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Template:Infobox mission "Learning Computer" is a mission in Saints Row: The Third.

Kinzie: "Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
Kinzie Kensington reprimands Pierce after he and The Protagonist go after the supercomputer with a Crusader.

Description

The Protagonist and Pierce meet with Kinzie Kensington at Kinzie's Warehouse to discuss the Deckers. Kinzie explains that The Protagonist's helicopter crashed[1] because Matt Miller hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP. Kinzie then asks they and Pierce steal a powerful "learning computer" in STAG's possession that will allow her to "worm into their mainframe [and] do all sorts of naughty things". Miller learns of Kinzie's objective and sends his Deckers in an attempt to acquire the computer before Kinzie can; Kinzie sends The Protagonist and Pierce to the PR Center, where the computer is located, to stop the Deckers and get the computer back to her.

The duo head to the PR Center and encounter a fierce battle between the Deckers and STAG. They head on down to the garage and commandeer a STAG Crusader tank, which they use to take the computer from the Deckers, who had loaded it onto the back of a truck. When the two bring the supercomputer to Kinzie, she states that she'll next need a very specific chair, leading to the events of "Stop all the Downloading".

Gameplay

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Gameplay from the mission.

From Kinzie's Warehouse, drive to the PR Center and gun down the STAG and Deckers engaged with each other outside. Then head through and kill everyone inside in the lobby too; reinforcements arrive from the two elevators after killing a certain amount of enemies. Head to the elevator once they're all down. In the garage, players can simply ignore the Deckers present and just head on into the Crusader tank. Wait for Pierce to climb in, blast the barricade, and drive on out onto the streets. Drive towards the Flatbed truck and shoot its four wheels out using the machine gun (it can be slightly tricky to get a good angle on the truck) to end this relatively short and easy mission.

Rewards

Newscast

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Trivia

  • Pierce finds and takes a newspaper clip mentioning Lin and plays around with a Penetrator in the opening cutscene.
  • While in the PR Center with Pierce, an argument occurs between Kinzie Kensington and Matt Miller which ends with Kinzie saying, "Yak yak yak... Get a job", a quote from the 1995 film Hackers.
  • It is possible to destroy the Crusader and use other vehicles.
  • In co-op play, only one player has to take the tank; the other player can take whatever vehicle they want.
  • In single player, as Pierce blindly fires the laser at enemies and sometimes hit and damage the Flatbed truck, causing it to explode and the player to fail the mission (his firing the laser at everything that moves also makes it more difficult to aim at the tires). In co-op, a second player can control the laser rather than Pierce.
  • It is possible to climb out of the tank, get slightly closer to the truck, and use a McManus 2015 to snipe the wheels.
  • If a Fart in a Jar is thrown in the truck, the text "##UNKNOWN_STRING##" appears above the Map.
  • When the truck stops, it makes a similar motion to when it is possessed by the RC Possessor.
  • An unique tan N-Forcer can be obtained in this mission; chase the truck until three N-Forcers appear blocking the path. Get out from the tank, get in the N-Forcer, cancel the mission, and drive the vehicle to the Garage.
  • The music played while chasing the truck is "Last Man Standing" by Hybrid.
  • Despite the supercomputer belonging to STAG, it features Ultor logos on its sides and back.
  • The name of this mission may come from a quote in the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day, where the Terminator says, "My CPU is a neural net processor: a learning computer". In fact, the whole entire "Learning Computer" mission string could be inspired by the Terminator films.
  • In the ending cutscene, Kinzie uses her laptop outside while it is raining, which doesn't short circuit the laptop.

Transcript

Prologue

The Protagonist: "The Deckers are a problem, Kinzie."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've been working on that."
The Protagonist: "And? What have you come up with?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, I guess you were bound to be here someday."
The Protagonist: "What are you talking about?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Come to my place. I'll show you what you're gonna need."

Kinzie Kensington: "I'm a little busy..."
The Protagonist: "Too bad, I wanna make a move against the Deckers..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Whaddya think I'm working on?"
The Protagonist: "I don't know what you're working on because you never tell me."
Kinzie Kensington: "Sorry."
The Protagonist: "It's okay, you'll fill me in when I come over..."
Kinzie Kensington: "What?"
The Protagonist: "Pierce and I headin' over."
Kinzie Kensington: "You can't come, its my inner sanctum..."
The Protagonist: "Yeah, too bad."

Kinzie Kensington: "Figured you would call."
The Protagonist: "The Deckers are a bigger problem than we thought. I need something to stop them."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've finished my analysis of the Deckers' network and infrastructure and determined the needed processing power and hardware requirements for accessing their mainframe."
The Protagonist: "Uh huh..."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've worked REALLY hard and know what we need to go after the Deckers."
The Protagonist: "Fine, where do you need me?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Um, well, my place has all the data. I guess you can come here. I mean, it makes sense. Right?"
The Protagonist: "I've seen your place before, Kinzie."
Kinzie Kensington: "Not my inner sanctum."
The Protagonist: "Right..."

The Protagonist: "Kinzie, where're you at?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Um, why do you need to know?"
The Protagonist: "After that chopper thing, I'd like to get those fucking Deckers."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've been busy."
The Protagonist: "If it gets us to the Deckers, busy is good."
Kinzie Kensington: "It does."
The Protagonist: "Alright, then what's next?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, next..."
The Protagonist: "Anytime now."
Kinzie Kensington: "Come to my place."
The Protagonist: "What's the problem? You afraid I won't like the plan?"
Kinzie Kensington: "No..."
The Protagonist: "Then what?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I've never allowed anyone in my inner sanctum before."
The Protagonist: "Inner... sanctum... ?"
Kinzie Kensington: "My sacred, private room."
The Protagonist: "... Wow."

Kinzie Kensington: "Was wondering when you'd call."
The Protagonist: "Am I that predictable?"
Kinzie Kensington: "With the right algorithm most people are, actually."
The Protagonist: "You figure out the Deckers then?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I think so. Come by my place, I'll fill you in."
The Protagonist: "Why does this make me nervous..."
Kinzie Kensington: "You shouldn't be. My place has a lot of character."
The Protagonist: "I bet..."

The Protagonist: "I don't like it when helicopters crash while I'm in them, Kinzie."
Kinzie Kensington: "I don't blame you."
The Protagonist: "Any luck on making sure it doesn't happen again?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Come to me and we'll talk."
The Protagonist: "Meet you at the diner..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Not there. My place."
The Protagonist: "Smiling Jack's not good enough for you anymore?"
Kinzie Kensington: "It isn't my inner sanctum."
The Protagonist: "Do I even want to know what I'm walking into?"
Kinzie Kensington: "The less questions you ask, the better."

Kinzie Kensington: "I know about the helicopter."
The Protagonist: "[Snarls]"
Kinzie Kensington: "I'm close to being able to go after the Deckers directly, but I'll need your help."
The Protagonist: "[Gargles]"
Kinzie Kensington: "Won't explain over the phone. Come to my place."

Cutscene #1

Kinzie Kensington: "You can hit the light."
The Protagonist: "It's... homey."
Pierce: "I don't see a bed."
Kinzie Kensington: "Sleep is forbidden."
The Protagonist: "What the fuck did the Deckers do to the chopper?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Matt must have hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP."
Pierce: "You can do that?"
Kinzie Kensington: "You can do a lot worse. If Matt gets the Decker usenet plugged into the central powergrid, it's... trust me, it's bad."
The Protagonist: "So how do we nail the Deckers?"
Kinzie Kensington: "If I could worm into their mainframe, I'd do all sorts of naughty things. But I don't have the gear for that."
The Protagonist: "What would you need?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Something like this."
Kinzie Kensington: "That's one of the most powerful learning computers in North America. And STAG's got one."
Matt Miller: "Thanks for the tip, Agent Kensington."
Kinzie Kensington: "Damn it!"
The Protagonist: "Wait, that punk kid is Matt?"
Matt Miller: ""That punk kid" is the cyber god who just crashed your helicopter. Cheers!"
Kinzie Kensington: "His people are probably halfway to the computer by now... Go!"

Gameplay

The Protagonist: "Kinzie, where's the computer being held?"
Kinzie Kensington: "At the STAG PR Center. Hurry."
Pierce: "So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?"
The Protagonist: "Beaten? He crashed our fucking helicopter."
Pierce: "That sounds like you lost to me."
The Protagonist: "Put me in a room with Miller and we'll see who loses."
Kinzie Kensington: "Aren't you there yet?"
The Protagonist: "Calm down, we'll get there."
Kinzie Kensington: "I don't want that little bastard beating me again."
The Protagonist: "Don't worry, he won't."
Pierce: "Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?"
The Protagonist: "She barely goes out and stares at that screen most of the time. I'm surprised she's still sane."
Pierce: "You sure she still is?"
Pierce: "Looks like the Deckers started the party."
The Protagonist: "Well, guess we're crashing then."
Pierce: "We better get in there before they take that thing."
Pierce: "Damn, there's even more in here!"
Pierce: "STAG sure has a lot of tech in here."
The Protagonist: "This shit all looks the same to me. Where's the computer?"
Matt Miller: "Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing."
Kinzie Kensington: "Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you."
Matt Miller: "Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington."
Kinzie Kensington: "You haven't won yet."
Matt Miller: "If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late."
Kinzie Kensington: "We'll see about that."
Matt Miller: "What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A bit overconfident?"
Matt Miller: "I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I—"
Kinzie Kensington: "Yak yak yak... Get a job."
Kinzie Kensington: "The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving."
The Protagonist: "How do you know that?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I hacked the security feed."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, the truck's moving out and we have company here."
Kinzie Kensington: "I called in reinforcements for you guys."
Pierce: "Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank."
Kinzie Kensington: "Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!"
The Protagonist: "Okay, okay, we won't use the tank..."
Pierce: "Really?"
The Protagonist: "Fuck no, we're getting our tank on."
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie Kensington: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
The Protagonist: "Relax, we won't use the cannon."
Pierce: "Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up..."
Kinzie Kensington: "No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!"
The Protagonist: "What's that, Kinzie?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon."
The Protagonist: "You think she's mad?"

The Protagonist: "Where's that computer, Kinzie?"
Kinzie Kensington: "At the STAG PR Center. Hurry."
Pierce: "So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?"
The Protagonist: "He crashed our helicopter, he didn't kill us."
Pierce: "That sounds like you lost to me."
The Protagonist: "Shut up."
Kinzie Kensington: "Aren't you there yet?"
The Protagonist: "Hey man, slow up. We're almost there."
Kinzie Kensington: "I don't want that little bastard beating me again."
The Protagonist: "Not gonna happen, girl."
Pierce: "Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?"
The Protagonist: "Think we're all that's keeping her sane..."
Pierce: "You sure she still is?"
Pierce: "Looks like the Deckers started the party."
The Protagonist: "So we're fashionably late."
Pierce: "We better get in there before they take that thing."
Pierce: "Damn, there's even more in here!"
Pierce: "STAG sure has a lot of tech in here."
The Protagonist: "Yeah, but which one's the computer?"
Matt Miller: "Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing."
Kinzie Kensington: "Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you."
Matt Miller: "Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington."
Kinzie Kensington: "You haven't won yet."
Matt Miller: "If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late."
Kinzie Kensington: "We'll see about that."
Matt Miller: "What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A bit overconfident?"
Matt Miller: "I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I—"
Kinzie Kensington: "Yak yak yak... Get a job."
Kinzie Kensington: "The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving."
The Protagonist: "You got spies here or something?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I hacked the security feed."
The Protagonist: "The truck's on it's way out the door and there's Deckers everywhere."
Kinzie Kensington: "I called in reinforcements for you guys."
Pierce: "Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank."
Kinzie Kensington: "Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!"
The Protagonist: "You win, we won't use the tank..."
Pierce: "Really?"
The Protagonist: "Fuck no..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie Kensington: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
The Protagonist: "Whoops."
Pierce: "Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up..."
Kinzie Kensington: "No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!"
The Protagonist: "Hey you... you still there, Kinzie... ?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon."
The Protagonist: "A little too far?"

The Protagonist: "Kinzie, where's the computer?"
Kinzie Kensington: "At the STAG PR Center. Hurry."
Pierce: "So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?"
The Protagonist: "You kidding me? Our helicopter crashed."
Pierce: "That sounds like you lost to me."
The Protagonist: "Go on, laugh it up..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Aren't you there yet?"
The Protagonist: "Calm down, we'll get there."
Kinzie Kensington: "I don't want that little bastard beating me again."
The Protagonist: "Don't worry, he won't."
Pierce: "Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?"
The Protagonist: "For someone who spends most of her time glued to a monitor, I'm surprised she's still sane."
Pierce: "You sure she still is?"
Pierce: "Looks like the Deckers started the party."
The Protagonist: "Well, guess we're crashing then."
Pierce: "We better get in there before they take that thing."
Pierce: "Damn, there's even more in here!"
Pierce: "STAG sure has a lot of tech in here."
The Protagonist: "I can't tell one thing from the other. Where's the bloody computer?"
Matt Miller: "Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing."
Kinzie Kensington: "Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you."
Matt Miller: "Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington."
Kinzie Kensington: "You haven't won yet."
Matt Miller: "If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late."
Kinzie Kensington: "We'll see about that."
Matt Miller: "What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A bit overconfident?"
Matt Miller: "I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I—"
Kinzie Kensington: "Yak yak yak... Get a job."
Kinzie Kensington: "The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving."
The Protagonist: "How'd you know that?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I hacked the security feed."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, truck's on the way but we've got a little company..."
Kinzie Kensington: "I called in reinforcements for you guys."
Pierce: "Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank."
Kinzie Kensington: "Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!"
The Protagonist: "Don't worry, love. Tank is off limits."
Pierce: "Really?"
The Protagonist: "Course not. Have you gone mental?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie Kensington: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
The Protagonist: "What if we don't use the cannon?"
Pierce: "Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up..."
Kinzie Kensington: "No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!"
The Protagonist: "Uh, I can't... I can't hear you, Kinz!"
Kinzie Kensington: "Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon."
The Protagonist: "You think she's mad?"

The Protagonist: "Tell me the computer's close, Kinzie."
Kinzie Kensington: "At the STAG PR Center. Hurry."
Pierce: "So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?"
The Protagonist: "Crashing a helicopter isn't beating; that's cheating."
Pierce: "That sounds like you lost to me."
The Protagonist: "Pierce, I have a gun..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Aren't you there yet?"
The Protagonist: "If I didn't have to answer your call, maybe I would be."
Kinzie Kensington: "I don't want that little bastard beating me again."
The Protagonist: "Not a chance, hon."
Pierce: "Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?"
The Protagonist: "As long as she stays grounded in reality we'll be fine."
Pierce: "You sure she still is?"
Pierce: "Looks like the Deckers started the party."
The Protagonist: "Then they can pick up the tab."
Pierce: "We better get in there before they take that thing."
Pierce: "Damn, there's even more in here!"
Pierce: "STAG sure has a lot of tech in here."
The Protagonist: "Yeah, but I'm not seeing Kinzie's new toy."
Matt Miller: "Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing."
Kinzie Kensington: "Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you."
Matt Miller: "Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington."
Kinzie Kensington: "You haven't won yet."
Matt Miller: "If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late."
Kinzie Kensington: "We'll see about that."
Matt Miller: "What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A bit overconfident?"
Matt Miller: "I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I—"
Kinzie Kensington: "Yak yak yak... Get a job."
Kinzie Kensington: "The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving."
The Protagonist: "You have some psychic bond with this computer or some shit?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I hacked the security feed."
The Protagonist: "There goes the truck and here comes the Deckers."
Kinzie Kensington: "I called in reinforcements for you guys."
Pierce: "Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank."
Kinzie Kensington: "Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!"
The Protagonist: "I wouldn't dream of taking the tank, Kinzie."
Pierce: "Really?"
The Protagonist: "Do you even know me? Of course we're taking the tank!"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie Kensington: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
The Protagonist: "I wasn't sure on your position... had to make a judgement call."
Pierce: "Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up..."
Kinzie Kensington: "No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!"
The Protagonist: "[Fakes static] It's a... solar flare... Yeah..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon."
The Protagonist: "She may try to kill us this time."

The Protagonist: "Where is STAG keeping this computer, Kinzie?"
Kinzie Kensington: "At the STAG PR Center. Hurry."
Pierce: "So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?"
The Protagonist: "The helicopter went down, and he took the credit."
Pierce: "That sounds like you lost to me."
The Protagonist: "There will be a rematch. Cast your bets now."
Kinzie Kensington: "Aren't you there yet?"
The Protagonist: "Relax, we'll make it."
Kinzie Kensington: "I don't want that little bastard beating me again."
The Protagonist: "Not possible, Kinzie. This time you have the Saints behind you."
Pierce: "Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?"
The Protagonist: "Perhaps a little. She may be eccentric, but at least she is sane."
Pierce: "You sure she still is?"
Pierce: "Looks like the Deckers started the party."
The Protagonist: "True, but that doesn't mean they will enjoy the end of it."
Pierce: "We better get in there before they take that thing."
Pierce: "Damn, there's even more in here!"
Pierce: "STAG sure has a lot of tech in here."
The Protagonist: "If only we had time to look around and take some."
Matt Miller: "Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing."
Kinzie Kensington: "Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you."
Matt Miller: "Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington."
Kinzie Kensington: "You haven't won yet."
Matt Miller: "If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late."
Kinzie Kensington: "We'll see about that."
Matt Miller: "What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A bit overconfident?"
Matt Miller: "I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I—"
Kinzie Kensington: "Yak yak yak... Get a job."
Kinzie Kensington: "The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving."
The Protagonist: "How can you be sure of that?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I hacked the security feed."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, that truck is moving and we are pinned down."
Kinzie Kensington: "I called in reinforcements for you guys."
Pierce: "Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank."
Kinzie Kensington: "Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!"
The Protagonist: "Alright Kinzie, we will do this your way."
Pierce: "Really?"
The Protagonist: "Of course not. Come on. I'll drive."
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie Kensington: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
The Protagonist: "We were a little short on time, Kinzie."
Pierce: "Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up..."
Kinzie Kensington: "No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!"
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, uh, Kinzie! I am not hearing you!"
Kinzie Kensington: "Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon."
The Protagonist: "She seems upset, no?"

The Protagonist: "So Kinzie, where is this computer?"
Kinzie Kensington: "At the STAG PR Center. Hurry."
Pierce: "So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?"
The Protagonist: "He didn't beat us, he just crashed our helicopter."
Pierce: "That sounds like you lost to me."
The Protagonist: "Keep laughing."
Kinzie Kensington: "Aren't you there yet?"
The Protagonist: "Workin' on it."
Kinzie Kensington: "I don't want that little bastard beating me again."
The Protagonist: "It's not gonna happen."
Pierce: "Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?"
The Protagonist: "She stares at a computer all day and never goes out in the real world. I'm surprised she's still sane."
Pierce: "You sure she still is?"
Pierce: "Looks like the Deckers started the party."
The Protagonist: "And we're gonna crash it."
Pierce: "We better get in there before they take that thing."
Pierce: "Damn, there's even more in here!"
Pierce: "STAG sure has a lot of tech in here."
The Protagonist: "Who cares about the rest of this shit... where's the computer?"
Matt Miller: "Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing."
Kinzie Kensington: "Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you."
Matt Miller: "Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington."
Kinzie Kensington: "You haven't won yet."
Matt Miller: "If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late."
Kinzie Kensington: "We'll see about that."
Matt Miller: "What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A bit overconfident?"
Matt Miller: "I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I—"
Kinzie Kensington: "Yak yak yak... Get a job."
Kinzie Kensington: "The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving."
The Protagonist: "Who told you that?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I hacked the security feed."
The Protagonist: "Hey Kinzie, just so you know... we're not alone."
Kinzie Kensington: "I called in reinforcements for you guys."
Pierce: "Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank."
Kinzie Kensington: "Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!"
The Protagonist: "Oh. Guess we can't use the tank then..."
Pierce: "Really?"
The Protagonist: "Psh. Of course we are. Don't be ridiculous."
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie Kensington: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
The Protagonist: "[Fakes static] What was that? I didn't get that?"
Pierce: "Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up..."
Kinzie Kensington: "No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!"
The Protagonist: "[Fakes static] Kin— I can't—radio—goodbye."
Kinzie Kensington: "Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon."
The Protagonist: "We're gonna regret this, aren't we?"

The Protagonist: "[Gargles]"
Kinzie Kensington: "At the STAG PR Center. Hurry."
Pierce: "So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?"
The Protagonist: "[Growls]"
Pierce: "That sounds like you lost to me."
The Protagonist: "[Grumbles]"
Kinzie Kensington: "Aren't you there yet?"
The Protagonist: "[Moans]"
Kinzie Kensington: "I don't want that little bastard beating me again."
The Protagonist: "[Mumbles]"
Pierce: "Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?"
The Protagonist: "[Moans]"
Pierce: "You sure she still is?"
Pierce: "Looks like the Deckers started the party."
The Protagonist: "[Grunts]"
Pierce: "We better get in there before they take that thing."
Pierce: "Damn, there's even more in here!"
Pierce: "STAG sure has a lot of tech in here."
The Protagonist: "[Groans]"
Matt Miller: "Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing."
Kinzie Kensington: "Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you."
Matt Miller: "Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington."
Kinzie Kensington: "You haven't won yet."
Matt Miller: "If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late."
Kinzie Kensington: "We'll see about that."
Matt Miller: "What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A bit overconfident?"
Matt Miller: "I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I—"
Kinzie Kensington: "Yak yak yak... Get a job."
Kinzie Kensington: "The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving."
The Protagonist: "[Gargles]"
Kinzie Kensington: "I hacked the security feed."
The Protagonist: "[Growls]"
Kinzie Kensington: "I called in reinforcements for you guys."
Pierce: "Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank."
Kinzie Kensington: "Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!"
The Protagonist: "[Roars]"
Pierce: "Really?"
The Protagonist: "[Grunts]"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, following the truck on street cams and... Oh God! What the hell are you doing!?"
Pierce: "Going after the truck."
Kinzie Kensington: "I said DON'T use the tank!"
The Protagonist: "[Groans]"
Pierce: "Krrz... Er, Kinzie, you'r-you're breaking up..."
Kinzie Kensington: "No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!"
The Protagonist: "[Garbled]"
Kinzie Kensington: "Urgh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon."
The Protagonist: "[Growls]"

Cutscene #2

Kinzie Kensington: "Oh, man..."
The Protagonist: "So you're set, right?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Almost. I need a chair."
The Protagonist: "I'll give you 50 bucks – pick out a nice one."
Kinzie Kensington: "Funny. I'll explain it all once this thing's set up."

Gallery

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Kinzie Kensington in the "inner sanctum" of Kinzie's Warehouse.

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Pierce takes a newspaper clipping of Lin.

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Pierce shows The Protagonist a gimp mask.

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Pierce shows The Protagonist The Penetrator.

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Pierce hides The Penetrator unsubtly behind his back.

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Pierce hides The Penetrator unsubtly behind his back.

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Matt Miller learns of the supercomputer and Kinzie's plans.

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After the events of the mission, Kinzie waits for Pierce and The Protagonist to return with the supercomputer.

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The pair arrive with the computer on a Flatbed.

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Kinzie Kensington.

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Kinzie hints at needing a chair, revealed in "Stop all the Downloading" to be a NEMO chair.

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The Ultor supercomputer.

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Fighting STAG in the PR Centre.

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Chasing the supercomputer with a tank, despite Kinzie's objection not to use it.

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Images of the supercomputer from the screen.

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Mission failure screen.

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UI image used when saving after this mission.

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Gameplay from the mission.

References

  1. Mission: Live! With Killbane

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