FANDOM


Ui act question This article contains some unconfirmed information.
  • Always check sources of information.
  • Pre-release information from developers is often inaccurate or misleading.
  • Some facts on this page may be incomplete or outdated.
  • Verify everything and add proof, such as references and screenshots.
  • Remove this header once you have verified everything is correct.
UI N-A
Ui hud icon camera Image requested

Please improve this article by adding an image
of Screenshots of each screen of the text adventure, previously done with http://deckers.die .

UI N-A
Cleanup This article is poor quality and we need you to improve it.

Marked for cleanup since 2014-11-08 because:
The transcript needs to be sorted

UI N-A
Miller-Space
Miller-Space - Complete
"Miller-Space" mission completion screen
Quest

Zero Cool

Enemies

Marked: ?. Minimum kills: ?

Objectives
Rewards
Previous Next
Power Up CID

Activity: Prof. Genki's Mind Over Murder

Matt's Back

Miller-Space is a mission in Saints Row IV.

OverviewEdit

This is the first of two missions in the "Zero Cool" quest.

In this mission, Playa attempts to save Matt Miller from his simulation. His personal simulation is a combination of 1980s video games and his Decker's internet domain from Saints Row: The Third. The mission largely includes mission activities similar to http://deckers.die. A cyber tank battle through cyberspace is largely interrupted by Zinyak who promptly deletes Playa's tank. Kinzie impresses Zinyak with her manipulation of his code but promptly mocks him as everything is linear. As Kinzie spawns an X2 Cyber motorcycle for Playa Zinyak mocks humanity and Playa by reading from MacBeth, then offers the choice to save humanity, or continuing the quest to destroy the Zin Empire along with humanity in the process. Choosing to save humanity plays the credits, and fails the mission. Continuing starts a Text Adventure, which leads to Killbane fighting Matt Miller.

GameplayEdit

Star saints

We need you to add more information about this subject.
You can help by editing the page.

UI N-A
Go to the Broken Shillelagh
Kill tanks
Kill bikes
Kill tanks
Destroy Gate Key
Go to Logic Gate
Destroy Gate Key
Go to Logic Gate
Destroy Gate Key
Survive trap
Get on bike
Get to IO Tower
Rescue Matt or kill yourself

Text AdventureEdit

START

Ahead of you a computer awaits.

What do you do?

LOOK AT THE COMPUTER

It's a computer.

What do you do?

Miller-Space - Text Adventure - Approach The Computer
APPROACH THE COMPUTER

On the screen one question is asked: "What are you?"

What do you type?

The computer does not fuck off.

What do you type?

"I'M A SLAVE" or "I'M AWESOME" or "I'M THE LEADER OF THE SAINTS"

Text appears on the screen. "I am sorry. Contractions can not be read by this program."

What do you type?

"I AM AWESOME" or "I AM THE LEADER OF THE SAINTS"

Text appears on the screen. "Wrong answer. What are you?"

What do you type?

"I AM A SLAVE"

The room melts away, giving you a breathtaking view of the cosmos.

What do you do?

INVESTIGATE THE PLANET

The planet appears to be a desert world with a radius of 3100 Km.

What do you do?

SCAN PLANET

You've found something.

What do you do?

LAUNCH PROBE

You've found some Element Uno.

What do you do?

WALK ON THE MOON or KEEP WALKING ON THE MOON or LEAVE PLANET TO WALK ON THE MOON

The moon is a pretty boring place.

What do you do?

FLY TOWARDS THE PURPLE STAR

As you fly towards the star, you notice all the other stars blinking out of existence. Soon you are all alone in the vastness of space, staring into the corona of the purple star.

What do you do?

Miller-Space - Text Adventure - Enter The Purple Star
ENTER THE PURPLE STAR

The dull sound of a heartbeat fills the room. thumpTHUMP. thumpTHUMP. thumpTHUMP?

What do you do?

PET THE PARROT

It's a raven!

What do you do?

TOUCH THE PENDULUM

The Pendulum chops off your hand. Fortunately in the Simulation you can grow it back. You probably shouldn't do that again.

What do you do?

EAT THE HEART

You can not eat the heart.

What do you do?

DRINK THE WINE

As you guzzle down the bottle of ancient murder wine, you become light headed and pass out.

What do you do?

WAKE UP or SWIM TO LAND

The warm water of the ocean laps at your face. You sit up and find yourself on a small deserted island. Isolated. Adrift. Alone.

What do you do?

MAKE A RAFT OUT OF SEAGULL CORPSES AND KALE

To your surprise, the seagull corpse raft doesn't hold your weight as well as you had hoped. You must swim back to land.

What do you do?

MAKE A COCONUT RADIO

Building the radio was easier than you expected? syndicated reruns have given you the tools needed to survive. Sadly, you have no place to plug it in.

What do you do?

MAKE A HOUSE OUT OF PALMS

You don't have any nails.

What do you do?

MAKE 2 MARTINI GLASSES OUT OF COCONUTS

You crudely fashion a pair of cocktail glasses and fill them with coconut milk.

What do you do?

DRINK THE MILK

It's good. Not melonball good. But good.

What do you do?

Miller-Space - Text Adventure - Offer The Architect A Drink
OFFER THE ARCHITECT A DRINK

A beautiful dominatrix emerges from the only shadow on the island.

What do you say?

"NICE OUTFIT"

"Flattery will get you nowhere."

What do you say?

"LET ME GO"

"No."

What do you say?

"PLEASE?"

"No."

What do you say?

"PRETTY PLEASE?"

"No."

What do you say?

"YOUR MOM'S A SLAVE" or "BITCH" or "I WONDER WHY?"

The dominatrix bursts into tears. "Why are you so mean?"

What do you say?

"YOU LOCKED ME IN A VIRTUAL HELL HOLE!"

"Fine, blame the victim!"

What do you say?

"I'M SORRY?"

"I never get any visitors, you're the first person that shows up and you treat me like dirt!"

What do you say?

"I SAID I'M SORRY?"

"I'm sorry, you're right." She takes a moment to wipe her eyes with her fur lined leather cuffs. "So why are you here?"

What do you say?

"I WANT TO DESTROY ZINYAK" or "I REALLY WANT TO DESTROY ZINYAK" or "FUCK THAT, I WANT TO DESTROY ZINYAK"

"I can't let you do that. But is there anything else I can do for you?"

What do you say?

"I WANT TO RESCUE MATT MILLER"

"Sad, I wasn't done with him yet." She sighs. "Then you will have to fight Matt Miller's most feared opponent."

What do you say?

"AND WHO'S THAT?"

The dominatrix fades away and before you stands Killbane. "The Saints think they can defeat me again? No. This time Matty has to do his own fighting."

What do you say?

"BRING BACK THE WOMAN WITH THE WHIP" or "I WONDERED WHAT SHE WAS DOING LATER"

"See, you don't care about Miller. You only care about yourself."

What do you say?

"THEN WHERE'S MATT?" or "CAN'T I GET ANOTHER WRESTLER?"

Suddenly Matt Miller appears in the ring.

What do you say?

"LET'S DO THIS" or "SHUT THE HELL UP, KILLBANE" or LULL KILLBANE INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY or TAUNT KILLBANE or BACK AWAY

Killbane laughs. "Do you really think a wimp like Matty here can defeat me?"

Matt Miller cowers a bit. "I don't think I can do this."

What do you say?

"I KNOW YOU CAN BEAT HIM, MATT"

Matt Miller weakly nods. "Alright then."

What should Matt do?

PUNCH KILLBANE

Matt Miller winds up and takes a swing, hitting Killbane in the jaw.

Killbane yells, "Ow! What the hell was that!"

What should Matt do?

DODGE KILLBANE'S COUNTERATTACK

"I don't think so." Matt Miller's dodge fails and Killbane hits him again. Hard.

What should Matt do?

CRY

"Wrong move, Matt." Killbane hits Matt Miller. Hard.

What should Matt do?

PUNCH KILLBANE AGAIN (1)

Matt Miller takes advantage of Killbane's surprise and punches him again.

Killbane yells, "This is impossible!"

What should Matt do?

Miller space game end
PUNCH KILLBANE AGAIN (2)

With a mighty swing Matt Miller's third hit in a row sends Killbane crashing to the ground unconscious.

Matt Miller shouts, "I did it! I won!"

What do you say?

"TOLD YOU, KID"

Matt Miller breathes a sigh of relief. "I knew you'd get me through this. Now... can I get out of this antique of a game?

What do you say?

"TIME TO GO, MATT"

A large, ringing device appears before Matt Miller. A coiled wire connects two pieces, and a massive dial, not unlike the chamber of a revolver, rests in it's center.

What should Matt do?

  • PICK UP THE PHONE

RewardsEdit

  • Add an image!Go to Special:Upload

TriviaEdit

  • While the Kinzie is attempting to hack the system network to disable the invulnerable tower, on the console commands, she types "initiate order 66", which is a reference to "Order 66" from Star Wars Episode III, in which "order 66" is a trigger for the clone army to kill all Jedi, whom they were formerly fighting alongside.
  • The planet scanning mechanic and Element Zero during the text adventure is a reference to Mass Effect 2, which features both.
  • Walking through the red door in Matt's prison unlocks the achievement "You Chose... Poorly", runs a Zin version of the credits, and fails the mission with the reason "Zinyak Lied". The name of the achievement is a paraphrased quote from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
  • The choice between the blue door or the red door is an allusion to The Matrix series.
    • In The Matrix, the film's protagonist is given the choice between a blue pill and a red pill.
    • In The Matrix Reloaded, the film's protagonist is given the choice between two doors, one of which is to save humanity.
  • Zinyak quotes a line from MacBeth during the mission.
  • While driving the Recursor, a console command say "Would you like to play a game?". Kinzie replied by typing in the words "Global thermonuclear war" and later the text replies "The only winning move is not to play", which are quotes from the film WarGames.
  • This is followed by a console command "Release FS3", referring to Volition's first series of games "Freespace".
  • The quest name, "Zero Cool", is the handle of a hacker in the film Hackers.
  • The room with the heartbeat is a reference to Edgar Allen Poe, as it's filled with items related to stories he wrote.
    • The Pendulum is referencing "The Pit and phe Pendulum."
    • The raven sitting on the pendulum is referencing "The Raven."
    • The Skeleton in the broken wall is referencing "The Cask of Amontillado"
    • The heart on the floor panel is referencing "The Tell-Tale Heart

TranscriptEdit

PrologueEdit

Playa - Female 1: "Walk me through how CID is going to help us free Matt."
Playa - Female 2: "Kinzie, how does this robot thing help us save Matt?"
Playa - Female 3: "Now that we have CID we can get Miller, right?"
Playa - Male 1: "All right, we got CID. So... how do we use him to get Matt?"
Playa - Male 2: "You ready to pick up Matt?"
Playa - Male 3: "Okay, we powered up CID: how does that get us to Matt Miller?"
Nolan North: "All right, we got CID. So... how do we use him to get Matt?"
Phone Call: "Are you really sure about this? I mean, I know he can help, but it's... Matt Miller."
Playa - Female 1: "We need all the help we can get. How do we get him?"
Playa - Female 2: "Just tell me how the damn thing works."
Playa - Female 3: "We don't have a whole lotta options, do we? Can we use the lil' floaty robot or not?"
Playa - Male 1: "Kinzie, if he can help us find the others then yes, I'm certain. Now how does this work?"
Playa - Male 2: "I don't think now's the time to be picky. How do we save him?"
Playa - Male 3: "Earth's gone Kinzie, we take what we can get. So how does this work?"
Nolan North: "Kinzie, if he can help us find the others then yes, I'm certain. Now how does this work?"
Phone Call: "Well, I give CID the proper cypher to connect to Matt's personal simulation and he opens a gateway."
Playa - Female 1: "This should be fucking adventure..."
Playa - Female 2: "Hope this works. Let's do it."
Playa - Female 3: "Here goes nothing..."
Playa - Male 1: "All right, let's go get the kid then."
Playa - Male 2: "Right on, let's do it."
Playa - Male 3: "Let's go save a hacker."
Nolan North: "All right, let's go get the kid then."
— "Pre Mission Phonecall"

UnsortedEdit

Star saints

Re-arrange these into the in-game order, and update to description lines with details about when each occurs

UI N-A

Kinzie: "I was shocked when the boss picked you to be the Vice President but you ended up working out."
Keith: "That's only vaguely insulting."
Kinzie: "Look, you sound just like Julius Little. Putting a guy who betrayed you in the number two slot seems like a great way to get killed."
Keith: "I'm nothing like Julius."
Playa: "Kinzie, we're ready."
Kinzie: "I'm sending CID the jailbreak."
Playa: "Any last advice?"
Kinzie: "When you're inside Matt's virtual oubliette there's a decent chance that I'll be focusing on interfacing with the intrusion countermeasures so pay attention to the console commands."
Playa: "Any last advice I'll understand?"
Kinzie: "Don't get killed."
Playa: "Gotcha."
— Miller-Space opening cutscene

Keith: "I don't like the idea of us sitting around, shouldn't we be picking up Matt? The kid could be in trouble."
Playa: "KEITH, you gotta relax. The guy's an MI6 agent for god's sake he can take care of himself."
Keith: "You needed help getting out and you're the Commander in Chief."
Playa: "That's a really good point. Why didn't we think of this earlier."
Kinzie: "Oh I did, I'm just not a big fan of Matt."
Playa: "KINZIE!"
Kinzie: "Come on! Can't I get some payback? He got a little lost, big deal."
Playa: "Or he got a little dead, who knows!"
Kinzie: "Oh he's fine?"
Kinzie: "...he's probably having the time of his life exploring Zinyak's ship."
— Miller-Space closing cutscene

Playa - Female 1: "Ohhh that's a lot of firepower..."
Playa - Female 2: "Lot of resistance... any suggestions Kinzie?"
Playa - Female 3: "That's...a lot of tanks..."
Playa - Male 1: "Lots of firepower here, Kinzie."
Playa - Male 2: "Got a situation here, Kinzie."
Playa - Male 3: "Am I just shooting tanks, or do you have better plan?"
Nolan North: "Lots of firepower here, Kinzie."
Kinzie: "Destroying the tower should destroy the tanks with it."
Zinyak: "Ms. Kensington is rather astute for a human."
Kinzie: "Yeah, well, big towers controlling security on a linear path... Not very creative for your "superior intelligence"."
Zinyak: "Ugh, touché."
— "2nd Tower Convo"
That's two. One more to go.
— Kinzie, "2nd Tower Down"

Playa - Female 1: "That... was some nice back up. So where's the tank?"
Playa - Female 2: "Well done Kinzie... now where's my tank?"
Playa - Female 3: "I appreciate the help Kinzie, but don't I need the tank?"
Playa - Male 1: "Holy shit! Nice one, Kinzie! Now give me the tank back..."
Playa - Male 2: "Good work, Kinzie... now hook me back up with the tank and I can finish this..."
Playa - Male 3: "Uhhh Kinzie... where's my fucking tank?"
Nolan North: "Holy shit! Nice one, Kinzie! Now give me the tank back..."
Kinzie: "The tank's not coming back."
Playa - Female 1: "Hope you got a better idea..."
Playa - Female 2: "That sounds... bad."
Playa - Female 3: "Not gonna lie, kind of a fan of the tank."
Playa - Male 1: "How the hell am I supposed to get around?"
Playa - Male 2: "You gotta plan, right?"
Playa - Male 3: "Why the hell not?"
Nolan North: "How the hell am I supposed to get around?"
— "After I Am Death"
Playa - Female 1: "What am I looking at?"
Playa - Female 2: "What is this place?"
Playa - Female 3: "Where am I?"
Playa - Male 1: "And what the hell is all this?"
Playa - Male 2: "This can't be good..."
Playa - Male 3: "Is this some kind of joke?"
Nolan North: "And what the hell is all this?"
Zinyak: "This is your life as it led you to this point. All your past violence, crimes, and losses on display to remind you of one simple fact: Regardless of what I have done to your world, YOU were its greatest threat."
Zinyak: "The evidence is irrefutable. How many have died because you decide driving on the sidewalk is faster than the road, because you used a rocket in place of a bullet, because you wouldn't submit to MY rule? In the end you only hurt those you are trying to protect. In the end, there is only one truth."
Zinyak: "The human race would be much safer without you in it."
— "Architect Room Start"
Kinzie: "You're coming up on Matt's prison."
Playa - Female 1: "How am I going to start a prison break without a gun?"
Playa - Female 2: "Hold on, how do I break Matthew out without a weapon?"
Playa - Female 3: "Kinzie, have any idea what I should be expecting?"
Playa - Male 1: "And how am I getting him out without any weapons or a key?"
Playa - Male 2: "So what am I getting into?"
Playa - Male 3: "What kind of security does Matt's prison have?"
Nolan North: "And how am I getting him out without any weapons or a key?"
Kinzie: "Chances are it's not a standard "behind bars" sort of prison. You'll just have to wing it."
Playa - Female 1: ""Wing it". Great. What can go wrong."
Playa - Female 2: "You can't even give me a hint?"
Playa - Female 3: "Good joke, what's the plan."
Playa - Male 1: "Normally you yell at me when I "wing it"."
Playa - Male 2: "Eh, who needs a plan when you can just walk into a virtual hell hole."
Playa - Male 3: "Well, nothing the two of us can't handle, right?"
Nolan North: "Normally you yell at me when I "wing it"."
Kinzie: "Oh, and since I can't see what's going on in there, doubt I'll be able to help you either."
Playa - Female 1: "Fuck me running."
Playa - Female 2: "Of course, why would I need a hacker in a virtual prison..."
Playa - Female 3: "Wait you're serious?"
Playa - Male 1: "You just keep those reassurances coming..."
Playa - Male 2: "Awesome."
Playa - Male 3: "Fuck me."
Nolan North: "You just keep those reassurances coming..."
— "Arrive"
Zinyak: "Yet again I am impressed by Ms. Kensington. Though this attempt is as futile as the life of most humans."
Kinzie: "Oh look, an alien with a superiority complex. Surprising..."
Zinyak: "Oh this sentiment comes from more than just the Zin, my dear."
Zinyak: "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death."
Zinyak: "Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
Playa - Female 1: "Thanks for sharing your high school potery..."
Playa - Female 2: "Sorry, I don't really follow American hip hop."
Playa - Female 3: "Honey, you talk a whole lot..."
Playa - Male 1: "Ha! What idiot said that?"
Playa - Male 2: "That sounds... scary?"
Playa - Male 3: "Oh, sorry, I tuned out after you started boring the shit out of me."
Nolan North: "Ha! What idiot said that?"
Zinyak: "It's a quote from Macbeth."
Playa - Female 1: "Yeah I don't know what that is."
Playa - Female 2: "Sorry, I don't really follow Scottish hip hop."
Playa - Female 3: "No one cares..."
Playa - Male 1: "I never did like that play..."
Playa - Male 2: "Fuck Shakespeare. Jane Austen or go home."
Playa - Male 3: "Still boring."
Nolan North: "I never did like that play..."
— "Bike Section"

Zinyak: "Before you I place a choice."
Zinyak: "Walk through the blue door and continue to face yet more failures at saving those closest to you. Your race will live on borrowed time and will, through your violent arrogance, wind up extinct."
Zinyak: "Walk through the red door, however, and I will release the humans whom I have collected. I will give them amnesty and even a ship from my fleet to do with as they see fit. However, in choosing this door, you will willingly submit yourself to execution."
Zinyak: "This is the moment where you can prove to be the savior of humanity, or its absolute destroyer."
— "Door Choice"

Playa - Female 1: "The fuck?"
Playa - Female 2: "Qu'est que c'est?!"
Playa - Female 3: "What is this?!"
Playa - Male 1: "Kinzie... what's going on..."
Playa - Male 2: "What's happening!?"
Playa - Male 3: "This can't be good..."
Nolan North: "Kinzie... what's going on..."
— "Fading Into Prison Room"
Playa - Female 1: "Back me up, Kinzie!"
Playa - Female 2: "Kinzie, I need help!"
Playa - Female 3: "They're everywhere!"
Playa - Male 1: "I'm getting swarmed here!"
Playa - Male 2: "Need some help Kinzie!"
Playa - Male 3: "Kinzie gimmie a hand!"
Nolan North: "I'm getting swarmed here!"
Kinzie: "Wait, let me try something..."
— "I Am Death Convo"
Playa - Female 1: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
Playa - Female 2: "Matthew Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
Playa - Female 3: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
Playa - Male 1: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
Playa - Male 2: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
Playa - Male 3: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
Nolan North: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
— "Matt Flashback"
Playa - Female 1: "Ya know, you're still kind of on my virtual shit-list Kinzie..."
Playa - Female 2: "I almost forgot: Kinzie, I forgive you..."
Playa - Female 3: "Thanks a lot Kinzie..."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh, wanted to thank you by the way, Kinzie."
Playa - Male 2: "Thanks by the way..."
Playa - Male 3: "Been meanin' to thank you, Kinzie."
Nolan North: "Oh, wanted to thank you by the way, Kinzie."
Kinzie: "For what?"
Playa - Female 1: "Last time we were in cyberspace you turned me into a sex doll."
Playa - Female 2: "For not singing with me earlier."
Playa - Female 3: "For this not being a calamity like last time..."
Playa - Male 1: "Well, I'm in cyber space and I haven't been turned into a sex doll or a toilet yet."
Playa - Male 2: "For not spawning any more tanks to kill me."
Playa - Male 3: "Sure you almost lead me to certain death by throwing me unarmed into a virtual hell hole, but you really came through in the end."
Nolan North: "Well, I'm in cyber space and I haven't been turned into a sex doll or a toilet yet. Haha, which, to some people, is the same thing."
Kinzie: "God, are you still mad about that? I said I was sorry."
Playa - Female 1: "You gave me access to the webcam you set up in Viola's room, that's not an apology, that's creepy."
Playa - Female 2: "You want to truly apologize, you sing Paula Abdul at karaoke night."
Playa - Female 3: "Honey, it's not like you ate the last lemon cake...last time we were here you turned me into a fucking toilet. Take the thank you and be done with it."
Playa - Male 1: "It's something that kinda sticks with you in your nightmares. Uughh..."
Playa - Male 2: "Surprisingly, near death experiences tend to stick with you."
Playa - Male 3: "I said you came through..."
Nolan North: "It's something that kinda sticks with you in your nightmares. Uughh..."
— "Mission Convo"
Playa - Female 1: "You can give me a gun anytime Kinzie..."
Playa - Female 2: "No gun? You're putting a lot of faith in my winning personality."
Playa - Female 3: "So are you giving me a gun or am I saving Matt with polite conversation?"
Playa - Male 1: "Hey Kinzie, how am I supposed to rescue Matt without a weapon?"
Playa - Male 2: "Kinzie... where's my gun?"
Playa - Male 3: "Ya know Kinzie, rescues go better when you have A FUCKING GUN."
Nolan North: "Hey Kinzie, how am I supposed to rescue Matt without a weapon?"
Kinzie: "Well, you don't have super powers either."
Playa - Female 1: "Jesus Christ Kinzie, why the fuck are there words in my face?"
Playa - Female 2: "I don't think a bunch of words blocking the screen is going to help me, Kinzie."
Playa - Female 3: "Great. Now there's a bunch of nonsense on the screen."
Playa - Male 1: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Why the fuck are there giant words in my face?"
Playa - Male 2: "Are you kid- what the fuck is on the screen?"
Playa - Male 3: "I ask for a gun and you give me a typing lesson?"
Nolan North: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Why the fuck are there giant words in my face?"
Kinzie: "It's the command prompt. Just give me a second."
— "Mission Start"
Playa - Female 1: "Annnd you do."
Playa - Female 2: "Oooo, never mind."
Playa - Female 3: "Fan of the bike too."
Playa - Male 1: "Okay, this'll work."
Playa - Male 2: "Right on."
Playa - Male 3: "Makes a lot more sense now."
Nolan North: "Okay, this'll work."
— "Motorcycle Dropped"
Playa - Female 1: "*sigh* Let's do it..."
Playa - Female 2: "*sigh* Why not..."
Playa - Female 3: "*sigh* Just breathe..."
Playa - Male 1: "*sigh* Here we go..."
Playa - Male 2: "*sigh* Fuck it..."
Playa - Male 3: "*sigh* Only one thing to do..."
Nolan North: "*sigh* Here we go..."
— "Player Makes Choice"
Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to do or die. Make your choice.
— Zinyak, "Player Not Choosing"


Playa - Female 1: "Oh thank god..."
Playa - Female 2: "That's better..."
Playa - Female 3: "Now we're talkin..."
Playa - Male 1: "Finally..."
Playa - Male 2: "Thank you..."
Playa - Male 3: "Much better..."
Nolan North: "Finally..."
Kinzie: "There should be three data towers controlling the security to Matt's prison."
Playa - Female 1: "Finally, I get to just blow shit up..."
Playa - Female 2: "This is the usual wanton destruction part, yes?"
Playa - Female 3: "Nothing fancy, just blow 'em up, right?"
Playa - Male 1: "And I just blow this thing up, right?"
Playa - Male 2: "Bout time I get to cause some property damage..."
Playa - Male 3: "Just take it out, right?"
Nolan North: "And I just blow this thing up, right?"
Kinzie: "Well I wouldn't want you to go outside your comfort zone."
— "Return To Regular Tank"
So will you choose a path to extinction?
— Zinyak, "Show First Choice"

Or will you sacrifice yourself as a savior?
— Zinyak, "Show Second Choice"

Zinyak: "I must say, I am amused at this attempt to save a man who tried to kill you once. Hahaha..."
Playa - Female 1: "Three times Zinyak, try to keep up."
Playa - Female 2: "It was really more like 3 times..."
Playa - Female 3: "Eh, what's a little attempted murder between friends..."
Playa - Male 1: "Actually twice. No, three times."
Playa - Male 2: "I've worked with worse."
Playa - Male 3: "Three times actually."
Nolan North: "Actually twice. No, three times."
Zinyak: "All the same, what is it you hope to accomplish? Mr. Miller is beyond your help."
Playa - Female 1: "We'll see about that."
Playa - Female 2: "The only person beyond help is you, Zinyak."
Playa - Female 3: "Sweetie, you should know by now, no one ever tells me what I can or can't do."
Playa - Male 1: "Then what do you care if I try?"
Playa - Male 2: "What I hope to accomplish is to put a bullet in your fucking head."
Playa - Male 3: "Don't worry about Matt. Worry about yourself."
Nolan North: "Then what do you care if I try?"
Zinyak: "Eh, very well. Your futile attempts do entertain me after all."
— "Taunt After First Tower"
Playa - Female 1: "Wow, this brings back memories... it was total bullshit that you could only carry 200 pounds of bison meat. Wait, is that Matt?"
Playa - Female 2: "Mon Dieu, not this again...wait, is that Matthew?"
Playa - Female 3: "I miss Mavis... Wait, is that Matt?"
Playa - Male 1: "Whoa, it's like my childhood. Wait, is that Matt?"
Playa - Male 2: "Every time I used a computer like that someone died of dysentery. Whoa, wait, hold up, is that Matt?"
Playa - Male 3: "Well...at least there's pictures this time. Wait, is that Matt?"
Nolan North: "Whoa, it's like my childhood. Wait, is that Matt?"
Zinyak: "Trapped in technology he doesn't understand, in a cyber world he can't control."
Playa - Female 1: "Matt, stay calm...I'll get you out..."
Playa - Female 2: "Stay strong Matthew, I'm coming."
Playa - Female 3: "It's okay Matt, you'll be out soon..."
Playa - Male 1: "Don't worry Matt, I'll get you out."
Playa - Male 2: "No one fucks with Miller but me. Zinyak, you're gonna pay for this."
Playa - Male 3: "I'll get you out, Matt..."
Nolan North: "Don't worry Matt, I'll get you out."
Zinyak: "Without Ms. Kensington, very doubtful."
— "Text Adventure Computer"
Playa: "Is this the island that pirate came from?"
Zinyak: "Must you continue to display your plebeian intelligence?"
Playa - Female 1: "Yes?"
Playa - Female 2: "It's not my fault your virtual prison deals in vagaries."
Playa - Female 3: "Don't you get all upset because your story doesn't make a damn bit of sense..."
Playa - Male 1: "Ouch. Guess I'm hitting a nerve."
Playa - Male 2: "Shit man, just asking a question."
Playa - Male 3: "I thought we were bonding."
Nolan North: "Ouch. Guess I'm hitting a nerve."
Zinyak: "I tire of this. Deal with her on your own. Ta ta."
Playa - Female 1: "I can deal with anything you throw at me, buddy...."
Playa - Female 2: "I thought this island was deserted, no?"
Playa - Female 3: "Wait what are you-aww hell..."
Playa - Male 1: "Deal with who?"
Playa - Male 2: "Who else is here?"
Playa - Male 3: "That doesn't sound good..."
Nolan North: "Deal with who?"
— "Text Adventure Island"
Playa - Female 1: "This is bad..."
Playa - Female 2: "Eddie..."
Playa - Female 3: "Where's Angel when you need him..."
Playa - Male 1: "What the fuck..."
Playa - Male 2: "Killbane..."
Playa - Male 3: "Was wondering when you were going to show up, Killbane..."
Nolan North: "What the fuck..."
— "Text Adventure Killbane"
Playa - Female 1: "Come on Matt...stand up for yourself!"
Playa - Female 2: "Don't give up Matthew!"
Playa - Female 3: "You can do this, Matt!"
Playa - Male 1: "Sorry Matt, but this is something you need to do."
Playa - Male 2: "You can do it Matt!"
Playa - Male 3: "You can fight him Matt!"
Nolan North: "Sorry Matt, but this is something you need to do."
— "Text Adventure Matt Fight"
Playa - Female 1: "He's like an English honey badger..."
Playa - Female 2: "Come on Matthew!"
Playa - Female 3: "That boy is scrappy..."
Playa - Male 1: "See, you can do this, Matt!"
Playa - Male 2: "Fuck him up!"
Playa - Male 3: "Give him hell, Matt!"
Nolan North: "See, you can do this, Matt!"
— "Text Adventure Matt Hits"
Playa - Female 1: "*winces* That's not good..."
Playa - Female 2: "Euck...."
Playa - Female 3: "My bad..."
Playa - Male 1: "Ouch, sorry about that one."
Playa - Male 2: "Oh!"
Playa - Male 3: "This thing's taking a turn..."
Nolan North: "Ouch, sorry about that one."
— "Text Adventure Matt Hurt"
Playa - Female 1: "You did it Matt!"
Playa - Female 2: "I didn't know you had it in you, Matthew..."
Playa - Female 3: "Well I'll be damned..."
Playa - Male 1: "Way to go, Matt!"
Playa - Male 2: "Holy shit... you won."
Playa - Male 3: "I knew you could do it!"
Nolan North: "Way to go, Matt!"
— "Text Adventure Matt Wins"
Playa - Female 1: "All right, pick up the phone and dial yourself out, Matt."
Playa - Female 2: "Okay Matthew, you should be able to pull yourself out of the simulation now..."
Playa - Female 3: "Matt, hope you're ready to see the real world..."
Playa - Male 1: "All right, just pick up the phone and we'll get you out of there, Matt."
Playa - Male 2: "Matt, it's time for you to pick up the phone and see the real world..."
Playa - Male 3: "Time to get outta this hell hole, Matt."
Nolan North: "All right, just pick up the phone and we'll get you out of there, Matt."
— "Text Adventure Phone"
Zinyak: "Ah yes, I'm quite proud of this one."
Playa - Female 1: "Why? What is it?"
Playa - Female 2: "So this is..."
Playa - Female 3: "I give up, what is it?"
Playa - Male 1: "What am I looking at?"
Playa - Male 2: "What is this?"
Playa - Male 3: "This is what exactly?"
Nolan North: "What am I looking at?"
Zinyak: "Terror as personified by your literary culture."
Playa - Female 1: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
Playa - Female 2: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
Playa - Female 3: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
Playa - Male 1: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
Playa - Male 2: "I don't understand, it's a dead pirate with a black parrot?"
Playa - Male 3: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
Nolan North: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
Zinyak: "It's a raven."
Playa: "Why does the pirate have a raven?"
Zinyak: "*sigh*"
— "Text Adventure Poe"
Zinyak: "Behold my empire."
Playa - Female 1: "Wow. Empty space and a purple star."
Playa - Female 2: "Eh."
Playa - Female 3: "A rock and a gas giant?"
Playa - Male 1: "Not very big."
Playa - Male 2: "Not gonna lie, I was expecting something a bit more impressive."
Playa - Male 3: "Not a whole lot to behold..."
Nolan North: "Not very big."
Zinyak: "This is but a glimpse of what I have conquered."
— "Text Adventure Space"
Playa - Female 1: "Jesus Christ Zinyak, are you 13?"
Playa - Female 2: "Okay, I wasn't expecting that."
Playa - Female 3: "Cute loin cloth."
Playa - Male 1: "Um... hi..."
Playa - Male 2: "Oh yeah... Matt had it REAL bad..."
Playa - Male 3: "Well, hellooo..."
Nolan North: "Um... hi..."
— "Text Adventure Woman"
Playa - Female 1: "Last tower, then we grab Matt..."
Playa - Female 2: "At the last one... this will be quick"
Playa - Female 3: "The last tower will be down in no time..."
Playa - Male 1: "All right, last tower's going down."
Playa - Male 2: "Last tower...time to tear this bitch down."
Playa - Male 3: "Kinzie, I'm at the last tower...let's finish this."
Nolan North: "All right, last tower's going down."
Zinyak: "Oh, I don't think it should be THAT easy for you."
— "Third Tower Arrive"
Kinzie: "Could it be as simple as "3 D"?"
Playa - Female 1: "DON'T YOU DARE HIT ENTER KINZIE!"
Playa - Female 2: "NO SPACE! NO SPACE!"
Playa - Female 3: "KINZIE NO!"
Playa - Male 1: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T PUT IN A SPACE!"
Playa - Male 2: "DON'T HIT ENTER!"
Playa - Male 3: "TAKE THE SPACE OUT!"
Nolan North: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T PUT IN A SPACE!"
Kinzie: "Oops, sorry, finger slipped."
— "Top Down Tank 3 Tanks"
Playa - Female 1: "Just throwing this out there, I don't want to be staring at the ground for the rest of my life."
Playa - Female 2: "I could use a little help here Kinzie..."
Playa - Female 3: "You gonna gimmie a hand or what?"
Playa - Male 1: "Kinzie, you gonna fix this or what?"
Playa - Male 2: "Anytime you wanna fix this Kinzie..."
Playa - Male 3: "Kinzie, fix this!"
Nolan North: "Kinzie, you gonna fix this or what?"
Kinzie: "I'm trying, but I'm not used to the code they're using. Gimme a second."
— "Top Down Tank Bikes"
Playa - Female 1: "This brings back memories."
Playa - Female 2: "Merde."
Playa - Female 3: "Here we go again..."
Playa - Male 1: "Aw hell, not again..."
Playa - Male 2: "Fuck me, not again..."
Playa - Male 3: "Tanks. Of course."
Nolan North: "Aw hell, not again..."
Kinzie: "Dammit, the camera's screwed up. You'll just have to deal with it."
Playa - Female 1: "Fucking 80s..."
Playa - Female 2: "Yeah yeah... retro chic, I get it."
Playa - Female 3: "Nothin' I can't handle, sugar..."
Playa - Male 1: "At least this ain't my first time at the top-down tank rodeo."
Playa - Male 2: "Easy for you to say, you're not dealing with the top down bullshit."
Playa - Male 3: "What a surprise..."
Nolan North: "At least this ain't my first time at the top-down tank rodeo."
— "Top Down Tank Start"
He's made the tower invulnerable! Hang on, I'll find a work around.
— Kinzie, "Tower Invulnerable"

GalleryEdit

  • Top down view of Playa's tank
  • Playa fighting off security
  • Third person camera angle restored and Gate Key can now be destroyed
  • Playa fighting off security
  • Playa fighting off security while Kinzie tries to help them
  • Playa ridding the X-2 Phantom to the IO Tower
  • Events of Playa's life and a choice from Zinyak
  • Text Adventure
  • Text Adventure
  • Text Adventure
  • Text Adventure
  • Memory image sheet
  • Memory image sheet
  • Memory image sheet
  • Memory image sheet
  • Memory image sheet
  • Memory image sheet
  • Text Adventures title text
  • Text Adventures title logo
  • Text Adventures arch
  • Text Adventures beach
  • Text Adventures computer
  • Text Adventures kill enter
  • Text Adventures kill punch
  • Text Adventures matt enter
  • Text Adventures phone
  • Text Adventures sizing
  • Text Adventures matt win
  • Text Adventures matt punch
  • Text Adventures space
  • Text Adventures terror


Star saints

Check the Mission to-do list for ways to improve Mission articles.

UI N-A

ReferencesEdit

This article contains no references. See Help:Cite.
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.