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When I was a child, Christmas was my favorite day of the year. My family was always crazy busy with work and school, but when December 25th rolled around, it was all about family. Just us, some music, snow on the ground and a tree that reached to the ceiling. It was magic.
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As I got older, the holiday became less and less special. My siblings went away, my parents broke up, but I always held Christmas in my heart. I believed in Santa. I needed Santa. Little did I know Santa...
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Revision as of 16:00, 29 November 2019

Christmas Text Adventures Cover and Contents

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Christmas Text Adventures are collectibles in the How the Saints Save Christmas DLC for Saints Row IV.

Overview

The Christmas Text Adventures are similar to the regular Text Adventures. Except that they were written by Future Shaundi,[1][2][3] and tell the story of an "alternate" timeline set after the events of Saints Row IV in which a "Christmas-hating" warlord called Clawz takes over the Earth, ruins Christmas, defeats the 3rd Street Saints, and forces Earth's inhabitants into slave labor.[4][5][6][7] The focus is primarily on how the survivors come up with a plan to stop him, building up to the events of How the Saints Save Christmas.[4]

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Holidays Past And Present

Christmas Text Adventures - Holidays Past And Present - opening Start

When I was a child, Christmas was my favorite day of the year. My family was always crazy busy with work and school but, when December 25th rolled around, it was all about family. Just us, some music, snow on the ground, and a tree that reached the ceiling. It was magic.

Christmas Text Adventures - Holidays Past And Present - first choice Continue

As I got older, the holiday became less and less special. My siblings went away, my parents broke up, but I always held Christmas in my heart. I believed in Santa. I needed Santa. Little did I know that Santa?

Christmas Text Adventures - Holidays Past And Present - Had Been Kidnapped Part 3

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Christmas Text Adventures - Holidays Past And Present - second choice Part 4

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Christmas Text Adventures - Holidays Past And Present - A Strange Visitor Arrived One Day Part 5

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Christmas Text Adventures - Holidays Past And Present - third choice Part 6

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Christmas Text Adventures - Holidays Past And Present - Something Else Part 7

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Christmas Text Adventures - Holidays Past And Present - fourth choice Part 8

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Christmas Text Adventures - Holidays Past And Present - To Destroy The Holidays Part 9

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The Rise Of Clawz

Christmas Text Adventures - The Rise Of Clawz - first choice Part 1

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Rise Of Clawz - Twinkle Part 2

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Rise Of Clawz - second choice Part 3

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Rise Of Clawz - The North Pole Part 4

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Rise Of Clawz - third choice Part 5

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Rise Of Clawz - The Flying Reindeer Part 6

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Rise Of Clawz - fourth choice Part 7

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Rise Of Clawz - A Renegade Elf Part 8

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A Christmas Peril

Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - first choice Part 1

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Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - The Production Of Dangerous Toys Part 2

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Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - second choice Part 3

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Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - People Who Don't Believe In Christmas Part 4

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Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - People Who Don't Believe In Christmas continued Part 5

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Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - third choice Part 6

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Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - Eternal Torment And Pain Part 7

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Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - fourth choice Part 8

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Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - Turn Into His Special Soldiers Part 9

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Christmas Text Adventures - A Christmas Peril - ending Part 10

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A Full-Frosted Assault

Christmas Text Adventure - A Full-Frosted Assault - opening Part 1

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Christmas Text Adventure 4.2 Choice Part 2

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Christmas Text Adventure 4.3 New Year's Eve Part 3

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Christmas Text Adventure - A Full-Frosted Assault - first choice Part 4

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Christmas Text Adventure - A Full-Frosted Assault - An Army Of Children Part 5

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Christmas Text Adventure - A Full-Frosted Assault - second choice Part 6

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Christmas Text Adventure - A Full-Frosted Assault - A Rogue Elf - third choice Part 7

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Christmas Text Adventure - A Full-Frosted Assault - The Saints Part 8

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Tinsel

Christmas Text Adventures - Tinsel - opening Part 1

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Christmas Text Adventures - Tinsel - first choice Part 2

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Christmas Text Adventures - Tinsel - Assemble The Crew Part 3

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Christmas Text Adventures - Tinsel - second choice Part 4

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Christmas Text Adventures - Tinsel - The Boss Part 5

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Christmas Text Adventures - Tinsel - third choice Part 6

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Christmas Text Adventures - Tinsel - But They Didn't Part 7

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Christmas Text Adventures - Tinsel - fourth choice Part 8

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Christmas Text Adventures - Tinsel - That Will Be Told In The Next Text Adventure Segment Part 9

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Operation Holiday Hustle

Christmas Text Adventures - Operation Holiday Hustle - first choice Part 1

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Christmas Text Adventures - Operation Holiday Hustle - Hitting Enough People With It - second choice Part 2

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Christmas Text Adventures - Operation Holiday Hustle - Cropdusting Part 3

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Christmas Text Adventures - Operation Holiday Hustle - third choice Part 4

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Christmas Text Adventures - Operation Holiday Hustle - Clawz's Forces Attacked Us Part 5

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Christmas Text Adventures - Operation Holiday Hustle - fourth choice Part 6

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Christmas Text Adventures - Operation Holiday Hustle - Clawz Won Part 7

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Christmas Text Adventures - Operation Holiday Hustle - Clawz Won continued Part 8

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Christmas Text Adventures - Operation Holiday Hustle - ending Part 9

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Last Ditch Effort

Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - opening Part 1

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - That Taskmaster Twinkle - second choice Part 3

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - Lead A Worker Uprising Part 4

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - third choice Part 5

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - Taking Out Twinkle Part 6

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - Taking Out Twinkle continued Part 7

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - Taking Out Twinkle second continued Part 8

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - fourth choice Part 9

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - Zinyak's Time Machine Part 10

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - Zinyak's Time Machine continued Part 11

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - Zinyak's Time Machine second continued Part 12

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Christmas Text Adventures - Last Ditch Effort - ending Part 13

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The Future

Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - opening Part 1

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - first choice Part 2

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - The Museum Was Closed For The Holidays Part 3

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - second choice Part 4

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - Johnny's Part 5

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - third choice Part 6

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - Kinzie's Part 7

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - fourth choice Part 8

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - My Place Part 9

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - My Place continued Part 10

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - fifth choice Part 11

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - The Door Opened Part 12

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - The Door Opened continued Part 13

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - The Door Opened second continued Part 14

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - The Door Opened third continued Part 15

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Christmas Text Adventures - The Future - ending Part 16

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Trivia

  • In Future Shaundi's timeline, Johnny Gat gets killed for "real". A traitorous elf named Twinkle, who was working for Clawz, shoots an RPG at him from near-point-blank range.[8]
    • Playa would also be help captive in Clawz's office while the Saints were working in the mines,[7] and would later be taken by Clawz when he goes to take over the rest of the universe.[9]
  • Future Shaundi's injuries and cybernetic implants were a result of Twinkle and friendly fire during combat against RoboRudolph:
    • Twinkle ripped off Shaundi's arm just before killing Johnny.[10][8] Shaundi's cybernetic arm was implanted under Twinkle's behest to make her work in the mines,[7] although Shaundi would later use her cybernetic arm in killing Twinkle.[11]
    • Shaundi's eye was shoot out by her Crimson Cowboy while fighting RoboRudolph when the pellet ricocheted back at her,[12][13] and would later get a cybernetic eye implanted made from parts that came from RoboRudolph.[14]
  • According to Future Shaundi, Clawz was created from Santa by Zinyak. Born in The Simulation, grown in The Simulation, made evil by The Simulation, and given both life and power by The Simulation. Then sent by Zinyak personally to destroy the North Pole.[5]
    • It is unknown how Zinyak had managed to kidnap Santa. All that's mentioned is that one day... Santa just disappeared.[15]
    • It is also unknown how Zinyak (in the alternate timeline) was able to bring Clawz out of Santa's mind in The Simulation and give him a physical form in the real world with which he could use to destroy the North Pole and take control of the Earth. All that's mentioned is that he "did".[5]
  • Thanks to Future Shaundi's help in How the Saints Save Christmas, Santa is released from his Simulation in the present-day Saints timeline, and the future was "rewritten". As a result, upon returning to her own time via time travel, Future Shaundi discovers that Playa was saved and Johnny Gat was alive[16], and that she's no longer the only Shaundi in existence anymore.[17]
    • This "other" Future Shaundi is not seen, but she is described as having short hair and "no" cybernetic implants or limbs. Kinzie explains that they started an alternate timeline and that the other Shaundi never had to deal with Clawz and Twinkle, which would explain why she has no cybernetic limbs.[17][18]

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Christmas Text Adventures Cover and Contents

Christmas Text Adventures - A World without Christmas Cover and Contents

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