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Hangar 18 1/2
Hangar 18 12 GiS complete
Hangar 18 1/2 mission completion screen

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"Hangar 18 1/2" is a mission in the Saints Row: The Third DLC, Gangstas in Space.


This mission is the second of three missions in the Gangstas in Space DLC pack. In this mission three different scenes are shot inside an alien space station. Between the scenes some backstage locations can be explored.

The plot involves Playa teaming up with Kwilanna to sabotage alien equipment and kill the opposing Space Amazons. At the end a Space Brutina must be defeated and the location must be escaped using an Aegean.

During the mission only fists, the provided Laser Pistol, Auto Laser and later the Laser Cannon can be used as weapons. Unlike the Aegean and Scythe VTOLs, these laser weapons never unlock at the crib and are not accessible outside of the mission.


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The Brutina can kill you very fast. So try this if you are having trouble: run away! Run around in circles until Brutina is beating up the princess. Once your homie needs to be revived and Brutina is stomping the princess, it is time to attack. Sneak up behind Brutina and keep pressing f until she goes down. Then press e and blow her head off with grenade. Easy.


  • Homie - Space Brutina unlocked
  • Item - Mind Control Helmet unlocked
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  • The last backstage area contains the set for the ending of the mission Gangstas in Space.
  • Playa notices a Walker from Red Faction: Guerrilla off set. The comment on it depends on what voice they are using. Their expressed wish to have a working version is granted in Saints Row IV with the Mech Suit.
  • The name of the mission is a reference to the Wright Patterson Air Force Base Hangar know as Hangar 18 in which Conspiracy theorists claim extraterrestrials are being held. It is also a reference to the song Hangar 18 made by the metal band Megadeth.
  • There was originally going to be a special version of the Annihilator as a 4th alien weapon in the mission.[1]
  • This mission offers a good opportunity to get the stats up for the headshot and melee kill Challenges. All the enemy aliens are eligible.
  • On one of the tables in the backstage area is Shaudi's Boy Toy magazine.
  • Two extra Saints can be recruited prior entering this mission, and unlike most other missions they will stay with the player and supply extra firepower albeit using conventional weapons (The 45 Shepherd, The TEK Z-10, The Grave Digger, The K-8 Krukov and The Annihilator RPG) rather than the laser weapons provided for the mission. They can still be taken as a Human Shield should Saints be too close to the aliens. Also, aliens may take Saints' weapons if their weapon is Laser Pistol or Auto Laser, and will disappear as well when the alien holder is killed. Once disarmed they use fist attacks only and will attack any aliens by beating them up as Playa does.
  • The replacement actors are counted as Specialists if you kill them.



You're nailing this material so far! Totally fucking KILLING it! Sent you the location of the next shoot. Once you're there, we'll get the filming under way. Just come on back through craft services.
— Andy Zhen, pre-mission phone call


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Kwilanna: "We must disable the mind control devices to stop the invaders from taking over the city."
Playa: "What will happen to the people if we fail?"
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Kwilanna: "Their minds will be taken over, and they will be forced to obey the invaders' every command."
Playa: "I can't... I WON'T let this city down."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
Kwilanna: "If this city falls, the Earth falls with it."
— "1st Action 1st Convo"
Playa - Female 1: "You know how to handle yourself."
Playa - Female 2: "Nice shooting."
Playa - Female 3: "Some nice shooting back there."
Playa - Male 1: "You're a pretty good shot."
Playa - Male 2: "You handle that gun like a pro."
Playa - Male 3: "Nice shootin', love."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
Kwilanna: "Thanks."
Andy Zhen: "GodDAMMIT. Keep your ass in character, Kwilanna! Is that too much to ask? That you do your job?"
Kwilanna: "But..."
Andy Zhen: "I am giving you amazing direction! You should be thanking me every DAY of your life!"
— "1st Action 2nd Convo"
Playa: "Government agents!"
Playa - Zombie: "Gurgles"
Kwilanna: "They're still trying to capture my kind for experimentation."
Playa - Female 1: "If they get their hands on the mind control devices... then they would have... mind control..."
Playa - Female 2: "If they get their hands on the mind control devices... uh... bad things happen."
Playa - Female 3: "If they get their hands on the mind control devices... then the world... shit what was the line?"
Playa - Male 1: "If they get their hands on the mind control devices... my god, Kwilanna."
Playa - Male 2: "If they get their hands on the mind control devices... uh... sh... fuck me man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
Playa - Male 3: "If they get their hands on the mind control devices... Then what's to stop them..."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kwilanna: "Then we must. Not. Fail."
— "1st Action See MiB"
Places! Aaaand... GET YOU SOME!
— Andy Zhen, "1st Action Start"

Kwilanna: "There's still more to shut down."
Playa: "Then let's move."
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
— "1st Device End"
It's done! We have to move!
— Kwilanna, "1st Device Finished"

Kwilanna: "The next device shouldn't be far."
Playa: "Must be sad to be killing your own people."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Kwilanna: "They've made their choice and I've made mine. I cannot let them enslave this city."
Playa - Female 1: "It's not just the city... It's the... Line?"
Playa - Female 2: "It's not just the city... It's the WOLD. World. I said world."
Playa - Female 3: "It's not just the world... It's the CITY. Shit, sorry. Can we go back?"
Playa - Male 1: "It's not just the city... It's the CIT... Fuck! I mean world. Shit... Sorry!"
Playa - Male 2: "...Oh shit, is it my line?"
Playa - Male 3: "It's not just the city... It's the... other things, too. Shit."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— "2nd Action 1st Convo"
The fuck have you been? You know what, I don't care. I'm not letting your negativity infect me. Alright, we're rolling! Aaaand... EXCELSIOR!
— Andy Zhen, "2nd Action Start"

Improv! Brilliant! I love the instincts!
— Andy Zhen,"2nd Device Approval"

Kwilanna: "Holy shit... Um... we have to keep going, our work isn't done yet."
Playa - Male 1: "Whatever you say, Kwilanna."
Playa - Female 1: "Ok, on to the next then."
Playa - Female 2: "I'm with you, Kwilanna."
Playa - Female 3: "You're right, let's move."
Playa - Male 2: "Sure thing, I'm lovin' this."
Playa - Male 3: "Let's do it, Kwilanna."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "2nd Device End"
Playa - Female 1: "We should move back!"
Playa - Female 2: "Time to run."
Playa - Female 3: "We should run!"
Playa - Male 1: "Alright, get back!"
Playa - Male 2: "All set. Better get back!"
Playa - Male 3: "Better move back!"
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
— "2nd Device Finished"
Kwilanna: "Ship's this way!"
Playa: "Let's get there fast and get out of here."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
— "3rd Action 1st Convo"
Quiet on set! And... LIFT OFF!
— Andy Zhen, "3rd Action Start"

Playa - Female 1: "Kwilanna, that was awesome."
Playa - Female 2: "That was absolutely perfect!"
Playa - Female 3: "You're a natural at this!"
Playa - Male 1: "Nicely done, Kwilanna!"
Playa - Male 2: "Damn that was nice!"
Playa - Male 3: "Perfect, Kwilanna!"
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Andy Zhen: "What the hell was that?! Who said you could rig more explosives? Dammit, stick to the script!"
Kwilanna: "I did it just like the last one! What's wrong with that?"
Andy Zhen: "We already have to cut this out of the final edit, so stop screwing up and just let the star do the job."
Playa - Female 1: "We'll get through this scene and he'll see. Don't worry."
Playa - Female 2: "Like hell we're sticking to the script..."
Playa - Female 3: "Stop being a dick and maybe we will..."
Playa - Male 1: "Jenny, forget about it. Let's just get through this scene."
Playa - Male 2: "Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Don't worry about it, you did great."
Playa - Male 3: "Whatever. We're keeping it."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "3rd Device End"
I got it! We better get up those stairs, and quickly!
— Kwilanna, "3rd Device Finished"

Playa: "Not here either. I'll try this next platform, you head up."
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— "After Bottom Tier"
Kwilanna: "I'm not seeing it. Let's try down there."
Playa - Female 1: "You take one end, I'll take the other."
Playa - Female 2: "You take one end, I'll take the other."
Playa - Female 3: "You take one end, I'll take the other."
Playa - Male 1: "You take one end, I'll take the other."
Playa - Male 2: "You take one end, I'll take the other... END."
Playa - Male 3: "You take one end, I'll take the other."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "After First Tier"
Kwilanna: "That's right, run!"
Playa - Female 1: "That had to feel good, right?"
Playa - Female 2: "Feel better now?"
Playa - Female 3: "Feel good?"
Playa - Male 1: "There, feel better now?"
Playa - Male 2: "You gotta feel better after that."
Playa - Male 3: "That's gotta feel better, right?"
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Kwilanna: "Actually... yeah, yeah I do."
— "After Massacre"
Playa - Female 1: "That's what I like to see!"
Playa - Female 2: "What would I do without you."
Playa - Female 3: "Where did that come from?"
Playa - Male 1: "Well, that should make it easier."
Playa - Male 2: "Looks like you cleared them out."
Playa - Male 3: "Nice job!"
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— "After Rambo"
Kwilanna: "The door to the rest of the base is locked."
Playa: "Can you get through it?"
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
— "Arrive Locked Door"
Kwilanna: "I should be able to blow it up."
Playa: "Be careful."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
— "Blowup Locked Door"
Playa: "Ok, let's go."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
— "Brutina Defeated"
Playa - Female 1: "These all extras in our movie?"
Playa - Female 2: "All these people are part of our movie?"
Playa - Female 3: "This the cast?"
Playa - Male 1: "Everyone here in the movie?"
Playa - Male 2: "All these people, they part of this movie?"
Playa - Male 3: "All these blokes part of the movie?"
Playa - Zombie: "Groans"
Kwilanna: "Some are, some aren't. Most of them are from different shows."
Playa - Female 1: "Other shows? Like what?"
Playa - Female 2: "What other shows are filming here?"
Playa - Female 3: "Show's like what?"
Playa - Male 1: "Oh? What shows?"
Playa - Male 2: "What shows we got around here?"
Playa - Male 3: "Any shows I've heard of?"
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
Kwilanna: "Dunno. Take a look around if you want."
— "BS 1 First Convo"
Kwilanna: "Wow, look at this set?"
Playa - Female 1: "Nice view. I like the real thing better."
Playa - Female 2: "I... guess?"
Playa - Female 3: "Or just find a real roof."
Playa - Male 1: "And just like that, the magic is gone."
Playa - Male 2: "It's fake. What's wrong with the real thing?"
Playa - Male 3: "Kinda lifeless. What's wrong with the real thing?"
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Kwilanna: "You know how hard it is to shoot on top of a building? Makes sense, financially."
Playa - Female 1: "Naked skydiving is worth its weight in gold."
Playa - Female 2: "Details, details..."
Playa - Female 3: "What fun is throwing someone off a fake roof?"
Playa - Male 1: "Yeah, but you can't throw people off this one."
Playa - Male 2: "But you can't jump off this one for fun."
Playa - Male 3: "This is worse than finding out the Tooth Fairy was just my drunk uncle with a pair of pliers."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
— "BS 1 Walk On Roof"
Andy Zhen: "Cut! We're almost ready for the next sequence. You, my gang banging superstar, are a god amongst men. But I swear to god, if that girl breaks character one more time, the money spent on wasted film comes from HER paycheck."
Kwilanna: "I can't believe him! We both broke character, yet apparently I'M wrong when I do it!"
Playa - Female 1: "That's the sort of shit you don't need to take."
Playa - Female 2: "So tell him that."
Playa - Female 3: "You're right, it's bullshit."
Playa - Male 1: "Exactly what I'm talking about, Jenny."
Playa - Male 2: "This is what I'm talking about. Call him on his shit."
Playa - Male 3: "That's what I'm tryin' to tell you."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kwilanna: "I'll show him what a horrible actress I am... just like I showed that slut Marilyn when I was on the witness stand."
Playa - Female 1: "I'm gonna back away slowly now..."
Playa - Female 2: "Uh... Jenny?"
Playa - Female 3: "Ok, not real sure what just happened..."
Playa - Male 1: "Man you are a good actress. You got that crazy eye thing down..."
Playa - Male 2: "Exactly, you gotta-- wait, what?"
Playa - Male 3: "Is there something I need to know...?"
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
Kwilanna: "... Let's just get to the next set..."
— "BS 2 First Convo"
Andy Zhen: "Cut! Set up the next shot!"
Kwilanna: "Are you SERIOUS?! Replacements?!"
Playa - Female 1: "Looks like."
Playa - Female 2: "They certainly look like you..."
Playa - Female 3: "Oh that's just a dick move."
Playa - Male 1: "Jenny, what're you doing?"
Playa - Male 2: "Uh, Jenny, what's that look...?"
Playa - Male 3: "Hold on, Jenny. You ok?"
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kwilanna: "I'm not getting replaced here! I worked my ass off for this part!"
Playa - Female 1: "Hell yeah you did."
Playa - Female 2: "They won't replace you."
Playa - Female 3: "Think you guys pissed her off."
Playa - Male 1: "I... can't argue with that."
Playa - Male 2: "I hear ya!"
Playa - Male 3: "You don't gotta tell me."
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
— "BS 3 First Convo"
Kwilanna: "I'll stop this thing."
Playa - Female 1: "You focus on that, I'll take care of any guests."
Playa - Female 2: "I know you will."
Playa - Female 3: "Ok, get to work."
Playa - Male 1: "Don't worry, I'll keep everyone away."
Playa - Male 2: "Then I'm on cover duty."
Playa - Male 3: "Go for it, I'll keep them off you."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
— "Control Room"
Kwilanna: "Only me and my people can shut down this generator. I'll have us through here..."
Kwilanna: "*Screams in pain*"
Playa - Female 1: "Jenny!"
Playa - Female 2: "No! Kwilanna!"
Playa - Female 3: "Kwilanna!"
Playa - Male 1: "Kwilanna!"
Playa - Male 2: "Shit, Kwilanna!"
Playa - Male 3: "Hang on, Kwilanna!"
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Disable Generator"
It's open. Let's go.
— Kwilanna, "Door Open"

Kwilanna: "Oops!"
Playa - Female 1: "Don't mind me, just keep going."
Playa - Female 2: "Well, this looks like hard work..."
Playa - Female 3: "Don't stop on my account."
Playa - Male 1: "Uhh... sorry to interrupt the... filming."
Playa - Male 2: "Well... looks like you have everything in hand."
Playa - Male 3: "Well... keep up the good work."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kwilanna: "That... kinda looked fun."
— "Enter Porn Set"
Playa - Female 1: "Sure you're ready for more?"
Playa - Female 2: "Ready to move on?"
Playa - Female 3: "Ok, ready for more?"
Playa - Male 1: "Ready for more aliens?"
Playa - Male 2: "Back to the alien killing?"
Playa - Male 3: "All set for the next scene?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kwilanna: "Long as he lays off me, yeah."
— "Exit BS 2 Convo"
Kwilanna: "Let's just finish this scene so we can get the hell away from Zhen."
Playa - Female 1: "I like the way you think."
Playa - Female 2: "If you insist."
Playa - Female 3: "If that's the goal I'm all for it."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm all for it."
Playa - Male 2: "Gonna have to stand up to him sooner or later you know."
Playa - Male 3: "At least 'till the next shoot."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Exit BS 3 Convo"
Kwilanna: "There's the device. Hold them off and I'll shut it down."
Playa: "I'll keep you safe."
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
— "Find 1st Device"
Kwilanna: "There's the next one. I'll start shutting it down."
Playa - Female 1: "Nope, my turn."
Playa - Female 2: "I have a better idea. Let me."
Playa - Female 3: "No, I'm taking this one."
Playa - Male 1: "Actually, let me handle this one."
Playa - Male 2: "Nah, my turn girl."
Playa - Male 3: "Better yet, let me give it a go."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Kwilanna: "But... I'm supposed to..."
Playa - Female 1: "Forget "supposed to", this is more fun."
Playa - Female 2: "You should trust me on this."
Playa - Female 3: "Forget what the script says, this'll be more fun."
Playa - Male 1: "Fuck his script."
Playa - Male 2: "Have a little faith."
Playa - Male 3: "Trust me, I got this."
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Kwilanna: "I'll... keep you safe then."
— "Find 2nd Device"
Kwilanna: "Here we are. I'll cover you while you shut it down."
Playa - Female 1: "Think it's your turn. Set it just like I did."
Playa - Female 2: "Or you could try doing what I did to the last one. Alright?"
Playa - Female 3: "You should do this one like I did the last. Bigger the explosion the better."
Playa - Male 1: "Why don't you take this one. Try it just like I did last time."
Playa - Male 2: "Nope, you're turn. Just rig it up like I did."
Playa - Male 3: "Your turn this time, love. Just like I showed you."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
Kwilanna: "I... I can try."
Playa - Female 1: "You can do it, I have faith in you."
Playa - Female 2: "Then I'll cover you, Kwilanna."
Playa - Female 3: "Just don't blow yourself up, hon."
Playa - Male 1: "I'll keep them off you."
Playa - Male 2: "You can do it, I'll keep you safe."
Playa - Male 3: "I'll cover you."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Find 3rd Device"
Playa: "We need to find a way out of here."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kwilanna: "There's the databanks. On one of these computers is the code to the spaceships."
Playa: "We'll have to split up, that'll go faster."
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Kwilanna: "Split up?"
Playa - Female 1: "Yeah, you go down and I'll look up here."
Playa - Female 2: "Yes. I'll search here, you go down one level."
Playa - Female 3: "You heard me. I'll look up here."
Playa - Male 1: "Fuck it. Head down to that platform."
Playa - Male 2: "Yep. Try the platform below me."
Playa - Male 3: "Yeah, you go down, I'll look up here."
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
— "Find Key Area"
Found the code!
— Kwilanna, "Finding Key"

What is the alien princess doing? She's not supposed to help! Can't you get anything right?
— Andy Zhen, "First Tier Berating"

Playa - Female 1: "What is this thing?"
Playa - Female 2: "Did you do that?"
Playa - Female 3: "Oh come on!"
Playa - Male 1: "What the shit?"
Playa - Male 2: "What's this crap?"
Playa - Male 3: "Bloody hell."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kwilanna: "Great, now there's a force field..."
Playa - Female 1: "Well, there's gotta be a shut-off switch somewhere."
Playa - Female 2: "One more thing in our way."
Playa - Female 3: "Should have seen this coming. Let's go shut it off."
Playa - Male 1: "There's gotta be a way to shut it off."
Playa - Male 2: "Let's just find the off switch and get out of here."
Playa - Male 3: "Gotta be a way to shut it off. Look around."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
— "Force Field Start"

Kwilanna: "Nooo!"
Andy Zhen: "What the hell did you do to our star!"
Kwilanna: "What the hell was that electrocution?"
— "Generator Blows Up"

Kwilanna: "I think I can bypass the magnetic lock."
Playa: "Do what you can."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Hack Locked Door"
Playa - Female 1: "Thanks for not leaving me. I'm ready to get out of here now."
Playa - Female 2: "I thank you. Shall we leave now?"
Playa - Female 3: "Glad you were here. Let's get on that ship."
Playa - Male 1: "Thanks. Now let's get the hell out of here."
Playa - Male 2: "Damn that hurt... can we go now?"
Playa - Male 3: "Cheers. I'm ready to get the hell outta here now."
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Kwilanna: "I'm right there with you."
— "Jumping to End"
Playa - Female 1: "That was cutting it close. Let's find that ship."
Playa - Female 2: "At least he didn't blow us both up. Come on, let's find that ship."
Playa - Female 3: "He sure cut that shit close. Hope the ship doesn't blow up on us, too."
Playa - Male 1: "Damn that was close... Let's get to that ship."
Playa - Male 2: "Zhen cut that shit too close. Let's get to the ship."
Playa - Male 3: "That was close. Let's find the ship and get out."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Key Area Explodes"

Andy Zhen: "Cut! That's a wrap! Let's get this thing into editing and save it from Kwilanna's crap performance."
Kwilanna: "Don't push me..."
— "Mission End"

Andy Zhen: "Everything's all set for you in the next soundstage. Once you come through that door, be ready for the fight in the alien base! I know you'll kill it!"
Playa - Female 1: "Of course I will... So Jenny, how's that standing up for yourself coming along?"
Playa - Female 2: "Whatever you say... So Jenny, have you thought about how to stand up to him more?"
Playa - Female 3: "Whatever... Hey Jenny, you plan on trying to keep up with me today?"
Playa - Male 1: "Yeah, right... So Jenny, you given any thought to what I said?"
Playa - Male 2: "I'll do what I do... So, girl, you think about what I said?"
Playa - Male 3: "I always do. Jenny, you thought about what I said, love?"
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kwilanna: "Been too busy memorizing lines to really think about it."
Playa - Female 1: "The Saints beat out everyone in their way to get to the top. Don't take shit from anyone. You stick with me, you'll see how it's done."
Playa - Female 2: "If you let people walk all over you always, you'll never rise to greatness. Look at the Saints. We've come from nothing."
Playa - Female 3: "The more you let him, the more he'll keep being an ass. Don't let that happen."
Playa - Male 1: "All I know is I didn't get the Saints where they are by letting assholes walk all over me. Follow my lead and I'll show you what you're capable of."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm tellin' you, the Saints used to get kicked around too. All you gotta do is watch me and I'll show you how it's done."
Playa - Male 3: "The Saints didn't get to the top by lettin' people piss all over us. You wanna see how it's done, you stick by me."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
Kwilanna: "Yeah... yeah, I can do that."
— "Mission Start"

Andy Zhen: "Grab your weapon before you head in."
Andy Zhen: "Should be a new weapon for you to take. Use it."
Andy Zhen: "Ok, this next weapon will be perfect for a Saint!"
— "New Weapons"

There's the ship.
— Kwilanna, "Point Out Ship"

Kwilanna: "You won't stop us!"
Playa - Female 1: "Where did that come from?"
Playa - Female 2: "I think she's learning."
Playa - Female 3: "Go Kwilanna!"
Playa - Male 1: "Wow..."
Playa - Male 2: "Now that's how it's done!"
Playa - Male 3: "Holy shit..."
Playa - Zombie: "Gurgles"
— "Rambo Moment"
We need to hurry.
— Kwilanna, "Ready Comp1"

Ok, I'm ready now.
— Kwilanna, "Ready Comp2"

— Kwilanna, "Ready Comp3"

Hang on, I've got ya!
— Kwilanna, "Saving Player"

Kwilanna: ""Baby or Cobra"?"
Playa - Female 1: "Professor Genki show maybe?"
Playa - Female 2: "A Professor Genki show I believe."
Playa - Female 3: "A Genki show maybe?"
Playa - Male 1: "Some things should stay hidden."
Playa - Male 2: "Some crazy Genki gameshow."
Playa - Male 3: "Dear god..."
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
Kwilanna: "What the hell?"
Playa - Female 1: "Probably just a name. Well... maybe..."
Playa - Female 2: "You really want to know?"
Playa - Female 3: "Lots of answers in my head. None of them good."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm not gonna be able to sleep for... years..."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm afraid to ask."
Playa - Male 3: "What do you get if you win? Wait, don't answer that."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "See BorC Set"
Playa - Female 1: "This... this I don't like."
Playa - Female 2: "I'm guessing this is a new cast member..."
Playa - Female 3: "Think you can handle this one? Or not..."
Playa - Male 1: "So much for easy..."
Playa - Male 2: "I... think you missed one."
Playa - Male 3: "Guessing that's not good."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kwilanna: "Who is she?"
Andy Zhen: "The alien's secret enforcer. Isn't she great!"
Playa - Female 1: "She looks like she shopped in the kiddy department."
Playa - Female 2: "And you're too cheap to buy her a costume that fits..."
Playa - Female 3: "Don't they make clothes her size?"
Playa - Male 1: "Maybe you could have sprung for a costume that fit her..."
Playa - Male 2: "If by great you mean can't fit into her own costume, then yeah, sure."
Playa - Male 3: "Very... um... nevermind."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "See Brutina"
Kwilanna: "Looks like one of those soundboards they use for tv shows."
Playa - Female 1: "Can I push it?"
Playa - Female 2: "So we just press the button then?"
Playa - Female 3: "Then we should push something on it."
Playa - Male 1: "Really... Wonder what these buttons do then."
Playa - Male 2: "Then let's make some noise."
Playa - Male 3: "So let's push some buttons then."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kwilanna: "I don't think you should..."
Playa: "What's the worst that could happen?"
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "See Genki Pyro"
Playa - Female 1: "So we shooting this movie on another planet or something?"
Playa - Female 2: "So are we shooting on this set later?"
Playa - Female 3: "So we using this set in the next scene?"
Playa - Male 1: "What the hell? Are they shooting another space movie here?"
Playa - Male 2: "Hold on, this set ours?"
Playa - Male 3: "So this part of our set?"
Playa - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Kwilanna: "Not that I know of."
Playa - Female 1: "So this has nothing to do with Gangstas In Space?"
Playa - Female 2: "So then what's with this?"
Playa - Female 3: "Maybe it's the alien homeworld?"
Playa - Male 1: "Must be something old then."
Playa - Male 2: "I thought we were going to some other planet in this film for a second."
Playa - Male 3: "Something looks familiar about it..."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kwilanna: "Don't know. Looks like Mars though."
— "See Mars Set"
Playa - Female 1: "Think this is the right way?"
Playa - Female 2: "Can we just walk through?"
Playa - Female 3: "So this way, right?"
Playa - Male 1: "What's back here?"
Playa - Male 2: "This the right door?"
Playa - Male 3: "Think we go this way."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kwilanna: "Don't know, but what's that sound?"
— "See Porn Set"
Playa - Female 1: "Just what a girl needs."
Playa - Female 2: "I must have one."
Playa - Female 3: "What is it, and how do I get one."
Playa - Male 1: "What, no sledgehammer?"
Playa - Male 2: "I feel like I've seen this before..."
Playa - Male 3: "It looks expensive. I want it."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
Kwilanna: "It's a prop."
Playa - Female 1: "Dammit."
Playa - Female 2: "So it doesn't work at all?"
Playa - Female 3: "But I want to go to there."
Playa - Male 1: "Why you gotta crush my dreams?"
Playa - Male 2: "Hold up... prop? As in not real?"
Playa - Male 3: "Prop? It doesn't work then?"
Playa - Zombie: "Snarls"
Kwilanna: "I doubt it. Besides, what would you do with that thing anyway?"
Playa - Female 1: "If you have to ask, you'll never know."
Playa - Female 2: "You'd be surprised."
Playa - Female 3: "Take buildings down piece by piece, flip cars, terrorize the locals... you know, have fun!"
Playa - Male 1: "Oh I don't know... knock down buildings, crush vehicles, liberate an oppressed group of colonists... and Alec Mason is pretty hot."
Playa - Male 2: "I'd do a little demolition in style!"
Playa - Male 3: "With a giant robotic walker? Anything I damn well please!"
Playa - Zombie: "Moans"
— "See RFG Walker"
Playa - Female 1: "This should be good."
Playa - Female 2: "I can see this being entertaining."
Playa - Female 3: "Those guys are gonna get themselves killed."
Playa - Male 1: "This is gonna be good."
Playa - Male 2: "Oh I hope they fuck that up."
Playa - Male 3: "Hope they get what's comin' to them."
Playa - Zombie: "Gurgles"
Kwilanna: "Why's that?"
Playa - Female 1: "Cause that's a dangerous job."
Playa - Female 2: "Oh, you'll see soon enough."
Playa - Female 3: "Personal experience."
Playa - Male 1: "Cause that shit hurts, that's why."
Playa - Male 2: "Just watch."
Playa - Male 3: "Cause those things fuckin' hurt."
Playa - Zombie: "Garbled"
Kwilanna: "What do you... Oh."
Playa - Female 1: "Ha! Told you."
Playa - Female 2: "How do YOU like it?"
Playa - Female 3: "Like I said, should have been more careful."
Playa - Male 1: "Ah. Poetic justice."
Playa - Male 2: "Hurts just watchin' it."
Playa - Male 3: "Tables are turned now, aren't they."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "See RM Trap"
Kwilanna: "Impressive, isn't it?"
Playa: "It'll be a tough fight out of here."
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
Kwilanna: "We'll see about that."
— "See Ship"
Kwilanna: "Wow, who would actually live in a place like this?"
Playa - Female 1: "Oh believe me, there's people who would."
Playa - Female 2: "Nobody I would know, clearly..."
Playa - Female 3: "I know, must be some deadbeat..."
Playa - Male 1: "I... I can't think of anyone that would."
Playa - Male 2: "Well, a pimp might..."
Playa - Male 3: "Well, it's not SO bad, is it?"
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
Kwilanna: "I mean, it's so tacky. And that carpet... ugh!"
Playa - Female 1: "It's a pretty soft carpet, actually."
Playa - Female 2: "Shag has it's uses."
Playa - Female 3: "You really don't like the carpet?"
Playa - Male 1: "Though this one has less stains on it I'm sure."
Playa - Male 2: "Don't be hating on the carpet."
Playa - Male 3: "Looks kinda soft to me."
Playa - Zombie: "Growls"
Kwilanna: "What was that?"
Playa - Female 1: "Oh nothing."
Playa - Female 2: "I didn't say anything."
Playa - Female 3: "What? I didn't say anything."
Playa - Male 1: "Huh? Oh, nothing."
Playa - Male 2: "What's wrong with shag?"
Playa - Male 3: "Um, you're right, tacky..."
Playa - Zombie: "Roars"
— "See Zimos Crib"
Kwilanna: "Holy crap!"
Playa: "You're welcome."
Playa - Zombie: "Babbles"
— "Set Off Genki Pyro"
Playa - Female 1: "Bingo."
Playa - Female 2: "This must be right."
Playa - Female 3: "Hope this is the right console."
Playa - Male 1: "Here we go..."
Playa - Male 2: "Looks like the right place."
Playa - Male 3: "This looks right."
Playa - Zombie: "Sneers"
— "Shield Generator"
Kwilanna: "Um, what's that?"
Andy Zhen: "You think you're the only one that can improvise? You've triggered a self destruct and the door's locked, BOOM. Let's see you shut it down."
Playa - Female 1: "Find the control room, fast!"
Playa - Female 2: "Means there's a control somewhere. Find it."
Playa - Female 3: "Time for us to move!"
Playa - Male 1: "Quick, head up to that control room."
Playa - Male 2: "We can do this. Head to the control room."
Playa - Male 3: "Up in the control room. Hurry."
Playa - Zombie: "Gurgles"
— "Trigger Destruct"
Kwilanna: "Can't stop the self destruct, but got the door open!"
Playa - Female 1: "Then we better hurry."
Playa - Female 2: "Good enough for me."
Playa - Female 3: "I'll take it!"
Playa - Male 1: "That'll do."
Playa - Male 2: "Then let's use it."
Playa - Male 3: "Good enough for me."
Playa - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "Unlock Door"


  • Some of the movie sets at the start of the mission
  • A movie set in front of Playa
  • The Hatch from Lost
  • Playa in a backstage area with multiple props (including a Saint of all Saints statue)
  • Playa fighting off Aliens.
  • Jenny with a movie set behind her.
  • A wrestling ring with some boxes.
  • Jenny attacking her replacements.
  • A background for a movie.
  • The Aegean that Playa and Jenny/Kwilanna needs to steal.
  • Space Brutina (Brute) attacking.

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