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Kinzie's Adventures is a Loyalty mission in Saints Row IV.
- Cyrus is gonna pay for that fucking poodle skirt.
- — Quest description
Overview[]
Playa helps Kinzie take revenge on Cyrus Temple from the previous events.[1] The two destroy the STAG equipment to lure Cyrus, the F-69 VTOL arrives, and the duo destroys it. Then Super Powered Cyrus shows up and fights Playa. He then sends reinforcements and then reappears until Kinzie powers up, getting her powers in the process and proceeds to beat up Cyrus.
Gameplay[]
- Meet Kinzie
- Go to armory island
Proceed to Sierra Point with Kinzie.
- Steal a tank
Steal a STAG Crusader. There is no need to wait for Kinzie – she warps in the passenger seat after one enters the tank.
- Destroy STAG equipment
Start blowing up STAG N-Forcers and F-69 VTOLs located around the island.
- Kill Cyrus
Cyrus shows up in his own VTOL. The Crusader is likely going to be destroyed so either blow Cyrus' VTOL with a tank's cannon quickly or use provided Alien RPG.
- Find Cyrus
After Cyrus' VTOL has been destroyed, proceed to the hangar in the middle of Sierra Point.
- Kill Cyrus
Super Powered Cyrus appears.
- Kill reinforcements
After losing some health, SNG reinforcements appear instead.
- Kill Cyrus
Repeat fighting Cyrus.
- Kill reinforcements
Repeat fighting SNG reinforcements.
- Kill Cyrus
Kinzie powers up and finishes Cyrus.
Rewards[]
- Cash:
2000 - Respect: 1000
- Achievement: The Full Kinzie[2]
- Super Homie: Kinzie Kensington
- Homie: Cyrus Temple
Trivia[]
- This mission is required in order to get the full ending of the game.
- Cyrus uses his Saints Row: The Third look in this mission, as he does when called up as a Homie.
- Kinzie can be dismissed, which causes the mission to fail with the message "!!Mol Kz 01 Failure Homie Dismissed" because the string "mol_kz_01_failure_homie_dismissed" is undefined.
- This has been fixed in a recent patch for PC version.[3]
- There is a Condor in the beginning cutscene, although the vehicle itself is not the game data files.[4]
- Enemy Bulldogs that spawn during the second wave while fighting Cyrus can be hijacked but cannot be driven.
Transcript[]
Prologue[]
- Kinzie: "We have a problem that needs immediate attention. See me as soon as you can."Kinzie: "It is."Playa - Female 1: "Sounds like trouble."
Playa - Female 2: "This sounds urgent."
Playa - Female 3: "Seems serious."
Playa - Male 1: "You sound serious."
Playa - Male 2: "Sounds bad."
Playa - Male 3: "Sounds urgent."
Nolan North: "Sounds serious."
- — Pre-Mission Phonecall
Cutscene #1[]
- Cyrus Temple. That government thug has been a thorn in my side for far too long. As if he wasn't bad enough in real life, the even more messed-up virtual one has invaded the simulation. We're going to Sierra Point to destroy his base and end him once and for all.
- — Kinzie Kensington
Gameplay[]
- Kinzie: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME HE'S--"Playa - Female 1: "Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?"
Playa - Female 2: "Is Cyrus really all that bad?"
Playa - Female 3: "You really think he's that big a problem?"
Playa - Male 1: "Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?"
Playa - Male 2: "It's just Cyrus. How bad can this be?"
Playa - Male 3: "Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?"
Nolan North: "Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?"Kinzie: "You saw what he put me in. You saw."Playa - Female 1: "Whoa, there. Kidding. Why are you so pissed off?"
Playa - Female 2: "I am only joking. I do not see why you are so angry."
Playa - Female 3: "Easy now, I'm on your side."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm joking. I've just never seen you this angry."
Playa - Male 2: "Just kidding, Kinzie. I've just never seen you this angry."
Playa - Male 3: "I'm taking the piss, Kinzie. Come on, why are you so cross?"
Nolan North: "I'm joking. I've just never seen you this angry."
- — Mission Start
- Kinzie: "THAT Cyrus is dead. THIS Cyrus is running rampant in the simulation. I've managed to shut him down each time before things got too hairy but he's getting stronger, bolder, and it's time for him to stop."Playa - Female 1: "Huh. Here I am thinking this might be about the time he tried to nuke the US."
Playa - Female 2: "Foolish me, I thought this might be about him trying to blow up America."
Playa - Female 3: "And I here I thought this might be about him trying to wipe out America."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh, for a second I thought this had to do with him attacking America."
Playa - Male 2: "Oh, I thought this might be about him, y'know, trying to blow up America."
Playa - Male 3: "Oh, I thought this might be about him, y'know, trying to blow up America."
Nolan North: "Oh, for a second I thought this had to do with him attacking America."Kinzie: "I guess I thought you were a little busy freeing your friends, avenging the Earth, and tracking down a maniacal alien overlord."Playa - Female 1: "Cyrus is breaking into the simulation and this the first I've heard of it?"
Playa - Female 2: "Why have I not heard until now that Cyrus is breaking into the simulation?"
Playa - Female 3: "Hang on -- Cyrus can break into the simulation? Why is this the first I've heard of it?"
Playa - Male 1: "Cyrus has been breaking into the simulation? Why is this the first I've heard of it?"
Playa - Male 2: "Wait, this is the first I'm hearing that Cyrus is breaking into the simulation."
Playa - Male 3: "Cyrus breaks into the simulation and you wait till now to tell me?"
Nolan North: "Cyrus has been breaking into the simulation? Why is this the first I've heard of it?"Kinzie: "Yes. And that."Playa - Female 1: "Let's not forget saving hackers from a fate worse than bobby socks."
Playa - Female 2: "Add your rescue to the long list of things I was too busy doing."
Playa - Female 3: "I was also busy saving a computer geek from a life of hand jiving."
Playa - Male 1: "And saving brilliant hackers from becoming June Cleaver."
Playa - Male 2: "I was also busy saving my favorite hacker from a lifetime of bad sweaters."
Playa - Male 3: "And saving snarky hackers from wholesome family programming."
Nolan North: "And saving brilliant hackers from becoming June Cleaver."
- — "Ride to Island"
- Kinzie: "Blow everything up!"Kinzie: "Just get in a tank already!"Playa - Female 1: "Well. Someone sure is excited about taking the fight to the enemy."
Playa - Female 2: "I have never seen you so keen on destruction."
Playa - Female 3: "Honey, this is the first time I've seen you out for blood like this."
Playa - Male 1: "I've never seen you so excited about wanton destruction."
Playa - Male 2: "Never seen you so excited about blowing up shit."
Playa - Male 3: "Y'know, if I'd known wanton destruction got you this excited..."
Nolan North: "I've never seen you so excited about wanton destruction."Playa - Female 1: "Reporting for duty."
Playa - Female 2: "Oui, mon capitan."
Playa - Female 3: "Aye, aye, cap'n."
Playa - Male 1: "Aye, aye, cap'n."
Playa - Male 2: "Sir, yes, sir!"
Playa - Male 3: "Ours is not to question why..."
Nolan North: "Aye, aye, cap'n."- — "Island Arrive"
- Kinzie: "TAKE OUT EVERYTHING."
Kinzie: "UH! YEAH!"
Kinzie: "Yeah! TAKE THAT CYRUS!"- — "Encourage"
- Kinzie: "This incarnation of Cyrus came from my subconscious. I can only assume he took some of my knowledge about how this whole thing works with him."Playa - Female 1: "So tell me how Cyrus Temple can break into this simulation?"
Playa - Female 2: "So how exactly does Cyrus break into this simulation?"
Playa - Female 3: "So you want to tell me how Cyrus breaks into this simulation?"
Playa - Male 1: "So how is it Cyrus is able to keep breaking into this simulation?"
Playa - Male 2: "So how does Cyrus keep breaking into this simulation?"
Playa - Male 3: "Tell us, Kinzie, how's someone like Cyrus able to break into this simulation?"
Nolan North: "So how is it Cyrus is able to keep breaking into this simulation?"Kinzie: "Do you realize how crazy everything since we were abducted from the White House sounds?"Playa - Female 1: "Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?"
Playa - Female 2: "No offense, Kinzie, but that sounds, how you say, "bonkers.""
Playa - Female 3: "Do you realize how nutty that sounds?"
Playa - Male 1: "Do you realize how crazy that sounds?"
Playa - Male 2: "You do know that sounds crazy, right?"
Playa - Male 3: "Surely you realize that sounds a bit daft?"
Nolan North: "Do you realize how crazy that sounds?"Playa - Female 1: "I'm just trying to roll with the punches and not dwell on the absurdity."
Playa - Female 2: "Truly it seems we have gone through the looking glass."
Playa - Female 3: "I find it best to not worry too hard about that."
Playa - Male 1: "I find it best to not think too hard about it."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm doing a pretty good job NOT thinking about that."
Playa - Male 3: "Okay, you've got a good point there."
Nolan North: "I find it best to not think too hard about it."- — "Tank Fight"
- Kinzie: "HERE HE COMES. He's in a jet!"
Kinzie: "I hope you're ready for this!"Kinzie: "NOT YOU. HIM."Playa - Female 1: "Ready's my middle name--"
Playa - Female 2: "I am always ready--"
Playa - Female 3: "I was born ready--"
Playa - Male 1: "I'm always ready--"
Playa - Male 2: "When am I ever NOT ready?"
Playa - Male 3: "Ready, steady--"
Nolan North: "I'm always ready--"
- — "Cyrus Intro"
- Cyrus: "Hey, little lady, glad you're okay."
Cyrus: "Can't wait to take you back to where you belong--THE KITCHEN."- — "Cyrus Intro Tease"
- Kinzie: "Don't bet on it. I know he's still here somewhere."Playa - Female 1: "Looks like that took care of him."
Playa - Female 2: "I assume that explosion took care of him."
Playa - Female 3: "No way he's surviving that explosion."
Playa - Male 1: "Well. That explosion should take care of him."
Playa - Male 2: "I bet that took care of him."
Playa - Male 3: "Well. That explosion should take care of him."
Nolan North: "Well. That explosion should take care of him."
- — "Cyrus Jet Death"
- Cyrus: "Hey, Kinzie, are you still trying to fight a man's fight?"Kinzie: "Hurt him. But save the last hit for me."Playa - Female 1: "Ooh. Cyrus. Bad mistake."
Playa - Female 2: "Ooh. Cyrus. You should not have said that."
Playa - Female 3: "Ooh. Cyrus. You're gonna want to take that back."
Playa - Male 1: "Ooh. Cyrus. That was a mistake."
Playa - Male 2: "Ooh. Cyrus. You're gonna wish you could take that one back."
Playa - Male 3: "Ooh. Cyrus. Not your smartest move."
Nolan North: "Ooh. Cyrus. That was a mistake."
- — "Cyrus Face2Face Intro"
- Kinzie: "Admittedly, my mental projection of him may be a bit skewed."Playa - Female 1: "Since when was Cyrus this sexist?"
Playa - Female 2: "I do not recall Cyrus being this sexist."
Playa - Female 3: "I don't think Cyrus was sexist. His number two was a woman."
Playa - Male 1: "I don't remember Cyrus being this sexist."
Playa - Male 2: "Was Cyrus really that sexist?"
Playa - Male 3: "I don't recall Cyrus being so sexist."
Nolan North: "I don't remember Cyrus being this sexist."
Playa: "A bit?"
Kinzie: "He held me hostage. What, are you on his side now?!"Playa - Female 1: "No, ma'am."
Playa - Female 2: "No, mademoiselle."
Playa - Female 3: "No, hon."
Playa - Male 1: "No, ma'am."
Playa - Male 2: "Never."
Playa - Male 3: "No, luv."
Nolan North: "No, ma'am."- — "Cyrus Fight"
- Kinzie: "Shit, he blinked out on us!"
Kinzie: "He vanished again! Get ready!"
Kinzie: "Gah! I wish he'd stop disappearing!"- — "Cyrus Disappear"
- Cyrus: "See if you can handle this!"
Cyrus: "Guards! To me!"
Cyrus: "Once more for old time's sake!"- — "Cyrus Reinforcements"
- Cyrus: "All this fighting's making me hungry. Go fix us a sandwich, wouldja?"
Cyrus: "C'mon, girl, just give up already."
Cyrus: "Typical. Having SOMEONE ELSE fight your battles for you."- — "Cyrus Mock"
- Kinzie: "It ends here, Temple."
Kinzie: "You hungry? EAT THIS."- — "Cyrus Killing Blow"
- Kinzie: "That's it! I've had it! I'm...oh shit. What's happening? I think I'm--"
Kinzie: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"- — "Kinzie Goes Nuclear"
- Aaargh! I will not be your fucking slave you piece of shit! Aaarrgh! I'm done.
- — Kinzie, "Kinzie Kills Cyrus"
Unsorted[]
- Playa - Female 1: "That was the sort of thing I expect from ME, Kinzie."
Playa - Female 2: "Very fierce, Kinzie."
Playa - Female 3: "Wow."
Playa - Male 1: "That was, like, total action-movie badass, Kinzie."
Playa - Male 2: "Kinzie, swag."
Playa - Male 3: "That was...disturbingly hot, Kinzie."
Nolan North: "That was total action-movie badass, Kinzie."Kinzie: "I am a formally-trained federal agent, you know."Playa - Female 1: "I'm surprised you had it in you."
Playa - Female 2: "I had no idea you were capable of that."
Playa - Female 3: "You sure got moxie, girl."
Playa - Male 1: "I had no idea you had that in you."
Playa - Male 2: "Didn't know you had that in you."
Playa - Male 3: "What more lurks within you, I wonder?"
Nolan North: "I had no idea you had that in you."
Kinzie: "Either way, I think I've worked it out of my system. Thank you."
- — "Cyrus Dead"
- Kinzie: "I thought you'd appreciate me getting into death and destruction."Playa - Female 1: "Honesty, Kinzie, you are starting to scare me."
Playa - Female 2: "I must confess, Kinzie, you are starting to scare me."
Playa - Female 3: "Damn, sugar, you are really creeping me out."
Playa - Male 1: "Not gonna lie, Kinzie. You're kinda freaking me out."
Playa - Male 2: "Dial it back, Kinzie. I don't like seeing you like this."
Playa - Male 3: "Easy, girl, don't go off the deep end."
Nolan North: "Not gonna lie, Kinzie. You're kinda freaking me out."
- — "Island End"
Gallery[]
Cyrus in Kinzie's Adventures intro
Playa and Kinzie destroying STAG equipment using a Crusader
Playa and Kinzie destroying STAG equipment using a Crusader
Playa and Kinzie destroying STAG equipment using a Crusader
Cyrus flying in with his personal VTOL
Playa fighting Cyrus
Playa fighting Cyrus
Playa fighting Cyrus and his backup
Playa fighting Cyrus
Kinzie upgraded into a Super Saint
Kinzie beating down Cyrus
The Condor in the beginning cutscene
Mission glitched with STAG Crusaders located underground
References[]
- ↑ Mission: Hello Teacup
- ↑ Note: Kinzie's Side Quests and Romance must be completed too.
- ↑ Saints Row website: Patch 8 (released: 1/21/14)
- ↑ Image: The Condor in the beginning cutscene