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Portal:Quotes and Portal:Audio are now on separate pages due to length.

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Random Dialogue
Pierce: "Check it out, I got some more dirt on the shipment..."
Playa (Male Voice 1): "One sec, I got another call. (Beep) 'Sup?"
Playa (Male Voice 2): "Hold up, I got another call. (Beep) Hello?"
Playa (Male Voice 3): "Great, hang on, I got another call. (Beep) Hello?"
Playa (Female Voice 1): "That's Awes-hang on, other line. (Beep) What's up?"
Playa (Female Voice 2): "Hold that thought, I got another call. (Beep) Hello?"
Playa (Female Voice 3): "Gimme a second Pierce, someone's callin'... (Beep) Hello?"
Shaundi: "OK, I just got some more info on Maero's shipment..."
Playa (Male Voice 1): "I'm listening..."
Playa (Male Voice 2): "aight, lay it on me..."
Playa (Male Voice 3): "Whatchu got?"
Playa (Female Voice 1): "Great, whaddya find out?"
Playa (Female Voice 2): "Great; whaddya find out?"
Playa (Female Voice 3): "That's what I like to hear, whatchu got?"
Shaundi: "Maero's bought enough guns to take over...something that needs a lotta guns to take over. The point is that if you get to the cargo hold you should find some nice toys to play with..."
Playa (Male Voice 1): "I knew I could count on you..."
Playa (Male Voice 2): "Thanks for the tip..."
Playa (Male Voice 3): "You're the best Shaundi..."
Playa (Female Voice 1): "Shaundi, remind me to buy you some shrooms."
Playa (Female Voice 2): "Thanks for lettin' me know..."
Playa (Female Voice 3): "Thanks Shaundi..."
Shaundi: "Bye boss. (Beep)"
Pierce: "You there? Maero's got a shit ton of ammo stashed in the-"
Playa (Male Voice 1): "Tell me somethin' I don't know, Shaundi filled me in..."
Playa (Male Voice 2): "You're a little late on the pickup Pierce, Shaundi told me all about it."
Playa (Male Voice 3): "No shit, Shaundi already told me all about it."
Playa (Female Voice 1): "Don't worry 'bout it Shaundi gave me the 411."
Playa (Female Voice 2): "I know all about it Pierce, Shaundi gave me an update."
Playa (Female Voice 3): "That's great Pierce, but Shaundi already told me all about it."
Pierce: "Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? I'm the one who told Shaundi about it."
Playa (Male Voice 1): "Man, quit tryin' to take Shaundi's shine we're all on the same team...we'll talk about this later."
Playa (Male Voice 2): "Yeah that's great, Listen: can you tell Shaundi good job for me? Thanks."
Playa (Male Voice 3): "No need to be defensive Pierce, I'm sure you tried the best you could."
Playa (Female Voice 1): "Uh-huh, so anyway, if you see Shaundi tell her thanks for the tip, bye."
Playa (Female Voice 2): "Girls don't like jealous boys Pierce, you gotta relax."
Playa (Female Voice 3): "Wow that's great, so yeah, I'm gonna go kill some people just do me a favor and tell Shaundi good job for me, thanks."
— (from The Enemy of my Enemy)
Article Dialogue
Benjamin King
Warren Williams: "If you hadn't wasted our time stickin' your nose up them white boys' asses, we coulda owned the whole damn game by now."
Benjamin King: "I've told you before, we ain't gettin' into that shit."
Warren Williams: "And why the fuck not? That's where the money is! Man, if you got down with that shit back in the day, the Carnales woulda been ghosts right now. But ya didn't, did ya? You were too much of a pussy then, and you're to much of a pussy now."
— Benjamin King and Warren Williams in the We Need to Talk cutscene
Warren Williams: "So what do we do now?"
Benjamin King: "We wait."
Warren Williams: "Hold on, dawg, that muthafucka is still out there. The fuck you mean, we wait?"
Benjamin King: "I mean, you're gonna sit your black ass down and wait cause I fuckin' said so. Don't worry 'bout the one that got away, the 5-0 will take care of him."
Warren Williams: "Oh, so while you loungin', Tre Street keeps jackin' us. That's great, that's... that's fuckin' brilliant."
Benjamin King: "Slow up, little n​igga."
Warren Williams and King, after Anthony Green captures Johnny Gat.[1]
Warren Williams: "You've been puttin' yourself before the crew..."
Benjamin King: "Keep talkin', little n​igga..."
— Warren Williams and King, just before Warren starts his coup.[2]
Julius: "You got a choice. You can keep your fuckin' pride and die right now, or you can be a man and walk away."
Benjamin King: "When did you get the balls, Jules?"
Julius: "What's it gonna be?"
Benjamin King: "I ain't walkin' away."
Julius: "Fair enough. Johnny."
Benjamin King: "I ain't walkin' away until I deal with Tanya."
Julius: "My n​igga."
Julius and King, discussing the latter's future.[3]
Johnny Gat: "I've been chattin' with King, and it looks like Tanya's takeover didn't sit well with everybody. The Vice Kings are fighting amongst themselves; now's the time to take 'em out for good. King said he was gonna come along, I hope he hasn't gone soft."
Benjamin King: "Don't ever worry 'bout me, baby-boy, cause I'm gonna handle mine."
Johnny Gat: "All I'm sayin' is that since you got here you've been nothin' but talk."
Benjamin King: "I've smoked dozens of fools before. I ain't addin' to the count unless I have to."
Johnny Gat: "That's just fuckin' great."
Benjamin King: "I said don't worry about it."
Johnny Gat: "I don't want you bitchin' out when you see your crew."
Benjamin King: "Ain't my crew, son. That's why I'm here, remember? So how 'bout you put your dick away, pick up your gun, and try to keep your knee away from the bullets."
— Johnny Gat and King, before they head off to kill Tanya Winters and end the Vice Kings.[4]
Stefan: "You and your friend with the awful hair will release Stefan at once!"
Benjamin King: "Your bitch ass better stop talking in the third person or I'm gonna drop you on principle..."
Stefan and King, as the latter interrogates the former by dangling him out of a car window.[4]
Benjamin King: "Okay, there it is. The first thing we gotta do is clear a path to the elevator."
Johnny Gat: "What then?"
Benjamin King: "Then we kill Tanya."
Johnny Gat: "My kind of plan."
— King and Johnny Gat, as they and Playa near Tanya.[4]
Mr. Wong
Audio: "我已经没有耐心了"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "I have no patience"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "这儿的人开车怎么是这副模样"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "How can Americans drive like this!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "这破衣服你穿了多久啊?"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "How long have you worn this ragged cloths?"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "你啊,还有很多的路要走!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "You, you still have a long way to walk!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "很快,你的敌人就会向你屈服。"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "Your enemies will surrender to you soon enough."
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "若是没有我的帮助,你今天绝对不会在这儿。"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "Without my help, you will not show up here."
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "唉,真是可惜啊!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "Ah, what a pity!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "哼,算你有货色!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "Well, I think you are kind of strong!"
Note: ""算你有货色"is a informal Chinese slang"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "你逃不了啦!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "You can't escape!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "看看你能不能跑得过我的枪弹?!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "Let's see if you can run faster than my bullet and gun?!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "我对这个不能容忍!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "I can't stand this!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "你他妈的美国司机!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "You fucking American driver!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "你再敢这样,我就把你们全家都杀了!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "If you do this again,I will kill all of your family members!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "那些鬼佬在这儿!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "Those dickheads are here!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "你完了!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "You are finished!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "年轻人,只知道浪费时间!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "A young man only knows how to waste their time!"
— Wong as a Homie
Audio: "下辈子再努力吧!"
Transliteration: "?"
Translation: "Try it harder in your next life!"
— Wong as a Homie
Pierce: "What did Shogo do?"
Translator: "When he was younger he killed Mr. Wong's dog."
Johnny Gat: "You're fuckin' kiddin' me."
Mr. Wong: "I do not joke about Sadie."
— "Old Friends, Older Enemies" cutscene
Johnny Gat
Johnny Gat: "Shit, 'bout time your burnt ass woke up..."
Playa: "You ok Johnny?"
Johnny Gat: "Yeah, aside from almost getting sent to the chair I'm fuckin' great...hey you look different, you do somethin' with your hair?"
— Johnny Gat, upon first meeting Playa in Saints Row 2 during "Appointed Defender".[5]
Josh: "Is this what it's normally like?"
Gat: "Normally the tellers don't use fucking shotguns."
Shaundi: "Yeah, normally banks don't look like a palace either. You see those statues before you blew 'em up?"
Gat: "Will you forget the horses, these guards are packing military grade hardware..."
Playa: "Who the hell are we robbing?"
— The 3rd Street Saints remark on their botched robbery of the Stilwater 1st National Bank.[6]
Johnny Gat: "Birk's right--we traded our dicks in for pussies. Seriously... Movie deals? Commercials? The Saints name used to mean more than body spray and some ass-tasting energy drink.[7]"
Playa: "Our brand's worth a shitload of money."
Johnny Gat: "Is that what it's all about?"
— Johnny Gat, beginning to doubt the nature of the Saints.[8]
Dex
Dex: "Johnny, your idea of a plan is taking the biggest hammer you can find and smashing whatever's in your way."
Johnny Gat: "That sounds like a plan to me."
Dex: "Yeah, a shitty one, as your whack ass robo-leg clearly proves."
Johnny Gat: "Oh, fuck you."
Dex: "Next time you try that cowboy shit, you might not walk away at all."
— Dex and Gat during 3rd Street Vice Kings
Lin
Lin: "I'm Lin. [...] I'm the best racer that ever came out of Chinatown."
Joseph Price: "How come I've never heard of you?"
Lin: "'Cause I got tits."
— Lin and Joseph Price, after the assault on Donnie's garage[9]
Man: "Need a light?"
Lin: "Thanks."
Lin uses the lighter and throws it across the room
Undercover Cutscene
Johnny Gat: "Lin? The fuck you wearin' blue for?"
Julius Little: "I asked Lin to hook up with the Rollerz. We don't know much about these fuckas, so I wanted one of us on the inside."
Divide and Conquer Cutscene
Julius: "Did ya catch the news? Looks like they found Lin's body floating in the river this morning. Sorry, dawg. I know you did everything you could."
Julius: "Johnny's gonna take it pretty hard when he finds out, and you can bet yo' ass that he's gonna be callin' for blood."
3rd Street Saints gang member: "I didn't think the Rollerz pimped hos..."
Lin hits him and looks around
Lin: "Any other comments?"
Johnny Gat: "Yeah, when you punch, don't throw your shoulder so much..."
Lin: "Shut up, Johnny."
— Lin, during her first appearance in the church.[10]
Westside Rollerz gang member #1: "That's a sweet ride, Lin."
Lin: "Uh huh."
Westside Rollerz gang member #2: "Who tuned it for ya?"
Lin: "No one, I did it myself."
Westside Rollerz gang member #1: "The spoiler looks like Donnie's work."
Westside Rollerz gang member #2: "No way, that underglow screams Ricky Liu."
Westside Rollerz gang member #1: "Yeah, I guess it does."
Lin: "What is this, fuckin' third grade?"
Westside Rollerz gang member #1: "Whaddya mean?"
Lin: "Forget it, I'll see ya tomorrow."
The Westside Rollerz walk away
Westside Rollerz gang member #2: "Dude, she totally wants you."
Lin: "Assholes. I swear to God, we're not going to be able to kill these bastards fast enough."
— Lin, detesting the company of the Westside Rollerz.[11]
Lin: "What are you waitin' for? Get in!"
Donnie: "We gotta get out of here!"
Lin: "I think you scratched my hood."
Donnie: "Look, I--"
Playa shoots her vehicle
Lin: "Mother fucker."
— Lin's first encounter with Donnie.[12]
Donnie: "Who are you?"
Lin: "I'm Lin, and you're welcome."
— Lin introduces herself to Donnie.[12]
Lin: "I'm Lin."
Donnie: "She totally saved my ass Mr. Sharp, she's a helluva driver."
Lin: "I'm the best racer that ever came out of Chinatown."
Joseph Price: "How come I've never heard of you?"
Lin: "Cause I got tits."
Joseph Price: "Is that what you call those?"
Lin punches Price
Joseph Price: "Suppose I deserved that."
Lin: "Yeah, you did."
William Sharp: "My nephew has a...unique sense of humor."
Lin: "That was supposed to be funny?"
Joseph Price: "I thought it was, until you hit me in the face."
Donnie: "Yeah, then it was hilarious."
— Lin meets Joseph Price and William Sharp.[9]
William Sharp: "So your plan is to go steal cars. You really know how to think outside the box, Donnie."
Lin: "Don't talk to him like that."
William Sharp: "I'll take your advice to heart."
Lin: "It's not advice."
William Sharp: "A threat? How refreshing."
Lin: "Listen up, you--"
Donnie: "Lin, (stutters) don't worry 'bout--"
Sharp and Lin: "Shut up, Donnie."
William Sharp: "You were saying?"
Lin: "I was about to tell you to go fuck yourself."
— Lin defends Donnie.[13]
William Sharp: "Good girl."
Lin: "Go fuck yourself."
— William Sharp and Lin, after Sharp forces her to lure Playa into a trap.[14]
Aisha
Pierce: "How long were you rolling with Gat, anyway?"
Playa Male 1: "Long time. He was there when I first joined the Saints."
Playa Male 2: "Since Julius was running shit, back when I first joined up."
Playa Male 3: "Long. Met him when I first became a Saint."
Playa Female 1: "Since I joined the Saints. Been a while now."
Playa Female 2: "From the beginning. He was there when I joined."
Playa Female 3: "A while. He was around when I first joined the Saints."
Playa Zombie: "Snarls"
Pierce: "Shit, what was he like back then?"
Playa Male 1: "He mellowed with age...until Aisha died, then he was fucking pissed."
Playa Male 2: "Badass. He took a shotgun to the knee and kept walking..."
Playa Male 3: "Measured. Controlled... That all changed when Aisha died."
Playa Female 1: "Pretty much the same. He just had a shittier haircut."
Playa Female 2: "There was no one like Johnny. And then Aisha died. After that he was.... different."
Playa Female 3: "Fucking. Crazy. And we all loved him for it."
Playa Zombie: "Growls"
— Pierce and Playa discussing Johnny on the way to Rim Jobs in the mission Steelport Here I Am
Joseph Price
William Sharp: "I know he's your friend, Joseph, but I will not let that nimrod ruin my plans."
Joseph Price: "Your plans?"
William Sharp: "Our plans."
— "Thinking Outside the Box" cutscene for the mission One Step Ahead
Warren Williams
Benjamin King: "How much is the studio incident gonna set us back?"
Warren Williams: "The incident? I'm sorry. I thought some muthafuckas blew up my shit. I didn't realize it ain't no thang."
All the King's Men" cutscene
Warren Williams: "Come on, King, this is some bullshit. Let me get a crew together. I could roll into the Row and drop all them bitches. I'm tellin' you--"
Benjamin King: "No."
Warren Williams: "But Mr. King--"
Benjamin King: "I said no. Don't make me say it a third time. Warren my man, you got the music scene locked down. I need you to bring in the chedder, not get shot 'cause you think you got somethin' to prove."
Warren Williams: "I can do this!"
Benjamin King: "Maybe, but we ain't gonna find out. We got the cops bustin' up 3rd Street for us, and we got Julius' lieutenant tied up in Anthony's condo. Everything's goin' our way right now, so just chill. Your time gonna come, Warren. It just ain't happenin' now."
— "The Generation Gap" cutscene
Tanya Winters: "They've taken Prawn Court."
Benjamin King: "How did this happen?"
Warren Williams: "How the fuck you think it happened? Look, we need to get together here and just--"
— "All the King's Men" cutscene
Warren Williams: "Great, now we got yo' cracka ass friends trippin'. Like I said, fuckin' with City Hall is a waste of time."
Benjamin King: "Wrong. Workin' with them is what gives us power."
Warren Williams: "Yo, fuck that. This is what gives us power."
Benjamin King: "Get the fuck outta my office."
— "Boiling Point" cutscene
Warren Williams: "You've been puttin' yourself before the crew..."
Benjamin King: "Keep talkin', little n​igga..."
Warren Williams: "If you hadn't wasted our time stickin' your nose up them white boys' asses, we coulda owned the whole damn game by now."
Benjamin King: "I've told you before, we ain't gettin' into that shit."
Warren Williams: "And why the fuck not? That's where the money is! Man, if you got down with that shit back in the day, the Carnales woulda been ghosts right now. But ya didn't, did ya? You were too much of a pussy then, and you're to much of a pussy now."
— "We Need to Talk" cutscene
Benjamin King: "How much is the studio incident gonna set us back?"
Warren Williams: "The incident? I'm sorry. I thought some muthafuckas blew up my shit. I didn't realize it ain't no thang."
Benjamin King and Williams, talking about the destruction of the Kingdom Come Records building.[15]
Warren Williams: "So what do we do now?"
Benjamin King: "We wait."
Warren Williams: "Hold on, dawg, that muthafucka is still out there. The fuck you mean, we wait?"
Benjamin King: "I mean, you're gonna sit your black ass down and wait cause I fuckin' said so. Don't worry 'bout the one that got away, the 5-0 will take care of him."
Warren Williams: "Oh, so while you loungin', Tre Street keeps jackin' us. That's great, that's... that's fuckin' brilliant."
Benjamin King: "Slow up, little n​igga."
— Benjamin King and Williams, discussing recent events following the capture of Johnny Gat.[1]
Warren Williams: "Great, now we got yo' cracka ass friends trippin'. Like I said, fuckin' with City Hall is a waste of time."
Benjamin King: "Wrong. Workin' with them is what gives us power."
Warren Williams: "Yo, fuck that. This is what gives us power."
Benjamin King: "Get the fuck outta my office."
— Williams and Benjamin King, after the 3rd Street Saints frame the Vice Kings for causing chaos downtown.[16]
Warren Williams: "You've been puttin' yourself before the crew..."
Benjamin King: "Keep talkin', little n​igga..."
Warren Williams: "If you hadn't wasted our time stickin' your nose up them white boys' asses, we coulda owned the whole damn game by now."
Benjamin King: "I've told you before, we ain't gettin' into that shit."
Warren Williams: "And why the fuck not? That's where the money is! Man, if you got down with that shit back in the day, the Carnales woulda been ghosts right now. But ya didn't, did ya? You were too much of a pussy then, and you're to much of a pussy now."
— Williams and Benjamin King, before he and Tanya Winters start a coup.[2]
Warren Williams: "Little n​igga... I'll show King who the little n​igga is, his muthafuckin' ass is mine. Hey yo, Tanya--what's goin' on?"
Tanya Winters: "You're a bright boy, I'm sure you can figure it out."
Warren Williams: "Bitch, you better not miss, 'cause if--"
Tanya shoots Warren
Tanya Winters: "Thanks for the advice."
— Williams' final words to Tanya Winters.[17]
Angelo Lopez
Angelo (audio): "¡Lo sabía!"
Angelo (subtitle): "(Spanish)"
Angelo (translation): "I knew it!"
Angelo: "You'll die for what you did to my brother."
— Angelo Lopez, Upon hearing Manuel Orejuela's betrayal and attempts to gun down the Saints.[18]
Dane Vogel
Shogo Akuji: "Dane, don't worry I'll get the money back..."
Vogel: "You're missing the point Shogo, the money was insured, I'm more concerned about you."
Shogo: "What?"
Vogel: "Ultor and the Ronin have had a very healthy relationship in the past, but lately...well, when I pay protection money I expect some fucking protection."
Shogo: "Watch yourself Vogel."
— Questioning Vogel's leadership abilities during the "Saving Face" cutscene of Road Rage
Vogel: "Mr. Akuji, your son and I negotiated a very reasonable contract...."
Kazuo Akuji: "My son's an idiot Mr. Vogel...if you wish for the Ronin's protection you had best be prepared to offer us something much more substantial."
Vogel: "That's not going to happen."
Kazuo: "Then our business is concluded."
— During the meeting with Kazuo Akuji during the "Changing the Deal" cutscene of Visiting Hours
Playa: "Whaddya want?"
Vogel: "I want to help you."
Playa: "If I need any Ultor Unlimited Sunglasses I'll steal 'em."
Vogel: "So you're familiar with our products?"
— "Ultor Makes a House Call" cutscene during Room Service
Jaime: "Mr. Vogel, there's a Mr. Maero here to see you."
Vogel: "Jaime, I'm trying to downsize here..."
Jaime: "Um...Mr. Vogel...I'm not sure I'm adequately conveying Mr. Maero's size..."
Vogel: "Get him out of here..."
Maero breaks down the door.
Vogel: "Or send him in... Wow... Thanks Jaime."
Vogel: "You must be Mr. Maero..."
Maero: "I've heard about the connections Ultor has...you're gonna get my boys outta jail and help me destroy the Saints."
Vogel: "Your bargaining posture needs some work."
Maero: "The Saints killed my girlfriend and crippled my best friend."
Vogel: "And that's unfortunate, but Ultor is a business and there's no profit in revenge. Don't worry about the door though, that one's on me."
Maero: "Fine. You want money? In a few days a shipment's coming in-"
Vogel: "Mr. Maero, nebulous shipment or not, I think I made myself quite cl-"
Maero flips Vogel's desk.
Vogel: "Woah!"
Maero grabs Vogel by the throat.
Maero: "Let's try this again..."
Maero dangles Vogel out the window.
Maero: "You're gonna help me destroy the Saints."
Vogel: "And Ultor would love to be of service."
Maero: "Good."
— Vogel meets Maero in the "Business Partners" cutscene after "Retribution"
Jaime: "Mr. Vogel, Mr. Maero is-"
(Maero breaks down the door...again.)
Jaime: "See...you..."
Vogel: "Thanks for the heads up Jaime."
Vogel: "Is there something I can help you with?"
Maero: "They hit my boys when they were on the prison bus."
Vogel: "Between your girlfriend and your gang, I'd say you're a magnet for tragedy Maero."
Maero: "You think this is fuckin' funny?"
Vogel: "No, but I do think it's your problem."
Maero: "My problems are your problems...or do you need some fresh air to remind you."
Vogel: "No, see my problem is that a sideshow freak is messing up my paper work...your problem is that there's a group of security guards with assault rifles pointed at your back."
Maero: "Your security guards look more like a private army."
Vogel: "Call 'em whatever you want, the point is that they have big guns. I'm sorry you couldn't protect your friends, I really am...but Ultor is done doing you favors...come back here again and I'll have you shot on sight."
Maero: "Go fuck yourself Vogel."
Vogel: "I've enjoyed our time together too ...but I think it's time to move on. Gentlemen, could you please show our guest out?"
Vogel: "Oh, and Maero...don't worry your little shipment. Ultor has already appropriated it."
Maero: "What did you say?"
Vogel: "Ultor security has taken control of the boat carrying your goods...it only seemed fair that we get compensated for letting your boys out of jail. You can go now."
Maero: "That boat is never gonna make it to shore."
Vogel: "Goodbye Maero."
— "Fool Me Once..." cutscene after after "Jail Bait"
Playa: "How come you went to the Ronin and not us?"
Vogel: "You were in a coma and we couldn't find Julius...timing is everything."
— "A Father's Love" cutscene during Room Service.
Ultor Board Member: "Finish off the Saints, or being fired is the least of your worries."
Vogel: "Is that all?"
2nd Ultor Board Member: "Take care of this, Dane."
Vogel: "Of course I will."
— The "Cutting Losses" cutscene from Pyramid Scheme
Jaime: "Mr. Vogel, will you be needing a car to take you to the party?"
Jaime: "Sir?"
Dane Vogel: "That's alright Jaime, I think I'm going to skip it this year. Oh and Jaime?"
Jaime: "Yes, sir?"
Dane Vogel: "Please move my things to my new office...and set up a press conference."
Jaime: "You were promoted Mr. Vogel?"
Dane Vogel: "I'm about to be..."
— "Dane's Triumph" cutscene after the mission "Salting the Earth...Again"
Snatch
Will: "What's goin' on, bro? Julius called and said you might be stoppin' by. You lookin' for a little sumpin' sumpin'? 'Cause if so, I can let Peggy over there give you a ride..."
Peggy waves at Playa. Playa looks disgusted.
Will: "Yeah, I didn't think so. Look, brotha, I gotta be honest... I'm tryin' to get a business started here, but right now the only ho I got is so fugly, blind muthafuckas turn her down. Now, if you could bring me back some of them fine bitches who are turnin' tricks for other pimps... I'd be able to start seein' some real money. But I ain't askin' for somethin' for nothin'. I mean, you help me out, I'll cut you in on what the bitches make, and I'll spread the word that the Saints are the real deal."
Will in ...But It Sure Is Fun cutscene.
Playa looks around an empty lobby and starts to leave
Loreana[19]: "Wait wait wait wait wait, where you think you're going...It's been a while since a client came in here. That's not to say my girls can't make you cum, it's just that I ain't got no girls to do it."
Loreana (audio): "¿sabes lo que digo?"
Loreana (translation): "You know what I'm saying?"
Loreana (subtitle): "(unsubtitled)"
Loreana: "It's like this, I had the finest chica's on the block. Then these fuckin' Padrotes come rollin' around, and all of a sudden I'm left with nothin' but stained sheets and some lube. Look, I need my girls and I'm willing to pay whateva it takes to get 'em back."
— Loreana in Separation Anxiety cutscene.
Vikki[19]: "Listen mutha fucka; if you come by here one more time, no, if you look at this fuckin' building one more time, I will personally feed you all 3 inches of your cock. You hear me? Now get the fuck out!"
Vikki shoves the man she is talking to, and he angrily leaves. Vikki then notices Playa and approaches him.
Vikki: "I don't know what you want, but whatever it is, I ain't got it. Look around hun, I think you'll notice a distinct lack of pussy. Some fuckin' pimps from outta town are tryin' to put me outta business. They took most of my stable, and now they're even askin' me to go back ho'n for them, you believe that shit? Until you go out there and bring my girls back, I can't help you."
— Vikki at Madame Vikki's Hotel in Out of Town Guests cutscene.
Playa approaches Helmers, accidentally knocking over his pyramid of beer cans.
Helmers: "What the hell is wrong with you!"
Helmers throws the beer can he was holding at Playa. It misses, and Playa knocks Helmers out of his lawn chair and then turns to leave.
Helmers: "Wait! Wait. Sorry man, you're not one of my kids. I've just been on edge ever since they left. I took care of those girls since they started growin' titties and how do they pay me back? By running off with some lowlife in a hat and cane. Could ya bring them back to daddy, I'd be mighty thankful."
— Helmers in Daddy's Girls cutscene.
Wu: "You might as well go home, we're closed."
Playa: "Like for the day?"
Wu: "Like forever."
Playa: "Wu, you can't close down the massage parlor, it's a Stilwater landmark, I've been coming here since Junior High."
Wu: "No girls means no massages."
Playa: "No girls? That's all that's keeping you back?"
Wu: "I think it's a pretty substantial problem."
Playa: "Let me find you some workers...you'll be back in business in no time."
— Chinatown Snatch cutscene
Playa: "I'm surprised you're not still workin' from the trailer Helmers..."
Helmers: "Well ya know, I figured I needed to keep a closer eye on my girls."
Playa: "How's that workin' out for ya?"
Helmers: "I got no idea where the hell they are..."
Playa: "You think that might have somethin' to do with you parkin' your ass in a lawn chair making beer pyramids instead of working the corner?"
Helmers: "What are you getting' at..."
Playa: "Just that maybe you, uh-"
Playa - Male 2': "Just that ma-"
Playa - Female 3: "Just that maybe, uh-"
Helmers: "You gettin' smart with me?"
Playa: "No, I'm ju-"
Helmers: "Cause if I think you gettin' smart with me I have a good mind to step outta this chair and give you a tannin'..."
Playa: "All I'm tryin' to say is that you're a busy guy who can't be bothered to keep tabs on everyone...why don't I go track down your missing girls."
Helmers: "You'd do that for me?"
Playa: "If you got the money, sure."
— "Downtown District Snatch" Cutscene
Playa: "Hey Zim-"
Zimos: "Shhh, don't wake the bitches."
Playa: "You don't waste time."
Zimos: "If you were chewing on a ball gag with a horse tail up your ass for a few years I think you'd want to unwind."
Playa: "Fair enough."
Zimos: "I'm guessin' you didn't come here for the pussy."
Playa: "If the Saints are gonna stay in Steelport we need the Morningstar outta here. I already worked Downtown, but these motherfuckers are everywhere."
Zimos: "I'm here to help, baby. I know every track the Morningstar are working. We can build up our stable and hurt the DeWynter sisters at the same time."
Playa: "Sounds good."
— Zimos Snatch storyline cutscene
Maero
Maero: "I've heard about the connections Ultor has...you're gonna get my boys outta jail and help me destroy the Saints."
Dane Vogel: "Your bargaining posture needs some work."
— Maero and Vogel after the events of "Retribution"
Donnie
Joseph Price: "You scared the shit outta me, Donnie."
Donnie: "I scared the shit outta me."
Joseph Price and Donnie, after the assault on Donnie's garage.[9]
William Sharp: "So your plan is to go steal cars. You really know how to think outside the box, Donnie."
Lin: "Don't talk to him like that."
William Sharp: "I'll take your advice to heart."
Lin: "It's not advice."
William Sharp: "A threat? How refreshing."
— "Thinking Outside the Box" cutscene
Shaundi: "Alright, there's gotta be someone you can pump for information, what about Donnie?"
Playa: "He got manhandled twice. I'm pretty sure he's out of the loop, if not dead."
— "Music Lovers" cutscene
Jane: "Donnie. Thanks for agreeing to this interview. I'm really excited to get an outsider's perspective."
Donnie: "Outsider? What are you talking about? I was like the main character of Saints Row 4."
Jane: "You weren't in Saints Row 4."
Donnie: "What."
Jane: "It's already out. You weren't in it."
Donnie: "Are you serious?"
— Jane informing Donnie he was cut from Saints Row IV.[20]
Lin: "That was supposed to be funny?"
Joseph Price: "I thought it was, until you hit me in the face."
Donnie: "Yeah, then it was hilarious."
Lin, Joseph Price, and Donnie, after Lin smacks Price across the face over a lewd remark.[9]
Joseph Price: "A crew from Saint's Row fucked up our boys."
William Sharp: "Who?"
Donnie: "The same guys who fucked up my shop, I think they're the Fifth Street Alter Boys or somethin'."
— Joseph Price, William Sharp, and Donnie, after the Westside Rollerz' attack on the convoy is prevented.[9]
Joseph Price: "Will you stop smoking that shit? I need you to focus."
Donnie: "If you need me to focus, I'd pass that shit back. (coughs)"
— Joseph Price and Donnie, after Price notices Donnie's lack of focus.[9]
William Sharp: "I know he's your friend, Joseph, but I will not let that nimrod ruin my plans."
Joseph Price: "Your plans?"
William Sharp: "Our plans."
Joseph Price: "Look, Donnie may be a little flaky, but he always steps up at the end."
— Joseph Price assuring his uncle William Sharp over the latter's concerns about Donnie's openness with Lin.[13]
William Sharp: "So your plan is to go steal cars. You really know how to think outside the box, Donnie."
Lin: "Don't talk to him like that."
— Lin and William Sharp, after Donnie divulges his plan to gather more parts.[13]
Joseph Price: "I don't give a shit what you do to Lin, but you better not hurt Donnie."
William Sharp: "Of course, Joseph. I'll keep that in mind."
— Joseph Price and William Sharp, after they conclude that Lin has been selling them out.[13]
William Sharp: "Take a deep breath and count to ten, Donnie."
Donnie: "Count to ten? You just shot my girl!"
William Sharp: "Yes, it's tragic. Could you give me a hand here?"
Donnie: "Why did... why did you..."
William Sharp: "Lin was working with the Saints. Now would you give me a hand? This car is heavy... Donnie, where are you going?"
— William Sharp and Donnie, after Sharp reveals to Donnie Lin's betrayal.[21]
Donnie: "Maero, I'm so sorry..."
Maero: "What did you do, Donnie?"
Donnie: "It's the Saints, they -"
Maero: "What did you do Donnie?"
Donnie: "They made me rig up some of our boys trucks..."
Maero: "And you did it?"
Donnie: "I didn't have a choi-"
Maero: "You had a choice Donnie, you chose your life over the rest of us."
Donnie: "I had a gun to my head man, what was I supposed to do?"
Maero: "Have a spine."
— Donnie and Maero, after Playa drops Donnie off at The Brotherhood's headquarters.[22]
Kazuo Akuji
Audio: "Chikusho..."
Translation: "Goddammit..."
— Kazuo Akuji[when?]
Audio: "Omae Yarouze!"
Translation: "Let's do this, buddy!"
— Kazuo Akuji[when?]
Audio: "Koredake!?"
Translation: "That's it!?"
— Kazuo Akuji[when?]
Audio: "Minna, Yacchimae!"
Translation: "Everyone, take him down!"
— Kazuo Akuji[when?]
Audio: "Ronin, Yare!"
Translation: "Ronin, take him down!"
— Kazuo Akuji[when?]
Audio: "Tatakae!"
Translation: "Fight!"
— Kazuo Akuji[when?]
Audio: "Otokorashiku Tatakae!"
Translation: "Fight like a man!"
— Kazuo Akuji[when?]