Freckle Bitch's, also shortened to FB's is a chain Fast Food restaurant in Saints Row, Saints Row 2, and Saints Row (reboot).
- You Can't Beat Our Meat
- — Slogan
Overview[]
Freckle Bitch's sells Food items.
Freckle Bitch's slogan is "You Can't Beat Our Meat", and is played on their radio commercials and on signs around Stilwater. The mascot used on radio commercials is a promiscuous young woman who talks about being "all grown up" after working in her "daddy's restaurant". In Saints Row 2, her voice is changed from a perky teenager to a much older woman with a raspy voice who coughs throughout the advertisement.
Menu[]
- "Value" is used for choosing which item to replace
| Image | Name | SR1 Cost | SR2 Cost | Value | Health | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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The Fist | 150 | 100 | 100 | 75 | A pound and a half of meat, tomatoes, onions and hot spicy brown mustard. This big-ass burger is huge. |
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Chicken Bazooms | 50 | 75 | 100 | 60 | Giant, oval chicken nuggets |
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The Twins | 100 | 50 | 90 | 40 | Two identical half pound burgers |
 
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Big Swallow | 20 | 20 | 80 | 20 | A styrofoam cup of any delicious cola beverage. |
Locations[]
- Amberbrook, Museum District
- Sommerset, Apartments District
- Tidal Spring/Misty Lane, Suburbs District
- Saints Row only
- Mission Beach, Saint's Row District
- Saints Row 2 only
- Cecil Park, Barrio District
- Rounds Square Shopping Center - Level 4 food court
Vehicles[]
Freckle Bitch's branded vehicles.
- Oring
- Mongoose - Variant unlocked after completing one Chop Shop list
- Hurricane - Randomly spawning variant
Trivia[]
- The phone number for Freckle Bitch's is 555-MEAT (555-6328).
- The food sold at Freckle Bitch's are references to sexual slang.
- A non-purchasable menu item is referred to as a "Fun Bag", which is both a slang term for breasts and a parody of a kid's meal. Troy mentions wanting to get one in Saints Row.[2]
- Their Chicken “Bazooms” may also a slang term for a woman’s breasts.
- Their “Signature Sandwich”: The Fist, may refer to the sexual act of Fisting.
- The restaurant parodies many elements of the popular North American fast-food chain, Wendy's;
- It was founded by Dave Thomas, and the Freckle Bitch's mascot on Melinda Lou Thomas, his daughter whose likeness was used as the Wendy's trademark.
- The Single, Double and Triple-D burgers mentioned in one of the Saints Row radio advertisements are parodies of the iconic Dave's Single, Double and Triple burgers, likely originating from real-life slang for the menu items.
- In the Gearbox game Duke Nukem: Forever, when fighting through Duke Burger Kitchen, if an enemy or Duke shoots a jar of Duke Sauce, Duke says "Better than Freckle Bitches!".[Reference needed]
The restaurant has no interior as it's inacessable.
Saints Row 2[]
- Freckle Bitch's female mascots wear roller skates and drive Orings. The only male mascot wearing roller skates is Hitman target Scott.
- "Freckle Bitch's Freckles" is makeup option during Player Customization. It is also possible to customize Playa to look like Freckle Bitch's female mascots though their hair accessory and roller blades are unavailable.
- The Hitman target, Greg the Company of Gyros mascot, is triggered by ordering from Freckle Bitch's.
- After calling 555-MEAT, a Freckle Bitch's Oring drives to Playa's location, and the driver exits, but does not function as a store. The driver drops a Freckle Bitch's food item when killed.
- Sometimes female civilians mention that Freckle Bitch's use their dogs for meat.
- The voice in the Freckle Bitch's commercial changes drastically between Saints Row and Saints Row 2.
- Freckle Bitch's food items "The Fist" and "The Twins" can also be purchased at Charred Hard Burgers; only "Big Swallow" and "Chicken Bazooms" are exclusive to Freckle Bitch's.
- A Freckle Bitch's Big Swallow drink cup is the model used for all non-alcoholic drink items.
- There are two Freckle Bitch's Logo options. The DLC clothing item "Joystick Junkies T-Shirt 2" is a Freckle Bitch's brand t-shirt.
- The Cecil Park Freckle Bitch's does not, like the other stores, have Freckle Bitch's signs. Instead it has Pecas De Puta, which translates from Spanish to 'Whore's Freckles'.
Saints Row: The Third[]
- There is no Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row: The Third. Food is replaced with a dedicated slot for Thrown weapons. During an interview with Qt3 Games Podcast, Project Design Director Scott Phillips explained that the development team remained split on their opinions on Freckle Bitch's. Phillips himself stated he did not personally like Freckle Bitch's due to its name, as it lacked any subtlety or cleverness, comparing it to Grand Theft Auto Burger Shot.[3] Despite this, Freckle Bitch is still mentioned in Saints Row: The Third, and also has an unusable store named "Tits and Grits" - Scott Phillips has not stated his opinion on the subtlety or cleverness of this name.
- In the final cutscene for "STAG Film", when Playa is giving a speech on TV on Channel 6 News, the news ticker says that it is a free cheeseburger day at Freckle Bitch's.[4]
Saints Row IV[]
- A news ticker says that there is a nationwide closure of Freckle Bitch's.[5]
- There is a skin for the Guardsman AR named Freckle Bitch's with the description "The Bitch Is Back!", which is the name of an Elton John song.[6]
- A "Freckle Bitch's Tee" is available at Nobody Loves Me.[7]
- A fan-made costume inspired by Freckle Bitch's is featured in the Reverse Cosplay Pack DLC.
- When Idle, Female Voice 1 mentions they miss Freckle Bitch's.[Reference needed]
Saints Row (Reboot)[]
- The "Fun bag" from the original Saints Row game has been replaced with the "Brat Box" in the reboot.[8]
Quotes[]
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- Freckle Bitch's radio commercial in Saints Row
- Freckle Bitch's radio commercial in Saints Row
- Freckle Bitch's radio commercial in Saints Row
- Freckle Bitch's radio commercial in Saints Row
- Freckle Bitch's radio commercial in Saints Row
- Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
- — Troy, during Back to Basics
- Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's...
- — Playa, during Saints and Martyrs
- Sí, pero primero vamos a golpear a Freckle Bitch's. (Yes, but first let's hit up Freckle Bitch's.)
- — Victor Rodriguez, during Calm Before the Storm
- What kind of city doesn't have Freckle Bitch's?
- — Maero, when Idle, in Saints Row IV
- Female 1: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Female 2: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Female 3: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Male 1: "Yeah, I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... eh, then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Male 2: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport...then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a fucking sense of humor."
Male 3: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Nolan North: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."- — Playa, after seeing a bag of Freckle Bitch's takeout on the office table in the simulated Saints Row Church.[9]
- I'm a creature of habit, of structure, which doesn't fit well with the Saints' MO. They have their way of doing things, and at times I have no idea what they're thinking or of their infatuation with those god-awful Freckle Bitches[sic] hamburgers, but when it comes down to it, they get things done. That's impressive. And I'm not easily impressed.
- — Asha Audio Log 3
Gallery[]
Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row
Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row
Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row
Freckle Bitch's menu in Saints Row
Johnny Gat at Freckle Bitch's in Always Use Protection
Freckle Bitch's logo in Saints Row 2
A Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook (Museum District)
A Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook (Museum District)
Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook - seating
Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook - wide
Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook - windows
A Freckle Bitch's in Cecil Park (Barrio District)
A Freckle Bitch's in Cecil Park (Barrio District)
A Freckle Bitch's in Misty Lane (Suburbs District)
A Freckle Bitch's in Misty Lane (Suburbs District)
A Freckle Bitch's in the Rounds Square Shopping Center
A Freckle Bitch's in Sommerset (Apartments District) in Saints Row 2
A Freckle Bitch's in Sommerset (Apartments District) in Saints Row 2
Enjoying The Fist
freckle bitch - freckle bitch - character model in Saints Row 2
freckle bitch - freckle bitch generic - character model in Saints Row 2
Freckle Bitch's sign
Freckle Bitch's menu
Freckle Bitch's logo
Freckle Bitch's decals
Freckle Bitch's logo
Freckle Bitch's burger wrapper
Freckle Bitch's fries
Spanish Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row 2
Freckle Bitch's billboard
Freckle Bitch's billboard
Freckle Bitch's billboard
Freckle Bitch's (Amberbrook)
Freckle Bitch's (Cecil Park)
Freckle Bitch's (Misty Lane)
Freckle Bitch's (Rounds Square)
Freckle Bitch's (Sommerset)
Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row: Total Control
Freckle Bitches reference in Saints Row: The Third
Freckle Bitch Delivery Girl suit in Saints Row IV
Freckle Bitch's Tee in Saints Row IV
Freckle Bitch's Tee in Saints Row IV
References[]
- ↑ Note: Cecil Park in Saints Row 2
- ↑ Mission: Back to Basics
- ↑ Quartertothree: Lead designer Scott Phillips explains it all
- ↑ Image: STAG Film Headline
- ↑ Image: Freckle Bitch's closed SR4
- ↑ Image: Weapon - Rifles - Burst Rifle - Guardsman AR - Freckle Bitch's
- ↑ Mission: The Fast and the Foodiest
- ↑ Mission: "King Me"
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