fuck me..."
Playa Male 3: "That... is the most beautiful sight I've ever laid eyes on."
Playa Zombie: "Garbled"
Kinzie: "Your tax dollars at work..."
Playa Female 1: "Well, not mine personally since I don't pay 'em, but maybe I should start!"
Playa Female 2: "Money well spent. I could kiss Cyrus for bringing this to me. I almost hate to destroy it."
Playa Female 3: "Where do they build something like that?"
Playa Male 1: "If I knew we bought shit like this with taxes, I'd start paying 'em...this is awesome."
Playa Male 2: "Since when did taxes pay for shit this cool..."
Playa Male 3: "God bless America."
Playa Zombie: "Mumbles"
Kinzie: "When this is over I'll steal the blue prints from the DoD. A few years we can probably build our own."
Playa Female 1: "Kinzie... I love you."
Playa Female 2: "Kinzie, you are my favorite person. Ever."
Playa Female 3: "Did I ever tell you you're my favorite?"
Playa Male 1: "I love you."
Playa Male 2: "I love you."
Playa Male 3: "Kinzie... I love you."
Playa Zombie: "Gargles"
— After taking off in the Condor
Playa Female 1: "One for my crew..."
Playa Female 2: "Three is good, four is better."
Playa Male 1: "Fuck it, one more for safety."
Playa Male 2: "One more and I'm done."
Playa Zombie: "Groans"
— Planting the Third bomb
Playa Female 1: "And one just for me..."
Playa Female 2: "Nothing could survive this blast."
Playa Male 1: "That should do it."
Playa Male 2: "All set."
Playa Zombie: "Mumbles"
— Planting the Fourth bomb
Cyrus: "The people dying below is on you and your "Saints"."
Playa Female 1: "Since when did we fly this in and open fire?"
Playa Female 2: "You fired on the city, Cyrus. I came here to stop you."
Playa Female 3: "Last time I checked we weren't the ones with the floating ship of death."
Playa Male 1: "Like hell it is. You chose to fire on the city."
Playa Male 2: "I don't see us blowing up a fucking city!"
Playa Male 3: "Like hell. You started this mess."
Playa Zombie: "Growls"
Cyrus: "After what you did on Magarac Island, I didn't have a choice, did I."
Playa Female 1: "What WE did? That was YOUR girl, not mine!"
Playa Female 2: "Your own bitch did that. Could you not tell from the stench?"
Playa Female 3: "That was your little protégé, Kia!"
Playa Male 1: "Are you kidding me? Your crazy bitch attack dog did that!"
Playa Male 2: "What we did? That shit was in your house, Cyrus!"
Playa Male 3: "You mental? That was the crazy lackey of yours!"
Playa Zombie: "Babbles"
Cyrus: "You can't lie your way out of this, I'm putting you down."
— Cyrus arrives
Playa Female 1: "Thanks for leaving these lying around."
Playa Female 2: "They've left me plenty of weapons. How nice."
Playa Male 1: "Well, at least I'll have enough weapons out here."
Playa Male 2: "At least they're stocked here."
Playa Zombie: "Grumbles"
— Call Out Weapons On Deck
Cyrus: "You'll never leave the Daedelus alive!"
Cyrus: "I've been a soldier longer than you've been alive. You can't defeat me."
Cyrus: "Luck won't save you this time."
— Cyrus Taunts
This is Temple. I need help on the deck.
— Cyrus requesting reinforcements

STAG: "Explosions on the deck! I repeat, explosions on the deck!"
Playa Female 1: "It's about time."
Playa Female 2: "Right on schedule."
Playa Female 3: "Time for some fireworks, Cyrus!"
Playa Male 1: "Looks like the fireworks have started."
Playa Male 2: "About time."
Playa Male 3: "Looks like the fireworks have started."
Playa Zombie: "Babbles"
Kinzie: "I'm detecting system failures all over that ship. Tell me you're getting out of there."
Playa Female 1: "Don't worry, Kinzie. I'm not getting blown up on another boat..."
Playa Female 2: "Patience, Kinzie. I still have work to do."
Playa Female 3: "Gotta take care of Temple first."
Playa Male 1: "Not until the job's done."
Playa Male 2: "Hold that thought, Kinzie..."
Playa Male 3: "Not until the job's done."
Playa Zombie: "Grumbles"
— Cyrus Low Health
STAG: "All personnel to your escape craft."
STAG: "Abandon the Daedalus. I repeat, abandon the Daedalus."
Playa Female 1: "We're here 'till the end, Temple!"
Playa Female 2: "The Daedalus is dead, Cyrus. Now it's your turn."
Playa Female 3: "Time's up, Cyrus."
Playa Male 1: "Come on, Temple, let's finish this!"
Playa Male 2: "I'm not leaving 'till it's finished, Temple!"
Playa Male 3: "Come on, Temple, let's finish this!"
Playa Zombie: "Roars"
— Time Running Out

Unsorted

Clear them out so we can bring in reinforcements.
— Kinzie, "Clear the Deck" line

Playa Female 1: "First turrets, now tanks..."
Playa Female 2: "There are tanks parked on the deck."
Playa Female 3: "They have a lot of tanks up here..."
Playa Male 1: "They've got tanks on the deck."
Playa Male 2: "Great...more tanks."
Playa Male 3: "They've got tanks on the deck."
Playa Zombie: "Growls"
— Clear the Deck
Playa Female 1: "This your idea of fair?"
Playa Female 2: "You want to fight me? Then we will fight."
Playa Female 3: "Is this how you wanna die?"
Playa Male 1: "That how you wanna play it, Cyrus?"
Playa Male 2: "You want this? Let's do it!"
Playa Male 3: "You sure you want to do this, Cyrus?!"
Playa Zombie: "Snarls"
— "Cyrus Finds You On Deck"
Playa Female 1: "Who says I needed that to kill your sorry ass anyway!"
Playa Female 2: "Nice try, Cyrus. I'm still going to kill you."
Playa Female 3: "Come down here and fight, pussy!"
Playa Male 1: "I don't need a plane to kill you Cyrus!"
Playa Male 2: "You think I need that to fuck you up?"
Playa Male 3: "That the best you can muster, Cyrus?"
Playa Zombie: "Garbled"
— "Cyrus Shoots You"
Playa Female 1: "Hope you planned on dying here!"
Playa Female 1: "Steelport's had enough of this shit!"
Playa Female 1: "Think you assholes can stop me?"
Playa Female 1: "Time for STAG to burn!"
Playa Female 2: "Get out of my town!"
Playa Female 2: "It's a long way down!"
Playa Female 2: "You are looking for me, no?"
Playa Female 2: "You intend to ride this all the way down?"
Playa Male 1: "Come and get me!"
Playa Male 1: "Let's see who saves Steelport now!"
Playa Male 1: "No one fucks with my city!"
Playa Male 1: "You're all going down with the ship!"
Playa Male 2: "Let's do this!"
Playa Male 2: "Show me what you got!"
Playa Male 2: "This is where STAG ends!"
Playa Male 2: "You want me? Come on!"
Playa Zombie: "Garbled"
Playa Zombie: "Grumbles"
Playa Zombie: "Grunts"
Playa Zombie: "Roars"
— Taunting Reinforcements

Cutscene #2

Cyrus Temple screams
Playa: "Nice landing, Cyrus."

Gameplay

Playa - Female 1: "Leaving now!"
Playa - Female 2: "And with time to spare."
Playa - Female 3: "Hoo boy. Time to leave."
Playa - Male 1: "Gotta go..."
Playa - Male 2: "Time to move!"
Playa - Male 3: "Not much time left!"
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"

Cutscene #3

Playa: "Kinzie, round up every Saint we can find...we're going on a field trip."
Jane Valderamma: "Even in a place that is no stranger to violence, today's assault on the city stands as the blackest time in Steelport's sordid history."
Jane Valderamma: "While the Government has yet to comment on the attack, we have a report -"
Playa: "No one runs, no one gets shot, understand?!"
Playa: "Sorry ..."
Playa: "Kinzie, you in the booth?"
Kinzie: "All set."
Playa: "I got a message for Monica Hughes and her stooges. Dear bitch: Steelport is under new management, and we don't answer to you. This is foreign soil now. Come at my city again, and you'll go home in a fucking box. Back to you."
Pierce: "Not bad. You could be a weatherman or some shit."
Playa: "I may have laid it on a little thick."
Pierce: "Well, you did just create a city-state."
Playa: "Good point. That reminds me: this place is gonna need a new mayor...how you feel about public office?"
Pierce: "It's a horrible idea. I'm in."
Playa: "Then, let's get to work."

Gallery

STAG Film party

The Saints meet at the Broken Shillelagh to celebrate Shaundi's life

STAG Film - Playa in opening cutscene

Playa delivers a eulogy

STAG Film Angel De LaMuerte Kinzie Kensington Pierce

The crowd, including Angel De LaMuerte, Kinzie Kensington, and Pierce, raise their drinks

STAG Film - Playa looking up at the Daedalus

STAG's Daedalus arrives

STAG Film - Daedalus firing

The Daedalus begins bombardment on Steelport

STAG Film F-69 VTOL

A fleet of F-69 VTOLs also bomb the city

STAG Film Cyrus Temple F-69 VTOL

Playa defeats Cyrus Temple in his black VTOL, and he crashes upside down into the Daedalus

STAG Film - Playa saluting Cyrus Temple's F-69 VTOL

Playa salutes Temple as his VTOL falls off the edge, sarcastically commenting on his "nice landing"

STAG Film - Daedalus and Playa's F-69 VTOL

Playa escapes in their own VTOL as the Daedalus explodes

STAG Film - Daedalus exploding

The Daedalus is destroyed

STAG Film Jane Valderamma newscast

Jane Valderamma in a Newscast

STAG Film - Zimos, Oleg, Playa, Pierce, Angel

The Saints interrupt the newscast to declare Steelport a city-state

STAG Film - Jane Valderamma after being interrupted by Local Psychopath

Jane Valderamma is flustered by Playa's announcement

STAG Film - Playa, Zimos, Kinzie, Oleg, Angel

As the Saints prepare to leave, Playa offers Pierce the job as mayor of Steelport

STAG Film - Kinzie, Oleg, Angel, Pierce

Pierce accepts

Saints Row The Third credits

The credits begin to roll as the game comes to an end. "Three Way" can be replayed if "Gangstas in Space" is yet to be completed

STAG Film failed - left Daedalus

Mission failure screen

STAG Film complete

Mission completion screen

Ui save 23 STAG film

UI image used when saving after this mission

STAG Film - Kill Cyrus objective

STAG Film - Kill Cyrus objective

Vultures on Saints HQ helipad during STAG Film

Choice of Saints helicopters (Vulture, left, and Tornado, right) to use during the mission

Daedalus - left

The Daedalus

STAG Film - Kinzie hair through glasses

STAG Film - Kinzie hair through glasses

STAG Film - end cutscene flight path

STAG Film - end cutscene flight path

STAG Film - toast

STAG Film - toast

STAG Film - Vultures

STAG Film - Vultures

STAG Film - Shaundi cutout

STAG Film - Shaundi cutout


References

  1. Twitter: @Gavin_J_Porter nope. Saving shaundi.
  2. Game: Saints Row IV
  3. Note: If "Gangstas in Space" has not been completed
  4. Image: STAG Film party


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