@tcha is a side hustle in Saints Row (reboot).
@tcha involves leaving reviews for locations in Santo Ileso. @tcha begins by meeting Kev's friend Sylvia at the Santo Ileso Public Library.
Locations[]
| Location | District | Description | Rewards |
|---|---|---|---|
| Batter Up Donuts | Mercado | Leave a bad review for Batter Up Donuts and survive the fury of the Idols. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
| Santotel Motel | West Providencia | Leave a bad review for Santotel Motel and survive the rage of Los Panteros. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
| Panther Pride Gym | Smelterville East | Leave a bad review for Panther Pride Gym and survive the rage of Los Panteros. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
| Foxtails | El Dorado | Leave a bad review for Foxtails and survive the fury of the Idols. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
| El Taco Feo | Badlands South | Leave a bad review for El Taco Feo and survive the fury of the Idols. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
| Snake Oil Saloon | East Flats | Leave a bad review for the Snake Oil Saloon and survive the wrath of Marshall. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
| La Bodega | Marina West | Leave a bad review for La Bodega and survive the rage of Los Panteros. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
| Vertical Slice Pizza | Marina East | Leave a bad review for Vertical Slice Pizza and survive the fury of the Idols. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
| Marshall Facility | Rojas Desert South | Leave a bad review for a Marshall facility and survive the wrath of Marshall. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
| Lasso Lounge | Old Town West | Leave a bad review for the Lasso Lounge and survive the wrath of Marshall. Give a lower rating for a harder challenge and bigger cash and XP rewards. | 1000 XP $4,000 |
Reviews[]
The following reviews can be left on the app. All 5 five-star ratings don't have any text associated with them.
Batter Up Donuts[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Baseball donuts are boring. Try cricket doughnuts instead. |
| 2 | Ordered donut holes. Received an empty box. |
| 3 | The sign resembles a creepy eye watching me. |
| 4 | Too many sprinkles. |
| 5 |
Santotel Motel[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Someone shit in my pillow. |
| 2 | Why is there a chalk outline on the carpet? |
| 3 | Mattress was hard, and the ice machine didn't work. |
| 4 | The continental breakfast was too cold. |
| 5 |
Panther Pride Gym[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Moldy mats gave me a horrid rash. |
| 2 | Los Panteros stink up all the machines. |
| 3 | The water fountains are always sticky. |
| 4 | What kind of gym doesn't have a sauna? |
| 5 |
Foxtails[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Foxtails? More like skunk tails. |
| 2 | Filthy loo. Toilet seat gave me rabies. |
| 3 | Manager is biased against invertebrates. |
| 4 | Not a single fox in sight. |
| 5 |
El Taco Feo[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Don't order the refried beans here unless you fancy dog food. |
| 2 | Their cilantro tastes like soap. |
| 3 | The salsa was made in Wolverhampton. |
| 4 | Who puts cheese on a taco? |
| 5 |
Snake Oil Saloon[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking saloon. |
| 2 | Everyone expectorates on the floor here. |
| 3 | Lizard nuggets were gamey. |
| 4 | Snake Oil Sangria is too oily. |
| 5 |
La Bodega[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Even the cat was fake. |
| 2 | Inside there's nothing but a vending machine. WTF? |
| 3 | I can always find it cheaper in Mercado. |
| 4 | Parking is inconvenient AND expensive. |
| 5 |
Vertical Slice Pizza[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Their "anchovies" are actually crickets. |
| 2 | I caught the chef urinating in the alley. |
| 3 | Couldn't tell if it was pizza or cardboard. |
| 4 | Okay pizza. Ugly Idols. |
| 5 |
Marshall Facility[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Marshall's "top secret formula" is bottled water. |
| 2 | Radiation from this facility failed to give me super powers. |
| 3 | I couldn't even find the bloody place. |
| 4 | Lovely desert view but this building is an eyesore. |
| 5 |
Lasso Lounge[]
| Stars | Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | Mechanical bull dropped a deuce. |
| 2 | It's a dude ranch for douchebags. |
| 3 | The bartender's cowboy boots make too much noise. |
| 4 | The bathrooms only have 1-ply toilet paper. |
| 5 |