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Signature sword used by the Deckers gang.
— Weapon description
(from Nocturne)

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Benjamin King
If only Angela could see me now. My sister never would believe any of this.
— Benjamin King - Random line spoken while on The Ship

Benjamin King
My name is Benjamin muthafuckin' King. I'm the man who took my crew from being a bunch of baby gangstas in Sunnyvale to being one of the most influential and feared forces in the god damn city.
— Benjamin King, during a heated argument with his lieutenant Warren Williams.[1]

Benjamin King
Damn good work, Tony. I'll stop by after I pay a visit to Hughes.
— Benjamin King in the The Generation Gap cutscene

Benjamin King
Don't worry about it. Look, if it was one of mine I'll take care of it, but I'm tellin' ya, I don't care what colors they were wearing, it was that crew from Saint's Row I was tellin' you about. No, I'm not makin' any excu-- I will. Tell your wife I said hello. Goodbye, Alderman.
— Benjamin King in the Boiling Point cutscene

Benjamin King
I'll have Monroe put some pressure on the Saints. While they're distracted, it should be easy to take back what's ours. Everything else is business as usual, understood? Now, this meeting is over.
— Benjamin King in the "All the King's Men" cutscene

Benjamin King
Okay, it looks like the cops have been getting in on some of King's protection rackets; that's why they've been goin' so easy on the VKs. We gotta go public with this shit. Now if we--
— Dex in the Subtlety is the Key cutscene

Benjamin King
The Vice Kings are named after one guy: Benjamin King. That shit don't happen unless you're a professional or a bad ass, and in King's case, he's both.
— Johnny Gat in the Woman Troubles cutscene

Benjamin King
Don't let his philanthropy fool you; this guy is the same banger he was in the 70's,[sic] he just traded in his bandana[sic] for a suit and tie.
Undercover officer, during their report on the Vice Kings to Chief Monroe.[2]

Benjamin King
The Vice Kings are named after one guy: Benjamin King. That shit don't happen unless you're a professional or a bad ass, and in King's case, he's both.
Johnny Gat, introducing Playa to the Vice Kings.[3]

Benjamin King
You've been puttin' yourself before the crew...
— Warren Williams in the We Need to Talk cutscene

Benjamin King
Fuck! Listen carefully, playa. Benjamin King just called. It seems like one of his boys got a big head and tried to take him out. He's pinned down in the park right now and needs some help. Now, what happens to King may not mean shit to you, but him and me, we got history. I owe King from way back in the day, and he ain't gonna eat it if I can help it. You're gonna go out there and save his ass, understand? I ain't fuckin' around, playa, you bring King back here safe. You feel me?
— Julius, briefly informing Playa of his and King's past, and ordering Playa to save King.[4]

Benjamin King
Everybody, calm the fuck down. We ain't gonna start a war every time some muthafuckas act hard.
— King, upon learning of Kingdom Come Records' destruction and the loss of Prawn Court.[5]

Benjamin King
So does Julius ever talk about growing up in Sunnyvale? What, you thought he was from the Row? The problem with burying the past is that you forget about it, you know what I'm sayin?
— King, discussing Julius' past with Playa.[6]

Benjamin King
I bet Julius gave ya the whole "I don't care what flags they're flyin" speech, didn't he? I wrote that shit years ago, and the mother fucker hasn't forgot it...
— King, discussing Julius' past with Playa.[6]

Benjamin King
Your easy to talk to, you know that? I don't gotta worry about you interrupting me or any of that shit... That was Warrens problem...that mother fucker never knew when to shut up and listen...
— King, noting Playa's silence.[6]

Benjamin King
Ya know that even if you wipe out the Vice Kings it ain't gonna be over, right? There's always someone lookin' to take what you have...some punk who want's to make a name for himself, some girl you fucked and never called back... The fact is, once your in the game there only way you're getting out is if your dead or in jail.
— King, ominously foreshadowing later events in the Saints Row series while talking to Playa.[6]

Benjamin King
Way to go, son. It's a shame Julius found you first. We coulda owned this town.
— King, lamenting on what could have been if Playa had joined the Vice Kings over the 3rd Street Saints.[6]

Hector Lopez
Those pendejos in Saint's Row are the ones who took our shipment. With the Colombians arriving, we can't show any weakness.
— Hector Lopez, "Meet the Lopezes" cutscene

Hector Lopez
I know Lopez: once we steal from him he ain't gonna back off until we're dead, or he is.
— Troy, during The Missing Shipment

Hector Lopez
Victor, Angelo... gather your men together. It's time to tear Saint's Row apart.
— Hector Lopez, "Meet the Lopezes" cutscene

Mr. Wong
I do not joke about Sadie.
— Mr. Wong, regarding Shogo Akuji killing his dog.[7][8]

Mr. Wong
How was I supposed to know she was Wong's daughter?
— Black Male civilian in Saints Row

Mr. Wong
Julius was weak, leave him to rot
— Mr Wong

Mr. Wong
Run
— Mr Wong

Westside Rollerz
A bunch of speed freaks from the suburbs who saw one too many movies... Normally I'd just write 'em off as a bunch of punks (what sort of gang that takes themselves seriously spells their name with a 'z'), but someone is getting these kids organized.
— Troy Bradshaw, in the Saints Row Manual

Johnny Gat
You can never have too many guns.
— Johnny Gat[9]

Johnny Gat
So you're Julius' new boy huh? You don't look like much. Then again, I don't look like I have an eight inch cock, so I guess we're both full of surprises.
— Johnny Gat to Playa[3][10]

Johnny Gat
It's said by some to be the trial of the century. A notorious member of a gang once known as "The 3rd Street Saints", Johnny Gat was arrested last year in an assassination attempt against then decorated police officer Troy Bradshaw. In the resulting trial, Gat was convicted of one count of attempted murder, and a staggering three hundred eighty seven counts of 1st degree murder...promptly sending him to death row. Over the past year, Gat's legal team has filed appeal after appeal-
— Jane Valderamma

Johnny Gat
The body of Mr. Gat will be a message for all who oppose The Syndicate. There is no mercy...only death. Don't mourn your friend. You'll be joining him soon.
— Phillipe Loren threatens Playa over the phone[11]

Johnny Gat
It's time we went back home and buried Johnny.
— Playa, after blowing up the Syndicate Tower in "The Belgian Problem"

Johnny Gat
Johnny's dead because he thought he could do everything on his own.
— Viola DeWynter during Gang Bang

Johnny Gat
Yeah, a coma and 3 friends dead...it really worked out for you...
— Viola during Nyte Blayde's Return

Johnny Gat
Johnny Gat alive? Rumors circulate about the notorious gangster's fate.
News ticker

Johnny Gat
Risking life and limb, mild mannered reporter Jane Valderama conducted a provocative interview with a rogue Ultor scientist who identified herself only as Tera. For those who missed it, Valderama's fearless live interview with the deranged microbiologist will be repeated tonight following "Blood In, Blood Out: The Johnny Gat Story"..
— Commercial for interview between Jane Valderama and Tera.[12]

Johnny Gat
Lets kill some shit
[when?]

Johnny Gat
Of course I'm up for some carnage
— Johnny when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
All you had to do was ask
— Johnny when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
What the hell was that for?
— Johnny when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Damn it hit someone else!
— Johnny when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Hey you forget who I am?
— Johnny when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Why's everyone think they can fuck with the Saints? Don't they know anything?
— One of Johnny's idle comments referring to how people keep on fighting the Saints and always fails in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Looks like Shaundi did alright without me. I'm proud of that girl
— One of Johnny's idle comments revealing how impressed he is with how well Shaundi carried on without his help in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
At least we ain't doing commercials and shit anymore
— One of Johnny's idle comments expressing how glad he is that the Saints are no longer acting as public icons in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Just wish I could have seen Loren's face when the Boss killed that asshole
— One of Johnny's idle comments regarding the fate of Phillipe Loren in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
It's not like anyone saw me die right, heh
— One of Johnny's idle comments referring to his retconned death in the Saints Row: The Third mission I'm Free - Free Falling in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
I swear there's something different about the Boss's hair
— One of Johnny's idle comments referencing to Playa's appearance change in the Saints Row 2 mission Appointed Defender in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Zinyak thought I was dangerous before, he's in for a real fucking surprise
— One of Johnny's idle comments in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Zinyak thought he could fuck with my head, he's got another thing coming
— One of Johnny's idle comments in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Fine whatever
— Johnny when being dismissed in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Call if you need me
— Johnny when being dismissed in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
I swear there's something different about the boss' hair
— One of Johnny's idle comments in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
I'd never say this to the Boss... but sometimes I wish I could just start over. Tabula Rasa. A whole new plot. An entirely different life.
— Johnny Gat

Dex
Gat out of Hell features historical figures and even characters from past games, including Dane Vogel and Dex, plus "well over 30 instances of open-world things to do"
— Steve Jaros.[when?]

Dex
Julius was right... You never know when to quit.
— Dexter Jackson realizing Playa won't drop his flags[13]

Dex
I was happy with people forgetting I exist, but motherfuckers always gotta bring up the past...
— One of Dex's lines upon confrontation.

Lin
Assholes. I swear to God, we're not going to be able to kill these bastards fast enough.
— Lin, Just a Girl Cutscene

Lin
I asked Lin to hook up with the Rollerz. We don't know much about these fuckas, so I wanted one of us on the inside.
Julius, informing the 3rd Street Saints of Lin's actions.[14]

Lin
I don't like the idea of Lin going undercover, you roll with people long enough and pretty soon you start thinkin' like 'em...
Troy, noting his concern about Lin to Playa.[15]

Lin
Lin was working with the Saints. Now would you give me a hand? This car is heavy... Donnie, where are you going?
— William Sharp's revelation to Donnie, following him shooting Lin and Playa with a .44 Shepherd.

Lin
Did you hear that asshole Donnie? He said I was his girl.
— Lin's final words.[16]

Joseph Price
These streets were ours before those bitches from the Row showed up! And when they stepped, what did we do? They fucked up our race, and we just took it. They fucked up our deliveries, and we just took it. And now they killed my Uncle, and who knows what the fuck they did to Donnie. Now, I'm only gonna say this once. We're not gonna sit here and fuckin' take it. [...] Light 'em up, boys. We're burning Saint's Row to the ground.
— Joseph Price, declaring war on the 3rd Street Saints.[17]

Warren Williams
After I kill you, no one's gonna step to EZ Money!
— Warren Williams

Warren Williams
Yo, fuck that. This is what gives us power.
— Warren Williams, favoring firepower over politics and brandishing a GDHC .50 in front of Benjamin King.[18]

Warren Williams
Whatever, she don't appreciate fine dining. Now I've been talkin' to Eesh's sister. Turns out Tanya's been fuckin' people in every sense of the word. Not only is she blowin' King's bodyguard Big Tony, but she's fuckin' Warren Williams, their numbers guy, whenever Tony ain't lookin'. Between Tony and Warren the only person she isn't leading around by their cock is King. So I'm thinkin' we put the hurt on Tanya, we're fuckin' up the Vice Kings. She's got an operation in Prawn Court, that's where we'll start. Roll in there and put the murder on anyone you see, customers included. Who wants to die for a blowjob right? When you go for Tanya, be careful, she's probably got some muscle in there.
— Johnny Gat, "A Romantic Dinner" cutscene

Warren Williams
Warren Williams is a second rate rapper turned third rate gangster... right now all he does is run the Vice King record label, Kingdom Come Records, but he is dying to prove that he is as hard-core as he says he is... so far though, King has been keeping him on a tight leash.
Undercover officer, during their report on the Vice Kings to Chief Monroe.[19]

Warren Williams
I said no. Don't make me say it a third time. Warren my man, you got the music scene locked down. I need you to bring in the chedder, not get shot 'cause you think you got somethin' to prove.
— Benjamin King, calming Warren Williams over his anxiety for action against the 3rd Street Saints.[20]

Warren Williams
I'm through carrying your punk ass. If I were you, I'd drop them damn flags and get the fuck on out of here before I erase your ass.
— Benjamin King, following Williams' final outburst.[4]

Warren Williams
So Warren called me Aisha again today, can you believe that?
— Tanya Winters during Green With Envy mission gameplay

Warren Williams
Keep the car running. Knowing Warren, I should be back shortly.
— Tanya Winters in the "Fidelity" cutscene

Warren Williams
I built...I watched...and now I'm acting.
— Williams to Benjamin King, after starting his revolt.[1]

Warren Williams
After I kill you, no one's gonna step to EZ Money!
— Williams to Benjamin King and Playa, during the revolt.[4]

Anthony Green
You 3rd Street mothafuckas think you so smart. Well check this out, we ain't impressed. Hell, the only reason you got as far as you did was 'cause King let you. We led you right to where we wanted you, and now the police are gonna finish your ass for good, just the way we planned.
— Big Tony to Johnny Gat[21]

Anthony Green
Take me back to 707 Springfield.
— Tanya after losing hostile 3rd Street Saints members

Anthony Green
Grip is short, Mr. King
[when?]

Anthony Green
It's not her fault Mr. King, the Saints have been fuckin' with her.
[when?]

Tanya Winters
Some guys just never get enough of me.
— Tanya Winters, moments before Johnny Gat, Benjamin King, and Playa gun her down.

Tanya Winters
I remember when Tanya was sucking cock for dime bags
— Random Stilwater prostitute

Angelo Lopez
¡Lo sabía! You'll die for what you did to my brother.
— Angelo Lopez, Upon hearing Manuel Orejuela's betrayal and attempts to gun down the Saints.[22]

Angelo Lopez
Luz, where are you? Well evidently you are talking to me. Luz, I apologized okay? Now get your ass to the airport. What do you mean why, have you seen the house? We gotta get outta town. It doesn't matter, just pack some things and let's go. For God's sake, just leave them. I don't give a fuck, they're shoes! Good. Good, good, good, good, I'll be waiting for you. Bye-bye. Get the plane ready, she'll be here soon.
— Angelo's final conversation with Luz

Victor
Victor, their enforcer, survived a dozen VK drive-bys.
— Dex

Victor
Did I ever tell you Victor was a friend of Maero's? It was a tattoo thing.
— Luz to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Luz
Bullshit, that's last year's fall collection.
— Playa

Luz
I can't believe Luz is still wearing last season's heels...
— Tanya Winters

Luz
Eh, I always thought she was a bitch.
— Hector Lopez

Luz
That's a lotta woman you got there, Angelo
— Manuel Orejuela

Luz
Angelo, I need you to go to the lab tonight. One of our shipments didn't arrive, and I want to make sure no one's skimming off the top.
— Hector Lopez

Luz
Angelo, you promised we'd go shopping tonight.
— Luz

Luz
Senorita, a moment. If Angelo is busy, I can take you out tonight.
— Manuel Orejuela

Luz
Manuel, you worry too much, everything is under control.
— Hector Lopez

Luz
Victor, listen to me very carefully. I don't give a fuck about the drugs, I don't give a fuck about Orejuela--
— Angelo Lopez

Luz
Can you at least tell me where Manuel is?
— Luz

Luz
Angelo, you promised we'd go shopping tonight.
— Luz to Angelo Lopez[23]

Luz
It looks like you're running off to get killed.
— Luz to Angelo Lopez[24]

Luz
I-- I-- was supposed to leave with Angelo.
— Luz to Dex[25]

Luz
So what am I supposed to do now?
— Luz to Dex[25]

Luz
Can you at least tell me where Manuel is?
— Luz to Dex[25]

Luz
These gangs have nothing on Los Carnales.
— Luz to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Luz
So where did you pick up fashion, anyway?
— Luz to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Luz
Did I ever tell you Victor was a friend of Maero's? It was a tattoo thing.
— Luz to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Luz
I just wanted to set the record straight; those shoes were not last season!
— Luz to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Luz
At least the Carnales had a touch of class.
— Luz to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Luz
Okay, Manual's got me on a tight schedule so let's get going

Marshall Winslow
Why are you doin' this? I'm from Saint's Row myself...
— Mayor Winslow to Playa[26]

Marshall Winslow
Hello Stilwater. This is Marshall Winslow - your mayor. Like you, I'm deeply concerned about the problem of violent crime in our streets and I have dedicated this administration to solving the problem. Now, Alderman Hughes believes the best way to fight violence is with more violence, turning our police force into an urban army. But crime is nothing new; why, when I was growing up in Stilwater, we had more than our share of gunplay and robbery. The threat of prison didn't deter street-toughs back then, and it doesn't now. My initiative to revitalize poor or urban areas, however, holds a real promise. With local rehabilitation and education programs, our young people are getting the opportunity to live up to their full potential, and to resist turning to drugs, pimping, and vandalism to get by. Hughes says our children are a lost cause, but as your mayor, I refuse to give up hope. I hope you'll consider giving me your support in this upcoming election. Together, you and I can continue to build a better future for our young people and ourselves. (Paid for by The People to Re-Elect Mayor Winslow.)
— Mayor Winslow (Radio ad 1)

Marshall Winslow
Hello Stilwater. This is your mayor, Marshall Winslow. We've come a long way since you chose to make me your mayor, and in the past two years we've made great strides towards building a city we can all be proud of. Just look at the old Red Light District: thanks to our free health screening and birth control programs, our hospitals are reporting a 40% drop in venereal diseases over the last three months. Likewise, I moved to provide affordable public transportation to less fortunate districts: not only are our trains and buses going where they're needed most, they're finally running on time. Stilwater doesn't need a quick fix, it needs a chance to heal, and healing takes time. My administration is working to make Stilwater safer and more prosperous for everybody. Let's do the right thing and stay the course. I hope you're considering giving me your support in this upcoming election. Together, you and I can continue to create a better city for our neighbors and ourselves. (Paid for by The People to Re-Elect Mayor Winslow.)
— Marshall Winslow (Radio ad 2)

Marshall Winslow
Hello Stilwater. This is your mayor, Marshall Winslow. As you might have heard, the statue of Alderman Hughes, known as The Pride of Stilwater, was recently vandalized in a very ambitious way. Now, I understand that this wasn't the most popular sculpture on display in our fair city, and that it's had its share of critics... people will always have strong feelings about public artwork and that's just the way it is... regardless, we're a great city and we deserve to have equally great works of art everyone can enjoy. I ensure you that The Pride of Stilwater will be replaced - I've already asked the park's commissioner to begin speaking to noted artists, and will make sure the next sculpture to grace our community will be more representative of you, the people who call this city home.
— Marshall Winslow (Radio ad 3)

Marshall Winslow
Who the hell are you?
— Marshall Winslow after Playa hijacks his bus[26]

Marshall Winslow
Son, it's not to late to walk away from this...
— Marshall Winslow[26]

Richard Hughes
You're going to die here son, make no mistake about that... but if it makes it any easier on you, I'll be sure to thank you in my acceptance speech.
— Richard Hughes to Playa[27]

Richard Hughes
When I left Stilwater for the Senate, I vowed not to forget my hometown roots. My husband gave his life defending Stilwater from gang violence. It is my greatest privilege to honor him with this bridge.
— Monica Hughes, "Return to Steelport" mission

Richard Hughes
Last year, Marshall Winslow rejected Police Chief Monroe's request for extra funding to outfit his SWAT units with the latest peace-keeping equipment, citing that puncture-proof vests and assault rifles should come secondary to developing non-lethal countermeasures; the result: six dead officers in as many months... I'm Alderman Richard Hughes, and when I'm elected, I'm going to work with the police, not against them. A policeman's job is dangerous enough - we don't need them to be going into harmful situations at a disadvantage. A well-equipped police force is a deterrent to gangs, which means safer streets and safer schools. So when election day rolls around, ask yourself this question: what is my family's safety worth?
— Richard Hughes Radio ad 1

Richard Hughes
Hello Stilwater, it's Richard Hughes. It's with great pleasure that I announce the unveiling of our city's latest artistic treasure: The Pride of Stilwater. Generously donated by Citizens for Hughes, The Pride of Stilwater is a visual representation not only of the superb talents of Stilwater artisans, but a constant reminder that great men often have to shoulder considerable burden. My friends, I assure you that if you put your faith in me this upcoming election, I will proudly carry our city into a new era of prosperity.
— Richard Hughes Radio ad 2

Richard Hughes
Mayor Winslow's hollow response to the destruction of The Pride of Stilwater is simply unacceptable. This was not merely a piece of modern art that was vandalized, this was a symbol the citizens of Stilwater rallied behind - an icon of the people. Its desecration should merit full investigation, not a few half-hearted words at a press conference. However, from the ashes of this tragedy we will rise stronger than ever. And if whoever is responsible is listening right now, know this: you can smash brick and mortar, you can break brass and steel, but the spirits of the people of Stilwater cannot be crushed.
— Richard Hughes Radio ad 3

Richard Hughes
When my parents moved to Stilwater 50 years ago, this was a place of promise. A lively city of culture and taste, Stilwater offered jobs and a glistening skyline that was the envy of the nation. My, how times have changed. Over the past three decades, the life of Stilwater has been choked out by gang violence and our skyline reduced to tattered brownstones. For years our city has been calling for help, like a woman getting mugged in an alley, and no one has had the courage to answer her plea until now. My name is Richard Hughes and I pledge to you, here and now, that I will return Stilwater to her former glory. I have seen what this city can offer, and I long to show that beauty to a new generation. This coming election, vote for me and secure your children's future.
— Richard Hughes Radio ad 4

Richard Hughes
Hello friends. This is Alderman Hughes with a special message for the youth of Stilwater. I understand that many of you have become disenfranchised with authority. Between parents, teachers, and police, it's easy to feel that the world is trying to hold you back, to stifle your creativity and your freedom. But now is your chance, more than any other, to seize the future, not only for yourself, but for your friends, your neighbors, and your illegitimate children. This year's election gives you the power to choose whether you want to live in a city governed by fear and ineptitude, or one where you can be safe walking home from basketball courts and young Republican meetings. So when you step into that ballot box, remember that a vote for Hughes is a vote for you.
— Richard Hughes Radio ad 5

Richard Hughes
When Marshall Winslow was elected two years ago, he promised us that we were going to see a change; true to his words, Stilwater has seen many changes during his mayoral term: higher taxes, increased crime, and an unemployment rate that would make most third world nations feel good about themselves. What Stilwater needs right now is a leader who is willing to convict criminals, not coddle them; an individual who isn't afraid of making tough choices; a man whose dedication to his citizens is unwavering. My friends, your search is over - my name is Richard Hughes and I want to be your mayor.
— Richard Hughes Radio ad 6

Richard Hughes
Once a beacon of promise, the district of Saint's Row has long since devolved into a contemporary Sodom. A place where diseased whores grope the bodies and virtues of our youth, where drugs ensnare the minds of the impoverished, and all-too-often violence is seen as the solution to any problem. My friends, make no mistake, if Stilwater is ever to be made whole again, something needs to be done about Saint's Row. Mayor Winslow thinks that throwing scraps from his ivory tower to various volunteer programs is enough to clean up the district, but two years of spending with negligible results clearly proves that if we want to see change - real change - we need to take drastic steps. I'm Alderman Richard Hughes; I have the experience, I have the will, and unlike our current mayor, I have a plan. Vote for me and help turn our city into something we can be proud of.
— Richard Hughes Radio ad 7

Chief Monroe
Now, I may not be an honest man, but I'm a fair one.
— Chief Monroe[26]

Dane Vogel
Well, I don't know about it being a bonus, but it's like my father said, if you're gonna build an ivory tower, you're gonna have to kill a few elephants.
— Dane Vogel, while a guest on The Anna Show

Dane Vogel
As many of you know, the restoration of Saints Row[sic] was a tremendous success, but that was just the beginning of what Ultor has in mind for Stilwater.
— Dane Vogel[28]

Dane Vogel
Dane Vogel? What a fucking cunt
— Playa, randomly commenting about Dane Vogel

Dane Vogel
Name's Dane Vogel, he works for Ultor... I remember he swung by the church and offered Dex a job a while back.
— Johnny Gat, "Ultor Makes a House Call" cutscene

Dane Vogel
Jane, we've donated millions of dollars to the Stilwater PD as well as rebuilt the shattered community of Saint's Row. I understand that everyone likes to pick on the big corporations, but this latest groundless attack on Ultor's integrity is just ridiculous.
— Dane Vogel in an interview with Jane Valderamma in the Early Parole cutscene

Dane Vogel
Welcome to Hell.
— Dane's first words in Gat out of Hell

Dane Vogel
Dane Vogel? What a fucking cunt.
— Playa, randomly commenting about Dane Vogel

Dane Vogel
It's like my father said, if you're gonna build an ivory tower, you're gonna have to kill a few elephants.
— Dane Vogel, pretty much summing up his modus operandi on The Anna Show

Dane Vogel
This is Shivington. Once a pristine set of tenement homes, this neighborhood has devolved into a dangerous ghetto, filled with undesirables such as these. Now, I'm sure a lot of you are wondering...ugly buildings, unwashed masses, what the hell is Ultor thinking? My friends, we're thinking about the future. Picture this... glass towers, clean streets, and no one below the poverty line trying to wash your car. Impossible? For a lesser company, maybe. Now I'm not here to make idle promises or vague predictions, no offense to you politicians out there...
— Dane Vogel, unveiling his scheme to redevelop Shivington and destroy the 3rd Street Saints

Dane Vogel
No, I'm here to show you how we're going to do it. Now, obviously before we can remodel Shivington we need to own the land, so how do we do that? By directing the gangs towards Sunnyvale, not only are we lowering the number of our detractors, we're lowering the property value as well, which means when we buy the land, the savings get passed onto you, the stock holders. The gangs cripple each other, we direct funds to the Stilwater Police Department, they increase police presence...and pretty soon all those nasty little gang bangers are gone. Crime stops, property value goes up, and now your population looks like this.
— Dane Vogel, unveiling his scheme to redevelop Shivington and destroy the 3rd Street Saints

Dane Vogel
This is a helluva place you got here...I mean, it's a good thing I had my tetanus shot, but beyond that it's, uh...cozy.
— Dane Vogel, commenting on the Saints Hideout in "Room Service"

Stilwater
Welcome to Stilwater ...
... and it's with one 'L', bitch.
Billboard near Wardill Airport

Stilwater
Years ago, an earthquake dropped part of the city below sea level, and rather than clearing out the rubble, the city built over it.
Johnny Gat during the mission "Down Payment"

Stilwater
Woah man, like aren't there supposed to be two Ls in Stilwater?
— White male hippy

Snatch
Brings hos back safely from their abusive pimps to earn cash and respect.
— Snatch introduction in Saints Row 2[29]

Maero
You really think that a couple washed up bangers like you and Gat have a chance against the Brotherhood?
— Maero, during his first meeting with Playa[30]

Maero
Your little buddy screamed like a bitch when we trussed him up... How 'bout you bitch? You gonna scream?
— Maero to Playa during "The Siege"

Maero
Who the fuck do the Saints think they are turning me down.
— Maero

Maero
Did I ever tell you that Victor was a friend of Maero's? It was a tattoo thing.
Luz in Drug Trafficking, revealing Maero's past.

Maero
What kind of city doesn't have Freckle Bitch's?
— Maero, when called as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Maero
I miss Jessica.
— One of Maero's Idle lines in Saints Row IV

Maero
If I can kill Maero, what chances do you have?
— Playa Male Voice 2, when killing civilians or enemies after Maero's death.[31]

Donnie
I tell ya, you and me are always making new friends. Things are moving too slow. We gotta step it up. I hear a guy named Joseph Price calls the shots. I don't know much about him 'cept that he's friends with some mechanic named Donnie. If we get in good with Price's crew, we'll always be one step a head of those fuckers. Here's the plan. Go and tear up Donnie's shop. Right when you're about to finish off Price's buddy, I'll rush in and save the day. Make it look good, but don't you dare mess up my car. If we're lucky, Donnie will arrange a meet with Price.
— Lin, speaking to Playa in the "Undercover" cutscene

Donnie
I know he's your friend, Joseph, but I will not let that nimrod ruin my plans.
— William Sharp in the "Thinking Outside the Box" cutscene

Donnie
I hear a guy named Joseph Price calls the shots. I don't know much about him 'cept that he's friends with some mechanic named Donnie. If we get in good with Price's crew, we'll always be one step a head of those fuckers. Here's the plan. Go and tear up Donnie's shop. Right when you're about to finish off Price's buddy, I'll rush in and save the day. Make it look good, but don't you dare mess up my car. If we're lucky, Donnie will arrange a meet with Price.
Lin, informing Playa of her plans.[32]

Donnie
See, what'd I tell ya? This guy's a fucking genius. I'm gonna go get the boys ready.
— Joseph Price to his uncle William Sharp, after Donnie divulges his and Lin's idea for getting more parts.[33]

Donnie
You haven't seen me since your boss shot and stuffed me in the trunk of a car and the best you can give me is "Oh shit?"
— Playa, upon meeting Donnie once again.[34]

Donnie
You're Maero's bitch, of course you know.
— Playa (Male Voice 1), after Donnie claims that he doesn't know where Carlos is.[35]

Donnie
Lin fucks a Roller and she makes lieutenant. I fuck a Roller and all I got was the crabs.
— Randomly spoken by generic female 3rd Street Saints members during gameplay.

Donnie
Ya know what I hate? Underglow. That shit is tacky as hell.
— Donnie, during a casual discussion with Lin while smoking cannabis.[36]

Donnie
Have you met Donnie's uncle, Wong?
— Asian male civilian

Donnie
Look, I know you're pissed about Lin, I am too, but I had nothing to do with killing her...
— Donnie to Playa, after he is forced to sabotage The Brotherhood's vehicles.[34]

Donnie
Why did you have to beat up that nice boy Donnie?
— Randomly spoken by civilians during gameplay after completing "Red Asphalt".

Donnie
You're just lucky Donnie asked Maero to not kill you.
— Randomly spoken by a Brotherhood gang member during gameplay, in reply to a compliment.

Donnie
I'll put it to you this way: It was too crazy for Saints Row.
— Donnie, Enter the Dominatrix[37]

Kazuo Akuji
Be thankful for the merciful deaths you and your rabble are receiving... it's nothing compared to what I will do to the Saints when I'm through here.
— Kazuo Akuji[38]

Kazuo Akuji
Kazuo Akuji's is the father of Shogo Akuji, the asshole who's runnin' the Ronin. This guy's a fuckin' boogey man. When I was in jail I would listen to some of the Ronin talk about what this guy did in Japan...it's not pretty.
Johnny Gat, during the Gracious Hosts cutscene.[39]

Kazuo Akuji
When I escape, the world will not be big enough for you to hide in.
— Kazuo Akuji's last words after being stabbed by Playa[40]

Kazuo Akuji
Did you really think you could match my skill?
— Kazuo Akuji after he defeats Playa with his Samurai Sword[41]

Kazuo Akuji
My English must not be as good as I thought it was...it sounded like you were giving me an order.
— Kazuo Akuji during a conversation with Dane Vogel[42]

Kazuo Akuji
He's dead, Shogo. Jyunichi is dead and all I'm left with is you.
— Kazuo Akuji acknowledging the death of Jynuichi[43]

Kazuo Akuji
You will die here...
— Kazuo Akuji [when?]

Kazuo Akuji
That's all?
— Kazuo Akuji[when?]

The General
Gentlemen I'm through meeting with "my adversary". If you please, dispose of this trash.
— The General, upon confronting Playa for the first time.[44]

The General
The General's a pussy, I used to steal his lunch money back in Junior High
— Random Civilian

Mr. Sunshine
Yo, Papa Shango, I'm talkin' to The General.
— Veteran Child to Mr. Sunshine

Mr. Sunshine
So Boss, are you sure Sunshine is dead?
— Shaundi

Mr. Sunshine
You know that the only reason you were able to kill Sunshine is because his 24 years were up, right?
— Female goth[45]

Mr. Sunshine
I can't believe Mr. Sunshine needs all those bodies
— Female Sons of Samedi member

Mr. Sunshine
You didn't kill Sunshine, you just made him stronger.
— Male Sons of Samedi member

Mr. Sunshine
You really should think about burying Sunshine in about 6 feet of concrete, you know just in case.
— Male Civilian

Mr. Sunshine
I haven't had a nightmare about Mr. Sunshine in months.
— Asian Female Saint

Matt
Hey, It's Matt from the Feed Dogs! Now, any fan of mine knows that I tattoed my half naked, one-legged, two-headed, three-eyed, three titted pirate woman myself. But how about that tattoo of a spine, on a spine? Huh, for that baby I had to go to Rusty's Needle, the only tattoo parlor I trust my skin to, and today's your lucky day! Because Rusty's Needle's having a sale on all it's flash. So after you see us live, swing by Rusty's and get your own Feed Dogs tattoo! -After announcer- Hey This is Matt from the Feed Dogs, and I wanna remind everybody to pick up our new album, "To The Salvage and Back", check it out!
— Matt in a Rusty's Needle Radio Ad

Chop Shop
Find the cars on the list and return them to the chop shop for cash and respect.
— Chop Shop introduction in Saints Row 2[46]

Chop Shop
Ultor would appreciate the requisition of specific automobiles, we of course will compensate you for your efforts.
— Ultor

Chop Shop
I'm sick and tired of working in this damn shoe store...Manuel's birthday is coming up and if I can get him some of his favorite cars there's a chance he might take me back.
Luz Avalos

Chop Shop
OK, so I'm friends with this crazy environmental artist named Krif Jacobs. She wants to do an installation piece but can't find the cars to do it...you think you can help her out?
Shaundi

Chop Shop
There's a couple cars I need to round out my collection... I'm willing to pay top dollar for any car on the list you can find.
— Unknown Male

Chop Shop
My kid's 16th birthday is coming up and she's got a couple cars on her birthday list... can you give me a hand?
— Unknown Female

Demolition Derby
Compete in an eight car demolition derby and destroy your opponents' cars to earn cash and respect.
— Demo Derby introduction in Saints Row 2[47]

Demolition Derby
Win bonus demolition derbies to earn cash.
Special Derby introduction[48]

Freckle Bitch's
You Can't Beat Our Meat
— Slogan

Freckle Bitch's
Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
Troy, during Back to Basics

Freckle Bitch's
Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's...
Playa, during Saints and Martyrs

Freckle Bitch's
Sí, pero primero vamos a golpear a Freckle Bitch's. (Yes, but first let's hit up Freckle Bitch's.)
Victor Rodriguez, during Calm Before the Storm

Freckle Bitch's
What kind of city doesn't have Freckle Bitch's?
Maero, when Idle, in Saints Row IV

Friendly Fire
Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!
— Motto from Saints Row radio commercial.

Friendly Fire
Thank you for calling Friendly Fire, where we aim to fill all your needs for urban and sub-urban armourment. Stop on by during business hours, but don't come knocking after we're closed or I'll blow your fucking head off. Seriously, I'll do it.
— Friendly Fire answering machine in Saints Row 2

Canonized
Julius, if he wants to run with the Saints he's gotta be canonized.
Johnny Gat to Julius Little, remarking on Playa's arrival.

Canonized
Welcome to the 3rd Street Saints.
— Julius Little

Saints Row 2
Five years have passed since your former Saints crew betrayed you. Seek revenge against rivals to reestablish yourself as the rightful king of Stilwater.
— Back of box description[49]

Characters in Saints Row 2
The Saints killed my girlfriend and crippled my best friend.
— Maero, referring to Matt

Semi-Charmed Life
We done and fucked the Rollerz hard. They ain't got nothin' left. There are a few loose ends, though, like who the fuck those buyers are Sharp was talkin' about. I got a feelin' there's some shit goin' on we don't know about. I'll catch ya later at the church.
— Julius Little

Semi-Charmed Life
Meet me at the car dealership, if you think you got the balls. We're ending this tonight.
— Joseph Price phone call after completing all other Westside Rollerz mission and strongholds

Semi-Charmed Life
Aight, he's pretty fucked up. I set up a present for ya at the next off ramp. Run that bitch off the road.
— Julius, unused Phone call

Carlos
My brother was in the Saints and he told me all about you...
— Carlos

Carlos
Ya know, you remind me of my old house cleaner...
Jessica to Carlos, in the cutscene "Welcome to the Brotherhood"

Carlos
This is for Carlos
— Random Saints Member[50]

Carlos
Carlos is in a better place, I think
— Random Civilian

Carlos
I'm still waiting to hear from Carlos
— Random Civilian

Carlos
Where is Carlos?
— Random Civilian

Carlos
I can't believe Carlos is dead.
— Random Civilian

Jyunichi
Don't worry, I'll take care of it...like always.
— Jyunichi to Shogo Akuji

Jyunichi
I don't take much pleasure in this.
— Jyunichi after taking Aisha hostage.[51]

Jyunichi
If you're calm, help us find the money, and do what I say... I give you my word you will live.
— Jyunichi after taking Aisha hostage.[51]

Jyunichi
I hope you put up a fight
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jyunichi
You'll fall like Gat.
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jyunichi
How many of you do I have to kill?
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jyunichi
I fear no man.
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jyunichi
Bow before the Ronin!
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jyunichi
This is where you die!
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jyunichi
I've been waiting for a real fight
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jyunichi
Die with some honor.
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jyunichi
You're worthy to die by my hand
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jyunichi
That won't stop me
— Jyunichi to Playa[52]

Jessica
Let me tell you about Jessica Parish, a girl from Stilwater who ran away from home to be with her tough-guy boyfriend. Jessica thought her life was pretty sweet, until a gang banger kidnapped her, threw her in the trunk of a car, and laughed as her boyfriend crushed her in a monster truck rally. If Jessica Parish was your daughter...how far would you want me to go?
— Cyrus Temple, during his opening speech about the STAG Initiative.

Jessica
Let me tell you about Jessica Parish, a girl from Stilwater who ran away from home to be with her tough-guy boyfriend. Jessica thought her life was pretty sweet, until a gang banger kidnapped her, threw her in the trunk of a car, and laughed as her boyfriend crushed her in a monster truck rally. If Jessica Parish was your daughter...how far would you want me to go?
— Cyrus Temple, during his opening speech about the STAG Initiative.[53]

Pierce
As the face of the Saints in their promotion and marketing, Pierce knows a lot about what folks want to hear. Therefore, he was the natural choice to oversee the flow of information coming out of the White House. Of course, his job would be a lot easier if the President cared about how they were perceived by their constituents.
— The official Saints Row website, regarding his background as of Saints Row IV.[54]

Pierce
I was thinking you forgot about me.
— Pierce when called up as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Pierce
Can we hit up the strip club along the way?
— Pierce when called up as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third

Pierce
Hey better than being bored on this Ship
— Pierce when called up as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Pierce
Asha's kinda hardcore.
— Pierce's idle conversation about Asha in Saints Row IV

Pierce
You got to hand it to the Zin, they got branding down.
— Pierce's idle conversation about Zin marketing in Saints Row IV

Pierce
As if one Shaundi wasn't enough
— Pierce's idle conversation about the presence of 2 Shaundis in Saints Row IV

Pierce
Wait, didn't we shoot a movie about this?
— Pierce's idle conversation regarding Gangstas in Space in Saints Row IV

Pierce
I'm impressed
— Pierce complimenting Playa in combat in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Pierce
Just like old times
— Pierce complimenting Playa in combat in Saints Row: The Third

Pierce
Ha, being President didn't make you soft
— Pierce complimenting Playa in combat in Saints Row IV

Pierce
Alright Boss, you know where to find me
— Pierce when being dismissed in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Pierce
What? We were just getting started
— Pierce when being dismissed in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Pierce
You haven't lost a step!
— When Playa kills an enemy in Saints Row: The Third.

Pierce
They're coming in with choppers!
— when enemy aircraft is inbound in Saints Row: The Third.

Shaundi
Coming a long way from her stoner roots, Shaundi has proven herself again and again as one of the sharpest, best-prepared members of the Saints. She uses her planning acumen and technical know-how to keep the The President safe from their (many) would-be assailants.
— The Saints Row website, regarding her background as of Saints Row IV.[55]

Shaundi
My solution is to do more than wait around for one of the six hundred guys Shaundi used to fuck to give us a call
— Pierce[56]

Shaundi
Are you near a Freckle Bitch's? I've got the munchies
— Shaundi, when called as a Homie

Shaundi
Fucking lightweight.
— Shaundi, near the end of Bad Trip

Shaundi
Good times!
— Shaundi, near the end of Three Kings

Shaundi
Uhhhh....I can come.. But I'm really baked right now.
— Rejection message when called as a Homie in Saints Row 2 and Saints Row IV (Fun Shaundi)

Shaundi
You think I'd look good with a sombrero?
— Shaundi, random Homie dialogue

Shaundi
You know, I bet Shaundi would look hot in a Sombrero
— Playa

Shaundi
I bet Shaundi would look hot in a Sombrero
— Playa

Shaundi
What's with Shaundi and that fucking sombrero?
— Saints gang member

Shaundi
Boss, you gotta get me out of here. He's proposed to me six times!
— Shaundi telling Playa about Josh Birk's marriage proposal to her

Shaundi
That's not gonna happen
— Shaundi refusing to be recruited as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Shaundi
So what are we standing around for?
— Shaundi when called in as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Shaundi
I'm ready for some payback
— Shaundi when called in as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Boss, not now
— Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Shaundi
I'm not in the mood
— Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Oww, what the hell?
— Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row: The Third

Shaundi
I'm torn. I hate the autographed headshots Birk keeps leaving on my doorstep but, I love the money I make selling them online
— One of Shaundi's idle comments regarding Josh Birk's obsession with her in Saints Row: The Third

Shaundi
You know what the best thing about TV shows is? Residuals
— One of Shaundi's idle comments in Saints Row: The Third

Shaundi
Ok, that was impressive
— Shaundi complimenting Playa in combat in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Keep it up
— Shaundi complimenting Playa in combat in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Nice one Boss.
— When Playa kills an enemy in Saints Row: The Third.

Shaundi
You know where to find me
— Shaundi when being dismissed in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Good, I've got a production meeting I'm late for
— Shaundi when being dismissed in Saints Row: The Third

Shaundi
I've got things to do
— Shaundi refusing to be recruited as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Sure, I can help
— Future Shaundi when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
I'll be right there
— Future Shaundi when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Watch what you're doing!
— Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
What was that for?
— Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
I'm Shaundi, remember?
— Future Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
I came back to help!
— Future Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Damn it, learn who to hit!
— Future Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
So, aliens, I guess it makes sense, kinda
— One of Shaundi's idle comments regarding the Zin in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
You know, Gangstas in Space, it's kind of ironic now
— One of Shaundi's idle comments regarding Gangsta in Space and their ironic situation in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
At least here I don't have to worry about being on time for a staff meeting
— One of Shaundi's idle comments referring to the busy time schedule in the White Crib in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
I feel like everyone likes the old me
— One of Shaundi's idle comments where she talks about her Saints Row 2 self in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
I don't get why I'm so polarising
— One of Shaundi's idle comments in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Kinzie must be loving every minute of this conspiritists dream
— One of Shaundi's idle comments reflecting on Kinzie's attitude regarding her correctly predicted conspiracy in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
Well there's one good thing about deep space, no Josh Birk
— One of Shaundi's idle comments reflecting on Josh Birk being absent in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
I should have ditched the dreads and the weed sooner
— One of Shaundi's idle comments reflecting on how she should have ditched the dreadlocks and weed earlier in Saints Row IV

Shaundi
I miss all this, all the hopes we had at this time, I haven't had hope in years
— One of Future Shaundi's idle comments reflecting the hope she had and has lost over the years in dealing with Clawz

Shaundi
Hold on, there are 3 versions of me here now. I'll bet Pierce is scared as hell
— One of Future Shaundi's idle comments expressing her smugness on how there is 3 of her that Pierce has to deal with

Shaundi
Maybe after all this, the nightmares about the naughty list will stop
— One of Future Shaundi's idle comments that reveals she suffers from nightmares about the naughty list

Shaundi
God my depth perception sucks
— One of Future Shaundi's idle comment that reveals despite having a bionic eye implanted, she does not have full depth perception

Shaundi
Should I tell my younger self who turns out to be the love of our life?
— One of Future Shaundi's idle comment that reveals she does eventually falls in love with someone

Shaundi
How exactly am I supposed to get back home? And… do I want to?
— One of Future Shaundi's idle comment expressing how she is unsure how to get back home and is slightly reluctant to return home

Shaundi
As crazy as this place is, the future is so much worse
— One of Future Shaundi's idle comment expressing how bad the future becomes and that fighting the Zin was not so bad in comparison

Shaundi
I'll be around Mr President
— Shaundi when being dismissed in Saints Row IV

Masako
Your security guards look more like a private army.
— Maero

Masako
Yo, I signed on for killin' gang bangers not fightin' some SWAT team from hell...
— Pierce

Revelation
Museum tour guide found dead in Ampitheater[sic]
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Revelation
I might swing by the station and say hello.
— Playa (Male Voice 2)

Revelation
How ya doin' playa? If you've gone through Troy's files you know that Julius set you up...meet me at the old church and I'll tell you where to find Julius.
— Dex

Revelation
Dex sent the Masako...looks like he means business.
— Julius Little, at the start of gameplay

Revelation
Looks like we're gonna make it outta here in one- OH SHIT!
— Julius

Revelation
I need help over here!
— Julius

Revelation
There's more Masako coming!
— Julius

Revelation
They're storming the front!
— Julius

Revelation
You didn't think it was gonna be that easy did you?
— Julius Little

Jane Valderamma
It's been a while. You look good.
— Jane Valderamma upon meeting the Saints after Killbane's interview[57]

Tobias
Does it look I'm joking?
— Tobias[58]

Tobias
YOU STUPID. FUCKING. BACKSTABBING. PIECE OF SHIT!
— Tobias kills Billy in his first appearance in Saints Row

Leather & Lace
Hey look, one of my favorite shops in town is on the list. Hack it open in case I need to pick anything up there later
— Kinzie, before the player hacks Leather & Lace

Septic Avenger (Activity)
Spray sewage all over your targets to earn cash and respect.
— Septic Avenger introduction[59]

Septic Avenger (Activity)
Where's a septic truck when you need one.
— Playa at the end of the opening cutscene of The Saints Wing

Saints Row: The Third
Strap it on.
— Tagline

Saints Row: The Third
The exploits of the Third Street Saints continue! With the Saints Row: The Third Season Pass you gain access to three future mission packs - Genkibowl VII, Gangstas in Space, and The Trouble With Clones - for expanded gameplay with everyone's favorite street gang. And as a bonus, you gain immediate access to all-new costumes and vehicles from Steelport's #1 television drama - Nyte Blayde. Strap it on!
— Season Pass description

Saints Row: The Third
Includes the Steelport Gangs Pack, the Explosive Combat Pack, the Special Ops Vehicle Pack, and the Warrior Pack.
— Purple Ops Pack description

Saints Row: The Third
Includes the Funtime! Pack, the Shark Attack Pack, the Invincible Pack and the Money Shot Pack. Dominate Steelport with the Mollusk Launcher, the Shark-O-Matic, the Ultor Interceptor Jetbike, tons of cheats and much, much more!
— Maximum Pleasure Pack description

Saints Row: The Third
Includes the "Z Style Pack", the "Witches and Wieners Pack", the "Steelport Gangs Pack", and the "Horror Pack.
— Planet Saints Pack description

Saints Row: The Third
Horror? Bloodsucking? Witches AND Wieners? This Halloween season, Saints Row: The Third has you covered. We're bundling our most frightening DLC packs into one low-priced super pack that will have you burning at the stake with glee. Trick or treat? We say, why not both?
— Tricks and Treats Pack description

Stilwater Police Department
To Serve and Protect
— Slogan[60]

Red Asphalt
Prominent gang member found dead
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Guardian Angel (Mission)
Things are moving too slow. We gotta step it up. I hear a guy named Joseph Price calls the shots. I don't know much about him 'cept that he's friends with some mechanic named Donnie. If we get in good with Price's crew, we'll always be one step a head of those fuckers. Here's the plan. Go and tear up Donnie's shop. Right when you're about to finish off Price's buddy, I'll rush in and save the day. Make it look good, but don't you dare mess up my car. If we're lucky, Donnie will arrange a meet with Price.
Lin to Playa, at the teahouse.

Guardian Angel (Mission)
Meet me at the tea house in Chinatown. I think I got a way to get in deeper with the Rollerz.
— Lin's pre-mission phone call

Back to Basics
Alright man, whaddya say we take that piece and clean up the Row?
Troy to Playa, after buying a weapon at Friendly Fire.

Back to Basics
Alright man, time for you to buy a piece.
— Troy, when the mission is started without a weapon.

Back to Basics
Alright man, whaddya say we take that piece and clean up the Row?
— Troy, after a weapon has been acquired.

Back to Basics
Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
— Troy, announcing the final objective

Back to Basics
Good work playa...word has gotten out that the Saints ain't bullshittin', now we gotta lock our rep down.
— Julius, over the phone, upon completion of the mission

Back to Basics
Alright man, time for you to buy a piece.
— Troy, when the mission is started without a weapon.

Back to Basics
Once you got a piece be careful where you wave it around. If people know you're strapped when you go shopping, they're gonna think you're tryin' to knock 'em off.
— Unused Troy line introducing the concept of Hold Ups, intended to have been played after acquiring a gun.

Back to Basics
Alright man, whaddya say we take that piece and clean up the Row?
— Troy, after a weapon has been acquired.

Back to Basics
What you doing over there? You can't suck my dick from that far away.
— A random line from a Vice Kings gang member

Back to Basics
Shit, you don't mess around, do you?
— Troy, after Playa kills a gang member.

Back to Basics
Looks like that got their attention...if it ever gets too hot, go to Forgive and Forget, they'll cover up everything...
— Troy, after all Vice Kings have been killed.

Back to Basics
Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
— Troy, announcing the final objective

Back to Basics
It didn't have to be this way, man.
— Troy, shortly before the mission fails for shooting Troy enough times to make him hostile

Back to Basics
I just talked to Julius and he wants you go help out some of his boys. Will's a pimp in Saint's Row who could use some decent hos and Matt's a shifty mother fucker who runs a pawn shop...it don't matter who you see first so long as you get that shit done.
— Unused Troy line introducing Snatch and Theft, intended to have been played before Troy gets out of the Vehicle at Freckle Bitch's

Back to Basics
Good work playa...word has gotten out that the Saints ain't bullshittin', now we gotta lock our rep down.
— Julius, over the phone, upon completion of the mission

Ultor Exposed
Disgruntled Ultor microbiologist Tera Patrick holds the key to the corporation's illicit research activities and revenue generating schemes. Help Tera dismantle the Ultor Corporation by exposing the megacorp's seedy operations to the citizens of Stilwater.
Battle through three all new co-op enabled missions.
Commandeer new air and ground vehicles including attack aircraft and luxury sports cars.
Customize your character with new hairstyles, law enforcement uniforms, and all new clothes.
Own the streets in new Strong Arm and Gangsta Brawl multiplayer maps.
These are your Saints and this is your city like you've never seen it before...fully exposed!
— Marketplace Description

Jailbreak
Coma victim wakes up, kills way to freedom
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Jailbreak
We can either try to sneak out through the roof, or charge out the front, your call...
— Carlos, offering Playa a choice after killing the doctor

Jailbreak
We can either try to sneak out through the roof, or charge out the front, your call...
— Carlos, offering Playa a choice after killing the doctor

Jailbreak
Follow me, I know the way out...
— Carlos, after killing the first guards during the Tutorial

Jailbreak
OK, we gotta climb these pipes up to the roof...
— Carlos, after following him through the door during the Tutorial

Jailbreak
Maybe going out the front door wouldn'tve been such a bad idea after all...
— Carlos, after firing a gun on the roof.

Jailbreak
Well, it sounds like they found the body...
— Carlos, at the third waypoint during the Tutorial

Jailbreak
If we make our way down, we can get to the docks and take a boat off this fuckin' island...
— Carlos, at the bottom of the fire escape during the Tutorial

Jailbreak
We don't got time to dick around, we gotta get to the docks before we get caught!
— Carlos, when exploring in the wrong direction during the tutorial escape

Jailbreak
Let's get to the docks, I can drive us outta here...
— Carlos, when opening the front door of the Infirmary

Jailbreak
Take whatever you can find, we got a lotta guards to go through...
— Carlos, after reaching the Armory door

Jailbreak
Get in the boat, I'm drivin'.
— Carlos, upon arriving at the dock

Jailbreak
Man the gun, I'm gonna get us outta here!
— Carlos, after the boat portion begins

Jailbreak
If we're goin' out the front we're gonna have to take the guard's room first, it's the only way to open the door...
— Carlos unused dialogue line during the non-tutorial escape

Jailbreak
If we're gonna get outta here we're gonna need some weapons, let's go to the guards room.
— Carlos unused dialogue line during the non-tutorial escape

Jailbreak
You really think you can get outta here without weapons? We should go back and hit the armory first...
— Carlos unused dialogue line during the non-tutorial escape

Jailbreak
We can't jump down from here, we gotta go back...
— Carlos inaccessible dialogue triggered by armory catwalk during the non-tutorial escape.

Jailbreak
You see that door under the stairs? It leads to a maintence hall...if we get the key we can use it to get to the roof...
— Carlos unused dialogue line during the tutorial escape

Jailbreak
Let's stay away from those spot lights...
— Carlos unused dialogue during the tutorial escape

Tera
Listen smartass, you have no idea how hard it is to be in front of the camera.
— Tera[61]

Tera
No, I have a thing with nudity
— Tera

Tera
Just pretend it's a fetish film
— Tera

Tera
Give me a minute, I've got something to finish at the hospital.
— Tera on the phone with Playa when called as a homie

Tera
If anyone asks, my name is "Brooke Thomas", you understand?
— Tera

Tera
Give me a minute, I've got something to finish at the hospital.
— Tera on the phone with Playa when called as a homie

Tera
O.K., I'm on my way, just promise me you won't sing "Take On Me".
— Tera on the phone with Playa when called as a homie

Tera
It's look like someone needs a microbiologist.
— Tera on the phone with Playa when called as a homie

Tera
If anyone asks, my name is "Brooke Thomas", you understand?
— Tera

Laura
Don't worry sweetie, when it comes to drugs or snicker doodles I'm the best.
— Laura[62]

Laura
If you think that's bad, you should see what my 16 year old can do
— One of Laura's random Homie remarks during Saints Row

Anna
Some of my sponsors are trying to drop my show because I'm too honest...I need you to show them that was a bad idea. You're probably poor and desperate, I'm sure you can use the money.
Hitman phonecall

Anna
That little tramp Anna will get hers.
— White male Playa

Legal Lee
Anyone hit and need a lawyer?
— Legal Lee after Playa interrupted Johnny Gat's court.[63]

Legal Lee
My lawyer Legal Lee figured out a way to get some gold level clients a fast track out of Hell. The more abuse you put these guys through, the more years we can shave off. Lee suggested running clients through the designated intersections to boost their punishment.
— Legal Lee mentioned by Dane Vogel during the introduction of the "Torment Fraud" Activity in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell.

Saint's Seven
Poseidon's Palace robbed, shrimp night cancelled
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Saint's Seven
Well they called the cops...big surprise there...
— Johnny Gat, after completing the heist

Laundry Day
Money laundering scheme uncovered
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Laundry Day
You got a grenade launcher on that thing right? Use the damn thing!
— Fence

Laundry Day
Jesus, the Ronin are still coming!
— Fence

Appointed Defender
GAT FOUND GUILTY, STILL GOES FREE
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Appointed Defender
Jesus!
— Gat, between the "Gavel" line and "burnt ass" line

Eric Gryphon
Dex has been moving waste from the nuke plant that he can sell on the black market, and now he's planning on using the Masako to destroy the evidence. If Ultor finds out what he's doing Dex is finished
— Eric Gryphon

Eric Gryphon
"Remind me to get Gryphon on the phone, later..."
— Male voice 2

Eric Gryphon
"It's Eric Gryphon's pet project - he wanted an ATV to scout for prime mining locations."
— Tera

Down Payment
Homeless bums, now more homeless
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Down Payment
Sup, it's Gat. Meet me at Aisha's place, we gotta figure out our next move.
— Phonecall from Johnny Gat after gaining one level of Respect[64]

Road Rage
Ronin terrorize city in search of Saints
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Best Laid Plans...
Tanya lucked out last time you took out her brothel... this time the bitch is gonna get what's comin' to her...
Johnny Gat to Playa, while on their way to Tanya's hideout at the Abandoned Police Station.

Best Laid Plans...
Maybe, but we ain't gonna find out. We got the cops bustin' up 3rd Street for us, and we got Julius' lieutenant tied up in Anthony's condo. Everything's goin' our way right now, so just chill. Your time gonna come, Warren. It just ain't happenin' now. Understood?
— Benjamin King

Best Laid Plans...
What are you standing around for? Kill 'em!
— Tanya Winters, when Playa enters the building

Best Laid Plans...
Hey playa. One of Johnny's crew got out of there in time and told me what went down. If the cops are workin' for the Kings, you gotta get off the streets fast. Hurry up and get back to the church. We'll figure out a way to get Johnny back home.
— Julius Little

Best Laid Plans...
Good thing you're here, I was about to leave without ya. I don't think I'm feelin' the bat today. This is always the hardest part for me... ya know, balancing stopping power with personal enjoyment. Oooo, yeah, I'm feelin' this. It ain't gonna be easy clearin' all those VKs outta the station, so I told my crew to meet us there. Let's ride.
— Johnny Gat in the "Decisions, Decisions" cutscene

Best Laid Plans...
There's our boys. Let's drop some Vice Queens.
— Johnny Gat, upon arriving at the abandoned police station

Best Laid Plans...
What are you standing around for? Kill 'em!
— Tanya Winters, when Playa enters the building

Best Laid Plans...
Don't let them get through!
— Tanya Winters, when Playa reaches the stairwell

Best Laid Plans...
We're not losing any more ground to the Saints!
— Tanya Winters, before she enters the final room

Best Laid Plans...
Hey playa. One of Johnny's crew got out of there in time and told me what went down. If the cops are workin' for the Kings, you gotta get off the streets fast. Hurry up and get back to the church. We'll figure out a way to get Johnny back home.
— Julius Little

Aisha's Favor
Some mother fucker's grabbed Aisha's sister right off the street. [...] Aisha said they were drivin' a yellow sedan. Tail those bitches back to wherever they go and get those girls back.
Johnny Gat to Playa, after receiving a phone call from Aisha.

Aisha's Favor
Hey man, it's Gat...if you think clearin' out the Row was fun ,find me at the church... you're gonna love what I got planned for the Vice Kings...
— Johnny Gat, pre-mission phone call after earning enough respect to play a mission

Aisha's Favor
Wait, hold up. If you're bringin' that much ass home, you better have a big ride.
— Gat, unused final cutscene line

Aisha's Favor
The guy with the key went to Tee'N'Ay.
— Black Female Ho

Three Kings
SAINTS RESURRECTED
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Three Kings
Hey I'm Shaundi, whaddya say you show me what you can do in that thing?
— Shaundi, upon meeting her

Three Kings
Good times, good times...whenever you're getting everyone together let me know, I'd love to roll with you guys.
— Shaundi, after completing the jumps if there are other lieutenants remaining

Three Kings
Back when I was in jail Johnny and I set up a pruno ring. The stuff had a 20% chance of makin' ya go blind, but man did it have this great oak-y flavor ya know what I mean? Well, ya probably don't 'cause you were in a coma but you get what I'm sayin'. The point is that I was the only person who could make the stuff without killin' somebody, so I'd handle the pruno and Johnny would just beat the hell outta people until they'd buy from us...it's was pretty cool...
— Shaundi, unused dialogue from cut drive to Saints Hideout

Three Kings
I'd love to help the Saints but first I need you to do me a favor...a deadbeat friend of mine owes me money. Can you help me repossess his car?
— Carlos, upon meeting him

Three Kings
So where you want me to meet you and Gat?
— Carlos, unused dialogue

Three Kings
When Julius formed the Saints, my brother was one of the first to join up. He wasn't as smart as Dex, or as tough as Johnny, but he was loyal. He believed in the Saints enough to die trying to defend their church. The Saints need to reclaim this city because I don't my brother to have died for nothing.[sic] [65]
— Carlos, unused dialogue from cut drive to Saints Hideout

Three Kings
Sup, I'm Pierce, if I'm gonna run with you I wanna see you fuck some Ronin' up...
— Pierce, upon meeting him

107.77 The Mix FM
All the great hits of the 80s without the legwarmers!, [Brief clips of "Take On Me", "Sister Christian", and "The Final Countdown" play] only on 107.77, The Mix!
— Darius Masters

107.77 The Mix FM
You're listening to Darius Masters on The Mix, and here's another 80s classic!
— Darius Masters

107.77 The Mix FM
You're listening to 107.77, The Mix.
— Darius Masters

107.77 The Mix FM
Four MCs, One Great Track. Here's The Pharcyde with Oh Shit!
— One of KG's introductions for "Oh Shit"

Bleeding Out
Aisha rumored to be dead ...again!
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Bleeding Out
Shit...
— Saints member, labelled "Around Ditch"

Bleeding Out
Don't worry I know a short cut...
— Saints member, labelled "Ditch Jump"

Bleeding Out
Hold on, we're goin' for it!
— Saints member, labelled "Church Jump"

Bleeding Out
Yeah, this isn't gonna work...
— Saints member, labelled "Road block"

Bleeding Out
Help me get him in the car...
— Saints member, labelled "Second wave"

Bleeding Out
Boss, I don't know how long this thing'll stay together...
— Saints member, labelled "Vehicle 65% damage"

Kanto Connection
Kanto closed for remodeling
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Kanto Connection
Die with some honor.
— Jyunichi

Visiting Hours
Hospital under siege
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Visiting Hours
Do you even know how to fly this thing?
— Johnny Gat, in the helicopter

Suburbs Strip Club
NO TOUCHING rule violated
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Suburbs Strip Club
One of my girls at Technically Legal called me up and said that a Ronin bachelor party was getting too touchy feely. The bouncers have all been paid not to do dick, so if anyone is gonna teach those assholes a lesson it's gonna have to be you.
— Pierce

EDF Scout
It's Eric Gryphon's pet project...he wanted an ATV to scout for prime mining locations.
— Tera

Orange Threat Level
Cancelled flight leads to gang-land violence
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Orange Threat Level
Akuji is gonna have a lotta security, so be ready...
— Pierce, once inside the airport

Orange Threat Level
Someone must have tipped him off, Akuji didn't get off the plane...
— Pierce

Orange Threat Level
The gate Akuji's flying into is at the back of the terminal, we should drive over there.
— Pierce

Orange Threat Level
There they are!
— Pierce

New Hennequet Rec Center
Rec Center hides den of debauchery
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline[66]

New Hennequet Rec Center
After Akuji touched down state side he decided he was gonna reopen the Ronin's gambling operations. We don't gotta worry about the cops bein' on our ass for bustin' up their operation this time... their casino is hidden in the basement of the Marshall Winslow Rec Center. One of my boys has been stakin' the place out, he'll tell you how to get to the casino. Once you're inside you should have no problem tearin' that place up.
— Pierce, introducing the "New Hennequet Rec Center" Stronghold.

New Hennequet Rec Center
The casino's down stairs, boss...
— Asian Male Saint (voice) at the entrance of the Rec Center

...To Kingdom Come
Check it out: Eesh has a recording session in a few minutes. That's when we make her disappear and give the Vice Kings a nice "fuck you" while we're at it. I want you to take Aisha to her session, but on the way stop at the chop shop to have your ride loaded up with some C4. Park the car at the studio and get the hell outta there. Eesh, make sure someone sees you before you jump out.
Johnny Gat to Playa and Aisha, while at the church.

...To Kingdom Come
Alright man, you ain't got a lot of time, so hurry. One more thing. That shit in your car ain't exactly stable. I wouldn't hit anything if I were you
— Samson, after going to his garage.

Saints Row (film)
With my relationship with THQ, they'll actually see me develop Saint's[sic] Row into an actual screenplay and into a film project. I'm optioning the rights for that right now, so they'll see that before they see me do it from my own perspective for my game.
— 50 Cent[67]

The Pyramid
"A reminder, Eric Gryphon will be inspecting the premises next week"."
— Intercom

Corporate Warfare
There is a civil war brewing within the Ultor Corporation. Dex, Ultor's newly appointed Head of Security, is running a black market nuclear weapons operation aided by Ultor management. Meanwhile, a defected Ultor executive offers the Saints a chance to bring the entire operation down.
Take revenge in style with new transportation options for aircraft, exotic cars, and superbikes.
Redefine your character with all new customization options including brand new outfits and facial bandanas to change your identity.
Take the battle to the streets with brand new Strong Arm and Gangsta Brawl multiplayer maps or challenge your friends in an all new Co-op competitive mode.
Now it's time to put a permanent end to Ultor's corruption.
— Marketplace Description

Satchel Charge
Attach this explosive charge to anything you throw it at. Just be sure you're clear before you hit the detonator.
— Weapon description

Satchel Charge
Attach this explosive charge to anything you throw it at. Just be sure you're clear before you hit the detonator.
— Level 1 description

Satchel Charge
Carry more charges.
— Level 2 description

Satchel Charge
Carry more charges.
— Level 3 description

Satchel Charge
Carry more charges.
— Level 4 description

Flamethrower
A lightweight incendiary device capable of igniting multiple targets at once.
Flamethrower promo

Flamethrower
Designed for Stilwater PD, Police Chief Troy Bradshaw has since banned use of flamethrowers by his officers.
Flamethrower promo

Flamethrower
If used for lighting candles on a cake, make sure the birthday boy or girl is nowhere near the table.
Flamethrower promo

Flamethrower
For civilian safety, please do not use on crowded sidewalks.
Flamethrower promo

Monica Hughes
Senator Monica Hughes set to announce presidential bid.
News ticker[68]

Phone Numbers
Stay calm. Emergency personnel are on the way.
— SR2 message

Phone Numbers
Hello. You reached the Stilwater Fire Department. Remain calm! A fire unit has been dispatched to your location.
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Please remain calm. A Stilwater Police officer is en route to your location.
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Hello, you reached Eagleline Taxi! Anywhere you gotta go, we can get you there!
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Hi, you reached TNA Taxi. Honey, you can ride as wherever you want.
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
You reached Company of Gyros! Be right there with your final solution for hunger!
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Stay where you are. A HazMat team has been dispatched to quarantine the area...and euthanize the infected.
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Hey, I was hoping you'll call. Hey, the manager is breaking my balls today, alright? So, I gotta keep this quick. You wanna roll, right? Say the word and I've got your back, no problem. Argh, damn, fries are done. Gotta go. Later!
— SR Message

Phone Numbers
How you doing, playa? If you've gone to Troy's files, you know that Julius set you up. Meet me at the old Church and I'll tell you where to find Julius.
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Hello and thank you for calling Wardill Airport. We can't come to the phone right now because we're in a danger zone!
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
'Sup, this is Bling Bling, but ain't nobody here. If you looking to pick up some ice, swing by the store. If you looking to drop off some ice, then come to the back of the store after midnight and make sure you ain't fucking followed.
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
You've reached On Thin Ice! Regretfully, no one is here to take your call. This is most likely due to another armed robbery. Seriously, these people aren't fucking around.
— SR2 Message

Annihilator RPG
For huge explosions and firepower, you can't go wrong with a rocket launcher.
Saints Row: The Third weapon description[69]

Annihilator RPG
For huge explosions and firepower, you can't go wrong with a rocket launcher.
— Level 1 description

Annihilator RPG
Increase damage.
— Level 2 description

Annihilator RPG
Increase damage.
— Level 3 description

Annihilator RPG
Laser-guided rockets follow your reticle. Targeting system allows you to lock onto enemies.
— Level 4 description

Annihilator RPG
I'm dying to get some footage of you using the Annihilator!
FUZZ Camera Man

Baseball Bat
A long, wooden stick. Good for beating things. Enough said.
— Weapon Description in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV.[70]

Baseball Bat
A long, wooden stick. Good for beating things. Enough said.
— Baseball Bat level 1

Baseball Bat
Increase damage.
— Baseball Bat level 2

Baseball Bat
Big-League Basher
— Homer - Default skin description[71]

Baseball Bat
For hitting screwballs
— Homer - Genki skin description[72]

Baseball Bat
Combining two great pastimes: baseball AND violence!
— Homer - All-American skin description[73]

Baseball Bat
Not intended for children
— Rat Stick - Default skin description[74]

Baseball Bat
Brand-new and ready to do some damage
— Rat Stick - Mean and Clean skin description[75]

Baseball Bat
That's just nasty.
— Rat Stick - Moldy Oldy skin description[76]

Baseball Bat
... so be good, for goodness' sake.
— The North Pole - skin description[77]

Baseball Bat
Somewhere, there's a giant boneless chicken looking for this.
— Giant Bone - skin description

Room Service
Explosions rock downtown
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Room Service
I'll take care of the ground floors, you head up...
— Johnny Gat, after clearing out the atrium

Traffic Control
ULTOR EXEC SURVIVES CAR ACCIDENT
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

The Unkut Pack
Pimp out your personality with over 60 brand new customization items including Unkut watches, necklaces, bracelets, T-shirts, tank tops, hoodies and camisoles. Change it up with a preppy polo, or dress it down with some jeans at Sloppy Seconds. Ink-up your character with 16 all new tattoo options.
— Official Description

For King and Country
Listen carefully, playa. Benjamin King just called. It seems like one of his boys got a big head and tried to take him out. He's pinned down in the park right now and needs some help. Now, what happens to King may not mean shit to you, but him and me, we got history. I owe King from way back in the day, and he ain't gonna eat it if I can help it. You're gonna go out there and save his ass, understand? [...] I ain't fuckin' around, playa, you bring King back here safe. You feel me?
Julius Little to Playa, while at the church.

For King and Country
What you doin' to my muthafuckin' ride?
— Warren, after his vehicle takes damage

K6 Krukov
Hey man, you're a better shot. You take the AK, I'll take the wheel. We gotta fuck that plane up good.
— Dex, during the mission "What Goes Up..."

Salting the Earth...Again
Ultor execs enjoy surprise retirement party
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Flashbang
Stun your enemies with this grenade.
— Level 1 description

Flashbang
Affect a larger area.
— Level 2 description

Flashbang
Throw farther.
— Level 3 description

Flashbang
Beware the stench.
— Level 4 description

Got Dust, Will Travel
University drug deal goes bad
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

File in the Cake
Drug dealing mom escapes prison, leaves nice note
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Airborne Assault
Hippies mourn loss of drug farm
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Airborne Assault
That barn looked a lot less flamable from the outside...
— Tobias, after destroying some equipment

Airborne Assault
Well that was oddly cathartic...
— Tobias congratulates Playa

Katie
Right, so here's the thing, after like 2 years of doing laundry for my boss, he finally allowed me to cast tonight's episode of Fuzz.
— Katie

Ultor Family Fun Day
MIME SHOT. DIED WITHOUT MAKING A SOUND
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Ultor Family Fun Day
Now there's someone who needs a harsh lesson in the realities of life...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Someone is in need of a little enlightenment it seems.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Feel free to put Dex's florist "at one with the universe."
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
How bout that one? Yeah... I think I've seen them around Dex's office.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Look at these people stuffing their faces... Disgusting.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Dex's dry cleaner is busy eating... You should have a clear shot.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Hmm... Dex's personal food tester. A little lead poisoning should suffice.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Someone's personal shopper is in for a surprise...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
(sigh) Sutton the Mime... Please put everyone out of their misery...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
I'd like to see that prick do the "invisible box" routine after this
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Kill the mime. You don't really need a reason, do you?
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
That's actually not anyone connected to Dex... I'm just repulsed by their face.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
By all means, work your magic on that one.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Well, they didn't even say goodbye.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Masako trainer on that motorcycle. Take them out.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
People never understand just how dangerous motorcycles can be...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
That is most certainly Dex's stylist. Someone should have worn a helmet...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
I don't suppose Dex's chauffeur would interest you...?
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
I'm sure they've done something wrong in their miserable life...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
You won't get an easier shot than this.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Dex treats his masseuse like family... How unfortunate for them.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
You know what needs to be done with that one.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
They're about to get the catch of the day...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Someone's about to sleep with the fishes... (cough) It sounded better in my head...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
The only thing that person should catch is a bullet...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
See that boat out there? It's carrying Dex's stock broker.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
I hope you're not planning on letting that boat escape...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Dex loaned out that boat. A pity the captain won't go down with the ship.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Masako trainer on that motorcycle. Take them out.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
People never understand just how dangerous motorcycles can be...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
That is most certainly Dex's stylist. Someone should have worn a helmet...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
The 3rd annual Executive Pirate Bay Run is about to begin. Here's your chance to knock a few rungs off the corporate ladder.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Over there. One of Dex's accountants.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Clearly that person doesn't understand how dangerous those contraptions can be...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Out on the water... Quick.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Torbit from marketing is trying to escape by sea. Put a stop to it.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Ugh... It's Lowery from accounting. Do us all a favor, please?
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Dex forces that fool to peddle month old hotdogs in our cafeteria... Please put an end to the problem.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
That imbecile insists on wearing that outfit to the office... I never want to see it again.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Over by the limo. It's one of Dex's assistants...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Hmm, only a decoy for one of the Ultor VPs... but don't let that stop you if you're so inclined.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
They claim those limos are bulletproof... Care to test that theory?
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
That's actually not anyone connected to Dex... I'm just repulsed by their face.
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
Someone's personal shopper is in for a surprise...
— Eric

Ultor Family Fun Day
People are starting to scatter. Get on the roof for a better vantage point.
— Eric Gryphon, after destroying the mimes' limo

Ultor Family Fun Day
I've been spotted. The Masako team is coming for me.
— Eric Gryphon

Ultor Family Fun Day
Just don't forget that I can't help you if I'm dead!
— Eric Gryphon

Ultor Family Fun Day
That was unpleasant. Dex will have gotten the message by now. We're finished here. Meet me near the boardwalk.
— Eric Gryphon, after killing all the Masako

Ultor Family Fun Day
The crowds are moving away from the building... You'll need to find another location.
— Gryphon

Ultor Family Fun Day
The 3rd annual Executive Pirate Bay Run is about to begin. Here's your chance to knock a few rungs off the corporate ladder.
— Gryphon

Showdown
Ultor arena holds bloodbath
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Showdown
Get your ass to the Ultor dome...this ends now.
— Maero

Showdown
You don't have a chance in hell...
— Maero, labelled "Attack"

Reunion Tour
Local mechanic sabotages clients
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Reunion Tour
Look, I know you're pissed about Lin, I am too, but I had nothing to do with killing her...
— Donnie, while on the way to the first location

Reunion Tour
I'm setting the bomb, don't shoot...
— Donnie, beginning to set the first bomb

Reunion Tour
Maero's gonna kill me for this.
— Donnie, whining

Reunion Tour
Can I go now?
— Donnie, whining

Reunion Tour
Alright, it's done...
— Donnie, after setting the first bomb

Reunion Tour
It's been years since I was in the Rollerz, can't you let it go?
— Donnie, while on the way to the second location

Reunion Tour
When Maero finds out you made me do this, you're fucked...
— Donnie, beginning to set the second bomb

Reunion Tour
Please don't kill me...
— Donnie, whining

Reunion Tour
You don't know what you're doing, starting shit with the Brotherhood is gonna get you killed...
— Donnie, whining

Reunion Tour
OK, OK, I'll plant the bomb...
— Donnie, beginning to set the third bomb

Reunion Tour
Why are you doing this?
— Donnie, whining

Reunion Tour
It's been set.
— Donnie, after finishing rigging the third bomb

Reunion Tour
I never did anything to you, all I ever did was fix cars...
— Donnie, while on the way to the third location

Reunion Tour
I'm rigging the truck, just don't kill me...
— Donnie, beginning to set the fourth bomb

Reunion Tour
I'm finished, can I leave?
— Donnie, after finishing rigging the fourth bomb

Reunion Tour
Shit, the detonator's not working and I can't fix it...we just gotta wait until the timer goes off...
— Donnie, after setting the last bomb

Reunion Tour
I can't go against the brotherhood, they'll kill me!
— Donnie, unused driving dialogue

Reunion Tour
Why are you making me do this?
— Donnie, unused bomb start dialogue

Reunion Tour
I did what you wanted, now let me go...
— Donnie, unused bomb completsion dialogue

Reunion Tour
Can you put the fucking gun away, I did what you told me do...
— Donnie, unused bomb completion dialogue

Reunion Tour
Here's the detonator...it's IR so you'll have to look at at the truck if you want the bomb to go off.
— Donnie, unused Detonator introduction

Reunion Tour
I'm telling you you don't wanna do this. Once you start shit with Maero he won't stop.
— Donnie, unused dialogue labelled "Drive to Bomb"

Reunion Tour
You just started something that you're not going to be able to finish.
— Donnie, unused dialogue labelled "Drive Between"

Reunion Tour
This isn't right, I never did anything to the Saints...
— Donnie, unused dialogue labelled "Drive Between"

Reunion Tour
I'm doing what you want, just keep your end of the deal and when we're done let me go.
— Donnie, unused dialogue labelled "Drive Between"

One Man's Junk...
Heritage Festival lacks festivity
Ultor Times newspaper headline

One Man's Junk...
It ends here...
— Mr. Wong

One Man's Junk...
I don't need your help...
— Wong, labelled "Player Interfere"

One Man's Junk...
I won't forget this
— Wong, labelled "Saved"

The Siege
Saints cripple Brotherhood
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Eternal Sunshine
Slaughterhouse becomes a slaughterhouse
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Eternal Sunshine
*Laughs*
— Mr. Sunshine, attacking

Eternal Sunshine
Kneel before the Son of Samedi...
— Mr. Sunshine, using doll

Eternal Sunshine
You cannot stop me child...
— Mr. Sunshine, labelled "Enter"

Eternal Sunshine
Bow before me, worm...
— Mr. Sunshine, labelled "Enter"

Eternal Sunshine
You've come a long way to die my boy...
— Mr. Sunshine

Saints Row Church
Hello and welcome to Stilwater Memorial Church. My name is Julius Little, and it's no secret I've wasted many years of my life being apart[sic] [78] of the gang problem here in Stilwater. Fortunately, the Ultor corporation has given me a second chance. Join me, as I take you through the past and future of Saints Row.
— Julius Little in Saints Row Church audio tour part 1

Saints Row Church
Founded in the 1800's[sic] [79] Stilwater always was a city of great diversity and promise, but the peak of Stilwater came in the 1970s. While the downtown area was as popular as ever, the crown jewel in Stilawter's[sic] [80] crown was the district of Saints Row. A testiment[sic] [81] to architecture and urban planning, Mission Beach was the most prestigous[sic] [82] neighborhood to live in. However, the peace and tranquility was shattered when Alejandro Lopez moved to town. Backed by Colombian drug czars, Lopez not only controlled the vice trade, but he created the first major street gang in Stilwater... Los Carnales.
— Julius Little in Saints Row Church audio tour part 2

Saints Row Church
Los Carnales spread like a cancer, within months Lopez's empire was spread throughout Stilwater. One of the neighborhoods that was hit the worst was Sunnyvale Gardens. The Carnales swept through Sunnyvale, demanding protection fees, pushing drugs, and bringing gang warfare to the streets. Tired of the violence in his neighborhood, my childhood friend, Benjamin King organized the kids in Sunnyvale to stand up for themselves...and the Vice Kings were born.
— Julius Little in Saints Row Church audio tour part 3

Saints Row Church
Fueled by their desire to take back their neighborhood the Vice Kings surged. In a matter of days, Sunnyvale was free of the Carnales, but Ben King didn't stop there. Over the next months the Vice Kings and the Carnales battled for control of Stilwater, and while the Carnales were reduced to a fraction of their former glory, the cost had been high. Not only was Stilwater torn apart, but Ben King had grown accustomed to power and refused to give it up. Rather than continue to be a leg breaker for Benjamin, I dropped my flags and moved to Saints Row. Sadly, my retirement was relatively short lived.
— Julius Little in Saints Row Church audio tour part 4

Saints Row Church
As years went by, Benjamin King started to direct his focus to legitimate business ventures, and his criminal empire suffered for it. Not only did the Carnales regain their strength, but a new gang, the Westside Rollerz also tried to make a name for themselves. For a while these three gangs tore each other apart, but once the violence spilled into Saints Row, I had to do something. Like Benjamin, I gathered the people of this neighborhood and gathered them in this very building...here is where the 3rd Street Saints were born.
— Julius Little in Saints Row Church audio tour part 5

Saints Row Church
During the reign of the 3rd Street Saints, this building was no stranger to violence and what few pews remained in the condemned church were often stained with blood. But what was the epicenter for violence in Saints Row has since become an icon for rebirth. After Alderman Hughes' assassination one of my Lieutenents,[sic] [83] a strategist named Dex, accepted a job at Ultor and made it his first order of business to return this building into the icon it was in the 70s. After painstaking and exacting restoration efforts spanning two years, Ultor is proud to open these church doors once again.
— Julius Little in Saints Row Church audio tour part 6

Saints Row Church
At a time when our city was shrouded by fear and apathy, the Ultor Corporation took a stand when no one else would. By working closely with Monica Hughes, Ultor created an urban renewal program that not only created jobs and housing...but created safety as well. The Saints Row you are now standing in, is the furthest thing from the violent streets of yesteryear...and with your help, it will never turn back.
— Julius Little in Saints Row Church audio tour part 7

Mourning Woods Cemetery
What do you do with a graveyard full of blank headstones? Well you fill them with the development team member's names! Most development team members names can be found on the tombstones in the western suburbs graveyard.
— Volition Staff

Ship It
Ship It - bad at marketing, great at boats!
— Ship It's slogan

Loa Dust
Loa Dust has been crippling the Colombian's profits
— Luz, during Drug Trafficking

Loa Dust
Loa Dust has been crippling the Colombian's profits
— Luz, during Drug Trafficking

Richie
Tobias ain't gonna believe that I'm rolling with you!
— Richie to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Richie
I may be high, but I swear you've killed that prick before!
— Richie to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Richie
Yeah! Kill that banger's bitch ass!
— Richie to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Richie
We should totally come up with a murder drinking game.
— Richie to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Richie
So, did all these gangs give you shit back in the day?
— Richie to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Richie
Hey, is Lin really a zombie?
— Richie to Playa during Drug Trafficking

Richie
I used to date this guy Richie who works as a baggage handler at Wardill.
— Shaundi, in the intro to the Wardill Airport Hangars stronghold

Stefan
Stefan knows about fashion, not about gangs!
— Stefan to Benjamin King[84]

Stefan
Hello, this is Stefan, proprietor of Impression, the clothing shop where you shop for clothing, you see. You have saved me from looking at your ugliness by calling me on the telephone and Stefan thanks you, but you can't hide behind the phone forever, no... you come to Impression, the clothing shop, during regular hours, we make you look fabulous. Though not for free; I don't do charity, okay? Alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Impressions phone message

Stefan
Hello, this is Stefan, proprietor of Impression, the clothing shop where you shop for clothing, you see. Alright, you listening? All of my clothing is 25% off. So you will come to Impression, the clothing shop, and buy your clothes at 25% off, and then you will gouge my eyes so I don't have to see my clothing on poor people, okay? Alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Impressions radio ad 1

Stefan
Hello, this is Stefan, proprietor of Impression, the clothing shop where you shop for clothing, you see. Wait, let me adjust my glasses to see how awful you look... Oh! You must come to Impression, the clothing shop, so you can look much better. I can't look through these glasses anymore. Urgh, they are stained with your awfulness. You'll come to Impression, the clothing shop, okay? Alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Impressions radio ad 2

Stefan
Hello, this is Stefan, proprietor of Impression, the clothing shop where you shop for clothing, you see. Alright, you paying attention? All of my clothing is 15% off. This is disgusting me, you're robbing me. Did I take 15% off the genius that is Stefan? No. Do the clothes make you look 15% less than perfect? No they don't. You'll come to Impression, the clothing shop, and you will steal from me as I stand horrified... okay, alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Impressions radio ad 3

Stefan
Hello, this is Stefan of Foreign Power, the car shop where you shop for cars. No doubt you are calling me because you have just realised what an unattractive domestic vehicle you are driving, hmm? You are right to call Stefan, mmm, you will come to Foreign Power when we are open, but when you do, you will not park your car near the shop, no no... drive it into the lake when no one is looking, then walk to us, okay? Alright, bye-bye.
— Stefan, Foreign Power phone message

Samson
Alright man, you ain't got a lot of time, so hurry. One more thing. That shit in your car ain't exactly stable. I wouldn't hit anything if I were you
— Samson

Samson
Alright man, you ain't got a lot of time, so hurry. One more thing. That shit in your car ain't exactly stable. I wouldn't hit anything if I were you
— Samson

Assault on Precinct 31
Chief Bradshaw learns the meaning of "irony"
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Assault on Precinct 31
They're not gonna let us walk in dressed like this, we gotta get some disguises.
— Shaundi, at the start of the mission

Assault on Precinct 31
Before we go in the station remember to put your piece away, most repairmen don't wave around guns..
— Shaundi, upon arriving at the police headquarters.

Assault on Precinct 31
Alright lets get to the control room...
— Shaundi, after the cutscene

Assault on Precinct 31
OK just give me a minute...
— Shaundi, start hack

Assault on Precinct 31
So far so good...
— Shaundi, 20% Hacked

Assault on Precinct 31
Halfway done...
— Shaundi, 50% Hacked

Assault on Precinct 31
Just a little more...
— Shaundi, 75% Hacked

Assault on Precinct 31
We're done, let's get the hell out of here!
— Shaundi, 100% Hacked

Assault on Precinct 31
It's done, let's get outta here.
— Shaundi, end

Assault on Precinct 31
Keep me covered, this thing's heavy...
— Shaundi, escape

Assault on Precinct 31
There should be a helicopter on the roof, let's go
— Shaundi, to go roof

Assault on Precinct 31
Make that two minutes...
— Shaundi, Alarm 1

Assault on Precinct 31
We gotta work fast if we plan on beating that alarm...
— Shaundi, Alarm 2

Assault on Precinct 31
Are you crazy? Leave me alone!
— Repairman

Assault on Precinct 31
OK, if we're gonna do this the first thing we're gonna need is the gear to tap the traffic cameras...
— Shaundi, labelled "mission start"

Assault on Precinct 31
We better hurry, who knows how long it will be before they check our credentials...
— Shaundi, labelled "warning"

Stun Gun
For quick incapacitation of your target.
— Weapon Description in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV.[85]

Stun Gun
Don't taze me, bro!
— Default skin description[86]

Stun Gun
If you're actually using this weapon, we salute you!
— Silver Stunner skin description[87]

Stun Gun
Who knew the Saints used non-lethal weapons?
— Saints Stunner skin description[88]

The Shopping Maul
Mall closed for renovations
Ultor Times newspaper headline

The Shopping Maul
Here he comes, get ready!
— Shaundi, "Ambush" cutscene

The Shopping Maul
It's no use, that thing is built like a tank!
— Shaundi, after shooting The General's Hounfor

The Shopping Maul
Boss, The General's getting away!
— Shaundi, after all bodyguards are killed

The Shopping Maul
He's getting away!
— Shaundi

Rest in Peace
Texas funeral here in Stilwater
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Rest in Peace
That little bitch is runnin to the caretakers house...
— Gat

Pimp Cane
A Pimps Best Friend
— Stilwater Surplus magazine[89]

Mini-Gun
First rule of TV.... Every third act needs a mini-gun!
— Fuzz Camera Man

Molotov Cocktail
Handy way to light things on fire.
— Molotov Cocktail level 1

Molotov Cocktail
Affect a larger area.
— Molotov Cocktail level 2

Molotov Cocktail
Throw farther.
— Molotov Cocktail level 3

Molotov Cocktail
Increase damage.
— Molotov Cocktail level 4

Insurance Fraud
Throw your self into harm's way to earn cash and respect.
— Insurance Fraud introduction in Saints Row 2[90]

Waste Not Want Not
Terrorists raid nuclear power plant
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Waste Not Want Not
We're almost to the nuke plant
— Carlos, once Playa reaches the helipad

Waste Not Want Not
It's too hot down there, if you don't clear off that helipad I won't beable to land this thing...
— Carlos, can't land

Waste Not Want Not
It's still too hot down there
— Carlos, after Playa clears out some guards

Waste Not Want Not
OK, we're landing now
— Carlos

Waste Not Want Not
Come on, get in
— Carlos, after landing the helicoper

Veteran Child (Mission)
Gen X DJ found murdered
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Veteran Child (Mission)
You think you can kill me in my club?
— Veteran Child at On Track

Veteran Child (Mission)
Somebody kill this asshole!
— Veteran Child at On Track

Phillips Building
Who was the asshole Ultor named their building after?
— Playa, Female voice 1

Phillips Building
Who was the asshole Ultor named their building after?
— Random Idle quote

Veteran Child (character)
No! I mean, it's no problem, I got this...
— Veteran Child, explaining himself to The General and Mr. Sunshine after the events of "Got Dust, Will Travel".

Veteran Child (character)
You did us a favour killing Veteran Child.
— Male Sons of Samedi member after "Veteran Child"

Veteran Child (character)
Way to mess up that Veteran Child tool, guy was a total Barney
— Random comment from white male civilian, referencing Barney Stinson, another character played by Neil Patrick Harris

Nick McGee
Hey, TV's Nick McGee here for Friendly Fire. I'm a big fan of war. If you've seen me in Fuck the Nazis and Fuck the Nazis 2, this comes as no surprise, and the history of Friendly Fire is simply fascinating. From their humble beginnings selling revolvers out of the trunks of their cars, the patriots behind Friendly Fire have always had one goal in mind: arm the world. Throughout history, wars, civil unrest, jihads, coup d'état, or today's gang warfare, no matter who wins, Friendly Fire's there to pick the loser up, dust them off, and sell 'em a larger weapon. From the largest army to the individual gang member, Friendly Fire has the firepower you need. Their motto has never been more true than it is today: "Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!"
— Friendly Fire commercial #1

Nick McGee
Hey, TV's Nick McGee here for Friendly Fire. Those of you who've watched me on Rape Squad, every Wednesday at 9 on Channel 6, know that I'm not comfortable unless I have a .44 Shepherd in my hand. And since this town's a Wild West show, you need to be packin' too. Here at Friendly Fire, they've got VICE 9s, T3K Urbans, AR-40 Xtnds, all the firepower you need with no frills and no waiting. You come in, you pick out your hardware, and we take your cash; no background checks, no waiting periods. Let's face it, this town's gone to hell. But you don't have to. When there's a bomber about or a car on a rampage or a hooker that loses it, you need the stopping power of a[sic] SKR-7 Spree or an AS12 Riot. When the shit's goin' down, you don't wanna be stuck with just your dick in your hand. Man up at Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!
— Friendly Fire commercial #2

Nick McGee
Hey, TV's Nick McGee here for Friendly Fire. You've seen me on the big screen in Throat Punch and Throat Punch 2, out now on DVD, but I've got even better news: Friendly Fire is pricing all their weapons for one day only at 15% off their already low military discount prices. So, you can buy 15% more firepower for the same amount of cash, or you can pick up K6 Krukovs, NR4s, and McManus firepower at 15% off. Listen to this Tombstone... Sweet. And it's 15% off at Friendly Fire. One day only sale. Man up at Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!
— Friendly Fire commercial #3 (15% discount)

Nick McGee
Hey, TV's Nick McGee here for Friendly Fire. Those of you who've seen me in Rear Naked Choke, you know that my forearms are deadly weapons, but it's always good to have backup. Hear that? That's the sound of a .44 Shepherd's cylinder, the finest revolver ever created. And this... well, that's the sweet chamber action of the NR4, a pistol that fits in your hand like it was born there. And get this: you can purchase both of these weapons and everything else they sell at Friendly Fire at 25% off. One day only. Molotovs, Grenades, RPGs, Pipe Bombs, and other materia at 25% off. SKR-7 Sprees, T3K Urbans, and GDHC .50s: 25% off! Everything, and I mean everything, is 25% off at Friendly Fire. One day only sale. Man up at Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!
— Friendly Fire commercial #4 (25% discount)

Nick McGee
Hello friends, I'm Nick McGee. As a Second Amendment advocate, I assert that with our right to carry firearms comes the responsibility of knowing how to handle them properly. Did you know that in Stilwater, seven out of ten muggings could have been prevented had the victim in question remembered to take off the safety on their weapon? When facing a criminal hopped up on drugs and desperation, not only do you need the conviction to pull that trigger, you need to make sure that hollow-point bullet shatters their spine. That's why it's so important to make sure any weapon you're carrying is always locked, loaded, and ready to fire. So next time you're walking home from a Feed Dogs concert, remember this: Safety first, safety off.
— Friendly Fire commercial #2

Nick McGee
Hi, I'm Nick McGee, and I'd like to take a few seconds to talk to you about Sloppy Seconds. If you're like me, sometimes you can't afford to get something new, fresh, and unstained, but that doesn't mean you have to be left out. What's wrong with some sloppy seconds? Sure it's already been used by someone else, maybe you'll even get an odd look or two for wearing a shirt marked with blood and semen, but sometimes you have to take what you can get. So come on down to Sloppy Seconds, Stilwater's only source for all your second-hand clothing needs. If it looked good on them, it'll look great on you.
— Sloppy Seconds commercial #1

America's Next Top Scientist
Humble Reporter Exposes Mad Scientist
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

America's Next Top Scientist
I just made the Saints a lot of money. Listen honey, Ultor was going to bury this story anyway - at least this way we got a little something out of it. Ultor isn't going away; you'll have plenty of time to plot your little revenge scheme.
— Jane Valderamma

America's Next Top Scientist
Stay close to me, Tera. Looks like Ultor wants to shut you up bad.
— Playa, after returning from the lookout

America's Next Top Scientist
Hold up, Jane's calling...
— Playa, after fighting off the Masako

America's Next Top Scientist
My crew is already waiting for you. Find their truck and I'll meet you there.
— Jane Valderamma, on the phone

Bad Trip
Saints leader in drug fueled orgy of violence
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Bad Trip
Well at least it looks like you sobered up some. Pierce called, the Samedi are tailin' him back here...we gotta give him a hand.
— Shaundi, after Playa arrives

Bad Trip
How did they find us?
— Pierce, when he arrives

Bad Trip
I might feel better about our odds if our leader wasn't fucking high!
— Pierce (unsubtitled)

Forgive and Forget
Forgive and Forget is a chain of drive through confessionals spread throughout Stilwater.
— Help menu text in Saints Row

Forgive and Forget
Looks like that got their attention...if it ever gets too hot, go to Forgive and Forget, they'll cover up everything...
— Troy[91]

Forgive and Forget
Forgiveness ain't cheap, buddy.
— After using Forgive and Forget in Saints Row

Forgive and Forget
Anything can be forgiven if the price is right.
— After using Forgive and Forget in Saints Row

Forgive and Forget
Let me see the money first. Okay, you're forgiven.
— After using Forgive and Forget in Saints Row

Forgive and Forget
When the hell did philosotology become so popular?
— Playa Male voice 1 in Saints Row 2

Forgive and Forget
May R. Lon Hibbard protect you from the forces of Exnu
— After using Forgive and Forget in Saints Row 2

Forgive and Forget
Thanks to Philosotology, all is forgiven
— After using Forgive and Forget in Saints Row 2

Forgive and Forget
Could I interest you in a very private lesson on Philosotology?
— White male Civilian talking to a stripper in Saints Row 2

Forgive and Forget
What did you say about my religion?
— Drunk Civilian in Saints Row 2

Forgive and Forget
It's all a result of being clear!
— White female Civilian after being complimented in Saints Row 2

Stilwater University Student Union
QUAD DAY SPREADS HATE AND VIOLENCE
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Stilwater University Student Union
Every year Stilwater U has a cultural day in the student union where all these different clubs will do stuff like set up booths, pass out pamphlets, give away couscous, whatever. Anyway the Sons of Samedi are gonna be there today to do recruiting. If you hurry up you can take all those assholes out.
— Shaundi

First Impressions
Cops botch gang take-down
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

First Impressions
Alright: we go up we'll hit the street. We go down, we're takin' a boat outta here.
— Carlos, upon nearing the exit

First Impressions
Hey, hey...be cool it's not so bad. Maero asked to sit down and have a chat with you...he wants to work something out before things get out of control.
— Carlos, shortened pre-mission phone call used in-game

First Impressions
Alright: we go up we'll hit the street. We go down, we're takin' a boat outta here.
— Carlos, upon nearing the exit

Saints and Martyrs
Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's...
Playa, in reply to Alderman Richard Hughes' exposition.

Saints and Martyrs
Hello young man, this is Alderman Hughes. That was quite a message you sent at Winslow's funeral...and trust me, I heard it loud and clear. Now I'd like to set one thing straight...it was Monroe's plan to strong arm the Saints; personally I've always thought you and I could have a much healthier relationship. Now, we've had a rocky start, yes but why don't we fix that. Come over to my fundraiser tonight, Julius will be there and between the three of us I'm sure we can work something out.
— Richard Hughes, in a phone call after completing the previous mission, Hail to the Chief

Bank Error in Your Favor
Kidnapping turns gruesome
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Bank Error in Your Favor
Stay away from me!
— Jessica spots Playa

Thank You and Goodnight!
Feed Dogs concert hailed "best ever"
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Thank You and Goodnight!
Let's see what this bad boy can do...
— Pierce, once in the truck

Thank You and Goodnight!
The concert's started, get in there!
— Pierce, upon arrival

Feed Dogs
That Feed Dogs cover of 'Don't Fuck Me Like I'm Your Wife' is amazing.
— Female biker

The Enemy of my Enemy
Weapons shipment hijacked
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

The Enemy of my Enemy
Hey it's Shaundi, meet me at Adam's Arcade, I gotta talk to you about the Brotherhood.
— Shaundi

Retribution
City descends into CHAOS!
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Retribution
Troy's boys have rounded up a bunch of Brotherhood and Saints. Nows the perfect time to free our boys and kill theirs...
— Pierce, "Call Arrest"

Retribution
I'm hearin' on the police scanner that some Brotherhood are driving around torchin' the district.
— Pierce, "Call Firebombs"

Retribution
Some Brotherhood lieutenants are meeting in a parking garage to plan the next part of their attack, bust up their little meeting.
— Pierce, "Call Parking"

Retribution
The brotherhood is tossin' the stores that pay us protection money, you gotta stop them before they ruin our investment...
— Pierce, "Call Store"

Jail Bait
Freed inmates wish they'd stay in jail
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Wardill Airport Hangars
TERROR ON RUNWAYS!
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Wardill Airport Hangars
I used to date this guy Richie who works as a baggage handler at Wardill. Well the other day, I found out he was holding so I stopped by to say hi and smoke a bowl. Anyway, it turns out that while he was at work he snuck off to a hanger to celebrate 4:20 and overheard Maero talking with some scary Eurotrash dudes. Whatever's happening is involving some serious money, so if you get to the hanger before the deal goes down I bet you can wire that money to us. After that if you're still feeling psychotic you could take out the Brotherhood and whoever they're dealing with.
— Shaundi

Sommerset Apartments
Violence in Sommerset rises
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Sommerset Apartments
The reason the Samedi weren't able to get a complete lock on the University is because the southern housing was being run by the Brotherhood. Prostitution, gambling, drugs... if it's a vice college kids want, the Brotherhood are pushing it here. If the Saints want to take control of this neighborhood you're gonna have to evict these assholes.
— Shaundi

Imperial Square Pagodas
Shop owners caught in crossfire
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline[92]

Imperial Square Pagodas
The Brother[93] ain't exactly tacticians but they got at least one thing right. Getting paid to do nothin' is love. If we wanna be major players we gotta get some protection rackets goin', and we might as well start with a neighborhood that loves to pay out: Chinatown
— Pierce, introducing the "Imperial Square Pagodas" Stronghold.

Imperial Square Pagodas
The Brotherhood has got the people in Chinatown scared shitless, practically all the stores pay protection money to Maero. You gotta show those people that they're payin' the wrong gang. Toss some stores in Chinatown, those shop keepers can't be too hard to break.
— Carlos, unused stronghold introduction

Imperial Square Pagodas
The guy running the Brotherhood protection rackets owns the Pagoda Hotel...shake him down and everyone else will fold.
— Shaundi, informing Playa about the Pagoda Hotel.

Poseidon Alley Docks
Poseidon Alley a haven for drug smugglers!
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline[94]

Poseidon Alley Docks
I had one of my boys watch Donnie's mechanic shop after you shook him down. Maero went to check on Donnie, but when he left he went straight to the docks to set up some business deal. I don't know what's goin' on, but a convoy of Brotherhood are going to the docks now. If you can hijack one of their trucks you could probably join the convoy, get to the meeting place, and take out all the motherfuckers that show up.
— Pierce

Humbolt Park Science Museum
MUSEUM MASSACRE
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Humbolt Park Science Museum
So check it out, you're looking at the Ultor Institute for Science and Innovation. But the place isn't all Jacob's ladders and irrigation shit. In the center of it all are a bunch of servers that run the Ronin's web porn ring. Those assholes are making serious bank off of their sites, so if you can take those bad boys out the Ronin are definitely gonna be hurting.
— Pierce

Burning Down the House
SHIVINGTON IN FLAMES!
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Good D
Ronin becoming desperate
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Good D
The Ronin are attacking the other side!
— Playa, Ronin attacking base

Good D
The Ronin are attacking the other side!
— Gat, Ronin attacking base

Good D
They're coming in the courtyard!
— Playa, Ronin attacking courtyard

Good D
They're coming in the courtyard!
— Gat, Ronin attacking courtyard

Good D
They're falling back!
— Pierce (unused)

Good D
Cries and screams
— Shogo (unused)

Burying Evidence
Hey, I think we stopped moving. Are you listening? Are you even alive? Say something! [...] Ow! I'll take that as a yes. Where the fuck's my lighter...
Lin to Playa, while tied up and incapacitated inside of her vehicle.

Burying Evidence
Did you hear that asshole Donnie? He said I was his girl.
— Lin's final words

Burying Evidence
How the hell is he still alive?
— William Sharp, after spotting Playa

Elysian Fields Trailer Park
TROUBLE IN PARADISE
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Elysian Fields Trailer Park
The Sons have been using the trailer park to develop their products for years. If you can find what trailers they're using for drug labs, you should have no problem making them go "boom".
— Shaundi

Charred Hard Burgers
Cheap Food for Cheap People
— Company slogan

Cycles
Cycles, tell your old life to fuck off!
— Cycle's slogan

Rusty's Needle
Welcome to "Rusty's Needle", formerly "Big Cranks", formerly Harry's House of Hepatitis
— Rusty

Round Peg, Square Hole
I'll drive to where the cops are picking up protection money, you make 'em cease and desist with one of Tony's noisemakers. If we make sure the only cops we hit are the one's working for King, people gonna start askin' questions, and the cops are gonna have no choice but come down on the VKs to save face. Let's do this.
Johnny Gat to Playa, before departing for downtown.

Round Peg, Square Hole
So the other day Aisha was giving me shit because I don't do anything nice for her. Can you believe that? I mean I've paid for her everytime we go out, so I'm like "The hell you talkin' about, I picked up the check at the firing range" and then she goes on and on about dinner this, and flowers that. It's fuckin' bullshit, right? (pause) Thanks for your advice man, you're a big help.
— Johnny Gat

Green With Envy
Every day, that bitch gets driven to the construction site in a Status Quo, then sneaks off to get her freak on with Warren before she goes back home to Tony. While she's busy suckin' cock, you deal with the chauffeur and take his place. When she's done wiping her mouth, she'll have you drive her back. Once you're at Tony's, it's all up to you.
Julius Little to Playa, while at the church with Dex and Aisha.

Green With Envy
Well, I got some time to kill before Tony expects me back. Might as well do a little shopping.
— Tanya Winters, getting back in the car after seeing Warren

Green With Envy
Stop by Friendly Fire, I'd like to pick something up for Tony.
— Tanya, getting back in the car after Impressions

Green With Envy
Well, I got some time to kill before Tony expects me back. Might as well do a little shopping.
— Tanya Winters, getting back in the car after seeing Warren

Green With Envy
This should only take a minute.
— Tanya, arriving at Impressions

Green With Envy
Stop by Friendly Fire, I'd like to pick something up for Tony.
— Tanya, getting back in the car after Impressions

Green With Envy
I wonder if they gift wrap...
— Tanya, arriving at Friendly Fire

Green With Envy
Hey playa, we got a problem. Some of Troy's crew didn't hear the plan, and decided they were going to hit Tanya when she was in her limo. These are our boys. I don't want them gettin' hurt.
— Julius Little, calling to warn Playa while Tanya is inside Friendly Fire

Green With Envy
Take me back to 707 Springfield.
— Tanya, getting back into the car after Friendly Fire

Green With Envy
Don't you fucking touch--
— Tanya Winters, being knocked unconscious by Playa in the "Ladies First" cutscene

Green With Envy
Haha, it's gonna take more than that to drop this n​igga!
— Green, after being damaged

Green With Envy
What's going on?
— Spoken by "Limo", labelled "Attack"

Always Use Protection
Turns out Tanya's been fuckin' people in every sense of the word. Not only is she blowin' King's bodyguard Big Tony, but she's fuckin' Warren Williams, their numbers guy, whenever Tony ain't lookin'. Between Tony and Warren, the only person she isn't leading around by their cock is King. So I'm thinkin' we put the hurt on Tanya, we're fuckin' up the Vice Kings. She's got an operation in Prawn Court, that's where we'll start. Roll in there and put the murder on anyone you see, customers included. Who wants to die for a blowjob right?
Johnny Gat to Playa, outside Freckle Bitch's.

Always Use Protection
I'll have Monroe put some pressure on the Saints. While they're distracted, it should be easy to take back what's ours. Everything else is business as usual, understood? Now, this meeting is over.
— Benjamin King

Always Use Protection
So much for Tanya's hired help. Now get your ass over to the whorehouse and drop that chickenhead.
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
King's obviously got somethin' goin' on with the police, I'll figure that shit out. In the meantime I want you two to go out and cause some havoc. If we can turn the public's eye to the Kings then the police won't have a choice but to come down on them.
Dex to Johnny Gat and Playa, at Sloppy Seconds in Harrowgate.

3rd Street Vice Kings
Alright, if the Vice Kings are gonna take the fall we gotta make sure whatever we do is caught on tape.
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
Let's get started. The first thing we're gonna do is torch a couple stores.
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
Whaddya say we head downtown and show 'em what we think of modern art?
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
Let's hit that ramp and knock those pins out.
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
One more thing... let's find a bulldozer, there's something I'm just dyin' to do...
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
I'm getting real sick of hearin' Hughes run his mouth. I think it's time to thank him for his gift to Stilwater.
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
That takes care of the cops... let's stop by forgive and forget before we give our last little present to the Vice Kings.
— Johnny Gat introducing an unused objective

Reinforcements
It looks like the Kings are trying to get back Tanya's old digs as we speak. Get your ass over there and help our boys. You're the only backup they're gettin'.
Johnny Gat to Playa, during a phone call.

Reinforcements
I don't know if it's quota time or what, but the cops are leaning hard on us. Shit's too hot right now, I want you to get off the street... hold on. What? You're kiddin' me. Those fucking cocksuckers! Change of plans, it looks like the Kings are trying to get back Tanya's old digs as we speak. Get your ass over there and help our boys. You're the only backup they're gettin'.
Johnny Gat introducing the mission to Playa, during a phone call.

Reinforcements
I hope you're not cashed, we got more work to do. Troy just got a tip that Tanya's setting up shop in the old Sunnyvale police station. I talked to Julius, and he gave me the okay to go in with a crew. I'm headin' back to the church to get strapped. Come over when you're ready, but don't wait too long, we got some murderin' to do.
— Johnny Gat, after all lieutenants have been killed

The King and I
I know where all them fools hang. All we got to do is roll up in there, get their attention, then lead them to the cops. They'll take care of the rest.
Benjamin King to Playa, while at a meeting in the church with Julius Little and Johnny Gat.

The King and I
Way to go, son. It's a shame Julius found you first. We coulda owned this town.
— Benjamin King

The King and I
Aight, let's get this shit started right. One of the safe houses is at the north end of town.
— Benjamin King, mission start

Abandoned Storefront
Rumor is an old liquor store is being used as a Carnales hide out...why don't you go over there and check it out?
Troy to Playa, in a phone call before starting the Stronghold.

Abandoned Storefront
Rumor is an old liquor store is being used as a Carnales hide out...why don't you go over there and check it out?
Troy to Playa, in a phone call before starting the Stronghold.

Abandoned Storefront
The Carnales have been hiding out inside an old store. Until we clean that building out, there's no way we can hold down the Row.
— Julius unused Abandoned Storefront introduction

Reclamation
I got a tip that there's a turf war going on right now. If we crash their party, we can take all those sons of bitches out at once.
Troy, at the start of the mission.

Reclamation
We did it, playa. Saint's Row is ours again. Don't think I'm finished with you yet, though. I'm holding a meeting at the church. Swing by when you can.
— Julius Little

Reclamation
The cops are commin' man, we gotta lose 'em...
— Troy, "Lose the cops!" objective

Reclamation
Alright, we lost 'em...Drop me and Julius off at the church...
— Troy, "Drop Julius and Troy off at the church." objective

Reclamation
I got a tip that there's a turf war going on right now. If we crash their party, we can take all those sons of bitches out at once.
— Troy, at the beginning of the mission

Reclamation
Don't worry playa, you stick with Troy and me you'll be fine.
— Julius Little, upon arriving at the docks

Reclamation
The cops are commin' man, we gotta lose 'em...
— Troy, "Lose the cops!" objective

Reclamation
Alright, we lost 'em...Drop me and Julius off at the church...
— Troy, "Drop Julius and Troy off at the church." objective

Reclamation
We did it, playa. Saint's Row is ours again. Don't think I'm finished with you yet, though. I'm holding a meeting at the church. Swing by when you can.
— Julius Little, upon reaching the church, introducing the closing cutscene.

Reclamation
What are ya waitin' for? We gotta get there before we miss our shot!
— Julius nags Playa

Reclamation
Swoop by the church and scoop us. It's time to finish this shit.
— Unused Julius pre-mission Phone Call

Reclamation
Before we go in there, let's hit Brown Baggers... a little liquid courage never hurt anybody.
— Unused Julius line from removed "Head to the liquor store and buy some liquor." objective

Liberation
Hey, meet me at the pool hall. The Rollerz are getting into something big.
Lin to Playa, in a phone call.

Liberation
Hey, meet me at the pool hall. The Rollerz are getting into something big.
— Lin, pre-mission phone call

Corporate Meltdown
ULTOR SAVES CITY
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Corporate Meltdown
Impressive. Now get the remaining trucks down to the dock. My people will take care of it from there.
— Eric Gryphon, fourth phone call

Pyramid Scheme
THE PYRAMID EXPOSED!
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Pyramid Scheme
I don't know about you, but I think it's time we trash Ultor's pride and joy.
— Gat, labelled "call player"

Pyramid Scheme
They've sealed the exit, we gotta find another way out.
— Gat, labelled "Sealed"

Pyramid Scheme
Listen, we'll do more damage if we split up...I'll give you a call when I think we've got enough of their attention.
— Gat, labelled "Split up"

Brass Knuckles
Because sometimes, you really want to beat the hell outta people
— Brass Knuckles slogan

McManus
This is the "McManus". As you see, it's fully collapsible and comes in a stately black attaché. The 18" cryogenically treated stainless steel bull barrel givels this rifle a guaranteed accuracy of .2 minute of angle at 600 yds with match grade ammunition. With it's[sic] hand reamed chamber and match grade trigger, the "McManus" is designed for the marksman who wants to reach out and touch someone at a moments notice.
Friendly Fire saleswoman[95]

Tagging
Hidden throughout the world are tag locations. Put up the Saints tag to earn respect.
— Tagging introduction

Escort
Drive around town and keep the paparazzi away from your car to earn cash and respect.
— Escort introduction in Saints Row 2[96]

Escort
In the Escort Activity you must drive a Stripper and her Client around while evading the Paparazzi. At the start of the Activity you are assigned a specific car to use. Once you and the Stripper enter the car, the location of your Client is indicated on the mini map. On the HUD are two meters, the Pleasure Meter and the Footage Meter. Once you pick up the Client, the Pleasure Meter begins to fill up. Once the Pleasure Meter is filled, the Client is satisfied and you can drop them off. However, there are Paparazzi who are eager to take footage of your Client's sexual escapades. Your mini map shows a Red Circle around each of the news vans the Paparazzi are using. Any time you enter that circle, the Pleasure Meter stops filling up, and the Footage Meter increases instead. Once the Footage Meter is filled, the Client's public image has been ruined and the Activity is failed. You are rewarded with cash and respect if you are able to evade the Paparazzi long enough for the Client to be satisfied, and then drop them off. Each instance of Escort has eight levels of difficulty; if you complete all eight you will receive an extra reward.
— In-game help text

Escort
Drive fast and safe to keep the Tiger happy and increase your courage.
— Instructions

FUZZ
Impersonate one of Stilwater's Finest and provide quality footage to the FUZZ crew for cash and respect.
— Fuzz introduction[97]

What Goes Up...
Good job man, I'll tell Julius we're done here. Take Angelo's ride, I'll drive this back to your crib. [...] Ya know what, I think Julius was right about you.
— Dex

What Goes Up...
We don't got much time, if Lopez is able to get on that plane we're fucked.
— Dex, at the start of the mission

What Goes Up...
Come on man, pick it up.
— Dex, if the timer goes below roughly 50 seconds

What Goes Up...
Fuck! We lost him.
— Dex, if the timer runs out

What Goes Up...
Hey man, you're a better shot. You take the AK, I'll take the wheel. We gotta fuck that plane up good.
— Dex

What Goes Up...
Looks like we made it just in time.
— Dex, upon arriving at the airport

What Goes Up...
Hey I don't mean to rush you or nothin', but can you please take that bitch out?
— Dex, when time is running out

What Goes Up...
Fuck, we were so close.
— Dex, when Angelo escapes

What Goes Up...
Holy shit, we did it!
— Dex, when the plane is destroyed

Picking a Fight
Ultor begins "aggressive re-development"
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Picking a Fight
Pierce, you ok?
— Playa, when nearing Pierce

Picking a Fight
Let go of me!
— Shaundi, as Playa nears her

Picking a Fight
Thanks boss, I thought I was dead for sure...
— Shaundi, after Playa saves her after saving Pierce

Burden of Proof
EXPECT HIGHWAY DELAYS
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Bonding Experience
Stilwater institutes temporary NO-Fly zone
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Bonding Experience
You see that? Now that's a textbook carjacking...
— Pierce, after stealing a car

Bonding Experience
Listen, if these helicopters are droppin' off dust they gotta be comin' from somewhere...I'm gonna drive to the coast and see if we can catch any of these assholes flyin' inbound...
— Pierce, labelled "Drive docks"

Bonding Experience
Hang on tight!
— Pierce, labelled "Jump"

Bonding Experience
Looks like the Samedi aren't gonna lose their dust without a fight...
— Pierce, labelled "Samedi Arrive"

Weekend at Tera's
DING DONG DITCH
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Amberbrook Museum Pier
THIS IS MADNESS!
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Amberbrook Museum Pier
Looks like the Ronin are settin' up shop for some deal. I don't know who or what they're moving yet, but judging by the amount of security they set up somethin' big is definitely goin' down. You're gonna have to take out two sets of guards before you can get a visual on the pier, if I were you I'd use a sniper rifle to drop those bitches from as far away as possible.
— Pierce

Riot Control
MAYOR: "HOMELESS SHOULD BE EUTHANIZED"
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

No Time to Mourn
These streets were ours before those bitches from the Row showed up! And when they stepped, what did we do? They fucked up our race, and we just took it. They fucked up our deliveries, and we just took it. And now they killed my Uncle, and who knows what the fuck they did to Donnie. Now, I'm only gonna say this once. We're not gonna sit here and fuckin' take it. [...] Light 'em up, boys. We're burning Saint's Row to the ground.
Joseph Price, rallying his gang against the 3rd Street Saints.

No Time to Mourn
N​igga, you should buckle your seatbelt.
Julius Little

No Time to Mourn
You gotta be more careful or we won't even make it there.
— Julius Little, if the car is damaged on the way to the convoy

No Time to Mourn
Now, let's finish off Price.
— Julius, upon completion of the mission

Homeland Security
Alright, let's split up, the Row's a big place, and we gotta make sure we smoke all those muthafuckas.
Dex to Playa, after learning of the Carnales' attack on Saint's Row.

Homeland Security
Aw, you're kiddin' me.
— Unused Dex line

Homeland Security
3rd Street!
— Unused black female Saint line

Saints Row: Money Shot
You are Cypher, a deadly assassin in the world of Saints Row, and you hunt the most elusive targets with the most sophisticated weaponry that Ultor has to offer. How sophisticated? You have the ability to control the path of your bullet to such a degree that you can weave through the hallway of an apartment complex, steer through the legs of a hooker, and even snake your way through a moving train! Avoid striking solid objects and unintended bystanders and make sure you hit your mark!
— Leaked Description

Crack Down
The Carnales were the first organized gang in the city. The way Julius tells it, they owned the whole damn town until Benjamin King stepped up against them. [...] Now add in that the Carnales are backed by the largest drug cartel in the world, and I think you'll understand why we're gonna play this safe instead of pullin' a Johnny. We cut off their income first, then we go for Hector. Sound good?
Dex to Playa, introducing the Carnales during their meeting.

Crack Down
Sup it's Dex... takin' apart the Carnales ain't gonna be easy so whenever you're ready hit me up at the church.
— Dex, pre-mission phone call, after earning enough respect to play a mission.

Crack Down
I got Troy goin' into Carnales territory to find out where their main plant is, but I already know where to score product. They have labs here, here, and here. Taking them out should distract the Carnales long enough for us to find out where they're making this shit. Let's get to work.
— Dex unused line, listed in the Message Log of the "First Blood" cutscene

The Missing Shipment
One of my boys called and said they saw a truck with a heavy LC escort leavin' the factory District. It's probably loaded with drugs, but that's just a bonus, our target is the truck itself. I need it brought back to the Row in one piece; it's no good to us blown to shit.
Dex to Playa and Troy, during their meeting outside Freckle Bitch's.

The Missing Shipment
All the more reason to settle this now. Victor, Angelo... gather your men together. It's time to tears Saint's Row apart.
— Hector Lopez

The Missing Shipment
Well, we got the truck Dex wanted, now all we gotta do is figure out what the hell he needed it for...
— Troy, upon completion of the mission

Filmore Parking Garage
A bunch of King's bookies are meeting at a parking garage to discuss rigging games. Don't let any of 'em walk away from the meeting. No one fucks with my hockey game...
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

89.0 Generation X
Is this a fucking recording?
— Caller requesting "Hole in the Earth"

89.0 Generation X
This station is so creepy now
— Caller requesting "Knights"

89.0 Generation X
What a piece of shit
— Caller requesting "Teenagers"

89.0 Generation X
Shaundi, this one's for you, Plain White T's with Hate
— DJ Veteran Child, before playing "Hate"

89.0 Generation X
General, if you're listening, I don't hate you, we're cool, okay?
— Veteran Child, after playing "Hate"

89.0 Generation X
Thanks for the advice, Alice
— Veteran Child, before playing "Lying Is The Most Fun", alluding to the film Closer

89.0 Generation X
You know who's a cog in this murder machine? Mr. Sunshine.
— DJ Veteran Child, before playing "Teenagers"

89.0 Generation X
You listening Shaundi? Whore
— Veteran Child, after playing "Lying Is The Most Fun"

89.0 Generation X
Jet's what the Feed Dogs would sound like if they didn't suck
— DJ Veteran Child, before playing "Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is"

89.0 Generation X
You're never gonna hear the Feed Dogs on Gen X!
— DJ Veteran Child, before playing "What You Need"

89.0 Generation X
Let Me In is the most frequent phrase screamed at Dane Vogel's office door
— Ultor Announcer before playing Let Me In

89.0 Generation X
Now on Ultor FM, one of Dane Vogel's favourite bands, Minus The Bear, with Knights
— Ultor Announcer before playing "Knights"

89.0 Generation X
Is this a fucking recording?
— Caller requesting "Hole in the Earth"

89.0 Generation X
This station is so creepy now
— Caller requesting "Knights"

89.0 Generation X
What a piece of shit
— Caller requesting "Teenagers"

89.0 Generation X
That was Stupid Grin, you know, like the look people get on their faces when they listen to pop music
— Tatiana, after playing "Stupid Grin" by Dragonette

89.0 Generation X
This is why they call me the Taste Maker.
— One of Tommy's introductions for "Tightrope"

95.4 KRhyme FM
If you've ever listened in to Veteran Child on Gen X, I think it's safe to say people don't know shit about what a thug about. This is Kish, only on KRhyme FM
— One of Kish's introductions for "What A Thug About"

95.4 KRhyme FM
You're listening to Kish on KRhyme. and Apache's about to tell you what every man wants.
— One of Kish's introductions for "Gangsta Bitch"

95.4 KRhyme FM
Here's a Fresh Track off Freeway's Album, The Stimulus Package. You're listening to Big Kish on KRhyme. Yay!
— One of Big Kish's introductions for "Throw Your Hands Up"

95.4 KRhyme FM
That's right, that's right! B.K's in the house, Coming up Next on KRhyme 95.4.
— One of Big Kish's introductions for "Boom Bye Yeah"

95.4 KRhyme FM
I know you're gonna dig this. We got Killer Mike's Go, Coming Up Next.
— One of Kish's introductions for "Go!"

99.0 The Underground
This is Ken for pirate radio. I hate you.
— Ken

99.0 The Underground
I'm Ken and you suck. 99.0 pirate radio.
— Ken

99.0 The Underground
Didn't like that song? Well fuck you, you're stupid
— Ken.

99.0 The Underground
Straight from Champaign, Illinois to your ears. That was Shipwreck and House of Cards, on pirate radio.
— Ken

99.0 The Underground
Just when we're starting to have fun, Jane Valderama is here; to fuck it all up.
— Ken

99.0 The Underground
99.0 pirate radio. Fuck mainstream.
— Ken

99.0 The Underground
99.0 pirate radio. Don't fucking tell anybody about this.
— Ken

102.4 Klassic FM
Klassic102.4, We got beat up in school too!

102.4 Klassic FM
I've actually been working on an interpretive dance for this piece. It's becoming quite something.

102.4 Klassic FM
Klassic102.4, Bach the night away!

102.4 Klassic FM
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
— Francine, after "Ride of the Valkyries"

The Krunch 106.66
You like pop music? Go fuck yourself! Krunch: 106.66!
— Station ID

The Krunch 106.66
Curbstompin' mainstream rock since 1984!
— Station ID

Fight Club
Compete in brutal fighting matches for cash and Respect. Pick up and eat food to recover Health.
— Fight Club introduction[98]

Stuffing the Ballot
There's a mayoral campaign going on, and I want one of the candidates taken off the ballot. Marshall Winslow is in his campaign bus right now, and he has an appointment with the northbound. Park that bus on the train tracks tonight, or you'll find Julius' body floating in the river tomorrow. Don't disappoint me. Julius is counting on you.
Chief Monroe to Playa, in a phone call.

Stuffing the Ballot
This is Chief Monroe. If you want Julius back, listen to what I've got to say. Now, that stunt you pulled downtown with the rocket launcher cost my associates and I quite a bit of money. Now, I may not be an honest man, but I'm a fair one. So rather than turn Saint's Row into a parking lot, I'm going to let you work off what you owe me. There's a mayoral campaign going on, and I want one of the candidates taken off the ballot. Marshall Winslow is in his campaign bus right now, and he has an appointment with the northbound. Park that bus on the train tracks tonight, or you'll find Julius' body floating in the river tomorrow. Don't disappoint me. Julius is counting on you.
— Chief Monroe

Stuffing the Ballot
Who the hell are you?
— Marshall Winslow, after Playa hijacks his bus

Stuffing the Ballot
I think there's been a mistake...
— Marshall Winslow

Stuffing the Ballot
Son, it's not to[sic] late to walk away from this...
— Marshall Winslow

Stuffing the Ballot
Why are you doin' this? I'm from Saint's Row myself...
— Marshall Winslow, after Playa parks the train on the train tracks

Stuffing the Ballot
OH JESUS!
— Marshall Winslow

Style
The amount of Respect earned can be increased by raising your Style Rank. All clothing, jewelry, tattoos, vehicle components, Cribs, and Stores you own give you Style Points. Earn enough Style Points to increase your Style Rank.
— Help menu

Bavogian Plaza Drug Labs
PEEP SHOW SHOWDOWN
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline[99]

Bavogian Plaza Drug Labs
After we took out their street level dealers The General decided to be a little more discreet in how they move their product. The Sons have converted the 2nd floor of that sex shop into a dust lab. Whenever they cook up a new batch they walk on downstairs and sell to the lonely bastards buyin' dances from coke whores. Take out the Sons clientele then destroy the dust labs... they'll never see you coming.
— Shaundi

Hitman
Find and take out the individuals listed on the hit list. Use the dossier to figure out how to find the target, then use your minimap to track and kill them.
— Hitman introduction in Saints Row 2[100]

Hitman
Find and take out the individuals listed on the hit list. For each person killed you earn cash and respect.
— Instructions

Hitman
Find and take out the individuals listed on the hit list. Use the dossier to figure out how to find the target, then use your minimap to track and kill them.
— Instructions

Hitman
How ya doin? I got a couple cases pending and there are a few key witnesses that could really throw a wrench in things...you think you can make sure they don't make it to court?
Legal Lee

Hitman
OK, so hypothetically I might owe some people a lot of money after betting against the SU chess team. If you don't take those motherfucka's out, you might be out one lieutenant if ya know what I'm sayin'...
Pierce

Hitman
Listen up: I got some people that need to be taken care of... you take 'em out and there's somethin' in it for ya.
— Unknown Male

Hitman
Some of my sponsors are trying to drop my show because I'm too honest...I need you to show them that was a bad idea. You're probably poor and desperate, I'm sure you can use the money.
Anna

Hitman
I've sent you the dossiers of a couple individuals that need to disappear...
— Unknown Male

Hitman
Alvan is a college student who calls himself "The Filipino Slash" and runs an illegal collectible card game ring. Go to the abandoned drive-in theater and drink a couple 40oz's: that should make him feel comfortable enough to come out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Brad gave up his lucrative motorcross career to become a street tagger. Throw up a tag in the Barrio to earn his respect and draw him out into the open.
— In-game description

Hitman
Anoop "The Indian Hammer" Shekar is a police officer who gives it to criminals as hard as he does to his co-stars in porn films. Get enough cops on you, and Anoop will respond... Here's hoping he's wearing pants.
— In-game description

Hitman
Frank used to be a rock star. Emphasis on "used" to be. Late night loot grinding got its hooks into him, and now he drives a cab to make ends meet. Give the cab company a call (555-455-8008) and we'll make sure Frank is the one who shows up.
— In-game description

Hitman
Scott's a delivery guy who saw the wrong thing when he was making a delivery. We can't have him talking to anybody. Have some Freckle Bitch's food delivered (555-6328) then take him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
James is a J-Pop star who has a weakness for townie strippers. Go the Suburbs and hit up Technically Legal. If you take up some of his girls' time he's bound to show. Do some Ho-ing to convince him you're for real.
— In-game description

Hitman
Jeremiah may be a physicist but don't let his look fool you, the guy knows how to race. If you ride a motorcycle around the Marina and Museum districts you're sure to see him. Take him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Nate was a championship poker player who lost his bankroll to a maniac wine baron from France. I thought he was on tilt, but he took me for some serious money. Play some casino games and you're sure to find him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Brian is an EMT who charged me before he would take out a bullet: fuck that guy. Just call up 911 and he'll come as fast as possible to "help" you.
— In-game description

Hitman
Chris is a nihilist I lost 40 grand to in a sentence diagraming contest. He likes to hang out at the Buy Jove gift shop to remind people he's smarter than them. Head there, find him and waste him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Randy's always had a thing for watercraft. If you go to the Marina district and buy a boat or Wavecraft he'll show up and see what you picked up.
— In-game description

Hitman
I just got word that Nick has come to Stilwater to collect on some old debts. He's staying at the Heron Hotel in the Marina district; if you take the elevator to his floor you should have no trouble finding him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Everett's a sailor on leave for a few days. Whenever he's on shore Everett's first priority is always to go to Stilwater's Red Light district to get laid. Kill a pimp to get some info on where he's staying then take him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Justin is a graverobber who allegedly saw my client dump a body. Head to the Suburbs cemetery between 10pm and 4am to find and bury him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Chris's a biker who loves to show off for the Ho's in the areas around the Arena, Projects, and Red Light districts. Ride a motorcycle around there and you'll find him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Tim is a fireman who mistakenly thinks he's seen my client light 31 different buildings on fire. Call the Fire Department at 555-FIRE and when he shows up we can clear up this misunderstanding.
— In-game description

Hitman
Mitri likes to hang out underneath the highway exchange in the Factories district. He's paranoid the police are gonna evict him from his cardboard box. Drink some beer around there to let him know you're not a cop and he should show himself.
— In-game description

Hitman
Frank is an honest FBI agent and in my line of work that's a problem. If you cause enough trouble Troy will have no choice but to call the feds in.
— In-game description

Hitman
Shannon is the security guard for the trailer park. Start a fight in the area and someone is bound to call him over to settle the argument.
— In-game description

Hitman
Jim's about to blow the whistle on conditions at Stilwater Nuclear. Head to the Nuke Plant island then call the hazmat team at 555-OOPS; you should have no problem taking him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Roje loves music and only buys it at the Suburbs Scratch That store. Go there and buy a couple music tracks yourself to blend into the crowd and bring him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
An orderly at the Downtown Hospital has been spreading rumors about the Pyramid. To get close to him you'll need to get Smoked and admitted as a patient.
— In-game description

Hitman
Clint's a lifetime Skeeters fan and shows up to every game. Go the Stadium on campus and blend into the tailgate crowd by drinking some 40 oz's.
— In-game description

Hitman
Greg is in the witness protection program and working for Company of Gyros as a mascot. Buy one of each item from the Freckle Bitch's menu and he'll show up to try and sell you on some franchise opportunities for Company of Gyros in his mascot outfit. He'll have bodyguards, so watch out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Apoop is a metrosexual Indian man with two loves: dancing and club sodas. He hangs out at the nightclubs in the Barrio, but only deigns to dance if the floor is crowded. Wait on the dance floor and he's bound to show up.
— In-game description

Hitman
Larry is a white trash producer who made his fortune when he made a reality show about his brother Helmers. Blend into the trailer park crowd by wearing a wifebeater T-shirt (Men's Tank Top) and they'll welcome you as one of their own.Larry will most likely be lounging in a lawnchair drinking a beer, waiting for his royalty checks.
— In-game description

Hitman
Seabaugh is an eccentric genius who wears a pirate outfit whenever he's seen in public. Despite his ridiculous choice in clothing, he's one of Stilwater's power players. Go to the Marina and stop by the pirate ship restaurant; you'll see him soon enough.
— In-game description

Hitman
Mr. Flegel is nothing short of a tattooed war god. He can be found in the Red Light district tattoo parlor but he will only show up to criticize your choice in tattoos after you get one.
— In-game description

Hitman
In some ways Lt. Freeball and I are kindred spirits. I hate poor people and he hates pants. Regardless, he's a disgusting individual and the nephew of my executive producer so he needs to go. If you stir up enough trouble I'm sure the exhibitionist will show up.
— In-game description

Hitman
When he's not sniffing coke off of prostitutes Russell dabbles in archeological studies. Pay him a visit in the Underground Caverns.
— In-game description

Mayhem
Cause widespread carnage to earn cash and respect.
— Mayhem introduction in Saints Row 2[101]

Mayhem
Get outta here puta. Not you man... Sorry 'bout that, I got a little work for you. Until I opened this club, I was a nobody. My neighbors, my family...they didn't give a fuck about me. But as soon as I had money, that all changed. Suddenly everyone's my friend, and they all need favors. Now, I ain't got a problem helpin' people out so long as they understand the consequences. If they meet their end of the deal, it's no problem...but when they don't...that's when I need people like you, homes. Go out there and show those pendajo's why they can't fuck with Rico Martinez.
— Rico Martinez at On Track in Rico Suave cutscene.

Mayhem
Come in. It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Mary. You may be wondering why a woman my age is running a place like this. I'll spare you the details, but suffice to say, my ex husband didn't want me to have the club, so naturally I took it. Now that we're divorced Nathaniel thinks he can run off with my trollop of a sister. Sadly for my ex, this isn't the case. Nathaniel owes me thousands of dollars in alimony, and I intend to collect. Until he pays me, I want you to go and destroy as many of his holdings as you can...the more you hurt him, the sooner he'll pay.
— Mary at $tock$ in A Woman Scorned cutscene.

Cargo ship
Maero's bought enough guns to take over...something that needs a lotta guns to take over. The point is that if you get to the cargo hold you should find some nice toys to play with...
— Shaundi, during The Enemy of my Enemy

McManus Says Hello
We found a memo sayin' that Hector is meetin' with the Colombians tonight. With the amount of firepower that going to be there, just showing up and rushin' 'em would be suicide. Take "McManus" here and get to the docks. Find a nice tall building and wait. When Hector makes his move with the Colombians, take your shot.
Dex to Playa, inside Friendly Fire.

McManus Says Hello
LUZ, POR FAVOR! Okay, okay, you're right. You deal with the Saints, I'll handle the Colombians. If Manuel is behind this...(Spanish)
— Angelo Lopez

Trojan Horse
Now that we have things in the Row under control we can get back to the plan. I had that truck you jacked fixed up good as new. Load it up with a crew and drive it right into the Carnales production plant. When you get inside, hop out and take the place over.
Dex to Playa, outside Samson's garage.

Trojan Horse
What about this gang from Saint's Row? [...] Your father would have killed them all by now.
— Manuel Orejuela

Civilians
Shogo should have been honoured, only the purest of our coven are allowed to be buried alive.
— Goth females.[102]

Civilians
This should have more black.
— "Goth" males in Friendly Fire.

Civilians
I will show you prison mentality!
— Whenever a prisoner fights with the boss.

Civilians
I sold my soul, but don't you dare call me a whore
— Female Goth quoting "Starfuckers, Inc. by Nine Inch Nails

Civilians
I want to have your abortion
— Female Goth quoting Marla Singer from Fight Club

Saints Row: Total Control
What have we got here? Winston and some chump? Didn't you hear, the Saints are dead!
— Torque, in Saints Row: Total Control game text "T4_1_MSG_TORQUE_APPEARS"

Saints Row: Total Control
Looks like taking that building made the Brotherhood angry and they sent a thug after you. That was Torque, one of their lieutenants. If we're going to fight for our turf, we need to fix and upgrade our strongholds!
— Winston, in the Saints Row: Total Control game text, "T4_1_MSG_CUSTOMIZE_STRONGHOLD"

Racing
Compete in competitive or time trial races to earn cash and Respect.
— Racing introduction[103]

Base Jumping
Attempt to land as close to the marker as possible to get respect.
— Base Jumping introduction in Saints Row 2[104]

Trail Blazing
Race to the finish for cash and respect. Bonus seconds earned from ramming people and cars are added to your timer at each checkpoint.
— Trail Blazing introduction in Saints Row 2[105]

Crowd Control
Protect a celebrity from crazed fans to earn cash and respect.
— Crowd Control introduction[106]

Heli Assault
Complete objectives with the attack helicopter to earn cash and respect.
— Heli Assault introduction[107]

Heli Assault
I wanna start moving some product through the Barrio but the Samedi have it locked down tight...once we knock them out of the way all we gotta worry about is the Brotherhood moving to take they place. Hope you know how to fly a helicopter.
— Pierce, Barrio District Heli Assault Cutscene

Heli Assault
I wanna start movin' some product through the north island but the Ronin aren't makin' it easy. I don't mind goin' in there and making the deals but you gotta give me some heavy support . I gotta friend who has an attack chopper on blocks you can borrow, so that should be interesting...
— Shaundi, "Trailer Park District Heli Assault" Cutscene

Timeline
Years ago, an earthquake dropped part of the city below sea level, and rather than clearing out the rubble, the city built over it.
Johnny Gat during the mission "Down Payment"

Timeline
At this location in 1947, nothing of note happened. Seriously, we just wanted a damn park. That's it.
— Sunset Park plaque[108]

Timeline
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that every now and again a situation arises that defies explanation. And so it was with the ascension of the Third Street Saints. When the Saints made their presence known to the world in 2006, they were decried for being pretenders to the throne. The people were confused. Were the Saints sociopathic killing machines hell-bent on destruction? Or puckish rogues living a life of mirth and whimsy? The Saints needed clarity of purpose, and so the course was set... More fun, less mercy killing. This simple choice revitalized the Saints, transforming them from a degenerate street gang into beloved pop culture icons. But even then the Saints were not satisfied... For it's one thing to be revered as a hero, it is another to be a hero. And that, my friends, is where our journey begins.
Narrator

Sunnyvale Gardens Fishing Dock
Saints feed Samedi to the fish
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Sunnyvale Gardens Fishing Dock
This is Spackle Fishing Industries. Veteran Child took me here to stuff frozen fish with loa dust on our first date... it was good times. Anyway, not a whole lot has changed since then, and the Samedi are still movin' shit through fishing boats. Take out the fish in the freezers, then go blow up the boat they're using to move the stuff.
— Shaundi

CD Collection
Hidden throughout the world are 50 CDs. For every ten you find you unlock a song for your Radio Playlist Editor.
— CD Collection introduction in Saints Row 2[109]

Price's Mansion
Price isn't gonna pull that bullshit he did on the highway again. Go to his uncle's mansion and steal the prick's car.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Grave Digger
Old-school shotgun with a new Saints style.
— Weapon description

Grave Digger
Old-school shotgun with a new Saints style.
— Level 1 description

Grave Digger
Increase the size of your clips. Add a second barrel for more damage.
— Level 2 description

Grave Digger
Increase the size of your clips. Add a third barrel for even more damage.
— Level 3 description

Grave Digger
Incendiary bullets turn up the heat. Increase the size of your clips.
— Level 4 description

SA-3 Airstrike
Use the laser to "paint" the target, then watch as death rains down into the area. May want to stand back...
— Weapon description

Reaper Drone
Watch from the air as you direct a missile to it's[sic] exact target.
— Weapon description[110]

Reaper Drone
Watch from the air as you direct a missile to it's[sic] exact target.
— Level 1 description[110]

Reaper Drone
Carry more missiles.
— Level 2 description

Reaper Drone
Carry more missiles.
— Level 3 description

Reaper Drone
Carry more missiles.
— Level 4 description

Killbane
When these hands are crushing your throat, your dying breath won't be an appeal to God. It'll be "Thank you, Killbane."
— Killbane to Playa[111]

Killbane
He's obsessed with his legacy [...] In some ways, he's like a dark mirror to the player.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third

Killbane
They call me... Killbane... The Walking Apocalypse. In the ring, I'm a goddamn legend, but the streets are where the real battles are fought... and my Luchadores are the soldiers that fight them. The Saints might've owned Stilwater, but Steelport belongs to The Syndicate.
— Killbane in "The Walking Apocalypse" trailer[111]

Killbane
The barbarians are at the gate--we need a general not an ambassador!
— Killbane at the end of Return to Steelport

Killbane
It's my fucking reputation! This is my city! I am its Caesar! ...and I get to fiddle while it burns...
— Killbane after "Murderbrawl XXXI", alluding to Nero Caesar fiddling during the Great Fire of Rome

Killbane
No one will remember me? You were a fucking clown, selling energy drinks and lunch boxes. You didn't care about the crowd, just the paycheck. And I changed that.
— Killbane to Playa during "Three Way".

Killbane
Mark my words - when these hands are crushing your throat, your dying breath won't be an appeal to God or a message of love to your family. It'll be "Thank you, Killbane."
— Killbane to Playa during "Three Way".[112]

Killbane
The best? The best is beating Sway the Spider-God in a Tijuana Scaffold Match. The best is defending the world title 13 times in one night. The best is winning a last man standing match with two broken legs...Trust me little Icarus: you're flying too close to the sun.
— Killbane to Playa during "A Remote Chance"

Phillipe Loren
I am Phillipe Loren, chairman of a multi-national organization called the Syndicate. I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives.
— Phillipe Loren[113]

Phillipe Loren
He calls all the shots, he directs everybody, he's the guy that you just don't want to fuck with.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third

Phillipe Loren
These visions are Viola and Kiki. And I am Phillipe Loren, chairman of a multi-national organization called the Syndicate.
— At the beginning of "I'm Free - Free Falling"

Phillipe Loren
Like it or not, Mr. Gat, our organization is expanding into Stilwater. I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives. Ladies?
— Phillipe before Viola and Kiki show the percentage of money that the Syndicate will get from the Saints/Ultor media group's monthly gross revenues in exchange for their lives.

Phillipe Loren
Gentlemen, negotiations were... less than successful. ...Viola and Kiki will spread the word: Steelport belongs to the Syndicate, and the Saints are not welcome. Mr. Killbane, gather your Luchadores and bring me their leader's head. Mr. Miller, hack into the Saints' accounts, and leave them nothing.
— At the end of "I'm Free - Free Falling"

Phillipe Loren
The body of Mr. Gat will be a message for all who oppose The Syndicate. There is no mercy...only death. Don't mourn your friend. You'll be joining him soon.
— At the beginning of "We're Going to Need Guns

The Syndicate
The Saints might've owned Stilwater, but Steelport belongs to The Syndicate.
Killbane[114]

Matt Miller
Don't you get it? I'm God here.
— Matt Miller, in his final confrontation with Playa.[115]

Matt Miller
The thing that's interesting about him is that when he's by himself he thinks that he's god.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third

Matt Miller
That punk kid is the cyber god who just crashed your helicopter. Cheers!
— Matt Miller to Playa in Learning Computer

Matt Miller
This is my world to shape as I see fit, not yours.
— Matt Miller in http://deckers.die

Matt Miller
Thanks for the tip Agent Kensington.
— Matt Miller to Kinzie in Learning Computer

Matt Miller
With respect, sir... I'd say "empty" is no longer applicable.
— Matt Miller to Phillipe Loren, on the Saints's "empty" threats.

Matt Miller
I may exist in meat space, but I live in cyber space.
— Matt Miller in an ad for Lowdown

STAG
My name is Cyrus Temple, Commander Special Tactical Anti-Gang Unit. I'm here to answer your questions about the STAG initiative.
— Cyrus Temple[116]

Hail to the Chief
Marshall Winslow was a major public figure, and you can bet your ass that people would ask questions if the Chief of Police wasn't at his funeral. I say we hit Monroe during the funeral procession. That should show whoever he's working with that we're not fucking around.
Dex to Johnny Gat and Playa, at the church.

Hail to the Chief
They'll be scooping Monroe up for weeks.
— Dex

Hail to the Chief
Johnny is set up across the street, he'll be giving us cover if things go bad after the hit. Now let's get to the roof before mourners roll by.
— Dex, after arriving

Hail to the Chief
Take this. When the funeral procession comes into view, take out Monroe. He'll be the one in the cop car.
— Dex

Hail to the Chief
Okay, here comes the procession, just line up with the cop car and... aw shit, there's more than one. Alright this ain't a problem, it'll just take a little more work to find out what car he's in.
— Dex, upon seeing the cops

Hail to the Chief
Fuck it, take all those cop cars our, Monroe's gotta be in one of 'em...
— Dex

Hail to the Chief
Fuck! Well, they know we're here, no sense in being subtle.
— Dex, after alerting the cops

Hail to the Chief
That takes care of that asshole, let's get to forgive and forget 'fore the cops get us...
— Dex, after destroying all vehicles

Hail to the Chief
They'll be scooping Monroe up for weeks.
— Dex, after using Forgive and Forget

Hail to the Chief
Look, I'm gonna be honest with you dawg, once we hit the chief of police there's no turning back. Sure, the motherfuckas that got Julius are gonna get a wake up call, but you gotta believe the po-po are gonna be on our ass. I guess what I'm sayin' man is that if you wanna back out, no one is gonna blame you. Well, Johnny might, but he's an asshole anyway so I wouldn't stress it. Anyway, Johnny and I got this worked out so the hit should be smoother than Aisha's pussy. McManus'll be waiting for us at a building along the procession route. Take that bad boy and wait to take your shot. We'll never get a chance like this again so let's not fuck it up.
— Dex, unused dialogue from drive

Barnstorming
You found an aerial stunt! Fly through without crashing to get Respect
— Barnstorming message

Barnstorming
While flying through the city look for difficult spots to fly under and give it a shot. You'll earn some cash and piss off Satan a bit.
— Barnstorming description[117]

Viola DeWynter
They're the number two in the Syndicate [...] If they weren't around, everything would descend into chaos.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third describing Viola and her sister Kiki

Viola DeWynter
Viola DeWynter named head of federal reserve.
— Mentioned in news ticker when first customizing Playa

Viola DeWynter
I didn't get a master's in economics to look like a slut.
— Viola during "Nyte Blayde's Return"

Viola DeWynter
Make them all pay.
— When Playa kills an enemy.

Viola DeWynter
Leave the tramp with the hammer to me.
— When engaging a Decker Specialist.

Translator
Please, I would never kill my favorite assassin.
— Mr. Wong's Translator after showing his allegiance to the Saints

Translator
(needs transcript and translation)

Zimos (character)
He's kind of like the lovable granddad of the Saints.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third

Zimos (character)
They got air support.
— when enemy aircraft is inbound in Saints Row: The Third.

Zimos (character)
I'd best stay on your good side!
— When Playa kills an enemy in Saints Row: The Third.

Zimos (character)
This is a rescue, right? This ain't some elaborate set up for a gang bang?
— Zimos during Return to Steelport[118]

Stunt Jumps
Stunt Jumps are scattered throughout Stilwater. Find them all for a special reward!
— Stunt Jumps introduction in Saints Row 2[119]

HUD
Lock-on to vehicle targets by Zooming. Control the launched rocket by aiming your reticule.
— Annihilator tutorial

Sea Roses
The Sea Rose Pub, Roughest Bar None?
— Newspaper article[120]

The Penetrator
The absurdity of a sex toy with the lethality of a baseball bat.
— Weapon description in Saints Row: The Third[121] and Saints Row IV[122]

The Penetrator
A very special Saints Row classic.
— The Penetrator - Default skin description[123]

The Penetrator
Our weapon artists need professional help.
— The Penetrator - Candy Cane skin description[124]

The Penetrator
What is this? Another ultimate weapon?
— The Penetrator - The Good Doctor skin description[125]

The Penetrator
I looked at dildo reference images to get the veins just right for quite a while
David Payne, Weapons and Props Art Lead, and creator of the Penetrator.[126]

Oleg
I am always a gentleman.
— Oleg to Playa and Viola.[127]

Oleg
Once more into the breach, dear friends.
— Oleg when riding in a car, a quote from Henry V.

Oleg
Et tu, Brute.
— Oleg quoting Julius Caesar when being injured by Playa.

Oleg
Fly, You fools.
— Oleg quotes Gandalf while throwing an enemy.

Oleg
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
— Oleg quoting Bruce Banner in battle.

Oleg
As Shakespeare wrote, 'Brevity is the soul of wit.'
— Oleg quoting Hamlet when dismissed.

Oleg
I have not yet begun to fight.
— Oleg quoting John Paul Jones.

Oleg
Most exquisite!
— When Playa kills an enemy.

Oleg
You fight with the strength of Achilles!
— When Playa kills an enemy.

Oleg
We go forth, like Arthur and his knights.
— When called for assistance.

Angel De LaMuerte
I'll be right there.
— when called for assistance in Saints Row: The Third

101.69 Sizzurp FM
From the old school and today, 101.69 Sizzurp, this is DJ Irie, hello!
— Sizzurp station ID from DJ Irie

The Kronic 92.2
The music... *cough* The music that smokes you - 92.2 The Kronic.
— Station ID

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
The Mike and David Show. Where we're right, and they're wrong.
— David in a Station ID

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
K-Boom 108, where we're right and they are wrong.
— David in a Station ID

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
Hor-rors, not Whores, I don't mind Whores.
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
There was a 6 year old toddler in North Stilwater that took a gun and blew away his grandparents.
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
It should be illegal to be the bad guy in video games.
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
It has to start with people like our great Chief Monroe, why wouldn't our children want to be like Chief Monroe instead of these, these, what do they call these guys, these Los Carnales? Jack Armstrong is always talking about it on the news.
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
This ammo is lying on the ground, on 3rd Street. The ammo is lying on the ground all throughout the entire Saint's Row area!
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
You know, they actually closed the Freckle Bitch's in that part of town.
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
You are polluting your mind, there's no doubt, and I find I am polluting my mind when I watch these games, but you go to confession, you go to confession that night and become absolved.
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I think that is a brilliant idea, I do not think there are nearly enough children conversing with priests over the internet.
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I mean if you kill someone in a video game you have to realise that he has a video-wife and video-kids that no longer have a video-father and you have to realise that they need video-support. [...] Without a video-father how are these video-kids going to stay off video-drugs?
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I have several weapons on me at this very instant. I have actually two separate knives, I have a blackjack, I have a sap, and I have an ankle holster with a Derringer, and then I have another gun that I, quite frankly it's none of your business where it is.
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I'm David, that's Mike, on the Mike and David show.
— David, Gun Pride segment.

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
You are free to do whatever you wanted to do, as long as somebody in our government approves of it.
— David, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
Can you imagine some of history's best action flicks with puppets in the roles of the actors?
— David, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
They see a car chase, they want to go down to No Vin and steal a car and go for a joy-ride.
— David, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
Finally, I can enjoy a Nick McGee film, I can watch Rear Naked Choke with my kids.
— Mike, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I truly believe that if we utilise technology to protect ourselves from ourselves we are doing ourselves a tremendous favour.
— David, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I think we have the listeners by the throat, I think they are hanging on every word we have to say. Yeah they may be doing other things while they're doing it, you know, driving, shooting, loving, talking, who knows what they're doing.
— David, Censorship segment

Multiplayer in Saints Row 2
You need to learn your way around. You're a New Jack
— New Jack rank description

Multiplayer in Saints Row 2
All have fallen before you, you are King of Kingpins
— King of Kingpins rank description

The Streets of Stilwater
The Row ain't safe no more, son. We got gangs fightin' over shit that ain't theirs, and you in they way. They don't care if you representin' or not.
— Julius Little

The Streets of Stilwater
You okay, playa?
— Julius Little's first words to Playa

The Streets of Stilwater
The Row's got a problem. Come to the church when you wanna be a part of the solution.
— Julius Little

Saints Flow
There's a Saint in all of us.
— Slogan

Saints Flow
If cocaine and coffee fucked in an alley, this would be the baby they left in the trash can.
— In-game Radio advertisement

Saints Flow
Don't be a pussy
— In-game Radio advertisement[reference?]

Saints Flow
Saints Flow's good, but Saints Flow with vodka, better.
— Playa Male Voice 2

Saints Flow
I bet Monica Hughes ain't drinking Saints Flow.
— Playa Male Voice 2

Saints Flow
The last time I had a Saints Flow I woke up on a sidewalk covered in blood... and it wasn't mine.
— Playa Female Voice 1

Saints Flow
I hope no one ever learns what's really in Saints Flow.
— Playa Female Hispanic Voice.

Saints Flow
I really don't think Saints Flow tastes bad.
— Playa Male Voice 3

Saints Flow
While you were out, I gave you Saints Flow I irradiated with my homemade particle accelerator. I intended to drink it myself, but seeing as I owed you for all this trouble I figured you could use it.
— Jimmy during The Trouble With Clones

Ho Ho Ho Pack
Santa Claus ensemble includes coat, hat, boots and hair. Happy Holidays!
— Description from Xbox Marketplace[128]

Genki Manapult
This little beauty is Professor Genki's Super Ballistic Manapult, capable of vacuuming up pesky pedestrians and firing them as human cannonballs across the city.
— Drew Holmes - Saints Row: The Third Open World Gameplay Developer Commentary

Genki Manapult
This little beauty is Professor Genki's Super Ballistic Manapult, capable of vacuuming up pesky pedestrians and firing them as human cannonballs across the city.
— Drew Holmes[129]

The Gankster Pack
Designed for co-op, Heist takes place in a bank. In this mode you and your ally have been caught in the act of robbing a bank. You must open the vault via three key locations, grab the cash, and escape... all while being attacked by the relentless Stilwater PD.
— In-game description

Funky Fresh Pack
Pack contains 69 new wear options for your character; including clothing, bling, tattoos and hair.
— Official Description[128][130]

Apoca-Fist
The devastating special attack coined by Killbane now in portable gloves.
— Weapon description

F-69 VTOL
This is the VTOL: the Vertical Take-Off and Landing jet... And it wouldn't be Saints Row if it didn't have plenty of ultra-cool weapons, so we've added microwave lasers... and homing missiles as well.
Drew Holmes (Writer)[131]

Tank Mayhem
The [objective] of Mayhem is to cause as much monetary destruction as possible in a set time limit. We thought that was fun, and then we decided to go ahead and add a tank.
— Drew Holmes[129]

Tank Mayhem
If you want to live, you shouldn't be a target next time
— Female Voice 1, breaking the fourth wall

45 Shepherd
The handgun of choice for any Saint.
— Weapon description[132]

45 Shepherd
The handgun of choice for any Saint.
— 45 Shepherd Level 1 description

45 Shepherd
Increases the rate of fire.
— 45 Shepherd Level 2 description

45 Shepherd
Increase the size of your clips.
— 45 Shepherd Level 3 description

45 Shepherd
Exploding bullets shock your enemies.
— 45 Shepherd Level 4 description

K-8 Krukov
The working-man's assault rifle.
— Weapon description[121]

K-8 Krukov
The working-man's assault rifle.
— K-8 Krukov level 1

K-8 Krukov
Increase damage. Red dot sight improves fine-aim accuracy.
— K-8 Krukov level 2

K-8 Krukov
Increase rate of fire and the size of your clips
— K-8 Krukov level 3

K-8 Krukov
Attached grenade launcher shoots grenades farther and faster. Box magazine holds more ammo.
— K-8 Krukov level 4

Gat Mobile
It's not uncommon to see things like various vehicles around the city, like, for instance, the Johnny Gat-mobile. And of course, that cigarette in his mouth is actually a flamethrower... this, er, vehicle usually has the right-of-way.
— Drew Holmes[129]

Bavogian Plaza
It's a shame Bavogian Plaza turned out as such a cesspit. My grandpa told me some stories....
— Random Civilian Businessmen

Strength in Numbers
Dex, do your job, but don't think you're bigger than you are. When it comes to the Colombians, you call me, understand?
Julius Little to Dex, while at the church with Troy and Playa.

Strength in Numbers
Heads up playa, I don't think these bitches stopped by for confession.
— Julius, at the start of the mission

Strength in Numbers
They're comin' from the side entrance!
— Julius announcing Wave 1

Strength in Numbers
Victor and his crew are stormin' the church!
— Julius announcing Wave 2

Strength in Numbers
You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me, what's this muthafucka made of?
— Julius, upon destroying Victor Rodriguez' Bulldog

Strength in Numbers
Well, that coulda went worse...
— Julius, at the end of the mission

Strength in Numbers
They're commin' back from the north, let's move it!
— Dex

Strength in Numbers
They're commin' from the south, let's take 'em out...
— Dex

Strength in Numbers
What?
— Troy, lighting his cigarette on Victor's flaming corpse and seeing Dex's disgusted face, in the "Disgusting Habit" segment of the "Got a Light?" cutscene

Possession with Intent
He just got back from a sit-down with Orejuela and they came to an... interesting agreement: If we can get back all the drugs the cops seized, the Colombians are willing to work with us exclusively. We'll have a lock on the whole city.
Dex to Playa and Troy, at the church.

Possession with Intent
Alright man, you ain't got a lot of time, so hurry. One more thing. That shit in your car ain't exactly stable. I wouldn't hit anything if I were you
— Samson

Possession with Intent
Listen up bro, it ain't gonna take too long 'fore the cops figure out what's goin' on... you gotta buy our boys enough time to load up the truck with all that shit in the evidence locker.
— Dex

Possession with Intent
There's a table right there!
— Dex

House Call
I really hate to sound like Johnny, but the best plan I got right now is just to go in there and take Angelo out.
Dex to Playa, during their drive to the Lopez Mansion.

House Call
Hey man, I checked out that address Manuel gave us. It's legit. Pick me up at the church; I want to be there when we take that bastard out.
— Dex, pre-mission phone call

House Call
Here we go. Hey, I'd really appreciate it if you make sure I don't get dead.
— Dex, upon arriving at the mansion.

House Call
This isn't over!
— Angelo, labelled "Defeated"

TEK Z-10
Street version of the SMG. Full upgrade allows for incendiary bullets.
— Weapon description[132]

TEK Z-10
Street version of the SMG. Full upgrade allows for incendiary bullets.
— TEK Z-10 level 1

TEK Z-10
Increase clip size and damage. Red dot sight improves fine-aim accuracy.
— TEK Z-10 level 2

TEK Z-10
Suppressor increases damage and reduces recoil.
— TEK Z-10 level 3

TEK Z-10
Incendiary bullets turn up the heat. Laser sight improves hip-firing accuracy.
— TEK Z-10 level 4

Stacking the Deck
Aside from macho bullshit, I haven't heard much. The only interesting news I got is that a shipment of high performance cars is coming in today. It's not much, I know, so we're gonna make the best of it. Jack the truck carrying the cars before it makes its delivery and take it to Samson. He'll load up the cars with a few surprises, then finish the delivery. Now get outta here before someone sees us.
Lin to Playa, during their first meeting.

Stacking the Deck
Do enough damage to the truck and it will pull over.
— On-screen message[133]

Stacking the Deck
Hey, this is Lin. Meet me at the arena parking lot, we gotta start making a move against the Rollerz.
— Lin, before starting the mission.

Samson's Surprise
You did good, but I'm not through with you yet. Those cars you stole have been rigged to blow once the engine reaches a high enough temperature. I need you to make sure those cars get nice and hot. There's a race going down in Chinatown tonight, and I think you should give them some tough competition. I know these guys. If you're in the lead for the final stretch, they're gonna hit the nitrous to blow past you. When they do, boom. As soon as those cars are wrecked, get the hell outta there. You're no good to us dead.
Lin to Playa, at the nightclub.

Samson's Surprise
Lin doesn't fuck around, does she...
— Troy

Samson's Surprise
Come to the nightclub. Samson's done workin' on those cars, and we gotta talk about what we're gonna do with 'em.
— Lin, pre-mission phone call

Samson's Surprise
Good work man, all we can do now is sit tight and wait for Lin...
— Troy

Samson's Surprise
Hey, come to the church and pick me up, I wanna see if those trust fund babies can match their rep...
— Troy

Samson's Surprise
Once the race starts, make sure you get me close to those assholes...
— Troy

Samson's Surprise
I think that pissed 'em off, we gotta get back to the Row...
— Troy

Kinzie Kensington
The misanthropic former FBI agent may seem an odd choice to interact with the media, but Kinzie's genius-level problem solving and natural savvy come in handy when selling the President's controversial policies to the press.
— The Saints Row website, regarding her background as of Saints Row IV.[134]

Kinzie Kensington
in the demo, Kinzie Kensington (voiced by Hollywood's resident rehab girl Lindsay Lohan) sends one of the Saints into the portal but accidentally has his avatar show up as a toilet. Desperately trying to fix her mistake (or just having a laugh?) she changes him into a blow-up sex doll, and finally, into himself.
TGS 2011: Saints Row: The Third Hands-On Preview, 15th September 2011

Kinzie Kensington
Before this spreads too far, let me put out a correction as to the voice of Kinzie. She is NOT voiced by Lindsey. The actual voice actress is Natalie Lander, who is freakin' awesome and did an incredible job. Just wanted to put this out there for full clarification so none of you get confused. Hopefully we can get the story on GameSpot corrected as well very soon, but the rest of that article seems to be correct.
V-Singular, Saints Row forums

Kinzie Kensington
Were Kinzie here, I'd pour out my heart.
— Oleg, during Three Way

Kinzie Kensington
Totally agree. We should be using, like, that Navajo code dialect...
— Kinzie to Playa.[135]

Kinzie Kensington
I'm waiting to see if you were sent to kill me.
— Kinzie to Playa upon being rescued.[136]

Kinzie Kensington
You call it motion-controlled gaming, I call it putting a corporate-controlled monitoring device in your living room.
— One of Kinzie's many sayings when recruited as a homie in Saints Row: The Third.

Kinzie Kensington
Maybe you're as good as they say.
— Kinzie complementing Playa.

Kinzie Kensington
I used to date a guy who did that.
— Kinzie when "Bo-duke-en" into a car.

Kinzie Kensington
Meh. I've seen better.
— When Playa kills an enemy in Saints Row: The Third.

Kinzie Kensington
This is why I don't go out.
— when enemy reinforcements are approaching in Saints Row: The Third.

Kinzie Kensington
The place you're in isn't real! You have to break free.
— Kinzie during the "War for Humanity" trailer.

Kinzie Kensington
The President's words were taken out of context.
— Kinzie on Playa's actions as President.[137]

Kinzie Kensington
My people have a home.
— One of Kinzie's Commentaries, when looking at "Furries only bar - Time Furr a Burr" billboard in The Kennel, The Den district

Kinzie Kensington
I'm just saying: I'd fuck Dane.
— Kinzie idle line in Saints Row IV

Mollusk Launcher
Singing, exploding, cuddly, mind-controlling octopi.[sic] Yeah. Mind-control. We're serious.
— Weapon description[138]

One Step Ahead
Stopping those hijackings really fucked things up for the Rollerz. They got a whole list of cars that they're plannin' on jackin'. Make sure they can't find what they're looking for.
Lin to Playa, in a phone call.

One Step Ahead
I don't give a shit what you do to Lin, but you better not hurt Donnie.
— Joseph Price

One Step Ahead
Stopping those hijackings really fucked things up for the Rollerz. They got a whole list of cars that they're plannin' on jackin'. Make sure they can't find what they're looking for.
— Lin, pre-mission phone call

Tidal Spring Apartments
Some of the Rollerz have a court date coming up, and Sharp is throwing paper and pussy at the jury to get them off. Go to the apartment building they're sequestered at and dismiss some jurors.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Pleasant View Storage
Lin found a storage garage where the Rollerz stash some of their high performance cars. Whaddya say we find out how good their insurance is?
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Copperton Receiving Station
The Rollerz have been takin' a lot of interest in a receiving station in the Truck Yard. Go and check it out, but be careful, who knows what they're up too.[sic]
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Meeting Orejuela
We kill Orejuela, and the Colombians'll be all up our ass. Let's figure out what his game is first, then we'll decide what to do. You know where he is?
Dex to Playa, inside the church.

Meeting Orejuela
Nice drivin', you saved our ass.
— Dex, upon completion

Fox Drive Weapons Plant
Now that the Carnales' drug ring is hurtin' they've started to move to gun running. They set up a weapons plant in an old steel factory. Don't let their business get off the ground.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Stoughton Shipyard
The Carnales got in another big shipment. There's too much product for us to take, so go to the docks and make sure they can't move any of it.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Black Bottom Refinery
I don't think the Carnales have gotten the message that the Saints are here to stay. Tag up their refinery, I want those bitches to see our sign wherever they look.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Cecil Park Drug Lab
Dex found another Carnales drug lab. Take it out.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Charlestown Warehouse
Head over to the docks, Troy got a tip that the Carnales called in a heavy hitter from out of town, make sure he never gets a chance to hook up with Lopez.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Cyrus Temple
My name is Cyrus Temple, Commander Special Tactical Anti-Gang Unit.
— Cyrus Temple during his introductory speech.[139]

Cyrus Temple
Zombies and Monica Hughes--?Shit.
— Cyrus, at the end of Zombie Attack

Cyrus Temple
Let me tell you about Jessica Parish, a girl from Stilwater who ran away from home to be with her tough-guy boyfriend. Jessica thought her life was pretty sweet, until a gang banger kidnapped her, threw her in the trunk of a car, and laughed as her boyfriend crushed her in a monster truck rally. If Jessica Parish was your daughter...how far would you want me to go?
— Cyrus Temple referring to the events of "Bank Error in Your Favor" during his opening speech about the "STAG Initiative."[139]

Cyrus Temple
Shoot Commander Temple on sight. I repeat, shoot me on sight.
— Cyrus, during My Name is Cyrus Temple

Cyrus Temple
Authorization is granted to shoot Commander Temple on sight. Dammit, I want him dead!
— Cyrus, during My Name is Cyrus Temple

Cyrus Temple
I've been a soldier longer than you've been alive. You can't defeat me.
— Cyrus to Playa during "STAG Film".

Cyrus Temple
C'mere, you hoodlum! I'm ending you, Saint! Once and for all!
— Cyrus to Playa during "Zero Saints Thirty".

Cyrus Temple
You're not leaving here!
— Cyrus to Playa during "Zero Saints Thirty".

Cyrus Temple
Best to just give up now!
— Cyrus' last words.

Cyrus Temple
You can count on me
— Cyrus when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
Stop with the friendly fire!
— Cyrus when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
That's how you treat people?
— Cyrus when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
Stop hitting me or we'll have problems!
— Cyrus when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
I thought I was your ally?
— Cyrus when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
Alien occupation, pff. These guys should have seen Nam
— One of Cyrus's idle comments comparing the Zin occupation to the Vietnam War

Cyrus Temple
Hmm, Senator Hughes would not approve of this
— One of Cyrus's idle comments

Cyrus Temple
The enemy of my enemy
— One of Cyrus's idle comments

Cyrus Temple
Zinyak would make a hell of a senator
— One of Cyrus's idle comments where he praises Zinyak

Cyrus Temple
Hope Shaundi isn't holding her capture against me
— One of Cyrus's idle comments that shows his concern that Shaundi is still holding a grudge against him

Cyrus Temple
Hope I'm not court marshaled for this
— One of Cyrus's idle comments

Cyrus Temple
Guess I'm dismissed then
— Cyrus when when being dismissed in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
Alright, see you back at base
— Cyrus when being dismissed in Saints Row IV

Battlefield Promotion
We did it, playa. 3rd Street owns this town. Now, that's not to say that shit didn't cost, and I ain't talkin' about what happened to Johnny's leg or losing Lin. Those two were soldiers, they knew the risk. Hell, Johnny gets off on it. But we crushed a lot of families playa, and someday they're gonna holla at us. But believe me when I tell you, we did the right thing. With the Rollerz wiped out, Benjamin gone, and the Colombians in our pocket, there ain't gonna be a need for a gang war ever again. And in the end, that's gonna save a lot more lives than we took. So relax, playa, you've earned yourself a break. You've impressed the hell out of me son, and I've told the crew you're gonna be my right hand- hold up, some berry just turned on his flashers. Yeah, playa, I think I'm gonna have to call you back. This may take a while.
Julius Little

Battlefield Promotion
Just say the word.
— Black male Saint

Professor Genki
You clearly have fine taste
— Professor Genki after being Complimented

Professor Genki
Perhaps Genki wears the purple
— Professor Genki after being Complimented

Professor Genki
We both know murder!
— Professor Genki after being Complimented

Professor Genki
You're no match for Super Murder Cat
— Professor Genki after being Taunted

Professor Genki
Would you like a reality climax
— Professor Genki after being Taunted

Professor Genki
Is it your fun time
— Professor Genki after being Taunted

Professor Genki
Make way for the professor of Murder
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
That almost got my fur!
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
You like Professor Genki?
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
You love Professor Genki?
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Yay, fun time!
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Don't hit super murder cat
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Professor Genki loves life!
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Professor Genki says keep your pants on
— Professor Genki, after seeing a streaker

Professor Genki
Remember Kids its fun to kill
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Hit it like you mean it
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
You challenge Professor Genki?
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
It's only a flesh wound
— Professor Genki, referencing Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Professor Genki
School is now in session
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
And now, you die
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
More Professor Genki
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Professor Genki kill
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Murder Cat comes for you
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Fear the Super Murder Cat!
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Murder! Murder! Murder!
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Pain for you
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Quiet time can be fun time too
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
I'm so happy, I could purr
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Run away! Run away!
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Do not make Professor Genki mad!
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
No love for Professor Genki
— Professor Genki

Planet Saints
Planet Saints - Strap it on
— Planet Saints Radio Jingle

RC Possessor
Why play with a tiny remote-controlled car when you can remotely control a full size vehicle!
— Weapon description[121]

RC Possessor
Why play with a tiny remote-controlled car when you can remotely control a full size vehicle!
— Level 1 description

RC Possessor
Increase ammo capacity.
— Level 2 description

RC Possessor
Detonate the vehicle you're controlling.
— Level 3 description

RC Possessor
Control military vehicles.
— Level 4 description

RC Possessor
Got bored one night and threw it together.
— Kinzie Kensington

Murderbrawl XXXI
This is my city! I am its Caesar! ...and I get to fiddle while it burns...
Killbane, furious after losing his match against Playa and Angel De LaMuerte.

Murderbrawl XXXI
1... 2... 3... 4!
— The Audience

Murderbrawl XXXI
We want blood!
— The Audience, chanting repeatedly

[[1]]
Is this the best you can do, Agent Kensington? BEGONE!
— Matt, "Banish to"

[[2]]
Take this out and we can go for Matt himself.
— Kinzie, "Attack"

[[3]]
WHY AREN'T YOU DYING!
— Matt, "Destroy"

[[4]]
Alright just... don't die until I figure out how to copy his avatar.
— Kinzie, "Boss"

[[5]]
There's no room for you in my world. Time to die!
— Matt, "Final QTE"

[[6]]
It looks like I underestimated you... hope you know how to read.
— Matt, "Destroy Outer"

I'm Free - Free Falling
Wait, wh- ASSHOLE!
— Shaundi, as Playa releases her

I'm Free - Free Falling
Oh God, we're going to die.
— Shaundi, "Gat Find"

I'm Free - Free Falling
I hope you guys are moving fast, this door isn't gonna hold much longer...
— Gat, "Gat"

The Ho Boat
Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town.
Zimos to Playa, during the raid on the boat.

The Ho Boat
Here's the heli, time to go.
— Zimos, as Pierce arrives

The Ho Boat
I ain't getting too close until it's clear down there.
— Pierce

The Ho Boat
I saw Morningstar settin' up on rooftops on my way here. Let's hope that ain't about us.
— Pierce

The Ho Boat
I'm still taking fire here.
— Pierce, Helicopters nag 2

106.66 The Blood
Yaaaaaay! This is one of my favourite pick-me-up tracks

Survival
Once you have the Crusader tank in your garage, Survival missions become much easier.
IGN[140]

Daedalus
The Daedalus... a floating military base hovering over the city of Steelport.
— Eric Barker[141]

Whored Mode
Don't worry, it's not just whores you'll be fighting against.
Destructoid[142]

KA-1 Kobra
What you're usually dodging when the cops show up.
— Weapon description[132]

KA-1 Kobra
What you're usually dodging when the cops show up.
— KA-1 Kobra level 1

KA-1 Kobra
Increase the size of your clips.
— KA-1 Kobra level 2

KA-1 Kobra
Suppressor increases damage and reduces recoil.
— KA-1 Kobra level 3

KA-1 Kobra
Laser sight improves hip-firing accuracy. Armor-piercing bullets pass through armor.
— KA-1 Kobra level 4

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
You're listening to WDDT CPDG, the Swim. I'm Jon from Delocated and this is WDDT CPDG the Swim. Wait, did I say that already?
— Jon, after a song ends.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright, you are smack-dab in the middle of WDDT CPDG the swim's 12 songs that randomly repeat forever rock block.
— Jon, after a song ends

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
WDDT CPDG, the Swim, your one stop shop for all things uh, uuuuuuuhm... yeah I dunno just started to say that and then I didn't know what else, I didn't know how to finish it.
— Jon, after a song ends

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Hey what's up, you're listening to my voice...*laughing* you thought I was gonna say WDDT CPDG the Swim, which would also have been correct, either one.
— Jon, after a song ends

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright, hope you enjoyed that last song, um, I can't hear music myself. It's kind of a defect I've had since birth. Uh, so when people saying "oh that was a great song! The melody was so good!" and all that. I don't know what they're talkin' about. But I'll say this, I like the way *censored* looks.
— Jon, after a song ends.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright real quick I just wanna say something before we uh, get to our next song, um, I know you think I'm just uh, a mindless recording. Right? I'm programmed to repeat silly bits of patter while you drive around and murder people in this video game, right? Look, maybe that's true, maybe it's true but I gotta question. How independent are you? Turnin' the tables is what I'm doing here, beca- you think you have free will but really you're just doin' what the game tells you to do. How much control do you really have over your own life? I mean, think about it, this is what you do. Take a look man, you, you're si- you sit around all day playing a video game and listening to fake radio stations? What are you doing with your life? Don't you want to get a girlfriend and lear- maybe learn something new? Surprise us! Take a class! Get a skill so- We already know you can punch buttons and pull your pud! Come on, man!
— Jon, breaking the fourth wall

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright folks, um, just wanna share something here, uh... The other day... this is weird, I found a third nipple on my body, I, I, it's not weird, I just, I just discovered it, so you know... Most people who have third nipples have them on their chest, right next to their regular nipples and um, y'know I found mine... uh I found mine behind my knee, which I think is weird, right? You sp- you know, you spend your whole life thinking of yourself, you know, as uh, as having two nipples. You're, you know... I mean that's just... quote unquote normal then you find out you have a whole other nipple, and it's uh, it's...it's behind your knee. And it's, it's caused a, a little bit of a ripple effect, of insecurity, where now I'm questioning everything. Like what's real, what's true. And I know you know what? you're wondering if I used the word ripple because it rhymes with nipple and the answer is no, and that just occurred to me just now that I said that and that's why I said it. Anyway I gotta, I gotta nipple on my knee, uh and I just wanted to let everybody know.
— Jon, talking about his recently discovered third nipple.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Y'know I've had a lotta people ask what the call letters in WDDT CPDG the Swim stand for. Um, I wondered myself for a while. But then I looked up call letters, on Wikipedia and I found out they don't stand for anything. Call letters are, and I'm quoting here: "A unique designation for a transmitting station". So they're basically, random letters, for identifying broadcast stations. You know what? This is boring. I don't know why I'm talking about this. I'm very sorry. I guess uh, I guess I'm runnin' outta things to talk about. If I had to pick I would say they stand for... "Why Do Dogs Think Cats Psychologically Don't Get It." I added an I. Had to make it work.
— Jon, talking about the call letters in the radio station name.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Hey uh, Tom? Tom, can we get some food in here? I'm starving man... I know you're not a waiter, I'm just asking a question. I'm just uh... No, I don't think you're a waiter! That's, just stop, I that's not... that's... That's a long way to go to be sarcastic, Tom. Wow! Alright, um... for those of you listening Tom just put on a waiter apron and got out a pad and pen. As if he's gonna take my order. Alright, Tom, I get it... Let's just get back to the show... Alright, Tom's just staring at me, pen poised over pad. You're gonna make me uh, go through this little snarky food ordering thing, right? Alright, fine. Um... I will have the huevos rancheros. With a side of... chicken apple sausage. Uh... cappuccino and I'll take a check immediately because I'm in sort of a rush... I have to uh... I got to meet my friend Tom at the smartass convention downtown... No, I don't have another friend named Tom. I'm talking about you, Tom! Well, how am I supposed to know you were kidding? You're a... you're a very difficult person to work with Tom.
— Jon, arguing with Tom about food.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Oh hello! Hi! ... Oh sorry, uh, listeners I'm not talking you, uh this woman just walked by the studio and uh... she winked at me... God, she was hot, hey Tom... Tom who was that?... What do you mean "Who am I talking about?" The hot as hell woman who just walked by, you didn't see her? Oh man she, she was the kinda hot, where you get a boner even if she's standing behind you... The hairs on the back of your neck stands up, your bone stands up... You have a boner Tom? You see, there you go.
— Jon, talking to Tom about a woman.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright folks, we are gonna mix it up now, and take some listener calls. Uh this first call comes from uh... hold up... alright my sound engineer, Tom, is telling me we're not set up to take calls, I don't know, what, what is, what... what kinda radio show isn't set up to take calls? That doesn't make sense Tom... No you just get a phone and plug it into the thing, right?... Alright my producer's saying I'm oversimplifying it... Kay now he's saying I don't understand how audio technology works... Kay he's saying I also don't understand how dedicated phone lines work, alright Tom?... Relax, I get it, I'm not as knowledgeable as you, okay?... Alright now he's saying that no, I don't get it, I don't get anything... okay? Now he's pulling out a knife, and it looks like the knife from the movie, Cobra... Okay he's waving it at me, and slicing it across the tech booth glass... Whoa, now he's pulling up his shirt!... He is RIPPED, Jesus Tom!... Oh my god! He's... he's carving... runic symbols into his chest and... he's muttering these crazy, this pre-human way- OH MY GOD! HE JUST HURLED HIMSELF AGAINST THE GLASS! He shattered like a ceramic vase, this is NUTS! Holy shit! Alright folks, it is official, things are getting weird around here.
— Jon, during a chaotic series of events.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
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— Jon, describing a grinder from Nicky's

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright, so uh, the network wants to get some brand recognition going out there uh, they want me to do a few of my classic catchphrases like uh, *fart noise* and uh, "what a crunchry!". Y'know "lacation" "meatsweet" and all that kinda stuff but uh, y'know frankly there's too many to do them all, I mean uh, let's face it folks, I'm a one liner machine. a linechine if you will. A catchphrapist. Anyway there's too many, is my point so uh, what I'm gonna do, is give 'em all to you in one all-encompassing breath. You heard it right, you're gonna get every one of my classic, pithcramed catchphrases, in one ultimate 'breve to end all 'breves. And that 'breve is... ready for it? Here it is...*fart noise* runchlacainwheat. You catch that? I'll give it to you one more time. *fart noise* runchlacainwheat. Boom. There it is. Super 'breve. Just take a few deep breathes, gotta calm down, process it. And do it. Go to the mirror. Go to your bathroom. Look at your mouth. Make it happen.
— Jon, combining all his catchphrases together.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright folks, we are gonna do a little call in contest right now. The first five listeners to call in, and accurately guess the length of the longest hair on my body will win two tickets, to see the Vaudeville Vaginas at the Metalarch Arena in Shortview, New Jersey on February 31st. Opening act that night is gonna be Grumpy Grandpa and the Guts and they'll be performing one of their classic murder stunts live on stage. Plus there's talk of a surprise appearance by Cybersaurus, who's gonna be crushing trucks, and givin' away free Chuck Cola via his retinue of supple virgin bondswomen. So uh, should be a pretty wild night. Let's get back to a song!
— Jon, on a calling contest.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
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— Jon advertising his cream-resistant pants.

D4TH Blossom
Higher grade SMG that fires bullets in extremely rapid succession.
— Weapon description[132]

D4TH Blossom
Higher grade SMG that fires bullets in extremely rapid succession.
— Level 1 description

D4TH Blossom
Increases the size of your clips.
— Level 2 upgrade description

D4TH Blossom
Increase rate of fire and lessen recoil.
— Level 3 upgrade description

D4TH Blossom
Armor-piercing bullets do more damage and pass through armor.
— Level 4 upgrade description

When Good Heists Go Bad
That's right, you fuckers! We're comin' for you!
— Josh, "Josh Grandstanding"

When Good Heists Go Bad
Here they come!
— Gat

When Good Heists Go Bad
Flashbang!
— Shaundi, "Flashbang"

When Good Heists Go Bad
The chopper should be here soon, we just gotta hold out a little longer.
— Gat, "Wait for"

When Good Heists Go Bad
They've busted out the riot shields.
— Shaundi, "Calling Out Riot"

When Good Heists Go Bad
Shoot the helicopter! Use whatever you've got!
— Shaundi, "M01"

When Good Heists Go Bad
Here's our ride.
— Shaundi, "Chopper"

When Good Heists Go Bad
Go! Go! Go!
— Playa, Cutscene 4

When Good Heists Go Bad
Shit!
— Pilot, "Helicopter Jerks Back"

When Good Heists Go Bad
Put... the vault... down!
— SWAT, "Bullhorn Heli Drop After"

When Good Heists Go Bad
I'm losing it!
— Pilot, "Helicopter Going Down"

When Good Heists Go Bad
You've gone too far this time!
— SWAT, "Bullhorn Cables"

When Good Heists Go Bad
Well...shit.
— Playa, Cutscene 5

When Good Heists Go Bad
Where do you expect to hide that vault?
— SWAT, "Bullhorn Attack Heli Strafe"

When Good Heists Go Bad
Watch it! Opposite side!
— Shaundi, "Warning Other"

Sunnyvale Loft
Some of Warren Williams' crew are gonna be meeting to discuss getting in on the drug trade. Show those bitches why they shouldn't fuck with our business.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Sunnyvale Loft
So, does Julius ever talk about growing up in Sunnyvale?
— Benjamin King, during "The King and I"

Kia
I don't want to arrest you, it won't solve anything. People need to wake up and see the threat that scum like you are to innocent people.
— Kia to Playa[143]

AS3 Ultimax
The standard law enforcement shotgun. Duck if you see one coming...
— Weapon Description

AS3 Ultimax
The standard law enforcement shotgun. Duck if you see one coming...
— Level 1 description

AS3 Ultimax
Increase rate of fire, clip size and damage. Red dot sight improves fine-aim accuracy.
— Level 2 description

AS3 Ultimax
Increase rate of fire, clip size and damage. Front iron sight improves fine-aim accuracy.
— Level 3 description

AS3 Ultimax
Increase rate of fire and clip size. Laser sight improves hip-firing accuracy.
— Level 4 description

McManus 2015
For that long-range shot where accuracy is key.
— Weapon description[121]

McManus 2015
For that long-range shot where accuracy is key.
— McManus 2015 level 1[144]

McManus 2015
Increase ammo capacity.
— McManus 2015 level 2[145]

McManus 2015
Increase ammo capacity. Bipod reduces recoil.
— McManus 2015 level 3[146]

McManus 2015
Increase ammo capacity. Extended barrel increases damage and reduces recoil.
— McManus 2015 level 4[147]

We're Going to Need Guns
...I love to make an entrance.
Pierce, upon arrival and gunning down the advancing SNG.

We're Going to Need Guns
The body of Mr. Gat will be a message for all who oppose The Syndicate. There is no mercy...only death. Don't mourn your friend. You'll be joining him soon.
— Phillipe Loren threatens Playa over the phone

We're Going to Need Guns
The body of Mr. Gat will be a message for all who oppose The Syndicate. There is no mercy...only death. Don't mourn your friend. You'll be joining him soon.
— Phillipe, "Body of Gat"

We're Going to Need Guns
Loren's gonna pay for this.
— Shaundi, "Body of Gat Message"

We're Going to Need Guns
Here's the cash I have on me.
— Shaundi, "Out of"

We're Going to Need Guns
...I love to make an entrance.
— Pierce, arriving with several Oppressors

We're Going to Need Guns
Keep these guys off the stash while we get it loaded up.
— Pierce, "Protect"

We're Going to Need Guns
You think?!
— Shaundi, "Reactor"

Steelport Here I Am
Listen, how about you and me roll around the city and see what Steelport has to offer?
Pierce to Playa, over the phone at the beginning of the mission.

Steelport Here I Am
This car could use a little tuning. Let's find a Rim Jobs and get it cleaned up.
— Pierce, "Mission Start Pierce Car"

Steelport Here I Am
Let's find a Rim Jobs. If we're gonna jack a car, we should at least change the paint or somethin'.
— Pierce, "Mission Start Stolen Car"

Steelport Here I Am
Dammit, we just fixed that thing up...
— Pierce, "Pierce Car"

Party Time
Okay-okay-okay-okay! The code is 3131, please don't hurt Stefan!
Stefan

Party Time
Alright, you're clear.
— Pierce, at the start of the mission.

Party Time
Any day now, the crew's waiting.
— Pierce, nagging Playa to jump after 30 seconds.[148]

Party Time
What the hell's going on over there?
— Morningstar soldier, after barrels are destroyed.

Party Time
Boss, guys are getting dropped off outside!
— Shaundi, "Helicopters Dropping Off"

Takeover the City
If we're gonna get a cash flow going, we'll need a business to funnel us money.
Pierce to Playa, over the phone.

Takeover the City
There they are. Go in there and start some shit.
— Pierce, "Arrive at Flashpoint"

Hit the Powder Room
They have snipers in here!
— Shaundi, "Sniper Inside"

Hit the Powder Room
Got it! Let's go.
— Shaundi, "Hack"

Hit the Powder Room
Ain't much better in here.
— Pierce, "Entering"

Hit the Powder Room
Pick that shit up!
— Pierce, "Pick Up MiniGun"

The Belgian Problem
It's time we went back home and buried Johnny.
— Playa, after the destruction of the Syndicate Tower.

The Belgian Problem
Early on the game you have the opportunity to decide to blow up a building, or leave it. You get a certain reward based on whatever your choice is. So if you keep it, you can use it as a crib and go back there later. It's beneficial as it's in a well-situated area of the city. This is where you can go to access your weapons cache, change your outfit and all of that. If you choose to blow it up, you get a different reward, which is more monetary income per day. So it's like, "Do I want the ease of having a crib in the middle of the city, or do I want to get money quicker so I can buy upgradeable weapons faster?" So we feel these are compelling choices that will make players think about what they choose.
— Greg Donovan - Volition Producer

The Belgian Problem
Here's our delivery now.
— Pierce, "Bomb"

The Belgian Problem
I knew this wouldn't be easy, but Jesus...
— Pierce, "Clone Room"

The Belgian Problem
This elevator will take us to the offices.
— Oleg, "M06"

The Belgian Problem
Done!
— Oleg, "Finished Breaking"

The Belgian Problem
It's time we went back home and buried Johnny.
— Playa, after the destruction of the Syndicate Tower.

The Belgian Problem
Saints are in the loading dock. Don't let them enter the building.
— Phillipe, "Guards to Loading"

AR-55
Higher grade rifle with upgradable scope.
— Weapon description[121]

AR-55
I think the upgrade path for the AR-55 is one of the more satisfying and rewarding paths of all of the weapons. Starting as a standard 3 round burst assault rifle and ending up with basically a 5-round burst assault rifle with very little recoil and a highly increased zoom.
— Seth Hawk[149]

AR-55
Higher grade rifle with upgradable scope.
— Level 1 description

AR-55
Increase burst size.
— Level 2 description

AR-55
Increase the size of your clips.
— Level 3 description

AR-55
Sniper scope increases zoom distance. Extended barrel increases damage and reduces recoil.
— Level 4 description

Zombie Attack
There's still a truck of containers left.
— Viola, "Third Container"

Kiki DeWynter
They're the number two in the Syndicate [...] If they weren't around, everything would descend into chaos.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third describing Kiki and her sister Viola

Incinerator
I love the look and feel of both of the brute weapons, but the Incinerator is my favorite by far. It's just cool the way that the brute wields it and how it perfectly fits his bulky body but when the player picks it up it is ENORMOUS. Animation and design did a great job conveying the sense of weight you feel when you pick it up and start to walk around with it.
— Seth Hawk[150]

Incinerator
That ... thing ... it scares me.
— TF2 Flamethrower Default description

Incinerator
It's just like the blue one, only red!
— TF2 Flamethrower Red Team description

Incinerator
It's just like the red one, only blue!
— TF2 Flamethrower Blu Team description

Incinerator
Do you believe in magic?
— TF2 Rainblower Default description

Incinerator
Reliable Excavation and Demolition ... represent!
— TF2 Rainblower Red Team description

Incinerator
Builders League United forever!
— TF2 Rainblower Blu Team description

Nyte Blayde's Return
The shoot's up on seven. Nyte Blayde is already practicing.
— STAG receptionist

Nyte Blayde's Return
This looks like the right place.
— Viola, "Found"

Rondini's Boat Dock
When you work with your hands
you'll never be rich
but you'll never go hungry.
— Commemorative plaque (Rondini's Boat Dock, dedicated August 20, 1939)

Viper Laser Rifle
STAG's rifle utilizes laser technology to eliminate the need for reloading clips. Watch out for overheating.
— Weapon description[69]

Viper Laser Rifle
STAG's rifle utilizes laser technology to eliminate the need for reloading clips. Watch out for overheating.
— Level 1 description

Viper Laser Rifle
Increase rate of fire. Tech sight improves fine-aim accuracy.
— Level 2 description

Viper Laser Rifle
Increase rate of fire. Extended barrel helps counter increased recoil.
— Level 3 description

Viper Laser Rifle
Increase rate of fire. Extended barrel helps counter increased recoil.
— Level 4 description

Cyber Buster
A working model of Kinzie's arm cannon from the Decker Use-Net. Where does she get the time?
— Weapon description[69]

King's Grocery
A lot of VKs have been seen goin' in and out of a grocery store. I don't think those muthafuckas are buyin' 1% so go over there and figure out what's goin' on.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Abandoned Police Station
The Kings are keeping some of our boys locked up at the old police station, I want you to lead the jail break.
Julius Little to Playa, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Three Way
'Bout time the crew showed up!
— Pierce, after Saints reinforcements arrive at first battle

Three Way
Always nice to see the boys.
— Pierce, after Saints reinforcements arrive at second battle

Three Way
Find the body... I want to make sure he's dead.
— Angel after the plane is shot down

Three Way
Those grenades should buy you time!
— Shaundi

Trojan Whores
OH SHIT! These ho's ain't ho's![sic]
Pierce, after the strippers open fire at the Saints HQ.

Trojan Whores
Thanks, boss.
— Pierce, "Pierce Thanks"

Trojan Whores
We'll get your back while you take out those snipers.
— Pierce, "On Way to"

Trojan Whores
You'll get a better shot from the roof.
— Pierce - labelled "Get to"

Trojan Whores
Here, this shotty has a light on it.
— Pierce, labelled "Shotgun with Flashlight"

Trojan Whores
Mind clearin' the roofs while you're up there?
— Pierce, "Clear Roofs"

Genkibowl VII
This free pack will help keep your co-op game rolling if your partner has downloaded Genkibowl VII and also grants you the Saints number one fan CheapyD as a new homie! This free pack does not allow you to play Genkibowl VII, but allows for full compatibility in a co-operative game. This pack is not necessary if you have already downloaded Genkibowl VII.
Official description

Gangstas in Space (Mission)
You can't kill me. You don't know the truth. The fact is... I am your father.
Killbane to Playa, during their showdown at his lair on Mars.

Gangstas in Space (Mission)
You can't win. This suit is impervious to everything save for convienently placed lava crystals.
— Killbane, "Final Battle Begins"

Return to Steelport
The barbarians are at the gate--we need a general not an ambassador!
Killbane, claiming his right as Phillipe Loren's successor as leader of The Syndicate.

Return to Steelport
Be careful, they have flame throwers!
— Angel, "Flamer Brute"

Nyte Blayde Pack
The ultimate collection of goods for Nyte Blayde fans! Look just like a Nyte Blayde star with exact replicas of the Altar Boy and Bloody Cannoness Outfits. Experience the excitement of Nyte Blayde's adventures as you get behind the wheel of the Nyte Blayde Mobile vehicle. Top off your full Nyte Blayde experience by zipping around town on the Bloody Cannoness Bike!
— DLC Description

Syndicate Tower
The copies are flawed. They have my brawn but not my brain.
— Oleg Kirrlov[151]

Syndicate Tower
Early on the game you have the opportunity to decide to blow up a building, or leave it. You get a certain reward based on whatever your choice is. So if you keep it, you can use it as a crib and go back there later. It's beneficial as it's in a well-situated area of the city. This is where you can go to access your weapons cache, change your outfit and all of that. If you choose to blow it up, you get a different reward, which is more monetary income per day. So it's like, "Do I want the ease of having a crib in the middle of the city, or do I want to get money quicker so I can buy upgradeable weapons faster?" So we feel these are compelling choices that will make players think about what they choose.
— Greg Donovan - Volition Producer

STAG Film
I got a message for Monica Hughes and her stooges. Dear bitch: Steelport is under new management, and we don't answer to you. This is foreign soil now. Come at my city again, and you'll go home in a fucking box.
Playa publicly declares Steelport a city-state.

STAG Film
This is Temple. I need help on the deck.
— Cyrus requesting reinforcements

STAG Film
Clear them out so we can bring in reinforcements.
— Kinzie, "Clear the Deck" line

Gang Bang
Let's hope the front's clear.
— Viola, "Mission"

Gang Bang
They've cut the power to the elevator.
— Oleg, "Power Cut to"

Gang Bang
I'll see if I can fix it.
— Viola, "Power Cut to Elevator"

Gang Bang
They're dropping soldiers off up here.
— Oleg, "First Dropoff on Roof"

Gang Bang
More troops landing on the roof.
— Oleg, "Second Dropoff on Roof"

Gang Bang
Watch those snipers across the street.
— Viola

Gang Bang
Incoming air... things!
— Viola, "First VTOL Wave"

Gang Bang
It's getting crowded up here.
— Oleg, "Third Dropoff on Roof"

Gang Bang
Check the bodies for ammunition!
— Oleg, "Call Out Ammo on"

Gang Bang
On the roof across the way.
— Oleg, "Dropoff Across Street"

Gang Bang
Breaking news. Junkies and hobo's alike found the saftey of their home-away-from-box shattered as a paramilitary force decended on Sunset Park. The Mayor's office has called a press conference to explain the purpose for these extreme tactics. What this means for Steelport... we just don't know. This is Jane Valderamma with a special vagrant report.
— Jane, "End Radio"

Gang Bang
More of those high-tech jets!
— Viola, "Second VTOL Wave"

My Name is Cyrus Temple
All soldiers in R&D are to shoot Commander Temple on sight. He is a Saint in disguise. I repeat, shoot Commander Temple in R&D.
— Kia, "Kia PA First"

My Name is Cyrus Temple
Boss? About time.
— Pierce, after being freed

My Name is Cyrus Temple
Can we leave yet?
— Viola, after being freed

My Name is Cyrus Temple
This is Commander Temple. All personnel are to shoot any person looking like me and any Saints with me.
— Cyrus, "PA After Prisoner"

My Name is Cyrus Temple
We gotta go faster, we're running out of time.
— Pierce, "Meltdown"

My Name is Cyrus Temple
More anti-armor on that tank! I want them dead!
— Kia, "PA Anti-Armor On"

My Name is Cyrus Temple
Saints have entered the tank bay. Drivers and gunners, get to your tanks!
— Kia, "PA Enter Tank"

Temporary Weapons
This weapon has a limited number of uses and cannot be carried like regular weapons. It must be dropped to enter vehicles.
— In-game description

Live! With Killbane
Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it, I'll explain when you're airborne.
— Kinzie, "Mission"

Live! With Killbane
Great, they're running. We must've spooked them.
— Shaundi, "Spooked News"

Air Steelport
Fuck my life.
— Playa, surrounded by Zombies

S3X Hammer
STAG's version of the shotgun. No reload time, but watch out for overheating.
— Weapon description

S3X Hammer
STAG's version of the shotgun. No reload time, but watch out for overheating.
— Level 1 description

S3X Hammer
Increase rate of fire and damage. Red dot sight improves fine-aim accuracy.
— Level 2 description

S3X Hammer
Increase rate of fire and damage.
— Level 3 description

S3X Hammer
Increase rate of fire and damage.
— Level 4 description

Magarac Island
The city of Joe Steel may have fallen on hard times...

Nocturne
Signature sword used by the Deckers gang.
— Weapon description

Sunset Park
At this location in 1947, nothing of note happened. Seriously, we just wanted a damn park. That's it.
— Park Entrance Plaques

Shark-O-Matic
Avast! There be nothin' like shootin' lubbers with fish guts to lure the elusive Steelport Sewer Shark. Yarrr!
— Weapon description

Safeword
Safeword is just a BDSM club that caters to various acts of perversion.
Kinzie Kensington[136]

Safeword
The DeWynters are the twin sisters that run prostitution in Steelport. Zimos was their competition, so the sisters locked him up.
— Kinzie Kensington - after being rescued in "Return to Steelport"

Safeword
Mine's "Tea Cup".
— Kinzie Kensington, sharing her safeword during the mission "Return to Steelport"

Electric Grenades
Electrical damage and the ability to stun those around you.
— Weapon Description.

Electric Grenades
Electrical damage and the ability to stun those around you.
— Electric Grenades level 1 description

Electric Grenades
Affect a larger area.
— Electric Grenades level 2 description

Electric Grenades
Throw farther.
— Electric Grenades level 3 description

Electric Grenades
Grenade sticks to whatever it hits.
— Electric Grenades level 4 description

Pimps Up, Hos Down
We'll have to shut down security. Should be up ahead.
— Zimos, "Follow"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Find somethin' to shut off those alarms.
— Zimos, "Unlock"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Damn things are still goin'...
— Zimos, "Security Override"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
We'll have to go down to find the security room.
— Zimos, "Down to"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Shit, we can't leave them like this. I say we let 'em out.
— Zimos, "Help"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
More to let out. Get on that.
— Zimos, "Security Override"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Override these doors and let's keep movin'.
— Zimos, "Security Override"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Looks like they're sending reinforcements.
— Zimos, "Reinforcements"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Where you headed? We gotta go down, remember?
— Zimos, when attempting to head to the pony barn from "Return to Steelport"

STAG Party
Alright, use a rocket launcher I left to set off the bombs when STAG gets close.
— Oleg, "Wave One"

STAG Party
Looks like they're focusing on the south side.
— Viola, "Focus on South"

STAG Party
You have 60 seconds to decide.
— Cyrus, "60"

STAG Party
30 seconds...
— Cyrus, "30"

STAG Party
10 seconds...
— Cyrus, "10"

STAG Party
Prepare to open fire on the building.
— Cyrus, "Shell"

STAG Party
He's still firing! Jump for it!
— Shaundi, "Shaundi Without"

STAG Party
I got Birk, just jump!
— Shaundi, "Shaundi With"

STAG Party
I need some help over here!
— Viola, "Help Viola in"

Cyber Blaster
A working model of the Decker SMG from the Decker Use-Net.
— Weapon description

Learning Computer
Man, this shit just ain't fair.
— Pierce, "Decker Roadblocks"

Learning Computer
We better get in there before they take that thing.
— Pierce, "Get In"

Learning Computer
Damn, there's even more in here.
— Pierce, "M15"

Learning Computer
She wasn't kidding about reinforcements. Looks like the crew has this shit under control.
— Pierce, "Reaction to Exiting"

Woodsman
Mutilate your enemies by tearing them to shreds!
— In-game description

TOGO-13
Good for love taps from 500 yards...and by 'love taps', we mean 'exploding heads'.
— Weapon description

3 Count Beat Down
Losing his mask is the ultimate shame a Luchador can feel. I can't steal it back. I need to earn it.
Angel De LaMuerte to Playa, before proceeding to reclaim it from 3 Count Casino.

3 Count Beat Down
Angel De LaMuerte is reborn!
— Angel, after putting on his mask

Bling Shotgun
It's all good - especially when every gang kill with this weapon snags you extra respect.
— Weapon description

The Trouble With Clones
Help the Saints' biggest fan, Jimmy Torbitson, stop his Saints clone from terrorizing the city by using the new Bee Gun and unlocking the true power in Saints Flow. In the end, maybe even save a lost friend in the process.
— Product description[152]

The Trouble With Clones
This free pack will help keep your co-op game rolling if your partner has downloaded The Trouble With Clones. This free pack does not allow you to play The Trouble With Clones, but allows for full compatibility in a co-operative game. This pack is not necessary if you have already downloaded The Trouble With Clones.
Official description

The Trouble With Clones
Copy-cat killing at its finest.

Z Style Pack
Live the high life of Zimos himself by adding a weapon to your arsenal and an outfit to your wardrobe with the Z Style Pack. You won't go unnoticed in the bold and pimpalicious outfit good enough to be called The "Z". Arm yourself with the super flashy Bling Shotgun and your bullets won't be the only thing that makes an impact.
— Official Description[153]

Z Style Pack
While the main line is generally "Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?", there are more than a few citizens of Steelport that also want to be Zimos. With our new "Z-Style DLC Pack", you can dress up in a specially tailored version of Zimos' suit, and carry around a brand new signature weapon, the Bling Shotgun. Take a look at the video below and see if you've got enough style to rock these new threads.
— Site Description[reference?]

Explosive Combat Pack
In addition to that, we know that there are also some citizens of Steelport that want a little more brute-force firepower when attempting to take down enemy gangs, or even STAG. Luckily, the Saints R&D department have come up with the brand new "Explosive Combat DLC Pack", where not only will you get the brand new Future Soldier Outfit, with included mask and backpack, but you'll be outfitted with the M2 Grenade Launcher, allowing you to clear out some difficult situations quickly and effectively.
— Site Description

Invincible Pack
More cheats than you'll know what to do with. Never worry about dying or running out of ammo! Unlock the Get Down Cheat that makes you ultra limber. Super Saints gives you better guns and better health while Ultimate Clip ensures that you're always ready to fire. Get Infinite Mass for your vehicle plus Super Explosions and you'll be ready for anything!
— Steam

Shark Attack Pack
Add to your Wardrobe and Weapon Cache with the Shark Attack Pack. The Shark-O-Matic shoots out a steady stream of slimy fish guts, attracting whatever may lurk under the streets of Steelport. And if that isn't enough, the Shark Bite Hat allows you to experience the feeling of being caught in the jaws of a great white.
— Official description of the Shark Attack Pack[154]

M2 Grenade Launcher
Launch a plethora of grenades for maximum explosions.
— Weapon description

M2 Grenade Launcher
Increase ammo capacity. Grenades stick to what they hit.
— M2 Grenade Launcher level 2

M2 Grenade Launcher
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