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Return to Steelport
Return to Steelport complete - without subtitles
"Return to Steelport" mission completion screen
Story arc

Morningstar (DeWynters)

Homies

Shaundi
Pierce
Zimos
Oleg
Angel De LaMuerte

Enemies

Marked: ?. Minimum kills: ?

Objectives
Rewards
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"Return to Steelport" is a mission in Saints Row: The Third.

The barbarians are at the gate--we need a general not an ambassador!
Return to Steelport intro
Killbane, claiming his right as Phillipe Loren's successor as leader of The Syndicate.

OverviewEdit

Following Loren's death and the apparent end of The Syndicate,[1] the Saints return to Stilwater to have a funeral for Johnny Gat. They are stalled in traffic due to the Hughes Memorial Bridge opening ceremony being unveiled by Monica Hughes in memory of her husband and the main antagonist of the first Saints Row, Richard Hughes. It is interrupted as the Luchadores pull a surprise attack on the Saints. The Saints attempt to escape, but Killbane and other Luchadores from afar send them into the water with Annihilator RPGs. There, the Saints discuss returning to Steelport to take down the rest of The Syndicate, with Oleg stating that he knows a couple of people who also hate The Syndicate and want to destroy it. Monica, angered over the sudden loss of her husband's bridge due to gang warfare, orders an emergency session at United States Congress, beginning the later formation of STAG.

The Saints look for a former FBI agent named Kinzie Kensington; they discover she is being held captive by the Deckers aboard a barge and free her.

After being freed, Kinzie sends Playa and Pierce to Safeword, a BDSM club, to find a pimp named Zimos. Pierce and Playa head over there and shake down a couple patrons and the manager to find out where they are hiding Zimos and then they go down in to the basement to free him. Zimos is tied up in front of a Pony Cart and the group need to hurry so they ride out of there on the rickshaw with Zimos as the horse.

When they lose the Morningstar chasing them, Playa and Pierce untie Zimos and go onto their next person of interest: Angel De LaMuerte, an old enemy of Killbane. Playa and Zimos head over to Angel's Gym and clear out the attacking Luchadores. Oleg arrives to help out. Together, Playa, Zimos, Oleg and Angel repel the attacking Luchadores and Brutes.

At an undisclosed Syndicate location, Killbane takes it upon himself to lead The Syndicate in Loren's place and orders Viola and Kiki DeWynter to do "Something. Anything!" before he wonders why he keeps "[those] bookends around". At the Saints HQ, Playa gives a rousing speech to the Saints, echoing the speeches made in "Reclamation" and "Three Kings", ending with the familiar "It's our time now. Let's get this shit started".

GameplayEdit

Return to Steelport - Kill the Morningstar

This mission automatically starts after completing "The Belgian Problem". If exited, and started from the Cellphone, the Hughes Memorial Bridge cutscene automatically plays again.[2]

Get to the barge

Get in the nearby Miami and drive southward to the barge Kinzie's being held in. In true Saints Row-style, players are advised to accelerate to max speed and drive straight into the lowered rear of the barge, sending the Miami through the air and well over halfway into the barge.

With enough speed, it is possible to land all the way at the back of the barge, avoiding most of the fighting with the Deckers.

Find Kinzie

Disembark, kill any Deckers nearby, and get to the bridge.

Untie Kinzie

Untie Kinzie Kensington to complete the first third of this mission.

Get to the BDSM club

Now with just Pierce, drive to the nearby Safeword BDSM club.

Grab the patrons
Find the owner

Talk to some of the kinky patrons to learn where the owner of the establishment is.

Interrogate the owner

Kill the few Morningstar in the owner's room and, after interrogating him.

Find Zimos

Head to the "pony barn"/basement to find Zimos.

Kill the Morningstar

A short chase scene takes place as the player must stop three other Pony Carts with a K-8 Krukov with infinite ammo; killing the enemies on the Pony Carts is all well and good, but killing the "driver" causes the Pony Cart to explode.

Find Angel

The final part of the mission tasks Playa and Zimos with finding Angel De LaMuerte. Despite what Kinzie says on the phone, there is no rush to reach Angel.

Kill the Luchadores

Upon reaching Angel's Gym, Oleg joins the fray and the player must defeat a host of Luchadores outside the gym, including an unarmed Brute. Head inside the gym when prompted to meet Angel.

Protect Angel

In the finale, players must kill many enemies, including several Brutes. Thankfully, Pierce has rejoined the group. As well as not providing much in the way of adequate cover, this part of the mission is also hard because Angel has a habit of constantly dying; players should always be ready to revive him and should prioritize the Brutes over other enemies. By killing the first Brute fast enough, players can pick up his Mini-Gun and hopefully use it to kill the other two Incinerator-wielding Brutes by shooting their fuel packs before they close in on the player or kill Angel. At the least, be prepared for a few close encounters with death. The mission actually ends after all the Brutes are dead, rather than when all the marked enemies are dead.

RewardsEdit

  • Cash awarded at the end of the mission
  • Angel's Gym unlocked
  • Kinzie's Warehouse unlocked
  • Zimos' Pad unlocked
  • Gimp-themed Gang Customization unlocked
  • The Penetrator unlocked


NewscastEdit

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Jane Valderamma: "For most people, sexual fetishes are left in the bedroom or the brothel. However, citizens here in Steelport were recently exposed to the darker side of the equestrian world. Several pony carts were used as getaway vehicles during a shootout on the streets of the city. The carts, pulled by people dressed in leather straps and wearing bridles, turned the heads of both the disgusted and the aroused. Not one witness could give a description of the drivers who were shooting each other, most stating they were too busy trying to figure out how the horse tails were attached. This is Jane Valderamma with your Steelport Recreational News."

TriviaEdit

  • This is the only mission in Saints Row: The Third to feature all three of The Syndicate's gangs: the Deckers, the Morningstar, and the Luchadores.
  • Despite Oleg mentioning taking the Saints to people who hate The Syndicate in the plural, he only leads them to one person: Kinzie Kensington. The other two people introduced in this mission, Zimos and Angel De LaMuerte, are both located by Kinzie.
  • Inside the barge Kinzie is held up in, is a small poster of the Stilwater Sharks.
  • The Pony Cart is a vehicle exclusive to this mission.
  • After escaping the Morningstar on the Pony Cart with Zimos, Pierce stands idle and can be recruited. Regardless, he joins the fight at Angel's Gym and also appear in the final two cutscenes.
  • When first arriving to the fight outside Angel's Gym, Angel is outside the gym shooting at Luchadores with an AR-55. The cutscene does not start until going inside.
  • Oleg does not join the fight outside Angel's Gym until the Brute and a certain number of Luchadores have been defeated.
  • There is a Bootlegger parked outside the Angel's Gym that cannot be entered nor damaged, indicating that this is Angel's car, although he drives a Saints Atlantica when called as a Homie.
  • Playa's line, "It's our time now--let's get this shit started.", is used by Julius in Saints Row[3] and Playa in Saints Row 2.[4]
  • The opening of the mission is the third time a funeral has been interrupted; the first being Marshall Winslow's funeral, which was disrupted by the Saints in "Hail to the Chief" in Saints Row and the second being Aisha's in Saints Row 2 which was crashed by The Ronin during Rest in Peace.
  • Temporary Weapons picked up during this mission remain equipped upon completion.
  • Civilians in Saints Row IV mention the bridge explosion in idle dialogue.

TranscriptEdit

Cutscene #1Edit

Monica: "When I left Stilwater for the Senate, I vowed not to forget my hometown roots. My husband gave his life defending Stilwater from gang violence. It is my greatest privilege to honor him with this bridge."
Killbane: "Time for the high spot, boys."
Shaundi (subtitle): "Who the hell are these guys?"
Shaundi (audio): "Who are these guys?"
Pierce: "Whoever this crew is, they float pretty damn good."
Oleg: "They're Killbane's thugs."
Playa: "Kill-who?"
Oleg: "He's the Syndicate's attack dog."
Shaundi: "What he did to Johnny's funeral... that's over the fucking limit."
Oleg: "He doesn't care about rules of engagement."
Playa: "No rules? I can work with that."
Oleg: "You're not ready to fight the Syndicate."
Shaundi: "Watch us."
Playa: "Just relax, Shaundi. Alright big man, what do you got?"
Oleg: "There are others who hate the Syndicate as much as you do. I will take you to them."
Monica: "Can you believe this? On my husband's bridge! No, no, I will not calm down. I'm heading back to the Hill. Book an emergency session. Goddamn it--this is war!"
— Opening cutscene

GameplayEdit

Playa - Female 1: "So you know who we're after?"
Playa - Female 2: "Where are we starting?"
Playa - Female 3: "Who's at the top of the list?"
Playa - Male 1: "Alright who's first..."
Playa - Male 2: "You know who we're getting?"
Playa - Male 3: "Who's up first?"
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
Pierce: "We're picking up a girl named Kinzie Kensington... the Deckers are holdin' her on a barge on the river."
Shaundi: "What's her deal?"
Pierce: "Oleg said she was with the FBI..."
Playa - Female 1: "Are you shitting me?"
Playa - Female 2: "Oleg better be having his loyalties straight..."
Playa - Female 3: "You're joking."
Playa - Male 1: "The fuck you say?"
Playa - Male 2: "I better have heard that wrong."
Playa - Male 3: "That some kind of joke?"
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Pierce: "Don't stress, she was kicked out."
Shaundi: "So we're getting a shitty fed?"
Pierce: "Don't start hating because we're getting a new girl."
Shaundi: "Are you serious?"
Pierce: "I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'."
Shaundi: "I'm not jealous."
Pierce: "Who said jealous? That's all on you, girl."
Shaundi: "Oh my god."
Playa - Female 1: "Yeah, yeah, great sexual tension. What got her kicked out?"
Playa - Female 2: "Enough with the flapping of gums. If the feds are not wanting her, why are we?"
Playa - Female 3: "Not now! What else do we need to know?"
Playa - Male 1: "Flirt later, why was Kinzie booted?"
Playa - Male 2: "Can we get back to the whole fed thing?"
Playa - Male 3: "Either get a room or tell me about Kinzie."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Pierce: "Oleg didn't give me all the details, but he made it sound like Kinzie was about to out the Syndicate so the Deckers set her up for a fall."
Shaundi: "I hope she's worth the hassle."
Pierce: "Only one way to find out... we gotta get on that barge."
— Mission Start
Pierce: "What the hell these guys wearin'?"
Playa - Female 1: "Looks like the Bleak Line by Christoph Valkerie..."
Playa - Female 2: "A projection of their feelings of abandonment and their resentment of broader society."
Playa - Female 3: "I dunno, but it kinda turns me on..."
Playa - Male 1: "Seriously, neo-cyber punk fashion was so 3 years ago."
Playa - Male 2: "Always thought neo-cyber punk was overrated."
Playa - Male 3: "No kidding. Don't these chavs know neo-cyber punk was so last decade?"
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
Pierce: "What."
Playa - Female 1: "You found the fed yet?"
Playa - Female 2: "Just shoot them, Pierce."
Playa - Female 3: "Nothing. Find that fed!"
Playa - Male 1: "Let's focus on finding the fed."
Playa - Male 2: "So, found the fed yet?"
Playa - Male 3: "What? I didn't say anything. Find that fed!"
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Encounter Deckers"
Playa - Female 1: "I'm guessin' you're Kinzie Kensington?"
Playa - Female 2: "Kinzie Kensington, yes?"
Playa - Female 3: "Kinzie, right?"
Playa - Male 1: "Kinzie Kensington?"
Playa - Male 2: "Lemme guess; Kinzie Kensington?"
Playa - Male 3: "Kinzie Kensington?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kinzie: "Yep."
Shaundi: "You don't seem that excited about being rescued."
Kinzie: "I'm waiting to see if you were sent to kill me."
Pierce: "Girl's pragmatic... I like her."
Kinzie: "So whaddya want with me? You don't look like feds."
Pierce: "We heard that you know people who hate the Syndicate as much as we do."
— Upon finding Kinzie

Cutscene #2Edit

Kinzie: "Well, the DeWynters are keeping Zimos at Safeword."
Playa - Female 1: "Translation please."
Playa - Female 2: "Ack. A girly drink for girly men."
Playa - Female 3: "...you're gonna need to be a little more speci--"
Playa - Male 1: "What."
Playa - Male 2: "Uh huh..."
Playa - Male 3: "...right. Um, wha--"
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
Kinzie: "The DeWynters are the twin sisters that run prostitution in Steelport. Zimos was their competition, so the sisters locked him up."
Kinzie: "And Safeword is just a BDSM club that caters to various acts of perversion. The name comes from wh-"
Shaundi: "We got it."
Kinzie: "Mine's "Tea Cup"."
Shaundi: "I'll get her outta here. Have fun at the gimp show."
— Cutscene 2

GameplayEdit

Kinzie: "Forgot to say thanks for freeing me."
Playa - Female 1: "You can thank me by finding a third person to help."
Playa - Female 2: "Can you find others who oppose the Syndicate?"
Playa - Female 3: "You want to thank me, then help me take down the Syndicate. Know anyone else besides this Zimos that we could use?"
Playa - Male 1: "You and this Zimos guy makes two. Usually I get three people to help me..."
Playa - Male 2: "No problem. Though without a third person this won't feel right..."
Playa - Male 3: "You and this Zimos chap make two... I'm used to rolling with three."
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
Kinzie: "I think I know someone who'd help but I gotta find him first. I'll call you when I have a location."
— "Kinzie Call to Say Thanks"
Playa - Female 1: "What sort of kink they have at a place like this?"
Playa - Female 2: "You visit clubs like this often?"
Playa - Female 3: "You into this kinda stuff?"
Playa - Male 1: "You ever been to one of these clubs?"
Playa - Male 2: "So what's the etiquette for this kind of place?"
Playa - Male 3: "You ever been to one of these clubs?"
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
Pierce: "I look like I'd go to one of those clubs?"
Playa - Female 1: "I bet you'd be into some nasty shit if you tried it."
Playa - Female 2: "The way you and Shaundi are always at it, I could see her--"
Playa - Female 3: "You do spend a lot of money on body wax..."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm just sayin', powerful guy, stressful job..."
Playa - Male 2: "You ain't seein' anybody. Figure you get your kink on the side."
Playa - Male 3: "You never can tell."
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
Pierce: "Stop talking."
Playa - Female 1: "Oh my God! You totally would!"
Playa - Female 2: "Too shy to ask? If you ever are wanting to try it, I would be happy--"
Playa - Female 3: "What's your safeword? Shoes?"
Playa - Male 1: "That's what I thought."
Playa - Male 2: "See, that wasn't a no."
Playa - Male 3: "So defensive... Did I hit a nerve?"
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Pierce: "Shut up."
— "Drive to BDSM Club"
Playa - Female 1: "So where do we start looking?"
Playa - Female 2: "How are we to be finding this guy?"
Playa - Female 3: "How we gonna find this guy?"
Playa - Male 1: "How the hell are we supposed to find this guy..."
Playa - Male 2: "Any ideas?"
Playa - Male 3: "How do we even find this bloke?"
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
Pierce: "Shake people down... someone's gotta know where they're keeping our boy."
— "Enter BDSM"
Playa - Female 1: "Either take me to Zimos, or I'm gonna beat your sorry ass..."
Playa - Female 2: "Tell me where to find Zimos, or I will beat the shit out of you."
Playa - Female 3: "Tell me where Zimos is or I'm gonna pound your face in--"
Playa - Male 1: "Tell me where Zimos is or I'm gonna beat you stupid..."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm looking for Zimos. Start talkin' or I start leavin' marks..."
Playa - Male 3: "Tell me where Zimos is or I'll beat the fuck out of you!"
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
Interrogation: "OH YES!"
Playa - Female 1: "Seriously? Ew..."
Playa - Female 2: "Don't fuck around with me old m--wait, what?"
Playa - Female 3: "Mierda..."
Playa - Male 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."
Playa - Male 2: "What the fuck, man..."
Playa - Male 3: "...unexpected..."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Interrogation: "The manager's upstairs, he'd know! Just hit me! I've been bad!"
— "Interrogate Floor2"
Playa - Female 1: "The manager, where is he?"
Playa - Female 2: "You are the manager, yes?"
Playa - Female 3: "You the manager?"
Playa - Male 1: "You the manager?"
Playa - Male 2: "Tell me where the manager is."
Playa - Male 3: "Are you the manager?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
Interrogation: "I don't know anything, I'm just here for a bachelor party!"
Playa - Female 1: "Dammit..."
Playa - Female 2: "Bah."
Playa - Female 3: "What is wrong with you people..."
Playa - Male 1: "Ugh..."
Playa - Male 2: "Well fuck..."
Playa - Male 3: "For fuck's sake..."
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
— "Interrogate Upstairs 2"
Playa - Female 1: "Zimos, where is he?"
Playa - Female 2: "Where is Zimos?"
Playa - Female 3: "Where's Zimos!"
Playa - Male 1: "Where's Zimos!"
Playa - Male 2: "Take me to Zimos!"
Playa - Male 3: "I need to find Zimos!"
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Interrogation: "If I say anything the DeWynter sisters will cut me off!"
Playa - Female 1: "Funny, I was thinking of cutting something off too..."
Playa - Female 2: "I am here. They are not. If anyone will be doing the cutting..."
Playa - Female 3: "I'd worry about ME cutting something off."
Playa - Male 1: "If you don't say anything something else is getting cut off..."
Playa - Male 2: "Funny, I was thinkin' of cutting something off too..."
Playa - Male 3: "Start talking or other things are gonna get cut off."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Interrogation: "He's in the pony barn! Alright?"
— "Interrogate"
Pierce: "If I never see this place again, it'll be too soon."
Playa - Female 1: "I'm going to have to bathe in hand sanitizer..."
Playa - Female 2: "I will want the hand sanitizer after this."
Playa - Female 3: "I need hand sanitizer."
Playa - Male 1: "Remind me to get some hand sanitizer after this."
Playa - Male 2: "Got any of that sanitizer stuff? I don't wanna know what's on me..."
Playa - Male 3: "Don't suppose you'd have any hand sanitizer?"
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
Pierce: "Don't worry, we'll get a box of that shit."
— "Head to Pony Barn"

Cutscene #3Edit

Pierce: "How we gonna find Zimos? Look for the cat in here who isn't excited to be eating a ball gag?"
Playa: "Or just look for the guy with a rhinestone Z on his back."
Pierce: "Get the fuck outta here man -"
Pierce: "Well. Shit. That's convenient."
Goon: "They went this way!"
Playa: "Shit..."
Playa: "We dont[sic] got time, Zimos!"
Playa: "MUSH!"
— Cutscene 3

GameplayEdit

Playa - Female 1: "Come on boy, faster!"
Playa - Female 2: "Smack his ass, Pierce. Make him go faster."
Playa - Female 3: "Can't he go faster?"
Playa - Male 1: "Can't this guy go any faster?"
Playa - Male 2: "Step on the gas, man."
Playa - Male 3: "Can't this guy go faster?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Pierce: "Don't think it works that way..."
— "Pony Cart Chase 2"

Cutscene #4Edit

Playa: "Sorry about making you, ya know...pull us around."
Zimos: "This is a rescue, right? This ain't some elaborate set up for a gang bang?"
Pierce: "Why you gotta put that image in my head, bro?"
Zimos: "I'll go with rescue then. I'd shake your hand, but these floors are a little sticky if you know what I'm sayin'."
Playa: "I'm good."
Playa: "Find a moist towellete or somethin'. Sup?"
Kinzie: "I found the guy I was talking about..."
— Cutscene 4

GameplayEdit

Kinzie: "His name's Angel De LaMuerte, he was Killbane's tag team partner until he went crazy."
Playa - Female 1: "Who went crazy? Angel, or Killbane?"
Playa - Female 2: "So Angel is crazy? Or did you mean Killbane?"
Playa - Female 3: "Until which one went crazy?"
Playa - Male 1: "Until Angel went crazy, or Killbane went crazy?"
Playa - Male 2: "Who went crazy? Angel, or Killbane?"
Playa - Male 3: "Till who went crazy? Angel or Killbane?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kinzie: "I should probably look into that. The point is: Angel hates Killbane more than you do... he should be willing to help."
Playa - Female 1: "Got a location?"
Playa - Female 2: "Good work Kinzie. Where is he?"
Playa - Female 3: "Where's he at?"
Playa - Male 1: "Where do I find him?"
Playa - Male 2: "So let's pick him up. Where's he at?"
Playa - Male 3: "Where is he?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kinzie: "That's the tricky part... the Luchadores are attacking him at the gym right now, you should probably hurry before he gets killed."
Playa - Female 1: "And that didn't come first why?"
Playa - Female 2: "Why are you not telling me that first?"
Playa - Female 3: "Chica, that's the type of shit that needs to come first!"
Playa - Male 1: "Why didn't you start with that?"
Playa - Male 2: "And you're just bringing that up now?"
Playa - Male 3: "Don't you think you should have led with that?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kinzie: "You ask too many questions. I'd hurry up, you're on the clock."
Zimos: "Thanks, playa, I appreciate you bustin' me out."
Playa - Female 1: "You're welcome, and let's forget it ever happened..."
Playa - Female 2: "We shall never speak of this again."
Playa - Female 3: "Don't mention it. Like ever. I'm serious."
Playa - Male 1: "Don't mention it... like, ever."
Playa - Male 2: "I appreciate us never talkin' about it again."
Playa - Male 3: "Never. Speak of this. Again."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
— "Rescue Zimos"
Playa - Female 1: "Time to mount a rescue, Z."
Playa - Female 2: "Come on, Z. We have to mount a rescue."
Playa - Female 3: "Come on, Zimos. We're going to mount a rescue."
Playa - Male 1: "Come on, Z. We've got a rescue to mount."
Playa - Male 2: "Time to mount a rescue, Zimos."
Playa - Male 3: "C'mon Zimos. Time to mount a rescue."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Zimos: "Don't say "mount"."
Playa - Female 1: "So no "saddle up" comments, either?"
Playa - Female 2: "We have to ride to the rescue."
Playa - Female 3: "Saddle up?"
Playa - Male 1: "I take it "saddle up" is out too?"
Playa - Male 2: "How about "you ready to ride"?"
Playa - Male 3: "Saddle up, partner?"
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Zimos: "If you didn't just bust me out, I'd be walkin' the other way."
— "Take Zimos to Casino"
Playa - Female 1: "Z, you doin' alright?"
Playa - Female 2: "How are you enjoying your new freedom, Zimos?"
Playa - Female 3: "You ok, Z?"
Playa - Male 1: "How you holding up Z?"
Playa - Male 2: "You holding up ok, Zimos?"
Playa - Male 3: "You alright, Zimos?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
Zimos: "I wish you let me go home and change, brother, what I got on ain't exactly comfortable..."
Oleg: "You are weak, old man."
Zimos: "Listen big boy, I don't see you running around with a horsetail up your ass..."
Oleg: "I was poked and proded for years by Loren's scientists, so spare me about your "discomfort"."
Zimos: "Yeah, you win."
— "Zimos Bitch"
Zimos: "Uh... what the hell is that thing?"
Playa - Female 1: "Didn't know about Loren's brutes?"
Playa - Female 2: "Loren was into cloning. You knew this, yes?"
Playa - Female 3: "You haven't seen Loren's science experiments?"
Playa - Male 1: "What, you've never seen Loren's science project?"
Playa - Male 2: "Never seen a clone before?"
Playa - Male 3: "You haven't seen Loren's science projects before?"
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
Zimos: "No, that's new."
— "Notice Brute"
Playa - Female 1: "Zimos, this is Oleg."
Playa - Female 2: "Oleg! I'm glad you made it!"
Playa - Female 3: "You made it."
Playa - Male 1: "Nice of you to show up, Oleg."
Playa - Male 2: "Oleg, nice timing."
Playa - Male 3: "Nice of you to show up."
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Oleg: "I'm not too late to the party, am I?"
Playa - Female 1: "There's plenty to go around. Let's get in there and find Angel."
Playa - Female 2: "It would not be the same without you, comrade. Let's go find Angel."
Playa - Female 3: "Don't worry, we left you some. Time to find Angel."
Playa - Male 1: "Don't worry, there's pleanty of people left to kill. Let's head inside and find Angel."
Playa - Male 2: "Don't worry: pleanty of Luchadores to fuck up..."
Playa - Male 3: "Plenty to go around. Let's find Angel."
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
— "Exterior Brute Dead"
Kinzie calls Playa
Kinzie: "What are you doing?"
Playa - Female 1: "What do you need, Kinzie?"
Playa - Female 2: "Talking to you..."
Playa - Female 3: "What?"
Playa - Male 1: "Kinzie? Why are you calling me?"
Playa - Male 2: "What you told me to: getting Angel."
Playa - Male 3: "Kinzie? Why did you ring?"
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kinzie: "Why are you wasting time? Angel's inside."
Playa - Female 1: "How do you know we're not?"
Playa - Female 2: "I know he is, we--wait, how do you know where we are?"
Playa - Female 3: "I know he's--wait how do you know where we are?"
Playa - Male 1: "I know he's... how do you know I'm outside?"
Playa - Male 2: "Well yeah, but... wait, you know I'm outside?"
Playa - Male 3: "I know tha--wait... how'd you locate me?"
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Kinzie: "I'm following the GPS on your phone."
Playa - Female 1: "Wait, what?"
Playa - Female 2: "How thoughtful of you. Why?"
Playa - Female 3: "How the...?"
Playa - Male 1: "You're what?"
Playa - Male 2: "That's a little creepy..."
Playa - Male 3: "You're what?"
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kinzie: "Don't worry about it, just go inside."
Playa - Female 1: "Ok, but don't do that again."
Playa - Female 2: "Let me do my job."
Playa - Female 3: "Dammit Kinzie, I use this phone in the bathroom."
Playa - Male 1: "I will, just... stop doing that."
Playa - Male 2: "Yeah... I'll do that..."
Playa - Male 3: "Yeah yeah. Just... stop following me. Sort of."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
— Labelled "Nag", occurs if Playa delays going inside

Cutscene #5Edit

Angel: "You're not one Loren's brutes."
Oleg: "And you are not one of Killbane's Luchadores..."
Playa: "Yeah, but they are."
— Cutscene 5

GameplayEdit

Oleg: "Leave this imposter to me..."
Zimos: "What, that means everyone else is on us?"
Angel: "It's not fair..."
Zimos: "That's what I'm sayin'. I'm down for pussy, not getting shot at."
Angel: "No, for them."
Playa - Female 1: "Now that's what I like to hear."
Playa - Female 2: "We're going to get along just fine."
Playa - Female 3: "I like this one."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm gonna like hanging out with you."
Playa - Male 2: "Cocky as hell... I like that."
Playa - Male 3: "We're going to get on just fine."
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "1st Wave"

Brute: "Fa-ther..."
Oleg: "You are no child of mine... just an abomination."
— "Brute Grapple"

Zimos: "What the fuck is that guy carrying?!"
Playa - Female 1: "Shit, mini-gun!"
Playa - Female 2: "That would be a mini-gun."
Playa - Female 3: "Mini-gun. Shit."
Playa - Male 1: "Mini-gun up top!"
Playa - Male 2: "A fucking mini-gun!"
Playa - Male 3: "Mini-gun up above!"
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— "Call Out Minigun Brute"

Pierce: "Holy shit. That fucker on the balcony has a mini-gun!"
Angel: "Take Cover!"
Oleg: "I'll take care of this."
Angel: "That brute is coming off the top!"
— "Casino Fight"

Zimos: "You gonna pick up that big fuckin' gun, or what?"
Playa - Female 1: "Yeah yeah, I'll get to it!"
Playa - Female 2: "I'll be there, have patience!"
Playa - Female 3: "A little patience goes a long way."
Playa - Male 1: "Little busy here, I'm getting to it!"
Playa - Male 2: "When I get to it!"
Playa - Male 3: "Give me a bloody second!"
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
— "Brute Mini gun"
Be careful, they have flame throwers!
— Angel, "Flamer Brute"

Playa - Female 1: "That's what I'm talkin' about..."
Playa - Female 2: "That is a good start."
Playa - Female 3: "We're done here."
Playa - Male 1: "That's what I'm talkin' about..."
Playa - Male 2: "Shit, that was easy..."
Playa - Male 3: "That'll do."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
[when?]

Cutscene #6Edit

Killbane is addressing Matt Miller and the DeWynter sisters in the back room of the 3 Count Casino
Killbane: "Well, ladies and gentleman, Phillipe is dead and we are at a crossroads. And the question is: who will lead The Syndicate to a new era."
Matt: "Viola and Kiki were Mr. Loren's right hands. Shouldn't they be the ones who-"
Killbane strikes Matt with a chair, knocking him out cold.
Killbane: "I had someone else in mind."
Viola: "Excuse me?"
The scene changes to the Saints HQ
Playa: "The Syndicate has to answer for what they did... and this time, we're taking the fight to them."
Playa: "Since we don't know Steelport I brought in some people who do. This is Kinzie, Zimos, and Angel.."
The scene changes to Killbane
Killbane: "The barbarians are at the gate--we need a general not an ambassador!"
Kiki: "Calm down, Eddie..."
Killbane: "What did you call me?"
Viola: "What'd you like us to do, Killbane?"
Killbane: "Something. Anything! Before I wonder why I keep you bookends around."
The scene changes to the Saints HQ
Playa: "Talk to one of these guys, they'll have things for you to do. It's our time now--let's get this shit started."
— End Cutscene

UnusedEdit

Playa - Female 1: "What's your deal, honey?"
Playa - Female 2: "How can you best help the Saints, Kinzie?"
Playa - Female 3: "So what makes you so special?"
Playa - Male 1: "So what's your story?"
Playa - Male 2: "So how come you got kicked from the feds?"
Playa - Male 3: "So what's your story, love?"
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Kinzie: "I know everything."
Playa - Female 1: "Yeah, sure..."
Playa - Female 2: "Everthing covers a lot of territory."
Playa - Female 3: "Whatchu mean 'everything'?"
Playa - Male 1: "Ok..."
Playa - Male 2: "Sure you do..."
Playa - Male 3: "That so?"
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
Kinzie: "You were recruited by Julius Little after being caught in the crossfire between the Vice Kings and Los Carnales. The fight started because a Vice King named LeVar didn't like "bitches disrespecting him". You didn't talk much then, but knew a lot about shoes."
Playa - Female 1: "Wow. That's pretty good."
Playa - Female 2: "Impressive. That was not in my biography."
Playa - Female 3: "Well played..."
Playa - Male 1: "You're good."
Playa - Male 2: "You weren't kidding."
Playa - Male 3: "Impressive."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kinzie: "I know. Anyway, the FBI cyber crime division assigned me to the Deckers case. Once I got too close Matt Miller came for me."
Playa - Female 1: "So Miller's a top-notch hitman?"
Playa - Female 2: "I do not know this man. He's Phillipe's henchman?"
Playa - Female 3: "What is he... bounty hunter?"
Playa - Male 1: "He a hitman?"
Playa - Male 2: "So they put a hit on you?"
Playa - Male 3: "Hitman?"
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kinzie: "Worse. He's the world's most dangerous hacker. He discredited me, got me fired, then had me abducted."
Playa - Female 1: "Don't worry, that's not gonna happen again."
Playa - Female 2: "You are a Saint now. Family. And family takes care of each other. We will deal with this hacker."
Playa - Female 3: "We'll take care of him for you."
Playa - Male 1: "Stick with the Saints and we'll make sure he gets what's coming to him."
Playa - Male 2: "Don't worry about that shit now. Stick with the Saints and we'll help you out."
Playa - Male 3: "Stick with the Saints, and you won't have to worry about him anymore."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— Labelled "Kinzie Development", this unused dialogue references both "The Streets of Stilwater", the opening cutscene of Saints Row; and "What Goes Up...", the final mission in the Carnales story arc in Saints Row, where Playa said one of their four lines in the game (regarding shoes).
Playa - Female 1: "Killbane must have a lot of hate for you."
Playa - Female 2: "Killbane must hate you a great deal."
Playa - Female 3: "You and Killbane don't seem to get along."
Playa - Male 1: "Looks like Killbane isn't your number one fan."
Playa - Male 2: "Killbane must be really gunning for you."
Playa - Male 3: "Killbane doesn't seem like your #1 fan."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Angel: "I don't expect you to understand."
Angel: "It wasn't always that way."
Playa - Female 1: "You got a history?"
Playa - Female 2: "You were comrades once, yes?"
Playa - Female 3: "How so?"
Playa - Male 1: "What do you mean?"
Playa - Male 2: "That so?"
Playa - Male 3: "How so?"
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Angel: "I trained him, taught him how to fight, how to work a crowd..."
Playa - Female 1: "And how's that a bad thing?"
Playa - Female 2: "What happened?"
Playa - Female 3: "And this is how he shows his gratitude?"
Playa - Male 1: "Then why's he want you dead?"
Playa - Male 2: "You helped him and now he wants you dead?"
Playa - Male 3: "So why does he--?"
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Angel: "I was always the favorite, he could never get over. It drove him mad."
Playa - Female 1: "So he tried to kill you? What a douche."
Playa - Female 2: "He wanted to kill you for having more fans?"
Playa - Female 3: "So he tried to kill you?"
Playa - Male 1: "He wants to kill you because you were more popular than him?"
Playa - Male 2: "So he tried to kill you?"
Playa - Male 3: "He wanted you dead because he didn't get voted Prom King?"
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Angel: "No, he wanted to humiliate me first. That's why he took off my mask."
Playa - Female 1: "You don't look so bad without it."
Playa - Female 2: "You couldn't get a new one?"
Playa - Female 3: "Mask?"
Playa - Male 1: "So?"
Playa - Male 2: "Mask? So?"
Playa - Male 3: "I'm not sure that I follow..."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— Labelled "Angel Development"
Playa - Female 1: "Killbane won't stop coming after you, Angel. How'd you like to do something about that?"
Playa - Female 2: "You cannot hold Killbane off forever, Angel. Join with us, and we will end him for good."
Playa - Female 3: "You just gonna sit around waiting for Killbane to finish the job, Angel?"
Playa - Male 1: "Angel... you gonna keep sitting around waiting for Killbane to take you out or you gonna do something about it?"
Playa - Male 2: "Here's the thing, Angel. Either you can stay here and wait to die, or come with us and do something about it."
Playa - Male 3: "Angel... you just gonna sit around waiting for Killbane to take you out?"
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Angel: "What do you have in mind?"
Playa - Female 1: "We take it to Killbane."
Playa - Female 2: "Go on the offensive. Make Killbane fight our way."
Playa - Female 3: "We take the fight to him."
Playa - Male 1: "We take the fight to Killbane."
Playa - Male 2: "Take this shit straight to Killbane."
Playa - Male 3: "We bring the fight to Killbane."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Angel: "You'll never survive."
Playa - Female 1: "Eh, if you wanna bitch out that's on you. But I thought you actually had some balls..."
Playa - Female 2: "You are wrong. I will introduce Killbane to his grave. But if you'd rather sit this one out..."
Playa - Female 3: "Maybe. But at least I'll go down swinging, which is more than I can say for you."
Playa - Male 1: "Cut the fatalistic bullshit. You wanna help? Help. You don't? Get the fuck out of my way."
Playa - Male 2: "Look, this is happening with or without you. Thought maybe you just wanted to be part of it."
Playa - Male 3: "Funny thing about me: I'm remarkably hard to kill. Now you gonna help or not?"
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Angel: "Alright...I'll train you."
Playa - Female 1: "Right on."
Playa - Female 2: "Good. I'll be be in touch."
Playa - Female 3: "Good. I'll be around."
Playa - Male 1: "Right on. I'll call you when I need you."
Playa - Male 2: "Then lay low and I'll call ya soon."
Playa - Male 3: "Now that's what I like to hear."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— Labelled "Brutes Dead"

Angel: "I'm going upstairs!"
Oleg: "I'm heading upstairs!"
Zimos: "I'll check out upstairs!"
— Labelled "Go"

Angel: "There's too many of them!"
Oleg: "I need support!"
Zimos: "Little help'd be nice!"
— Labelled "Need"

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ReferencesEdit

  1. 1.0 1.1 Mission: The Belgian Problem
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  3. Cutscene: Divide and Conquer
  4. Cutscene: Welcome to the Third Street Saints
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