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{{image|The Penetrator in the opening cutscene in the Japanese version}}
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{{mission
|image = Learning Computer complete.png
 
|size = 300px
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|image = Learning Computer complete.png
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|size = 300px
|caption = "Learning Computer" mission completion screen in ''Saints Row: The Third''.
 
|gang = Deckers
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|caption = "Learning Computer" mission completion screen
|cutscene =
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|gang = Deckers
|homie = [[Pierce]]
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|cutscene =
|vehicle =
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|homie = [[Pierce]]
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|vehicle =
|objective = * Go to '''[[Kinzie's Hideout]]'''
 
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|type =
* Get to '''[[STAG PR Center]]'''
 
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|marked_enemies = ?
* Clear '''lobby'''
 
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|minimum_kills = ?
* Get to '''garage'''
 
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|objective = *[[#obj1|Go to '''Kinzie's Hideout''']]
* Steal '''[[Crusader|tank]]'''
 
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*[[#obj2|Get to '''STAG PR Center''']]
* '''Escape''' garage
 
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*[[#obj3|Clear '''lobby''']]
* Catch '''[[Flatbed|truck]]'''
 
* Damage truck '''wheels'''
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*[[#obj4|Get to '''garage''']]
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*[[#obj5|Steal '''tank''']]
|reward = * [[Cash|$10,000]]
 
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*[[#obj6|'''Escape''' garage]]
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*[[#obj7|Catch '''truck''']]
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*[[#obj8|Damage truck '''wheels''']]
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|reward = * [[Cash|$10,000]]
 
* 2500 [[Respect]]
 
* 2500 [[Respect]]
|stronghold =
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|stronghold =
|unlock =
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|unlock =
|previous = [[Live! With Killbane]]
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|previous = [[Live! With Killbane]]
|next = [[Stop all the Downloading]]
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|next = [[Stop all the Downloading]]
 
}}
 
}}
 
"'''Learning Computer'''" is a [[Missions in Saints Row: The Third|mission]] in ''[[Saints Row: The Third]]''.
 
"'''Learning Computer'''" is a [[Missions in Saints Row: The Third|mission]] in ''[[Saints Row: The Third]]''.
{{dialogue|[[Kinzie Kensington]] reprimands [[Pierce]] after he and [[The Protagonist]] go after the supercomputer with a [[Crusader]].|Kinzie|Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?|Pierce|Going after the truck.|Kinzie|I said DON'T use the tank!|audio=Learning Computer intro.ogg}}
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{{dialogue|[[Kinzie Kensington]] reprimands [[Pierce]] after he and [[Playa]] go after the supercomputer with a [[Crusader]].|Kinzie|Oh God! What the hell are you doing?!|Pierce|Going after the truck.|Kinzie|I said DON'T use the tank!|audio=Learning Computer intro.ogg}}
   
== Description ==
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==Overview==
[[The Protagonist]] and [[Pierce]] meet with [[Kinzie Kensington]] at [[Kinzie's Warehouse]] to discuss the [[Deckers]]. Kinzie explains that The Protagonist's helicopter crashed{{ref|'''Mission''': [[Live! With Killbane]]}} because [[Matt Miller]] hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP. Kinzie then asks they and Pierce steal a powerful "learning computer" in [[STAG]]'s possession that will allow her to "worm into their mainframe [and] do all sorts of naughty things". Miller learns of Kinzie's objective and sends his Deckers in an attempt to acquire the computer before Kinzie can; Kinzie sends The Protagonist and Pierce to the [[PR Center]], where the computer is located, to stop the Deckers and get the computer back to her.
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[[Playa]] and [[Pierce]] meet with [[Kinzie Kensington]] at [[Kinzie's Warehouse]] to discuss the [[Deckers]]. Kinzie explains that Playa's helicopter crashed{{ref|'''Mission''': [[Live! With Killbane]]}} because [[Matt Miller]] hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP. Kinzie then asks they and Pierce steal a powerful "learning computer" in [[STAG]]'s possession that will allow her to "worm into their mainframe [and] do all sorts of naughty things". Miller learns of Kinzie's objective and sends his Deckers in an attempt to acquire the computer before Kinzie can; Kinzie sends Playa and Pierce to the [[PR Center]], where the computer is located, to stop the Deckers and get the computer back to her.
   
 
The duo head to the PR Center and encounter a fierce battle between the Deckers and STAG. They head on down to the garage and commandeer a STAG [[Crusader]] tank, which they use to take the computer from the Deckers, who had loaded it onto the back of a truck. When the two bring the supercomputer to Kinzie, she states that she'll next need a very specific chair, leading to the events of "[[Stop all the Downloading]]".
 
The duo head to the PR Center and encounter a fierce battle between the Deckers and STAG. They head on down to the garage and commandeer a STAG [[Crusader]] tank, which they use to take the computer from the Deckers, who had loaded it onto the back of a truck. When the two bring the supercomputer to Kinzie, she states that she'll next need a very specific chair, leading to the events of "[[Stop all the Downloading]]".
   
== Gameplay ==
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==Gameplay==
[[File:Learning Computer.png|250px|thumb|Gameplay from the mission.]]
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[[File:Learning Computer - Damage Truck Wheels.png|250px|thumb]]
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;{{a|obj1|Go to '''Kinzie's Hideout'''}}
From [[Kinzie's Warehouse]], drive to the [[PR Center]] and gun down the [[STAG]] and [[Deckers]] engaged with each other outside. Then head through and kill everyone inside in the lobby too; reinforcements arrive from the two elevators after killing a certain amount of enemies. Head to the elevator once they're all down. In the garage, players can simply ignore the Deckers present and just head on into the [[Crusader]] tank. Wait for [[Pierce]] to climb in, blast the barricade, and drive on out onto the streets. Drive towards the [[Flatbed]] truck and shoot its four wheels out using the machine gun (it can be slightly tricky to get a good angle on the truck) to end this relatively short and easy mission.
 
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;{{a|obj2|Get to '''STAG PR Center'''}}
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From [[Kinzie's Warehouse]], drive to the [[PR Center]] and gun down the [[STAG]] and [[Deckers]] engaged with each other outside.
   
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;{{a|obj3|Clear '''lobby'''}}
== Rewards ==
 
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Then head through and kill everyone inside in the lobby; reinforcements arrive from the two elevators after killing a certain amount of enemies.
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;{{a|obj4|Get to '''garage'''}}
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Head to the elevator once they're all down. In the garage, the Deckers present can be ignored.
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;{{a|obj5|Steal '''tank'''}}
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Get into the [[Crusader]] tank.
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;{{a|obj6|'''Escape''' garage}}
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Wait for [[Pierce]] to climb in, blast the barricade, and drive on out onto the streets.
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;{{a|obj7|Catch '''truck'''}}
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Drive towards the [[Flatbed]] truck.
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;{{a|obj8|Damage truck '''wheels'''}}
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Shoot its four wheels out using the machine gun.
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==Rewards==
 
{{gallery|type=float|{{#!:
 
{{gallery|type=float|{{#!:
Learning Computer cash - with subtitles.png|[[Cash]] awarded at the end of the mission.
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Learning Computer cash - with subtitles.png|[[Cash]] awarded at the end of the mission
 
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== Newscast ==
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==Newscast==
 
:''Main article: [[Newscasts]]''
 
:''Main article: [[Newscasts]]''
 
{{section|Newscasts|Learning Computer}}
 
{{section|Newscasts|Learning Computer}}
   
== Trivia ==
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==Trivia==
 
* [[Pierce]] finds and takes a newspaper clip mentioning [[Lin]] and plays around with a [[Penetrator]] in the opening cutscene.
 
* [[Pierce]] finds and takes a newspaper clip mentioning [[Lin]] and plays around with a [[Penetrator]] in the opening cutscene.
 
* While in the [[PR Center]] with Pierce, an argument occurs between [[Kinzie Kensington]] and [[Matt Miller]] which ends with Kinzie saying, "''Yak yak yak... Get a job''", a quote from the 1995 film ''{{wp|Hackers (film)|Hackers}}''.
 
* While in the [[PR Center]] with Pierce, an argument occurs between [[Kinzie Kensington]] and [[Matt Miller]] which ends with Kinzie saying, "''Yak yak yak... Get a job''", a quote from the 1995 film ''{{wp|Hackers (film)|Hackers}}''.
 
* It is possible to destroy the [[Crusader]] and use other vehicles.
 
* It is possible to destroy the [[Crusader]] and use other vehicles.
 
* In co-op play, only one player has to take the tank; the other player can take whatever vehicle they want.
 
* In co-op play, only one player has to take the tank; the other player can take whatever vehicle they want.
* In single player, as Pierce blindly fires the laser at enemies and sometimes hit and damage the [[Flatbed]] truck, causing it to explode and the player to fail the mission (his firing the laser at everything that moves also makes it more difficult to aim at the tires). In co-op, a second player can control the laser rather than Pierce.
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* In single player, due to AI programming, Pierce blindly fires the laser at enemies and sometimes hits and damages the [[Flatbed]] truck, causing it to explode and the player to fail the mission (his firing the laser at everything that moves also makes it more difficult to aim at the tires). In co-op, a second player can control the laser rather than Pierce.
 
* It is possible to climb out of the tank, get slightly closer to the truck, and use a [[McManus 2015]] to snipe the wheels.
 
* It is possible to climb out of the tank, get slightly closer to the truck, and use a [[McManus 2015]] to snipe the wheels.
 
* If a [[Fart in a Jar]] is thrown in the truck, the text "##UNKNOWN_STRING##" appears above the [[Map]].
 
* If a [[Fart in a Jar]] is thrown in the truck, the text "##UNKNOWN_STRING##" appears above the [[Map]].
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* In the ending cutscene, Kinzie uses her laptop outside while it is raining, which doesn't short circuit the laptop.
 
* In the ending cutscene, Kinzie uses her laptop outside while it is raining, which doesn't short circuit the laptop.
 
* Two Saints members spawn near the entrance to Kinzie's Warehouse after starting the mission and can be recruited.
 
* Two Saints members spawn near the entrance to Kinzie's Warehouse after starting the mission and can be recruited.
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* When the elevator doors open to the basement, it is possible to see the STAG soldiers die.
   
== Transcript ==
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==Transcript==
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=== Prologue ===
 
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===Prologue===
 
<tabber>
 
<tabber>
 
Male 1=
 
Male 1=
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{{dialogue|Pre-mission phone call (Male 1)
{{Dialogue|
 
|The Protagonist|The Deckers are a problem, Kinzie.
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|Playa - Male 1 |The Deckers are a problem, Kinzie.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've been working on that.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've been working on that.
|The Protagonist|And? What have you come up with?
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|Playa - Male 1 |And? What have you come up with?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Well, I guess you were bound to be here someday.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Well, I guess you were bound to be here someday.
|The Protagonist|What are you talking about?
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|Playa - Male 1 |What are you talking about?
|Kinzie Kensington|Come to my place. I'll show you what you're gonna need.
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|Kinzie Kensington|Come to my place. I'll show you what we're gonna need.
 
}}
 
}}
 
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|-|
 
Male 2=
 
Male 2=
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{{dialogue|Pre-mission phone call (Male 2)
{{Dialogue|
 
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I'm a little busy...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I'm a little busy...
|The Protagonist|Too bad, I wanna make a move against the Deckers...
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|Playa - Male 2 |To bad, I wanna make a move against the Deckers...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Whaddya think I'm working on?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Whaddya think I'm working on?
|The Protagonist|I don't know what you're working on because you never tell me.
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|Playa - Male 2 |I don't know what you're working on because you never tell me.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Sorry.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Sorry.
|The Protagonist|It's okay, you'll fill me in when I come over...
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|Playa - Male 2 |It's ok, you'll fill me in when I come over...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|What?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|What?
|The Protagonist|Pierce and I headin' over.
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|Playa - Male 2 |Pierce and I headin' over.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You can't come, its my inner sanctum...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You can't come, its my inner sanctum...
|The Protagonist|Yeah, too bad.
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|Playa - Male 2 |Yeah, too bad.
 
}}
 
}}
 
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|-|
 
Male 3=
 
Male 3=
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{{dialogue|Pre-mission phone call (Male 3)
{{Dialogue|
 
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Figured you would call.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Figured you would call.
|The Protagonist|The Deckers are a bigger problem than we thought. I need something to stop them.
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|Playa - Male 3 |The Deckers are a bigger problem than we thought. I need something to stop them.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've finished my analysis of the Deckers' network and infrastructure and determined the needed processing power and hardware requirements for accessing their mainframe.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've finished my analysis of the Deckers' network and infrastructure and determined the needed processing power and hardware requirements for accessing their mainframe.
|The Protagonist|Uh huh...
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|Playa - Male 3 |Uh huh...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've worked REALLY hard and know what we need to go after the Deckers.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've worked REALLY hard and know what we need to go after the Deckers.
|The Protagonist|Fine, where do you need me?
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|Playa - Male 3 |Fine, where do you need me?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Um, well, my place has all the data. I guess you can come here. I mean, it makes sense. Right?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Um, well, my place has all the data. I guess you can come here. I mean, it makes sense. Right?
|The Protagonist|I've seen your place before, Kinzie.
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|Playa - Male 3 |I've seen your place before, Kinzie.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Not my inner sanctum.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Not my inner sanctum.
|The Protagonist|Right...
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|Playa - Male 3 |Right...
 
}}
 
}}
 
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Female 1=
 
Female 1=
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{{dialogue|Pre-mission phone call (Female 1)
{{Dialogue|
 
|The Protagonist|Kinzie, where're you at?
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|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, where're you at?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Um, why do you need to know?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Um, why do you need to know?
|The Protagonist|After that chopper thing, I'd like to get those fucking Deckers.
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|Playa - Female 1|After that chopper thing, I'd like to get those fucking Deckers.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've been busy.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've been busy.
|The Protagonist|If it gets us to the Deckers, busy is good.
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|Playa - Female 1|If it gets us to the Deckers, busy is good.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|It does.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|It does.
|The Protagonist|Alright, then what's next?
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|Playa - Female 1|Alright, then what's next?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Well, next...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Well, next...
|The Protagonist|Anytime now.
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|Playa - Female 1|Anytime now.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Come to my place.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Come to my place.
|The Protagonist|What's the problem? You afraid I won't like the plan?
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|Playa - Female 1|What's the problem? You afraid I won't like the plan?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|No...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|No...
|The Protagonist|Then what?
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|Playa - Female 1|Then what?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've never allowed anyone in my inner sanctum before.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I've never allowed anyone in my inner sanctum before.
|The Protagonist|Inner... sanctum... ?
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|Playa - Female 1|Inner... sanctum...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|My sacred, private room.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|My sacred, private room.
|The Protagonist|... Wow.
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|Playa - Female 1|... Wow.
 
}}
 
}}
 
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Female 2=
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{{dialogue|Pre-mission phone call (Female 2)
{{Dialogue|
 
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Was wondering when you'd call.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Was wondering when you'd call.
|The Protagonist|Am I that predictable?
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|Playa - Female 2|Am I that predictable?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|With the right algorithm most people are, actually.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|With the right algorithm most people are, actually.
|The Protagonist|You figure out the Deckers then?
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|Playa - Female 2|You figure out the Deckers then?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I think so. Come by my place, I'll fill you in.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I think so. Come by my place, I'll fill you in.
|The Protagonist|Why does this make me nervous...
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|Playa - Female 2|Why does this make me nervous...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You shouldn't be. My place has a lot of character.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You shouldn't be. My place has a lot of character.
|The Protagonist|I bet...
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|Playa - Female 2|I bet...
 
}}
 
}}
 
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|-|
 
Female 3=
 
Female 3=
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{{dialogue|Pre-mission phone call (Female 3)
{{Dialogue|
 
|The Protagonist|I don't like it when helicopters crash while I'm in them, Kinzie.
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|Playa - Female 3|I don't like it when helicopters crash while I'm in them, Kinzie.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I don't blame you.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I don't blame you.
|The Protagonist|Any luck on making sure it doesn't happen again?
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|Playa - Female 3|Any luck on making sure it doesn't happen again?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Come to me and we'll talk.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Come to me and we'll talk.
|The Protagonist|Meet you at the diner...
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|Playa - Female 3|Meet you at the diner...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Not there. My place.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Not there. My place.
|The Protagonist|[[Smiling Jack's]] not good enough for you anymore?
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|Playa - Female 3|Smiling Jack's not good enough for you anymore?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|It isn't my inner sanctum.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|It isn't my inner sanctum.
|The Protagonist|Do I even want to know what I'm walking into?
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|Playa - Female 3|Do I even want to know what I'm walking into?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|The less questions you ask, the better.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|The less questions you ask, the better.
 
}}
 
}}
 
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|-|
 
Zombie=
 
Zombie=
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{{dialogue|Pre-mission phone call (Zombie)
{{Dialogue|
 
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I know about the helicopter.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I know about the helicopter.
|The Protagonist|[Snarls]
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|Playa - Zombie |Snarls
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I'm close to being able to go after the Deckers directly, but I'll need your help.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I'm close to being able to go after the Deckers directly, but I'll need your help.
|The Protagonist|[Gargles]
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|Playa - Zombie |Gargles
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Won't explain over the phone. Come to my place.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Won't explain over the phone. Come to my place.
 
}}
 
}}
 
</tabber>
 
</tabber>
   
=== Cutscene #1 ===
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===Cutscene #1===
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{{dialogue|Opening Cutscene
{{Dialogue|
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You can hit the light.
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|Kinzie|You can hit the light.
|The Protagonist|It's... homey.
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|Playa|It's...homey.
 
|Pierce|I don't see a bed.
 
|Pierce|I don't see a bed.
|Kinzie Kensington|Sleep is forbidden.
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|Kinzie|Sleep is forbidden.
|The Protagonist|What the fuck did the Deckers [[Live! With Killbane|do to the chopper]]?
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|Playa|What the fuck did the Deckers do to the chopper?
|Kinzie Kensington|[[Matt Miller|Matt]] must have hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP.
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|Kinzie|Matt must have hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP.
 
|Pierce|You can do that?
 
|Pierce|You can do that?
|Kinzie Kensington|You can do a lot worse. If Matt gets the Decker usenet plugged into the central powergrid, it's... trust me, it's bad.
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|Kinzie|You can do a lot worse. If Matt gets the Decker Use-Net plugged into the central powergrid it's...trust me, it's bad.
|The Protagonist|So how do we nail the Deckers?
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|Playa|So how do we nail the Deckers?
|Kinzie Kensington|If I could worm into their mainframe, I'd do all sorts of naughty things. But I don't have the gear for that.
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|Kinzie|If I could worm into their mainframe I'd do all sorts of naughty things. But I don't have the gear for that.
|The Protagonist|What would you need?
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|Playa|What would you need?
|Kinzie Kensington|Something like this.
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|Kinzie|Something like this.
|Kinzie Kensington|That's one of the most powerful learning computers in North America. And [[STAG]]'s got one.
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|Kinzie|That's one of the most powerful learning computers in North America... And STAG'S got one.
|Matt Miller|Thanks for the tip, Agent Kensington.
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|Matt Miller|Thanks for the tip Agent Kensington.
|Kinzie Kensington|Damn it!
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|Kinzie|Damn it...
|The Protagonist|Wait, that punk kid is Matt?
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|Playa|Wait--that punk kid is Matt?
|Matt Miller|"That punk kid" is the cyber god who just crashed your helicopter. Cheers!
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|Matt Miller|That punk kid is the cyber god who just crashed your helicopter. Cheers!
|Kinzie Kensington|His people are probably halfway to the computer by now... Go!
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|Kinzie|His people are probably halfway to the computer by now! GO!
 
}}
 
}}
   
=== Gameplay ===
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===Gameplay===
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{{dialogue|"Mission Start"
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|Playa - Female 1|Tell me the computer's close, Kinzie.
{{Dialogue|
 
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|Playa - Female 2|Where is STAG keeping this computer, Kinzie?
|The Protagonist|Kinzie, where's the computer being held?
 
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|Playa - Female 3|So Kinzie, where is this computer?
|Kinzie Kensington|At the STAG PR Center. Hurry.
 
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|Playa - Male 1 |Kinzie, where's the computer being held?
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|Playa - Male 2 |Where's that computer, Kinzie?
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|Playa - Male 3 |Kinzie, where's the computer?
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|Playa - Zombie |Gargles
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}}
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|Kinzie|At the STAG PR Center. Hurry.
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}}
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{{dialogue|"Drive 1"
 
|Pierce|So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?
 
|Pierce|So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?
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|The Protagonist|Beaten? He crashed our fucking helicopter.
 
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|Playa - Female 1|Crashing a helicopter isn't beating; that's cheating.
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|Playa - Female 2|The helicopter went down, and he took the credit.
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|Playa - Female 3|He didn't beat us, he just crashed our helicopter.
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|Playa - Male 1 |Beaten? He crashed our fucking helicopter.
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|Playa - Male 2 |He crashed our helicopter, he didn't kill us.
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|Playa - Male 3 |You kidding me? Our helicopter crashed.
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|Playa - Zombie |Growls
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}}
 
|Pierce|That sounds like you lost to me.
 
|Pierce|That sounds like you lost to me.
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||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist|Put me in a room with Miller and we'll see who loses.
 
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|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, I have a gun...
|Kinzie Kensington|Aren't you there yet?
 
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|Playa - Female 2|There will be a rematch. Cast your bets now.
|The Protagonist|Calm down, we'll get there.
 
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|Playa - Female 3|Keep laughing.
|Kinzie Kensington|I don't want that little bastard beating me again.
 
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|Playa - Male 1 |Put me in a room with Miller and we'll see who loses.
|The Protagonist|Don't worry, he won't.
 
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|Playa - Male 2 |Shut up.
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|Playa - Male 3 |Go on, laugh it up...
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|Playa - Zombie |Grumbles
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{{dialogue|"Drive 2"
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|Kinzie|Aren't you there yet?
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|Playa - Female 1|If I didn't have to answer your call, maybe I would be.
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|Playa - Female 2|Relax, we'll make it.
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|Playa - Female 3|Workin' on it.
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|Playa - Male 1 |Calm down, we'll get there.
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|Playa - Male 2 |Hey man, slow up. We're almost there.
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|Playa - Male 3 |Calm down, we'll get there.
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|Playa - Zombie |Moans
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}}
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|Kinzie|I don't want that little bastard beating me again.
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||{{dialogueCollapsed
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|Playa - Female 1|Not a chance, hon.
  +
|Playa - Female 2|Not possible, Kinzie. This time you have the Saints behind you.
  +
|Playa - Female 3|It's not gonna happen.
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |Don't worry, he won't.
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |Not gonna happen, girl.
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |Don't worry, he won't.
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Mumbles
  +
}} }}
  +
  +
{{dialogue|"Drive 3"
 
|Pierce|Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?
 
|Pierce|Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist|She barely goes out and stares at that screen most of the time. I'm surprised she's still sane.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 1|As long as she stays grounded in reality we'll be fine.
  +
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps a little. She may be eccentric, but at least she is sane.
  +
|Playa - Female 3|She stares at a computer all day and never goes out in the real world. I'm surprised she's still sane.
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |She barely goes out and stares at that screen most of the time. I'm surprised she's still sane.
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |Think we're all that's keeping her sane...
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |For someone who spends most of her time glued to a moniter, I'm surprised she's still sane.
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Moans
  +
}}
 
|Pierce|You sure she still is?
 
|Pierce|You sure she still is?
 
}}
 
}}
   
  +
{{dialogue|"Arrival"
{{Dialogue|
 
 
|Pierce|Looks like the Deckers started the party.
 
|Pierce|Looks like the Deckers started the party.
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist|Well, guess we're crashing then.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 1|Then they can pick up the tab.
|Pierce|We better get in there before they take that thing.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 2|True, but that doesn't mean they will enjoy the end of it.
|Pierce|Damn, there's even more in here!
 
  +
|Playa - Female 3|And we're gonna crash it.
|Pierce|STAG sure has a lot of tech in here.
 
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |Well guess we're crashing then.
|The Protagonist|This shit all looks the same to me. Where's the computer?
 
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |So we're fashionably late.
|Matt Miller|Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing.
 
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |Well guess we're crashing then.
|Kinzie Kensington|Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you.
 
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Grunts
|Matt Miller|Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You haven't won yet.
 
|Matt Miller|If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|We'll see about that.
 
|Matt Miller|What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|A bit overconfident?
 
|Matt Miller|I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I&mdash;
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Yak yak yak... Get a job.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving.
 
|The Protagonist|How do you know that?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I hacked the security feed.
 
|The Protagonist|Kinzie, the truck's moving out and we have company here.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I called in reinforcements for you guys.
 
|Pierce|Fuck reinforcements, we got [[Crusader|a tank]].
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!
 
|The Protagonist|Okay, okay, we won't use the tank...
 
|Pierce|Really?
 
|The Protagonist|Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?
 
|Pierce|Going after the truck.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I said DON'T use the tank!
 
|The Protagonist|Relax, we won't use the cannon.
 
|Pierce|Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
 
|The Protagonist|What's that, Kinzie?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon.
 
|The Protagonist|You think she's mad?
 
}}
 
|-|
 
Male 2=
 
{{Dialogue|
 
|The Protagonist|Where's that computer, Kinzie?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|At the STAG PR Center. Hurry.
 
|Pierce|So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?
 
|The Protagonist|He crashed our helicopter, he didn't kill us.
 
|Pierce|That sounds like you lost to me.
 
|The Protagonist|Shut up.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Aren't you there yet?
 
|The Protagonist|Hey man, slow up. We're almost there.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I don't want that little bastard beating me again.
 
|The Protagonist|Not gonna happen, girl.
 
|Pierce|Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?
 
|The Protagonist|Think we're all that's keeping her sane...
 
|Pierce|You sure she still is?
 
 
}}
 
}}
  +
|Pierce|Kinzie'd never forgive us if they got that computer first.
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
  +
|Playa - Female 1|Don't worry, it's not gonna happen.
  +
|Playa - Female 2|She's counting on us. I will not let her down.
  +
|Playa - Female 3|They're not going to.
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |Then make sure they don't.
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |You ain't lyin....
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |Then make sure it don't happen.
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Groans
  +
}} }}
   
  +
{{dialogue|"STAG Tech"
{{Dialogue|
 
|Pierce|Looks like the Deckers started the party.
 
|The Protagonist|So we're fashionably late.
 
|Pierce|We better get in there before they take that thing.
 
|Pierce|Damn, there's even more in here!
 
 
|Pierce|STAG sure has a lot of tech in here.
 
|Pierce|STAG sure has a lot of tech in here.
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist|Yeah, but which one's the computer?
 
  +
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, but I'm not seeing Kinzie's new toy.
  +
|Playa - Female 2|If only we had time to look around and take some.
  +
|Playa - Female 3|Who cares about the rest of this shit... where's the computer?
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |This shit all looks the same to me, where's the computer...
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |Yeah, but which one's the computer?
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |I can't tell one thing from the other. Where's the bloody computer?
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Groans
  +
}} }}
  +
  +
{{dialogue|"PA Speakers 1"
 
|Matt Miller|Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing.
 
|Matt Miller|Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing.
|Kinzie Kensington|Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you.
+
|Kinzie|Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you.
 
|Matt Miller|Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington.
 
|Matt Miller|Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington.
|Kinzie Kensington|You haven't won yet.
+
|Kinzie|You haven't won yet.
 
|Matt Miller|If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late.
 
|Matt Miller|If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late.
|Kinzie Kensington|We'll see about that.
+
|Kinzie|We'll see about that.
 
|Matt Miller|What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?
 
|Matt Miller|What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?
|Kinzie Kensington|A bit overconfident?
+
|Kinzie|A bit overconfident?
|Matt Miller|I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I&mdash;
+
|Matt Miller|I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I...
|Kinzie Kensington|Yak yak yak... Get a job.
+
|Kinzie|Yak yak yak... get a job.
|Kinzie Kensington|The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving.
 
|The Protagonist|You got spies here or something?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I hacked the security feed.
 
|The Protagonist|The truck's on it's way out the door and there's Deckers everywhere.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I called in reinforcements for you guys.
 
|Pierce|Fuck reinforcements, we got [[Crusader|a tank]].
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!
 
|The Protagonist|You win, we won't use the tank...
 
|Pierce|Really?
 
|The Protagonist|Fuck no...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?
 
|Pierce|Going after the truck.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I said DON'T use the tank!
 
|The Protagonist|Whoops.
 
|Pierce|Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
 
|The Protagonist|Hey you... you still there, Kinzie... ?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon.
 
|The Protagonist|A little too far?
 
 
}}
 
}}
  +
|-|
 
  +
{{dialogue|"Get to Garage"
Male 3=
 
  +
|Kinzie|The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving.
{{Dialogue|
 
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist|Kinzie, where's the computer?
 
  +
|Playa - Female 1|You have some psychic bond with this computer or some shit?
|Kinzie Kensington|At the STAG PR Center. Hurry.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 2|How can you be sure of that?
|Pierce|So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?
 
  +
|Playa - Female 3|Who told you that?
|The Protagonist|You kidding me? Our helicopter crashed.
 
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |How do you know that?
|Pierce|That sounds like you lost to me.
 
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |You got spies here or something?
|The Protagonist|Go on, laugh it up...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Aren't you there yet?
+
|Playa - Male 3 |How'd you know that?
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Gargles
|The Protagonist|Calm down, we'll get there.
 
  +
}}
|Kinzie Kensington|I don't want that little bastard beating me again.
 
  +
|Kinzie|I hacked the security feed.
|The Protagonist|Don't worry, he won't.
 
|Pierce|Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?
 
|The Protagonist|For someone who spends most of her time glued to a monitor, I'm surprised she's still sane.
 
|Pierce|You sure she still is?
 
 
}}
 
}}
   
  +
{{dialogue|"Garage Enter"
{{Dialogue|
 
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Pierce|Looks like the Deckers started the party.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 1|There goes the truck and here comes the Deckers.
|The Protagonist|Well, guess we're crashing then.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, that truck is moving and we are pinned down.
|Pierce|We better get in there before they take that thing.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 3|Hey Kinzie, just so you know... we're not alone.
|Pierce|Damn, there's even more in here!
 
|Pierce|STAG sure has a lot of tech in here.
+
|Playa - Male 1 |Kinzie, the truck's moving out and we have company here.
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |The truck's on it's way out the door and there's Deckers everywhere.
|The Protagonist|I can't tell one thing from the other. Where's the bloody computer?
 
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |Kinzie, trucks on the way but we've got a little company...
|Matt Miller|Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing.
 
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Growls
|Kinzie Kensington|Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you.
 
|Matt Miller|Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You haven't won yet.
 
|Matt Miller|If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|We'll see about that.
 
|Matt Miller|What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|A bit overconfident?
 
|Matt Miller|I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I&mdash;
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Yak yak yak... Get a job.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving.
 
|The Protagonist|How'd you know that?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I hacked the security feed.
 
|The Protagonist|Kinzie, truck's on the way but we've got a little company...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I called in reinforcements for you guys.
 
|Pierce|Fuck reinforcements, we got [[Crusader|a tank]].
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!
 
|The Protagonist|Don't worry, love. Tank is off limits.
 
|Pierce|Really?
 
|The Protagonist|Course not. Have you gone mental?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?
 
|Pierce|Going after the truck.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I said DON'T use the tank!
 
|The Protagonist|What if we don't use the cannon?
 
|Pierce|Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
 
|The Protagonist|Uh, I can't... I can't hear you, Kinz!
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon.
 
|The Protagonist|You think she's mad?
 
 
}}
 
}}
  +
|Kinzie|I called in reinforcements for you guys.
|-|
 
  +
|Pierce|Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank.
Female 1=
 
  +
|Kinzie|Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!
{{Dialogue|
 
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist|Tell me the computer's close, Kinzie.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 1|I wouldn't dream of taking the tank, Kinzie.
|Kinzie Kensington|At the STAG PR Center. Hurry.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 2|Alright Kinzie, we will do this your way.
|Pierce|So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?
 
  +
|Playa - Female 3|Oh. Guess we can't use the tank then...
|The Protagonist|Crashing a helicopter isn't beating; that's cheating.
 
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |Ok, ok... we won't use the tank
|Pierce|That sounds like you lost to me.
 
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |You win, we won't use the tank...
|The Protagonist|Pierce, I have a gun...
 
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |Don't worry, love. Tank is off limits.
|Kinzie Kensington|Aren't you there yet?
 
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Roars
|The Protagonist|If I didn't have to answer your call, maybe I would be.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I don't want that little bastard beating me again.
 
|The Protagonist|Not a chance, hon.
 
|Pierce|Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?
 
|The Protagonist|As long as she stays grounded in reality we'll be fine.
 
|Pierce|You sure she still is?
 
 
}}
 
}}
  +
|Pierce|Really?
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
  +
|Playa - Female 1|Do you even know me? Of course we're taking the tank!
  +
|Playa - Female 2|Of course not. Come on. I'll drive.
  +
|Playa - Female 3|Psh. Of course we are. Don't be ridiculous.
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |Fuck no...
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |Course not. Have you gone mental?
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Grunts
  +
}} }}
   
  +
{{dialogue|"Truck Chase 1"
{{Dialogue|
 
  +
|Pierce|Maybe...
|Pierce|Looks like the Deckers started the party.
 
  +
|Kinzie|Ok, following the truck on street cams and... Oh god! What the hell are you doing?!
|The Protagonist|Then they can pick up the tab.
 
|Pierce|We better get in there before they take that thing.
 
|Pierce|Damn, there's even more in here!
 
|Pierce|STAG sure has a lot of tech in here.
 
|The Protagonist|Yeah, but I'm not seeing Kinzie's new toy.
 
|Matt Miller|Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you.
 
|Matt Miller|Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You haven't won yet.
 
|Matt Miller|If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|We'll see about that.
 
|Matt Miller|What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|A bit overconfident?
 
|Matt Miller|I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I&mdash;
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Yak yak yak... Get a job.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving.
 
|The Protagonist|You have some psychic bond with this computer or some shit?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I hacked the security feed.
 
|The Protagonist|There goes the truck and here comes the Deckers.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I called in reinforcements for you guys.
 
|Pierce|Fuck reinforcements, we got [[Crusader|a tank]].
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!
 
|The Protagonist|I wouldn't dream of taking the tank, Kinzie.
 
|Pierce|Really?
 
|The Protagonist|Do you even know me? Of course we're taking the tank!
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?
 
 
|Pierce|Going after the truck.
 
|Pierce|Going after the truck.
|Kinzie Kensington|I said DON'T use the tank!
+
|Kinzie|I said DON'T use the tank!
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|The Protagonist|I wasn't sure on your position... had to make a judgement call.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 1|I wasn't sure on your position... had to make a judgement call.
|Pierce|Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up...
 
  +
|Playa - Female 2|We were a little short on time, Kinzie.
|Kinzie Kensington|No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
 
  +
|Playa - Female 3|{{*}}fake static* What was that? I didn't get that?
|The Protagonist|[Fakes static] It's a... solar flare... Yeah...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon.
+
|Playa - Male 1 |Relax, we won't use the cannon.
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |Whoops.
|The Protagonist|She may try to kill us this time.
 
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |What if we don't use the cannon?
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Groans
 
}}
 
}}
  +
|Pierce|Kinzie you're breaking up...
|-|
 
  +
|Kinzie|No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
Female 2=
 
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
{{Dialogue|
 
  +
|Playa - Female 1|{{*}}fake static* It's a... solar flare... yeah...
|The Protagonist|Where is STAG keeping this computer, Kinzie?
 
  +
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, uh, Kinzie! I am not hearing you!
|Kinzie Kensington|At the STAG PR Center. Hurry.
 
  +
|Playa - Female 3|{{*}}fake static* Kin-- I can't--radio--goodbye.
|Pierce|So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?
 
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |What's that Kinzie...
|The Protagonist|The helicopter went down, and he took the credit.
 
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |Hey you... you still there, Kinzie...?
|Pierce|That sounds like you lost to me.
 
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |Uh, I can't... I can't hear you, Kinz!
|The Protagonist|There will be a rematch. Cast your bets now.
 
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Garbled
|Kinzie Kensington|Aren't you there yet?
 
|The Protagonist|Relax, we'll make it.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I don't want that little bastard beating me again.
 
|The Protagonist|Not possible, Kinzie. This time you have the Saints behind you.
 
|Pierce|Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?
 
|The Protagonist|Perhaps a little. She may be eccentric, but at least she is sane.
 
|Pierce|You sure she still is?
 
 
}}
 
}}
  +
|Kinzie|Ugh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon.
  +
||{{dialogueCollapsed
  +
|Playa - Female 1|She may try to kill us this time.
  +
|Playa - Female 2|She seems upset, no?
  +
|Playa - Female 3|We're gonna regret this, aren't we?
  +
|Playa - Male 1 |You think she's mad?
  +
|Playa - Male 2 |A little too far?
  +
|Playa - Male 3 |You think she's mad?
  +
|Playa - Zombie |Growls
  +
}} }}
   
  +
{{dialogue|"Do Not Shoot Cannon"
{{Dialogue|
 
|Pierce|Looks like the Deckers started the party.
+
|Kinzie|Not the cannon, not the cannon!
  +
|Kinzie|Do you want me to kill you both!?
|The Protagonist|True, but that doesn't mean they will enjoy the end of it.
 
|Pierce|We better get in there before they take that thing.
 
|Pierce|Damn, there's even more in here!
 
|Pierce|STAG sure has a lot of tech in here.
 
|The Protagonist|If only we had time to look around and take some.
 
|Matt Miller|Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you.
 
|Matt Miller|Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You haven't won yet.
 
|Matt Miller|If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|We'll see about that.
 
|Matt Miller|What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|A bit overconfident?
 
|Matt Miller|I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I&mdash;
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Yak yak yak... Get a job.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving.
 
|The Protagonist|How can you be sure of that?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I hacked the security feed.
 
|The Protagonist|Kinzie, that truck is moving and we are pinned down.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I called in reinforcements for you guys.
 
|Pierce|Fuck reinforcements, we got [[Crusader|a tank]].
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!
 
|The Protagonist|Alright Kinzie, we will do this your way.
 
|Pierce|Really?
 
|The Protagonist|Of course not. Come on. I'll drive.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?
 
|Pierce|Going after the truck.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I said DON'T use the tank!
 
|The Protagonist|We were a little short on time, Kinzie.
 
|Pierce|Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
 
|The Protagonist|Kinzie, uh, Kinzie! I am not hearing you!
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon.
 
|The Protagonist|She seems upset, no?
 
 
}}
 
}}
  +
|-|
 
  +
{{dialogue|"Shoot Tires"
Female 3=
 
  +
|Pierce|There goes a tire.
{{Dialogue|
 
  +
|Pierce|Damn, nice shot.
|The Protagonist|So Kinzie, where is this computer?
 
  +
|Pierce|Alright, one more.
|Kinzie Kensington|At the STAG PR Center. Hurry.
 
|Pierce|So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?
 
|The Protagonist|He didn't beat us, he just crashed our helicopter.
 
|Pierce|That sounds like you lost to me.
 
|The Protagonist|Keep laughing.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Aren't you there yet?
 
|The Protagonist|Workin' on it.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I don't want that little bastard beating me again.
 
|The Protagonist|It's not gonna happen.
 
|Pierce|Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?
 
|The Protagonist|She stares at a computer all day and never goes out in the real world. I'm surprised she's still sane.
 
|Pierce|You sure she still is?
 
 
}}
 
}}
   
  +
===Cutscene #2===
{{Dialogue|
 
  +
{{dialogue|Closing Cutscene
|Pierce|Looks like the Deckers started the party.
 
  +
|Playa|So you're set, right?
|The Protagonist|And we're gonna crash it.
 
  +
|Kinzie|Almost. I need a chair.
|Pierce|We better get in there before they take that thing.
 
  +
|Playa|I'll give you 50 bucks, pick out a nice one.
|Pierce|Damn, there's even more in here!
 
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|Kinzie|Funny. I'll explain it all once this thing's set up.
|Pierce|STAG sure has a lot of tech in here.
 
|The Protagonist|Who cares about the rest of this shit... where's the computer?
 
|Matt Miller|Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you.
 
|Matt Miller|Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|You haven't won yet.
 
|Matt Miller|If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|We'll see about that.
 
|Matt Miller|What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|A bit overconfident?
 
|Matt Miller|I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I&mdash;
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Yak yak yak... Get a job.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving.
 
|The Protagonist|Who told you that?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I hacked the security feed.
 
|The Protagonist|Hey Kinzie, just so you know... we're not alone.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I called in reinforcements for you guys.
 
|Pierce|Fuck reinforcements, we got [[Crusader|a tank]].
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!
 
|The Protagonist|Oh. Guess we can't use the tank then...
 
|Pierce|Really?
 
|The Protagonist|Psh. Of course we are. Don't be ridiculous.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?
 
|Pierce|Going after the truck.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I said DON'T use the tank!
 
|The Protagonist|[Fakes static] What was that? I didn't get that?
 
|Pierce|Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
 
|The Protagonist|[Fakes static] Kin&mdash; I can't&mdash;radio&mdash;goodbye.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon.
 
|The Protagonist|We're gonna regret this, aren't we?
 
 
}}
 
}}
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|-|
 
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===Unsorted===
Zombie=
 
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{{dialogue|"Decker Roadblocks 1"
{{Dialogue|
 
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|Pierce|Shit, the Deckers are tryin' to slow us down.
|The Protagonist|[Gargles]
 
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||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Kinzie Kensington|At the STAG PR Center. Hurry.
 
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|Playa - Female 1|Can't imagine why...
|Pierce|So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?
 
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|Playa - Female 2|Bah. They are hardly worth noticing.
|The Protagonist|[Growls]
 
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|Playa - Female 3|Now you figure that out?
|Pierce|That sounds like you lost to me.
 
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|Playa - Male 1 |You think?
|The Protagonist|[Grumbles]
 
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|Playa - Male 2 |Can't imagine why...
|Kinzie Kensington|Aren't you there yet?
 
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|Playa - Male 3 |What gave it away?
|The Protagonist|[Moans]
 
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|Playa - Zombie |Groans
|Kinzie Kensington|I don't want that little bastard beating me again.
 
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}} }}
|The Protagonist|[Mumbles]
 
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|Pierce|Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?
 
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{{quote|Man, this shit just ain't fair.|Pierce, "Decker Roadblocks"}}
|The Protagonist|[Moans]
 
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|Pierce|You sure she still is?
 
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{{quote|We better get in there before they take that thing.|Pierce, "Get In"}}
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{{quote|Damn, there's even more in here.|Pierce, "M15"}}
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{{dialogue|"Matt Player Convo"
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|Matt Miller|Having fun yet?
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||{{dialogueCollapsed
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|Playa|Oh jesus fucking christ...
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|Playa - Zombie |Groans
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}}
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|Matt Miller|You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?
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||{{dialogueCollapsed
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|Playa|Are you ready to shut the fuck up?
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|Playa - Zombie |Babbles
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}}
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|Matt Miller|Look at you puffing your chest like your someone who's important. You better understand that you have no tactic I haven't planned for. You see, you'll never be as smart as me, but there's not one thing you can do that I can't.
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||{{dialogueCollapsed
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|Playa|Oh yeah? Buy a pack of cigarettes.
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|Playa - Zombie |Grumbles
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}}
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|Matt Miller|Agist.
 
}}
 
}}
   
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{{dialogue|"More Truck Combat"
{{Dialogue|
 
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||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Pierce|Looks like the Deckers started the party.
 
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|Playa - Female 1|Deckers did all the heavy lifting for us. This worked out well.
|The Protagonist|[Grunts]
 
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|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie will be unhappy if the Deckers forgot to pack everything.
|Pierce|We better get in there before they take that thing.
 
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|Playa - Female 3|Lucky they packed that computer up for us.
|Pierce|Damn, there's even more in here!
 
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|Playa - Male 1 |Was awful nice of the Deckers to get this thing loaded up for us.
|Pierce|STAG sure has a lot of tech in here.
 
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|Playa - Male 2 |We should hire the Deckers to load shit up more often.
|The Protagonist|[Groans]
 
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|Playa - Male 3 |How sweet of the Deckers to get this thing loaded up for us.
|Matt Miller|Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing.
 
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|Playa - Zombie |Groans
|Kinzie Kensington|Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you.
 
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}}
|Matt Miller|Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington.
 
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|Pierce|Speaking of which, how're we gonna move it after we blow out the tires?
|Kinzie Kensington|You haven't won yet.
 
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||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Matt Miller|If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late.
 
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|Playa - Female 1|This is a tank we're in, right...?
|Kinzie Kensington|We'll see about that.
 
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|Playa - Female 2|I was thinking we would use the tank.
|Matt Miller|What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?
 
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|Playa - Female 3|Uh... tank...?
|Kinzie Kensington|A bit overconfident?
 
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|Playa - Male 1 |Pierce... tank...
|Matt Miller|I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I&mdash;
 
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|Playa - Male 2 |We use the tank.
|Kinzie Kensington|Yak yak yak... Get a job.
 
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|Playa - Male 3 |What the fuck you mean? We're in a bloody tank...
|Kinzie Kensington|The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving.
 
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|Playa - Zombie |Roars
|The Protagonist|[Gargles]
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I hacked the security feed.
 
|The Protagonist|[Growls]
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I called in reinforcements for you guys.
 
|Pierce|Fuck reinforcements, we got [[Crusader|a tank]].
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!
 
|The Protagonist|[Roars]
 
|Pierce|Really?
 
|The Protagonist|[Grunts]
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?
 
|Pierce|Going after the truck.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|I said DON'T use the tank!
 
|The Protagonist|[Groans]
 
|Pierce|Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up...
 
|Kinzie Kensington|No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
 
|The Protagonist|[Garbled]
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon.
 
|The Protagonist|[Growls]
 
 
}}
 
}}
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|Pierce|I suppose that'll work.
</tabber>
 
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||{{dialogueCollapsed
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|Playa - Female 1|Let's do it.
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|Playa - Female 2|What's the worst that could happen?
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|Playa - Female 3|I worry about you. I really do.
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|Playa - Male 1 |I worry about you sometimes...
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|Playa - Male 2 |I'm takin' Shaundi next time...
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|Playa - Male 3 |I worry about you sometimes, mate...
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|Playa - Zombie |Mumbles
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}} }}
   
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{{quote|She wasn't kidding about reinforcements. Looks like the crew has this shit under control.|Pierce, "Reaction to Exiting"}}
=== Cutscene #2 ===
 
{{Dialogue|
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Oh, man...
 
|The Protagonist|So you're set, right?
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Almost. I need a chair.
 
|The Protagonist|I'll give you 50 bucks &ndash; pick out a nice one.
 
|Kinzie Kensington|Funny. I'll explain it all once this thing's set up.
 
}}
 
   
== Gallery ==
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==Gallery==
 
{{gallery|{{#!:
 
{{gallery|{{#!:
Learning Computer Kinzie Kensington.png|[[Kinzie Kensington]] in the "inner sanctum" of [[Kinzie's Warehouse]].
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Learning Computer - Kinzie Kensington in the dark.png|[[Kinzie Kensington]] in the "inner sanctum" of [[Kinzie's Warehouse]]
Learning Computer Pierce Lin.png|[[Pierce]] takes a newspaper clipping of [[Lin]].
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Learning Computer - Pierce with Lin newspaper.png|[[Pierce]] takes a newspaper clipping of [[Lin]]
Learning Computer The Protagonist Pierce Kinzie Kensington.png|Pierce shows [[The Protagonist]] a gimp mask.
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Learning Computer - Playa, Pierce with gimp mask, Kinzie Kensington.png|Pierce shows [[Playa]] a gimp mask
Learning Computer The Protagonist Pierce Kinzie Kensington 2.png|Pierce shows The Protagonist [[The Penetrator]].
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Learning Computer - Playa, Pierce with Penetrator, Kinzie Kensington.png|Pierce shows Playa [[The Penetrator]]
Learning Computer Pierce.png|Pierce hides The Penetrator unsubtly behind his back.
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Learning Computer - Playa and Pierce with Penetrator behind his back.png|Pierce hides The Penetrator unsubtly behind his back
Learning Computer Pierce 2.png|Pierce hides The Penetrator unsubtly behind his back.
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Learning Computer - Matt Miller interrupting.png|[[Matt Miller]] learns of the supercomputer and Kinzie's plans
Learning Computer Matt Miller.png|[[Matt Miller]] learns of the supercomputer and Kinzie's plans.
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Learning Computer - Kinzie Kensington on her laptop.png|After the events of the mission, Kinzie waits for Pierce and Playa to return with the supercomputer
Learning Computer Kinzie Kensington 2.png|After the events of the mission, Kinzie waits for Pierce and The Protagonist to return with the supercomputer.
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Learning Computer - computer on the back of the Flatbed.png|The pair arrive with the computer on a [[Flatbed]]
Learning Computer Flatbed.png|The pair arrive with the computer on a [[Flatbed]].
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Learning Computer - Kinzie Kensington closeup.png|Kinzie Kensington
Learning Computer Kinzie Kensington 3.png|Kinzie Kensington.
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Learning Computer - Pierce, Kinzie Kensington, Playa.png|Kinzie hints at needing a chair, revealed in "[[Stop all the Downloading]]" to be a NEMO chair
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Learning Computer - Ultor Computer on back of Flatbed.jpg|The Ultor supercomputer
Learning Computer Pierce Kinzie Kensington The Protagonist.png|Kinzie hints at needing a chair, revealed in "[[Stop all the Downloading]]" to be a NEMO chair.
 
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Learning Computer - fighting STAG in PR Center.jpg|Fighting STAG in the PR Centre
Ultor Computer.jpg|The Ultor supercomputer.
 
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Learning Computer - chasing the Learning Computer with a Crusader.jpg|Chasing the supercomputer with a tank, despite Kinzie's objection not to use it
Fighting STAG in PR Centre.jpg|Fighting STAG in the PR Centre.
 
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Learning Computer tv screen super computer.png|Images of the supercomputer from the screen
Chasing the Learning Computer.jpg|Chasing the supercomputer with a tank, despite Kinzie's objection not to use it.
 
Learning Computer tv screen super computer.png|Images of the supercomputer from the screen.
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Learning Computer failed - use machine gun.png|Mission failure screen
Learning Computer failed - use machine gun.png|Mission failure screen.
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ui save 15 Learning Computer.png|UI image used when saving after this mission
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Learning Computer - Damage Truck Wheels.png|Learning Computer - Damage Truck Wheels
ui save 15 Learning Computer.png|UI image used when saving after this mission.
 
Learning Computer.png|Gameplay from the mission.
 
 
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{{Missions in Saints Row: The Third|show=4}}

Revision as of 14:32, 14 October 2019

"Learning Computer" is a mission in Saints Row: The Third.

Kinzie: "Oh God! What the hell are you doing?!"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
Kinzie Kensington reprimands Pierce after he and Playa go after the supercomputer with a Crusader.

Overview

Playa and Pierce meet with Kinzie Kensington at Kinzie's Warehouse to discuss the Deckers. Kinzie explains that Playa's helicopter crashed[1] because Matt Miller hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP. Kinzie then asks they and Pierce steal a powerful "learning computer" in STAG's possession that will allow her to "worm into their mainframe [and] do all sorts of naughty things". Miller learns of Kinzie's objective and sends his Deckers in an attempt to acquire the computer before Kinzie can; Kinzie sends Playa and Pierce to the PR Center, where the computer is located, to stop the Deckers and get the computer back to her.

The duo head to the PR Center and encounter a fierce battle between the Deckers and STAG. They head on down to the garage and commandeer a STAG Crusader tank, which they use to take the computer from the Deckers, who had loaded it onto the back of a truck. When the two bring the supercomputer to Kinzie, she states that she'll next need a very specific chair, leading to the events of "Stop all the Downloading".

Gameplay

Learning Computer - Damage Truck Wheels
Go to Kinzie's Hideout
Get to STAG PR Center

From Kinzie's Warehouse, drive to the PR Center and gun down the STAG and Deckers engaged with each other outside.

Clear lobby

Then head through and kill everyone inside in the lobby; reinforcements arrive from the two elevators after killing a certain amount of enemies.

Get to garage

Head to the elevator once they're all down. In the garage, the Deckers present can be ignored.

Steal tank

Get into the Crusader tank.

Escape garage

Wait for Pierce to climb in, blast the barricade, and drive on out onto the streets.

Catch truck

Drive towards the Flatbed truck.

Damage truck wheels

Shoot its four wheels out using the machine gun.

Rewards


Newscast

Main article: Newscasts


Trivia

  • Pierce finds and takes a newspaper clip mentioning Lin and plays around with a Penetrator in the opening cutscene.
  • While in the PR Center with Pierce, an argument occurs between Kinzie Kensington and Matt Miller which ends with Kinzie saying, "Yak yak yak... Get a job", a quote from the 1995 film Hackers.
  • It is possible to destroy the Crusader and use other vehicles.
  • In co-op play, only one player has to take the tank; the other player can take whatever vehicle they want.
  • In single player, due to AI programming, Pierce blindly fires the laser at enemies and sometimes hits and damages the Flatbed truck, causing it to explode and the player to fail the mission (his firing the laser at everything that moves also makes it more difficult to aim at the tires). In co-op, a second player can control the laser rather than Pierce.
  • It is possible to climb out of the tank, get slightly closer to the truck, and use a McManus 2015 to snipe the wheels.
  • If a Fart in a Jar is thrown in the truck, the text "##UNKNOWN_STRING##" appears above the Map.
  • When the truck stops, it makes a similar motion to when it is possessed by the RC Possessor.
  • An unique tan N-Forcer can be obtained in this mission; chase the truck until three N-Forcers appear blocking the path. Get out from the tank, get in the N-Forcer, cancel the mission, and drive the vehicle to the Garage.
  • The music played while chasing the truck is "Last Man Standing" by Hybrid.
  • Despite the supercomputer belonging to STAG, it features Ultor logos on its sides and back.
  • The name of this mission may come from a quote in the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day, where the Terminator says, "My CPU is a neural net processor: a learning computer". In fact, the whole entire "Learning Computer" mission string could be inspired by the Terminator films.
  • In the ending cutscene, Kinzie uses her laptop outside while it is raining, which doesn't short circuit the laptop.
  • Two Saints members spawn near the entrance to Kinzie's Warehouse after starting the mission and can be recruited.
  • When the elevator doors open to the basement, it is possible to see the STAG soldiers die.

Transcript

Prologue

Playa - Male 1: "The Deckers are a problem, Kinzie."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've been working on that."
Playa - Male 1: "And? What have you come up with?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, I guess you were bound to be here someday."
Playa - Male 1: "What are you talking about?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Come to my place. I'll show you what we're gonna need."
— Pre-mission phone call (Male 1)

Kinzie Kensington: "I'm a little busy..."
Playa - Male 2: "To bad, I wanna make a move against the Deckers..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Whaddya think I'm working on?"
Playa - Male 2: "I don't know what you're working on because you never tell me."
Kinzie Kensington: "Sorry."
Playa - Male 2: "It's ok, you'll fill me in when I come over..."
Kinzie Kensington: "What?"
Playa - Male 2: "Pierce and I headin' over."
Kinzie Kensington: "You can't come, its my inner sanctum..."
Playa - Male 2: "Yeah, too bad."
— Pre-mission phone call (Male 2)

Kinzie Kensington: "Figured you would call."
Playa - Male 3: "The Deckers are a bigger problem than we thought. I need something to stop them."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've finished my analysis of the Deckers' network and infrastructure and determined the needed processing power and hardware requirements for accessing their mainframe."
Playa - Male 3: "Uh huh..."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've worked REALLY hard and know what we need to go after the Deckers."
Playa - Male 3: "Fine, where do you need me?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Um, well, my place has all the data. I guess you can come here. I mean, it makes sense. Right?"
Playa - Male 3: "I've seen your place before, Kinzie."
Kinzie Kensington: "Not my inner sanctum."
Playa - Male 3: "Right..."
— Pre-mission phone call (Male 3)

Playa - Female 1: "Kinzie, where're you at?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Um, why do you need to know?"
Playa - Female 1: "After that chopper thing, I'd like to get those fucking Deckers."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've been busy."
Playa - Female 1: "If it gets us to the Deckers, busy is good."
Kinzie Kensington: "It does."
Playa - Female 1: "Alright, then what's next?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, next..."
Playa - Female 1: "Anytime now."
Kinzie Kensington: "Come to my place."
Playa - Female 1: "What's the problem? You afraid I won't like the plan?"
Kinzie Kensington: "No..."
Playa - Female 1: "Then what?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I've never allowed anyone in my inner sanctum before."
Playa - Female 1: "Inner... sanctum..."
Kinzie Kensington: "My sacred, private room."
Playa - Female 1: "... Wow."
— Pre-mission phone call (Female 1)

Kinzie Kensington: "Was wondering when you'd call."
Playa - Female 2: "Am I that predictable?"
Kinzie Kensington: "With the right algorithm most people are, actually."
Playa - Female 2: "You figure out the Deckers then?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I think so. Come by my place, I'll fill you in."
Playa - Female 2: "Why does this make me nervous..."
Kinzie Kensington: "You shouldn't be. My place has a lot of character."
Playa - Female 2: "I bet..."
— Pre-mission phone call (Female 2)

Playa - Female 3: "I don't like it when helicopters crash while I'm in them, Kinzie."
Kinzie Kensington: "I don't blame you."
Playa - Female 3: "Any luck on making sure it doesn't happen again?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Come to me and we'll talk."
Playa - Female 3: "Meet you at the diner..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Not there. My place."
Playa - Female 3: "Smiling Jack's not good enough for you anymore?"
Kinzie Kensington: "It isn't my inner sanctum."
Playa - Female 3: "Do I even want to know what I'm walking into?"
Kinzie Kensington: "The less questions you ask, the better."
— Pre-mission phone call (Female 3)

Kinzie Kensington: "I know about the helicopter."
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
Kinzie Kensington: "I'm close to being able to go after the Deckers directly, but I'll need your help."
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
Kinzie Kensington: "Won't explain over the phone. Come to my place."
— Pre-mission phone call (Zombie)

Cutscene #1

Kinzie: "You can hit the light."
Playa: "It's...homey."
Pierce: "I don't see a bed."
Kinzie: "Sleep is forbidden."
Playa: "What the fuck did the Deckers do to the chopper?"
Kinzie: "Matt must have hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP."
Pierce: "You can do that?"
Kinzie: "You can do a lot worse. If Matt gets the Decker Use-Net plugged into the central powergrid it's...trust me, it's bad."
Playa: "So how do we nail the Deckers?"
Kinzie: "If I could worm into their mainframe I'd do all sorts of naughty things. But I don't have the gear for that."
Playa: "What would you need?"
Kinzie: "Something like this."
Kinzie: "That's one of the most powerful learning computers in North America... And STAG'S got one."
Matt Miller: "Thanks for the tip Agent Kensington."
Kinzie: "Damn it..."
Playa: "Wait--that punk kid is Matt?"
Matt Miller: "That punk kid is the cyber god who just crashed your helicopter. Cheers!"
Kinzie: "His people are probably halfway to the computer by now! GO!"
— Opening Cutscene

Gameplay

Playa - Female 1: "Tell me the computer's close, Kinzie."
Playa - Female 2: "Where is STAG keeping this computer, Kinzie?"
Playa - Female 3: "So Kinzie, where is this computer?"
Playa - Male 1: "Kinzie, where's the computer being held?"
Playa - Male 2: "Where's that computer, Kinzie?"
Playa - Male 3: "Kinzie, where's the computer?"
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
Kinzie: "At the STAG PR Center. Hurry."
— "Mission Start"
Pierce: "So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?"
Playa - Female 1: "Crashing a helicopter isn't beating; that's cheating."
Playa - Female 2: "The helicopter went down, and he took the credit."
Playa - Female 3: "He didn't beat us, he just crashed our helicopter."
Playa - Male 1: "Beaten? He crashed our fucking helicopter."
Playa - Male 2: "He crashed our helicopter, he didn't kill us."
Playa - Male 3: "You kidding me? Our helicopter crashed."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Pierce: "That sounds like you lost to me."
Playa - Female 1: "Pierce, I have a gun..."
Playa - Female 2: "There will be a rematch. Cast your bets now."
Playa - Female 3: "Keep laughing."
Playa - Male 1: "Put me in a room with Miller and we'll see who loses."
Playa - Male 2: "Shut up."
Playa - Male 3: "Go on, laugh it up..."
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
— "Drive 1"
Kinzie: "Aren't you there yet?"
Playa - Female 1: "If I didn't have to answer your call, maybe I would be."
Playa - Female 2: "Relax, we'll make it."
Playa - Female 3: "Workin' on it."
Playa - Male 1: "Calm down, we'll get there."
Playa - Male 2: "Hey man, slow up. We're almost there."
Playa - Male 3: "Calm down, we'll get there."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
Kinzie: "I don't want that little bastard beating me again."
Playa - Female 1: "Not a chance, hon."
Playa - Female 2: "Not possible, Kinzie. This time you have the Saints behind you."
Playa - Female 3: "It's not gonna happen."
Playa - Male 1: "Don't worry, he won't."
Playa - Male 2: "Not gonna happen, girl."
Playa - Male 3: "Don't worry, he won't."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
— "Drive 2"
Pierce: "Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?"
Playa - Female 1: "As long as she stays grounded in reality we'll be fine."
Playa - Female 2: "Perhaps a little. She may be eccentric, but at least she is sane."
Playa - Female 3: "She stares at a computer all day and never goes out in the real world. I'm surprised she's still sane."
Playa - Male 1: "She barely goes out and stares at that screen most of the time. I'm surprised she's still sane."
Playa - Male 2: "Think we're all that's keeping her sane..."
Playa - Male 3: "For someone who spends most of her time glued to a moniter, I'm surprised she's still sane."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
Pierce: "You sure she still is?"
— "Drive 3"
Pierce: "Looks like the Deckers started the party."
Playa - Female 1: "Then they can pick up the tab."
Playa - Female 2: "True, but that doesn't mean they will enjoy the end of it."
Playa - Female 3: "And we're gonna crash it."
Playa - Male 1: "Well guess we're crashing then."
Playa - Male 2: "So we're fashionably late."
Playa - Male 3: "Well guess we're crashing then."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Pierce: "Kinzie'd never forgive us if they got that computer first."
Playa - Female 1: "Don't worry, it's not gonna happen."
Playa - Female 2: "She's counting on us. I will not let her down."
Playa - Female 3: "They're not going to."
Playa - Male 1: "Then make sure they don't."
Playa - Male 2: "You ain't lyin...."
Playa - Male 3: "Then make sure it don't happen."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— "Arrival"
Pierce: "STAG sure has a lot of tech in here."
Playa - Female 1: "Yeah, but I'm not seeing Kinzie's new toy."
Playa - Female 2: "If only we had time to look around and take some."
Playa - Female 3: "Who cares about the rest of this shit... where's the computer?"
Playa - Male 1: "This shit all looks the same to me, where's the computer..."
Playa - Male 2: "Yeah, but which one's the computer?"
Playa - Male 3: "I can't tell one thing from the other. Where's the bloody computer?"
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— "STAG Tech"
Matt Miller: "Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing."
Kinzie: "Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you."
Matt Miller: "Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington."
Kinzie: "You haven't won yet."
Matt Miller: "If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late."
Kinzie: "We'll see about that."
Matt Miller: "What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?"
Kinzie: "A bit overconfident?"
Matt Miller: "I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I..."
Kinzie: "Yak yak yak... get a job."
— "PA Speakers 1"
Kinzie: "The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving."
Playa - Female 1: "You have some psychic bond with this computer or some shit?"
Playa - Female 2: "How can you be sure of that?"
Playa - Female 3: "Who told you that?"
Playa - Male 1: "How do you know that?"
Playa - Male 2: "You got spies here or something?"
Playa - Male 3: "How'd you know that?"
Playa - Zombie: "Gargles"
Kinzie: "I hacked the security feed."
— "Get to Garage"
Playa - Female 1: "There goes the truck and here comes the Deckers."
Playa - Female 2: "Kinzie, that truck is moving and we are pinned down."
Playa - Female 3: "Hey Kinzie, just so you know... we're not alone."
Playa - Male 1: "Kinzie, the truck's moving out and we have company here."
Playa - Male 2: "The truck's on it's way out the door and there's Deckers everywhere."
Playa - Male 3: "Kinzie, trucks on the way but we've got a little company..."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kinzie: "I called in reinforcements for you guys."
Pierce: "Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank."
Kinzie: "Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!"
Playa - Female 1: "I wouldn't dream of taking the tank, Kinzie."
Playa - Female 2: "Alright Kinzie, we will do this your way."
Playa - Female 3: "Oh. Guess we can't use the tank then..."
Playa - Male 1: "Ok, ok... we won't use the tank"
Playa - Male 2: "You win, we won't use the tank..."
Playa - Male 3: "Don't worry, love. Tank is off limits."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
Pierce: "Really?"
Playa - Female 1: "Do you even know me? Of course we're taking the tank!"
Playa - Female 2: "Of course not. Come on. I'll drive."
Playa - Female 3: "Psh. Of course we are. Don't be ridiculous."
Playa - Male 1: "Fuck no, we're getting our tank on."
Playa - Male 2: "Fuck no..."
Playa - Male 3: "Course not. Have you gone mental?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "Garage Enter"
Pierce: "Maybe..."
Kinzie: "Ok, following the truck on street cams and... Oh god! What the hell are you doing?!"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
Playa - Female 1: "I wasn't sure on your position... had to make a judgement call."
Playa - Female 2: "We were a little short on time, Kinzie."
Playa - Female 3: "*fake static* What was that? I didn't get that?"
Playa - Male 1: "Relax, we won't use the cannon."
Playa - Male 2: "Whoops."
Playa - Male 3: "What if we don't use the cannon?"
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Pierce: "Kinzie you're breaking up..."
Kinzie: "No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!"
Playa - Female 1: "*fake static* It's a... solar flare... yeah..."
Playa - Female 2: "Kinzie, uh, Kinzie! I am not hearing you!"
Playa - Female 3: "*fake static* Kin-- I can't--radio--goodbye."
Playa - Male 1: "What's that Kinzie..."
Playa - Male 2: "Hey you... you still there, Kinzie...?"
Playa - Male 3: "Uh, I can't... I can't hear you, Kinz!"
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Kinzie: "Ugh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon."
Playa - Female 1: "She may try to kill us this time."
Playa - Female 2: "She seems upset, no?"
Playa - Female 3: "We're gonna regret this, aren't we?"
Playa - Male 1: "You think she's mad?"
Playa - Male 2: "A little too far?"
Playa - Male 3: "You think she's mad?"
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
— "Truck Chase 1"
Kinzie: "Not the cannon, not the cannon!"
Kinzie: "Do you want me to kill you both!?"
— "Do Not Shoot Cannon"
Pierce: "There goes a tire."
Pierce: "Damn, nice shot."
Pierce: "Alright, one more."
— "Shoot Tires"

Cutscene #2

Playa: "So you're set, right?"
Kinzie: "Almost. I need a chair."
Playa: "I'll give you 50 bucks, pick out a nice one."
Kinzie: "Funny. I'll explain it all once this thing's set up."
— Closing Cutscene

Unsorted

Pierce: "Shit, the Deckers are tryin' to slow us down."
Playa - Female 1: "Can't imagine why..."
Playa - Female 2: "Bah. They are hardly worth noticing."
Playa - Female 3: "Now you figure that out?"
Playa - Male 1: "You think?"
Playa - Male 2: "Can't imagine why..."
Playa - Male 3: "What gave it away?"
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— "Decker Roadblocks 1"
Man, this shit just ain't fair.
— Pierce, "Decker Roadblocks"

We better get in there before they take that thing.
— Pierce, "Get In"

Damn, there's even more in here.
— Pierce, "M15"

Matt Miller: "Having fun yet?"
Playa: "Oh jesus fucking christ..."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Matt Miller: "You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?"
Playa: "Are you ready to shut the fuck up?"
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
Matt Miller: "Look at you puffing your chest like your someone who's important. You better understand that you have no tactic I haven't planned for. You see, you'll never be as smart as me, but there's not one thing you can do that I can't."
Playa: "Oh yeah? Buy a pack of cigarettes."
Playa - Zombie: "Grumbles"
Matt Miller: "Agist."
— "Matt Player Convo"
Playa - Female 1: "Deckers did all the heavy lifting for us. This worked out well."
Playa - Female 2: "Kinzie will be unhappy if the Deckers forgot to pack everything."
Playa - Female 3: "Lucky they packed that computer up for us."
Playa - Male 1: "Was awful nice of the Deckers to get this thing loaded up for us."
Playa - Male 2: "We should hire the Deckers to load shit up more often."
Playa - Male 3: "How sweet of the Deckers to get this thing loaded up for us."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Pierce: "Speaking of which, how're we gonna move it after we blow out the tires?"
Playa - Female 1: "This is a tank we're in, right...?"
Playa - Female 2: "I was thinking we would use the tank."
Playa - Female 3: "Uh... tank...?"
Playa - Male 1: "Pierce... tank..."
Playa - Male 2: "We use the tank."
Playa - Male 3: "What the fuck you mean? We're in a bloody tank..."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
Pierce: "I suppose that'll work."
Playa - Female 1: "Let's do it."
Playa - Female 2: "What's the worst that could happen?"
Playa - Female 3: "I worry about you. I really do."
Playa - Male 1: "I worry about you sometimes..."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm takin' Shaundi next time..."
Playa - Male 3: "I worry about you sometimes, mate..."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
— "More Truck Combat"
She wasn't kidding about reinforcements. Looks like the crew has this shit under control.
— Pierce, "Reaction to Exiting"

Gallery

Learning Computer - Kinzie Kensington in the dark

Kinzie Kensington in the "inner sanctum" of Kinzie's Warehouse

Learning Computer - Pierce with Lin newspaper

Pierce takes a newspaper clipping of Lin

Learning Computer - Playa, Pierce with gimp mask, Kinzie Kensington

Pierce shows Playa a gimp mask

Learning Computer - Playa, Pierce with Penetrator, Kinzie Kensington

Pierce shows Playa The Penetrator

Learning Computer - Playa and Pierce with Penetrator behind his back

Pierce hides The Penetrator unsubtly behind his back

Learning Computer - Matt Miller interrupting

Matt Miller learns of the supercomputer and Kinzie's plans

Learning Computer - Kinzie Kensington on her laptop

After the events of the mission, Kinzie waits for Pierce and Playa to return with the supercomputer

Learning Computer - computer on the back of the Flatbed

The pair arrive with the computer on a Flatbed

Learning Computer - Kinzie Kensington closeup

Kinzie Kensington

Learning Computer - Pierce, Kinzie Kensington, Playa

Kinzie hints at needing a chair, revealed in "Stop all the Downloading" to be a NEMO chair

Learning Computer - Ultor Computer on back of Flatbed

The Ultor supercomputer

Learning Computer - fighting STAG in PR Center

Fighting STAG in the PR Centre

Learning Computer - chasing the Learning Computer with a Crusader

Chasing the supercomputer with a tank, despite Kinzie's objection not to use it

Learning Computer tv screen super computer

Images of the supercomputer from the screen

Learning Computer failed - use machine gun

Mission failure screen

Ui save 15 Learning Computer

UI image used when saving after this mission

Learning Computer - Damage Truck Wheels

Learning Computer - Damage Truck Wheels


References


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